Greetings, Elves! I have been officially notified from North Pole Flight Command that the test flights of Santa's sleigh are heading to Sector 4. Given their last known position near Iceland it is difficult to know it that means they will head north and west towards Greenland or south and west towards South America. I... Read more
Category: Christmas Newswire
Pipeline to Santa
Deep at high command at North Pole Flight Command is where a special desk is located. Elves there call it the "hot seat". The elf sitting in that chair has one job and one job only: to talk to Santa when he flies. North Pole Flight Command has a very difficult job. It has to... Read more
Sector 5 Elf Activity Jumps
Elf activity in Sector 5 has jumped 20 percent in just a week. Elf Crash Murphy asked me to submit a report to the elf supervisors summarizing new elf sign-ups and other data for each sector. I completed that assignment a day or two ago. By far, the most striking number from that report is... Read more
Test Flights Coming to Sector 3
In our weekly meeting with North Pole Flight Command we were informed that the test flights of Santa's Sleigh will be in our Sector through the end of the month. This will be an excellent opportunity to see flying sleighs, especially since the weather will be pretty good still over the next few weeks. The... Read more
Classroom Sign-Ups Surge
After a tip off from Elf Moe, I looked at the numbers and sure enough, it appears sign-ups by school teachers are surging. This happens every September. Spurred on by a post at SantaUpdate.com last week for questions from teachers it stands to reason why so many are finding their way here to SantaTrackers.net to... Read more
Roof Reports by the End of September
Ok, Elves. After discussions with Elf Roger Star we have determined that the best plan is to get all roof reports in Sector 3 completed by the end of the month. This is for all roofs in all areas of Sector 3. This goes out to all elves everywhere in Europe and Africa. This is... Read more
Status Report Requested
Howdy Elves in Sector 5, I am pleased to report that Sector 5's regional tracking center in St. Nicholas, Minnesota is now fully operational. We're open for business completely. Our thanks to the crack crew of elves from Flight Command and Santa's Workshop for getting us up and running. All things considered, we feel like... Read more
Chimney Inspections in Sector 2
Hi Sector 2 - we're going to piggy-back on the call for chimney inspections in Sector 3 by asking all elves in any northern area of Sector 2 to do the same. Elf Roger and Elf Seymour reached out to me after talking with Sector 3 and encouraged us to do the same. If you... Read more
Special Reporting Needs in Greenland
Hello my fellow Elves! A lot of people forget that Greenland is a part of Sector 4. That is largely because there are very few people who actually live in Greenland. It's kind of a unique place. But it is a critical part of Santa's flight. He has to go there and it is fraught,... Read more
Chimney Inspections Now in Sector 3
Hi Elves! Elf Seymour Snow in the Weather Department at North Pole Flight Command just shared the weather forecast for Northern and Eastern Europe through the end of October. They are predicting cold and unsettled weather. After conferring with Elf Roger Star, we have determined to push up chimney inspections in those areas. We want... Read more
Growing Needs for Elves in Russia
Hello Elves of Sector 2, Russia is a very big country, the largest in our sector by physical size. It also has a lot of people. We need more elves in Russia. A LOT more elves. I'm asking all elves in Sector 2 to please reach out to your friends in Russia and to recruit... Read more
New Tracker Elf Recruits Spike
As the calendar has flipped from August to September we are seeing a spike in new recruits and tracker elf reports via SantaTrackers.net. Freelance elves outnumber new North Pole Elf recruits by 10 to 1, a number that Elf Crash Murphy says is not surprising. "We always want more elves joining us a SantaTrackers.net, but... Read more