How To Get in Trouble

How to Get in Trouble as an Elf

Some have recently sent in the question “Where did Elf So-and-So go?”

Well, I’ll tell ya. You don’t see them on the Elf Chat or the Elf Wall or on the Elf Map because they got busted. They didn’t leave, they got busted. They broke the only real rule we have: BE NICE.

That’s just too hard for some elves.

I don’t know what more we can do to make it clear. You are taught it in learning the Elf Code. You swear to it when you take the Elf Oath. Elf Max has warned about it a couple of times.

Well, you know who the elf executioner is? Me. Elf Moe. Head of the North Pole Complaint Department. It always comes to me and, well, I’m an impatient elf.

This is how you get in trouble or get banned from being an elf:

  1. Boss other elves around.
  2. Assume you are an important elf and try to do jobs that are not yours to do.
  3. Brag you are an elf.
  4. Never take a shower. (Ewwwwww)
  5. Use bad words
  6. Be mean
  7. Lie
  8. Steal
  9. Cheat
  10. Pretend you are Santa
  11. Take the wings off flies
  12. Call other elves names
  13. Speak ill of the reindeer
  14. Use a hair dryer on a snowman
  15. Lick the frosting off of sugar cookies
  16. Set the Christmas tree on fire
  17. Use super glue in the Wrapping Department
  18. Litter from the sleigh
  19. Post bad pictures
  20. Say someone is on the naughty list
  21. Put salt in the sugar shaker
  22. Drink the last of the eggnog
  23. Stuff spiders in stockings
  24. Tell Mrs. Claus that Santa says she is fat
  25. Tease Rudolph

Now, guys, I don’t want to ban you and you don’t want to be banned.

But let’s make one thing perfectly clear: if you get banned you’re never coming back. It’s a one-way ticket. If you can’t act like an elf, you can’t be an elf.

I hope this is the last time this needs to be discussed. We have lost some pretty good elves recently who just could not be nice. It has nothing to do with Santa. In fact, Santa won’t even hear about it if I had my way.

He needs elves. But he needs people who are ready to BE elves.


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For years Elf Moe was an anchor in the Shipping Department at the North Pole. That's a tough job. It entails making sure that the right names get on the right packages before Santa delivers them. Not a lot of people want that job because it is so detailed. Moe did it for years. That's why Elf Moe now has the job he does: Elf Moe works in the North Pole Complaint Department. If someone want to complain about anything, Moe's the guy to see. He has a very difficult job.
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Elf Maurice

okay i hope i don’t get banned for this please i hope i don’t but, numbers 4,10,11,14,15 are just ridiculous.And sometimes people can do some of this stuff on accident . Just please show a little mercy on the elves we all make mistakes.Be forgiving.

Elf Max

I think Elf Moe was trying to keep things light. I do know this: While Elf Moe handles all complaints he does not care for complainers. He listens…and he acts. He does have a real responsibility in regards to the One Rule we have. We don’t have a lot of time to manage elves. So anyone who isn’t nice…goes.

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ok roger that

Elf Cookie Dough

Ok I will definitely follow the rules thank you

Elf DixieBelle

It saddens me that some elves just can’t be nice. I love being a nice elf and interacting with other nice elves. Merry Christmas in July!

Elf Sprinkle

No. 3,4,10,11,14,15 are stupid i don’t want to get banned I know what he means but still

Elf Taylor

22 is going to be a big problem for me.

Elf Gumball Snowflake

Lol, same here

Elf Ishton

I will do my best to stay in good standing by following the rules and avoiding committing Banning acts.

  • Hi elves how are you guys doing? I am excited about Christmas.
Elf Gumball Snowflake

I don’t think that I would do any of this anyway, but I will be careful

Elf Snowy

Thanks for the Training! Will definitely follow through!

Elf Snowy

thanks for the training! Will absolutely obey these rules! They are simple and make this a safe place for all. And love how Elf mow kept things light!