Sector 1 Now in the Red Zone
Hi elves and Happy Christmas Eve. It’s dark, it’s early but it’s also officially Christmas Eve! We are in the RED ZONE. (That’s the technical term)
Now, here are the facts at this early hour:
- Santa is HOURS from launching still.
- We are HOURS away from hanging our stockings.
That means we have time to be organized. I suggest you make a plan of WHEN you’re going to check for direction here. I suggest you make a plan for KEEPING KRINGLE RADIO on at all times.
And I suggest you chug a lot of eggnog.
That is all.
PS – have a question for Flight Command? Send it in!
Sector 1 Explodes in Growth
Hello elves! Are you ready? This is it, the big week!
I’m happy to report the following:
North Pole Tracker Elves: 12,337
Freelance Tracker Elves: 1,905,441
Total Tracker Elves: 1,917,778
Our number of elves pale in comparison to other sectors overall. And we are very spread out geographically thanks to the Pacific Ocean. But, we are in position to help Santa better than ever. In fact, look at how our reports have piled up so far:
North Pole Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 88,826
Freelance Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 11,432,646
Total Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 11,521,472
Now, things will go differently this week. In fact, this message today is about the only predictable message you will get from me.
Why? Because every Elf Supervisor is now working on the clock put out by North Pole Flight Command. Here is how it works for us – and for all sectors this week – from today forward:
- You will get a message to declare your working status before flight time.
- We MAY get one final word from Santa before he heads to our sector.
- You will get fast, brief messages for report requests from me.
This means you’ll need to check in more frequently this week. It also means you may see a lot more questions from our newest elves. Please help them if you can, we will not have time to spend on training those newer elves who have not been through Elf University.
I do NOT have any new specific instructions for you at this time. We’re at a new level – that means:
- If you see something, say something. Send in any report you feel is necessary at this time.
- All I might ask of you from today forward comes directly from Flight Command and it can come at any time. So please check in frequently.
Thank you all for your great work!
A New Tracker Challenge
Greetings, my tracker friends. It is time for my final tracker update of this season. This Friday, December 23rd, Santa will launch from the North Pole and make a journey around the world unlike any other he has taken before.
Why will it be different?
It will be different because he will have at his command more detailed information about most areas he will be flying. I spoke with Santa earlier today and he is just THRILLED with the Santa tracker effort this year. Although we are now just over 500 million tracker reports, which is over halfway to our goal, reports are coming in so fast that Santa feels confident we will meet and exceed our goal easily.
We have, however, some news to share with you today that you need to be aware of:
- The Santa Tracking Map here at SantaTrackers.net has now gone “dark”. The next time you see it will be when Santa himself launches.
- The test flights of Santa’s sleigh will now take a new chapter. The final version of the sleigh is being launched from the North Pole today. It will continue to fly until Thursday night, when it will return to the North Pole for a brief adjustment period. A final test flight will take place on Friday, December 23rd.
- That final version will feature 12 different sleighs. They will launch from the North Pole tonight and will fly only at night. Each Sector will have at least 2 sleighs in flight at a time, some will have 3.
- We challenge our tracker elves, between now and when Santa himself launches, to find and photograph or video any of these sleighs in flight over the next four days. Any elf who can post photographic evidence that is confirmed by North Pole Flight Command will be awarded 25,000 points by Santa himself.
That’s great news and a great opportunity for each tracker out there. We have lots of other announcements coming over the next few days. Here is what you can expect:
- Each sector will begin a “check-in” process for tracking Santa according to the time zones of that sector. Please be paying attention.
- A special set of “short form” reports designed for fast use while Santa is in flight will be introduced.
- Announcements from each sector will now happen at very random times. All trackers are encouraged to check in frequently.
As a reminder, I will be in Elf Chat on Christmas Eve. I’m not sure what to expect, given the unexpected nature of the news of Santa’s sleigh this year, the many different kinds of weather challenges all over the world expected next weekend, and the unpredictable nature of tracking Santa in general. However, I will do my best to be there and prepared to discuss the latest with you.
This is a very exciting week ahead for us. Let’s stay focused on our job and get Santa around the world.
Chat Recap with Elf Crash in Elf Chat
Elf Crash Murphy, Santa’s Eye-in-the-Sky Reporter and the Ultimate Santa Tracker, was in Elf Chat today to talk about tracking Santa this year. Everyone’s questions sure made for an interesting conversation. Here is the recap:
Elf Crash Murphy | Hi ho – MAXY!!! |
Elf Max | Hi Crash. You’re right on time |
Elf Ulan | Hi, elf Crash! |
Elf Buddy Frost | Hello Elf Crash! |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’m surprised to see you here…but not surprised. How are you doing? |
Elf Max | Thanks, Crash. I’m doing good. I wanted to be back to track Santa this year and it looks like it is working out |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hi Buddy Frost! Hi Ulan! |
Elf Buddy Frost | Hope your doing well Crash! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Fantastic! I wasn’t sure who I would be talking with today but I’m glad its you. And I’m glad you’re going to be able to track Santa this year. I know that was a big goal |
Elf Max | Yeah, I’m not 100% yet but it’s good enough. It’ll be a good Christmas. I’ve got a TON of questions here for you, Crash. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Ok, I’m raring to go. Things are super busy, I think they might be for everyone |
Elf Max | I think that is why we have so many questions. People want to know how this next week will be different. |
Elf Crash Murphy | It’s different already. I just got out of our daily pre-flight meeting. Those started last Monday |
Elf Max | Who is in that meeting, Crash? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, it’s me, Santa, Roger, Elf Buck and a handful of folks from Flight Command |
Elf Max | Pre-flight – so this is about when Santa takes off? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, kind of. We talk about different areas of the world and different things going on at Flight Command that will affect launch and delivery. They are short meetings. |
Elf Max | Have you done these meetings before? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, we start about 10-days out. Every year this is kind of our routine. |
Elf Crash Murphy | But this year is really different because Santa and Flight Command have SO MUCH more information – different information than last year |
Elf Crash Murphy | So everything is very detailed like never before |
Elf Max | Interesting. Will that change what they tell us to do when we track Santa after he launches? |
Elf Crash Murphy | No doubt. You might get in on this, Max. I’m told there will be some new “quick” type reports that elves might be asked to send in after Santa takes off |
Elf Crash Murphy | So yes, it’s all looking very different this year |
Elf Max | When are we going to find out about this? Officially -? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, Roger has the deets on that and I’m guessing you might find out tomorrow. But releasing it to the tracker elf world might not happen until Monday or Tuesday |
Elf Max | Ok, I’ll be ready |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’ll private message you some stuff after |
Elf Max | Ok, very good. Ready to take some questions from Elf Ulan and Elf Buddy Frost? |
Elf Ulan | Hi Crash, which sleigh is faster launching? Santa’s or yours? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Sure thing! |
Elf Max | Go ahead, guys |
Elf Buddy Frost | Yes, I am curious to know now, can you give us even a hint of what these quick type reports may be? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan – Santa’s sleigh is the best in the world. I’m in an old clunker. I’m about watching Santa, not keeping up with him |
Elf Ulan | You mean you will launch after Santa’s sleigh? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Those “Christmas Eve Reports” – that’s what Roger has been calling them will be simple report features so that a tracker can send important information quickly – think things like changes in the weather, flight obstacles, etc. Nothing too fancy or extreme. Just a quick way to get really important information to flight command fast |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan, I actually am in the air most years ahead of Santa. His launch is always a very public affair, you’ll hear it on the radio. And he takes off like a shot. It’s easy for me to already be up there and waiting for him to take off from there |
Elf Max | Crash, what are they saying will be the need for reports from trackers once Santa takes off? |
Elf Crash Murphy | They don’t really know. The Elf Supervisors are nervous about it too. But really, Santa doesn’t want to burden Tracker Elves will TOO much because he wants them to be spending time with their families too |
Elf Crash Murphy | And a lot of it will depend on what’s just going on at the time |
Elf Buddy Frost | Well you can bet I will be ready to send in those reports! |
Elf Max | Crash, I’ve seen some trackers complaining in their reports about being sent to bed too early last year. Will bedtime be extended for tracker elves? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I know you will Buddy Frost! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Max – I don’t think Santa’s going to give on the bedtime advisories for anyone. We’ve already talked about it and he’s set in his mind. |
Elf Max | What do you advise those trackers who want to stay up later to do? |
Elf Ulan | You see Santa’s launching in the sky^^ is every time looks the same? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I advise them not to do it. |
Elf Max | Hahaha – why is Santa so strict about this? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I have a lot of theories, Max. But honestly, I think the toughest thing Santa has to juggle is getting people to bed so he can do his job. He’s always thinking ahead. And if he spends a lot of time in one place that means he has less time to get to another. Bedtime on Christmas Eve is a big thing to Santa |
Elf Buddy Frost | I have another question. I have always wanted to see Santa’s sleigh but what does it, or any sleigh look like at ground level? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan – Santa’s launch is always a different view for me. I’m in the air and he usually takes off in a storm at the North Pole. Very normal for this time of year at the North Pole. So when I see him he’s flying UP – he punches through the clouds and if I have moonlight it’s quite something to see. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Buddy Frost – Santa’s sleigh is always bigger than people imagine it. The size, and the fact that there are a lot of lights on it are what usually surprise people the most. |
Elf Max | Speaking of the sleigh…. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, I don’t even want to comment on it, Max. |
Elf Ulan | Sounds so cool! |
Elf Max | Crash, I’m hearing a lot of stuff. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, I am too. |
Elf Buddy Frost | Concerns with the sleigh? |
Elf Max | Have you guys talked about sleigh options in the pre-flight meetings? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, a little bit. There’s supposed to be a big meeting with all the High Command elves about the sleigh today or tomorrow. This could be an interesting week. |
Elf Ulan | Speaking of the sleigh lol, do you have jingle bells on your sleigh? |
Elf Max | Yes, Elf Buddy Frost. There have been concerns coming from the test flights of Santa’s new sleigh all year long. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Elf Ulan. I have jingle bells on my sleigh. Most people don’t understand the importance of the bells. I never fly without them. |
Elf Max | Why are the bells so important? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Reindeer fly better with the rhythm of the bells to move them. Without bells they are slower. With bells they work together better. Sleigh goes faster. |
Elf Ulan | I heard Santa says it too |
Elf Max | Crash – do you think Santa is going to fly that sleigh they are testing. |
Elf Buddy Frost | How does the bells affect the reindeer? |
Elf Crash Murphy | It’s true Elf Ulan |
Elf Ulan | And do you play Christmas music with the bells too? |
Hollytinsel234 | Hello |
Elf Crash Murphy | The bells help the reindeer keep a rhythm. It’s moves them in a way like any music moves all of us. Their hearing is more sensitive to higher pitches and bells seem to work really well for them, especially up there in the high winds. They can hear them. They move more steady with the bells |
Elf Max | Hello Hollytinsel |
Elf Buddy Frost | Hm, that actually makes a lot of sense, thank you Crash! |
Elf Crusader | Hi everyone! Sorry I’m late |
Elf Crash Murphy | I hear music through my headset, which is almost always on. My headset is where I communicate and do the news from. Hard for me to do my job without it. So I hardly hear the bells. The bells are for the reindeer |
Elf Max | Do you hear Flight Command through the headset |
Elf Ulan | Wow, do you know what’s the reindeer favorite music? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Max. And Santa too. Everyone is in my head. |
Elf Crusader | Hi crash |
Hollytinsel234 | Does Santa’s reindeer have Christmas magic? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Elf Ulan. Reindeer love music. But they especially love jazz, Country Rock and Rock ‘n Roll. Especially Blitzen. He’s a banger |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hey Crusader! |
Elf Max | Bltizen is a banger!!!???? |
Elf Buddy Frost | Me and Blitzen would get along then! I love rock n roll! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes. Well, not too much heavy metal. Way into Def Leppard |
Elf Max | NO WAY!!! |
Elf Crusader | Crash, are you and santa stopping by my place this year? |
Elf Ulan | Wow, interesting!! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Not sure, Elf Crusader. That’s a Santa question. I go where he goes. I cannot imagine he’d forget you though |
Elf Max | Def Leppard doesn’t have Christmas music, do they? |
Elf Crusader | Thanks |
Elf Crash Murphy | Geez, Max…how would I know that? |
Elf Crusader | Umm no they don’t max |
Elf Max | So Santa doesn’t play it for him? |
Elf Buddy Frost | I like the Trans Siberian Orchastra. Best christmas rock music! |
Elf Ulan | Are your teams the same reindeer or change members every year? |
Elf Crash Murphy | No, but Santa teases him about it. |
Elf Crusader | I’m a rock and roll fan too. That’s how I know |
Elf Lil Cream | I’m so glad I joined on time! The chats have always been when I’m gone or too early |
Elf Crash Murphy | The reindeer will hear Kringle Radio at times on Christmas Eve. They love to hear if they make the news somehow |
Elf Crash Murphy | Nice to see you Lil Cream! |
Elf Slimey C | hello! |
Elf Crusader | I listen to a lot of nickelback,Linkin Park,breaking Benjamin,and daughtry |
Hollytinsel234 | Crash, whats your favorite Christmas song? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh, and Slimey’s here’s too. Wow, it is Christmas now |
Elf Crash Murphy | I don’t know that I have a favorite Christmas song. It depends on my mood I guess. |
Elf Slimey C | Im so excited, really starting to feel like christmas now! |
Elf Max | I like your radio show, Crash. |
Elf Crusader | Crash, did you ever record that podcast I did with other trackers? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Thanks, Maxy |
Elf Ulan | Me too! |
Elf Buddy Frost | My favorite is “That’s Christmas to Me” by Penetonix! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Crusader, I owe you a BIG apology about that |
Elf Crusader | I think Crash is a funny dude |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’ve worked on that podcast here and there but things have gotten so busy I just totally blew it. |
Elf Crusader | Hey, no problem. Just send me some elf eggnog and I’ll be good |
Elf Crash Murphy | It’s totally my fault, Crusader. Don’t believe what Frank might tell you about it. Totally my fault |
Hollytinsel234 | Mine too! |
Elf Slimey C | no sweat, Ik its a busy time of year rn haha |
Elf Lil Cream | What have we missed from the chat so far? anything we should know? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’ve like Pentatonix since before they got crazy big. |
Elf Crusader | I understand Crash. I’m not upset |
Elf Max | I’ll post up the recap later, Lil Cream |
Elf Crusader | Being sector lead is a big responsibility btw |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, I am upset. I’ve had that since June. But to be honest, Frank is a little cheesed at me too because I’ve not been able to do as many podcasts as he wants |
Elf Ulan | Maybe I don’t know. I’ll try to listen! |
Elf Crusader | Is Santa ever covered in soot from all the chimneys? |
Elf Max | You’re all over the place, Crash. You shouldn’t feel bad |
Hollytinsel234 | How many days until Christmas? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I could do a whole show of just Pentatonix. They come out with a new Christmas album like every five minutes |
Elf Ulan | I agree too |
Elf Crash Murphy | Crusader works hard on his podcast and I let him down. I do feel bad about that. Santa should only give me soggy cheerios for Christmas |
Elf Crusader | I so wish that I could live up there at the pole |
Elf Crash Murphy | You’re in Minnesota, Crusader. So you already know a lot about snow. How cold is it there now? |
Elf Crusader | Would it help you to know that I am not upset with you crash? I think you’re an exceptional elf |
Elf Buddy Frost | Don’t feel bad Crash! You’ve got so much on your plate it’s understandable! You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself. |
Elf Crash Murphy | You’re always so kind, Crusader. But I just blew that podcast. I need to find a way better than Elf Eggnog to make it up to you. |
Elf Max | Lil Cream or Slimey – do you have a question for Crash? Our time is about up |
Elf Crusader | Oh boy. Great question. It’s been snowing like heck these past two days. It is currently 15 degrees |
Elf Crash Murphy | That’s some good North Pole training right there, Crusader |
Elf Ulan | Verrry cold! |
Elf Lil Cream | Nope! I’m just here to listen today, ill check with him tho |
Elf Crash Murphy | Tell me, Crusader. With the cold and snow in Minnesota, do you guys have sleighs? |
Elf Max | Wow, maybe we should schedule a chat for questions for Elf Crusader! |
Hollytinsel234 | Does Santas sleigh have a snow maker on the bottom?? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hahaha! Good idea Maxy |
Elf Crusader | No. Not that I know of. But what I do know is that it makes driving difficult for those who operate vehicles |
Elf Crash Murphy | No, Santa’s sleigh does not have a snowmaker |
Elf Slimey C | im back! sorry i was outside looking at the frost. its 30 degrees where we are! |
Elf Crusader | I’d be happy to do that Max. Just name the time and place and I would be glad to be interviewed. |
Elf Crash Murphy | 30 degrees in California, Slimey? |
Elf Slimey C | we’re out of town and it never usually gets this cold haha |
Elf Max | Maybe we could have you show up some time on Christmas Eve, Crusader. That would be fun |
Hollytinsel234 | Its 40° here |
Elf Crash Murphy | Ok, Slimey. I thought that sounded a little chilly for your neighborhood. |
Elf Slimey C | yeah near the China Peak area/ Fresno |
Elf Slimey C | I love this weather |
Elf Max | Crash, besides the pre-flight meetings you talked about, what else do you have to do to prepare for Santa’s launch? |
Elf Crusader | Done max. I have free time. I can’t wait |
Elf Lil Cream | yeah- at home its gonna be sunny for christmas :/ |
Elf Crash Murphy | I know Fresno pretty good. It’s 30 degrees in Fresno? |
Elf Lil Cream | yup! it gets pretty cold in the winter |
Elf Ulan | Do we need a certificate to get into a sleigh? |
Elf Crusader | Hey crash, quick question: how much do you know about the mayo clinic here in Rochester Minnesota? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Maxy, actually my week this week is fairly normal. I have a lot planned for news with Frank. Big week for that. Not sure if we’ll squeeze in a podcast. I have some tracker training to do in Flight Command. But other than that I just need to pack my lunchpail for the flight |
Elf Crusader | It is a world renowned hospital. I wonder if Santa visits there. I think of all the sick children and patients who believe in him. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Elf Ulan. To even fly in a sleigh you have to be certified. It takes months to get that certification. |
Hollytinsel234 | ‘@Elf Lil Cream: Thanks for liking my post! |
Elf Crash Murphy | They Mayo Clinic in Rochester is world famous. Santa goes EVERY YEAR |
Elf Ulan | Takes months, can I try it? ^^ |
Elf Crash Murphy | Santa actually does a lot of hospitals all this week, Crusader. Part of why he’s not at the North Pole and doing all these meetings by Zoom or by phone |
Elf Crusader | That’s great news! But he should be careful not to collide with the mayo one helicopter. They always fly that thing every day |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan. Sleigh Certification is a program that requires recommendation by your Elf Supervisor. And of course, that comes after taking about 18 months of flight school |
Elf Crusader | Wait a minute, are you telling me that I could operate a sleigh? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Santa usually goes to the Mayo clinic by car (well, truck – Santa’s truck guy). Flying sleighs are reserved for Christmas Eve, Crusader |
Elf Crash Murphy | Sure, any elf can become a sleigh pilot |
Elf Lil Cream | Wow! Thats a lot of training! I’m working on my drivers licence right now, is the training similar (obviously more time tho for a sleigh |
Elf Crusader | Whew! That is good news! So there’s a chance I might see him |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’ve toyed with the idea. But the math is really hard. I am certified to fly in a sleigh, but my pilot certification is still a work in progress |
Elf Ulan | Okay, I remember Elf Randi has it and it takes a lot of year’s till she can asks us ^^ |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Lil Cream — you’re DRIVING? Where do the years go! |
Elf Slimey C | 🙂 |
Elf Crusader | How would I know it’s Santa and not some dude who looks like him? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Crusader – ask him about the Elf Code. Santa knows it by heart in 17 different languages. |
Elf Max | Ok guys, let’s wrap it up. |
Hollytinsel234 | Bye! |
Elf Max | Crash, thanks as always for all the extra insight today |
Elf Crusader | Alright. If I see some person that looks like Santa, I’m going to ask the elf code. |
Elf Lil Cream | Yeah! Thank you Crash |
Elf Buddy Frost | Alright, it was great chatting with you all! Merry Christmas! |
Elf Crash Murphy | My pleasure, Maxy. So good to see you too! |
Elf Crusader | Bye crash. |
Elf Lil Cream | Merry Christmas! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Merry Christmas everyone. If we get a chance to do another one of these this week I’ll be here! |
Elf Slimey C | Thanks! Merry Christmas! |
Elf Max | Ok, Crash. Just tell me when and I’ll open the doors |
Elf Ulan | Wow, a lot! How about you control sleigh traffic? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Deal. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh I don’t control sleigh traffic. But I went to sleigh traffic controller school to understand more about what Flight Command does and what they need from me. That’s complex work |
Hollytinsel234 | Merry Christmas!! |
Elf Max | Merry Christmas everyone! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Bye y’all |
Elf Lil Cream | Bye! |
Elf Ulan | Thank you, Crash, and Merry Christmas to everyone! |
Sector 1 Has a Big Week
Hello my GREAT Elves of Sector 1 –
We have finally top 1 million elves in our sector. But that’s hardly the exciting news. Here is the official elf count:
North Pole Tracker Elves: 7,781
Freelance Tracker Elves: 1,003,665
Total Tracker Elves: 1,011,446
That is an improvement of 29% in just a week. Very impressive. But here’s the exciting news for us:
North Pole Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 55,245
Freelance Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 4,817,592
Total Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 4,872,837
So, we’re approaching 5 million total reports. That’s just an explosion over the last ten days. North Pole Flight Command is seriously jazzed about the information in Sector 1 they have never had before. And that’s awesome!
Feedback from Santa this week for Sector 1:
Hello all you new elves in Sector 1. Thank you for coming to help me this year. This week’s message is more for you than for the elves already working in your sector. The success of my flight in your area is going to depend on the good information you can provide about your local area. If you don’t know what that means or do not know how to do that please see Elf University and learn. It is important to learn what to do if you really want to be an elf. Now, to all of you already serving as tracker elves in Sector 1. This is a critical week. Keep your eyes on the skies. Give Elf Randi your full attention please. Thanks! — Santa
Your Instructions this week:
- Please give Santa a home report – click here
- Tell us about the public this week – click here
- Update the weather – click here
- Tell us of public transit – click here
Halfway to our Report Goal
Hello Trackers!
As we approach the final full week before Christmas I’ve got some good news…and some bad news. First, the good news:
We have crossed over the halfway point to our goal. As of late this morning, we are over 500 million tracker reports so far this season.
This is historic. We have never had so much good information before. Our analysts are busy stuffing the database Santa will use when he takes flight with information he’s never had before. If he left right now, he would have roughly ten times the amount of current information than he has ever had in the past.
If we were to stop everything right now, we’d have set a record and Santa would be flying more prepared than ever before. Congratulations and THANK YOU.
And, now the bad news:
We have crossed over the halfway point to our goal.
500 million is only half of what Santa says that we need. And it has taken us all year to get to this part. That leaves us just 12 days to get the other half billion.
Can it be done?
Well, we know that it always comes down to the last two weeks. Every year. But this year is different because we’re chasing a report goal, not an elf goal.
How many elves do we have?
In all five sectors we now claim a total of more than 46 million elves.
Doing straight math, if those 46 million elves just did about 11 reports EACH in our last 12 days, we’d meet the goal.
But that’s a really dumb way to think about it.
We’re going to get millions of new elves in the next 12 days. And those elves are going to give us more reports than just 11 reports, right?
So, relax. Listen to your elf supervisor. Send in the reports he or she is asking for. Be ready to report on something new once Santa takes flight. We’ll make that goal, don’t you worry.
Now, on a topic entirely different.
You might hear some weird stuff over the next 12 days about Santa’s sleigh. Don’t freak over it. It doesn’t concern us, okay. Let’s keep our eye on Santa and getting our job done in helping him get around the world no matter he flies, alright?
Santa Answers Questions
Santa here. I send greetings to my fellow elves! Thank you for your excellent work so far this season. We have a couple of weeks to go and I was asked by the organizers of the Tracker Elf Conference to participate in Questions and Answers. You elves supply the questions and I supply the answers.
We have been at this a couple of weeks. These are all questions that came in from the Tracker Elf Conference survey. We have filtered out the usual “What am I getting for Christmas?” and “What time will you be to my house?” kind of questions. We want to focus on tracking, getting around the world, and fulfilling our goals for Operation Merry Christmas.
Here we go:
Q: How does your sleigh fit so many presents?
A: It holds a lot but not the whole world’s worth of presents. Long before I launch from the North Pole there is an effort called Operation Airlift which is run by North Pole Flight Command. They launch thousands and thousands of sleighs before, during and after my launch. These sleighs are mostly freighters that move things around. Part of that operation is a complicated process that sees my sleigh constantly re-supplied. As I stop and make visits in homes those sleighs and the elves and reindeer assigned to them re-supply my sleigh. All night long this happens, all over the world. It is a massive operation largely unseen by the world. Part of the magic of Christmas Eve is that it is the one night of the year when seeing a flying sleigh is really possible because there are thousands of sleighs out there – not just me. Great question.
Q: What’s the hardest problem while taking the big trip, and is their anything we can do to help you out?
A: The biggest challenge is not knowing what I’m going to run into. That is why what you are doing now, in the weeks before I launch, is so helpful. The more I know about a home, a neighborhood, the weather, trees, fences, dogs, traffic, new construction, etc. the better I am able to do my job. The best thing you can do is to be thorough in your reports and think like I have to think when I fly. Be eyes up. When you see something that would concern anyone coming into your neighborhood with a huge sleigh and flying reindeer, say something.
Q: How many tracker elves would you like to see do their job this year? Why do you love the tracker elf program?
A: We used to worry about how many elves. We thought the more elves we have the more reports we get. We learned that’s not true. We made changes this year to weed out the people who wanted to be elves but wouldn’t do the work of elves. We have fewer elves this year than last year. That does not matter because we are getting more reports and better reports this year. I am expecting MUCH better results in my flight this year because I simply have better information. I love the fact that we have whittled things down to elves who really care, really work and really celebrate Christmas. This is fun.
Q: Can you magically just fly?
A: No. No magic about it. It takes training, talented reindeer, talented elves, expertly designed sleighs and lots of speed to fly.
Q: Does Santa give gifts to grown-ups too who believe, or just to kids?
A: This isn’t a tracking question but I feel it is an important one. There are no grown ups to me. Just children. So the answer is yes. Understand?
Q: How is the sleigh situation going?
A: Pretty rough. Not too worried about it though.
Q: Dear Santa, Thank you for everything. If you could answer one question, have I been being useful to you as an elf so far? I would appreciate it if you could tell me specifically what more I need to do to be a better elf for you as a tracker elf, an elf educator, or a reindeer therapist?
A: Hi, Elf Ulan. You are an exceptional elf precisely because you ask questions like this. You are extremely helpful to me, especially as you share information about your country and customs. Your voice, as is the voice of every elf, is very important. So keep talking. Keep participating. Keep sharing. Keep asking questions. Your elf supervisor keeps track of your performance. If there are problems you will hear from them. As for me, I’m very happy to have you as an elf, doing all that you do.
Q: Do you remember me?
A: Of course. I remember every believer and every elf, even those who live in California. I think this question comes from a different thing than just one particular person living in one particular place. It comes from being a little older and experiencing Santa different as an adult. Am I right about this? Yes, it changes as you change. But I always remember you. Remember that.
Q: Who is the most amazing elf?
A: Hahaha – trick question! Mrs. Claus is the most amazing elf.
Q: Why do you say “hohoho”?
A: I don’t, actually.
Q: Do you go to all the houses of your believers? Even if they are grown up?
A: I go where I am welcomed and invited. Some don’t want my inside their house and I understand and respect that.
Q: Are you upset when people don’t believe in you or say mean things about you?
A: No, we don’t have time for that.
Q: How much water could we leave out for the Reindeer team?
A: I appreciate this question. Figure on about a cup per reindeer. I want them to stay hydrated but too much water is a problem too. So keep it simple. A cup, no ice. Just water. Thank you!
Q: How do you deliver to boats?
A: Boats are easy. Moving trains, planes and busses are a much bigger challenge. I’m just glad for very athletic reindeer and advanced sleigh technology.
Q: Does Santa still come even while your tracking? Has Santa ever missed homes before and why?
A: I send out bed time advisories from the sleigh. Usually around 8pm to 10pm local time. I expect everyone living in the area of the advisory to do it. Even trackers. That being said, sometimes family traditions and events keep some people up later than that. That’s okay. I try to remember those things and not get there too early. And yes, I’ve missed homes before and had to go back. It happens because I’m not perfect and the information I have is not always up to do. That’s another reason why the work of trackers is so important.
Q: I know you been doing this for years but is it any chance for you to retire and probably have someone else take it over?
A: No. Don’t believe the stuff of silly movies and television shows.
Q: What is the very first thing he does after he gets back to Santa head quarters on Christmas day?
A: Celebrate Christmas with Mrs. Claus.
Q: What if you get hurt on your flight?
A: Good question. We have a number of plans in place to deal with emergencies. We have elves everywhere on Christmas Eve. And I do mean everywhere.
Thank you elves for your questions. If you have more, post them in the comments below.
Elf Frank Myrrh Gets Personal in New Podcast

Elf Frank Myrrh, North Pole Radio News lead news anchor, gets personal in a new episode of the Santa Trackers Podcast.
In this episode Elf Crash Murphy hijacks the hosting duties in the podcast to interview Frank. Crash asks questions on behalf of fans and listeners who have written in. Crash attempts to get a little information about Frank, including where he is from and how he got into radio.
Frank does tell his elf story, albeit hesitantly. But when it comes to the questions from fans that’s when things take a very interesting turn.
This episode was prepared in advance of the Elf Chat with Elf Frank Myrrh scheduled this weekend on SantaTrackers.net.
If you have additional questions for Frank in advance of the chat, feel free to ask them in the comments below.