Some have recently sent in the question “Where did Elf So-and-So go?”
Well, I’ll tell ya. You don’t see them on the Elf Chat or the Elf Wall or on the Elf Map because they got busted. They didn’t leave, they got busted. They broke the only real rule we have: BE NICE.
That’s just too hard for some elves.
I don’t know what more we can do to make it clear. You are taught it in learning the Elf Code. You swear to it when you take the Elf Oath. Elf Max has warned about it a couple of times.
Well, you know who the elf executioner is? Me. Elf Moe. Head of the North Pole Complaint Department. It always comes to me and, well, I’m an impatient elf.
This is how you get in trouble or get banned from being an elf:
- Boss other elves around.
- Assume you are an important elf and try to do jobs that are not yours to do.
- Brag you are an elf.
- Never take a shower. (Ewwwwww)
- Use bad words
- Be mean
- Lie
- Steal
- Cheat
- Pretend you are Santa
- Take the wings off flies
- Call other elves names
- Speak ill of the reindeer
- Use a hair dryer on a snowman
- Lick the frosting off of sugar cookies
- Set the Christmas tree on fire
- Use super glue in the Wrapping Department
- Litter from the sleigh
- Post bad pictures
- Say someone is on the naughty list
- Put salt in the sugar shaker
- Drink the last of the eggnog
- Stuff spiders in stockings
- Tell Mrs. Claus that Santa says she is fat
- Tease Rudolph
Now, guys, I don’t want to ban you and you don’t want to be banned.
But let’s make one thing perfectly clear: if you get banned you’re never coming back. It’s a one-way ticket. If you can’t act like an elf, you can’t be an elf.
I hope this is the last time this needs to be discussed. We have lost some pretty good elves recently who just could not be nice. It has nothing to do with Santa. In fact, Santa won’t even hear about it if I had my way.
He needs elves. But he needs people who are ready to BE elves.
Okay?
okay i hope i don’t get banned for this please i hope i don’t but, numbers 4,10,11,14,15 are just ridiculous.And sometimes people can do some of this stuff on accident . Just please show a little mercy on the elves we all make mistakes.Be forgiving.
I think Elf Moe was trying to keep things light. I do know this: While Elf Moe handles all complaints he does not care for complainers. He listens…and he acts. He does have a real responsibility in regards to the One Rule we have. We don’t have a lot of time to manage elves. So anyone who isn’t nice…goes.
ok
ok roger that
Ok I will definitely follow the rules thank you
It saddens me that some elves just can’t be nice. I love being a nice elf and interacting with other nice elves. Merry Christmas in July!
No. 3,4,10,11,14,15 are stupid i don’t want to get banned I know what he means but still
22 is going to be a big problem for me.
Lol, same here
I will do my best to stay in good standing by following the rules and avoiding committing Banning acts.
I don’t think that I would do any of this anyway, but I will be careful
Thanks for the Training! Will definitely follow through!
thanks for the training! Will absolutely obey these rules! They are simple and make this a safe place for all. And love how Elf mow kept things light!