Elf Trixie told us about it a week ago: all kinds of debate is raging about Santa's Sleigh. In an all new podcast episode Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy discusses the great sleigh debate and why it is not really that big of a deal. In fact, Elf Crash says it is hardly news.... Read more
Category: Christmas Newswire
New Sleigh to Test Over Sector 1
Santa’s sleigh has been working over the skies of Sector 3, and in recent days, over Sector 2. The test flights in these areas have been productive. As a result of those flights we can now inform you that yet another new prototype sleigh has been produced and we will transition the sleigh yet again... Read more
Sector 2 Expecting Sleighs in the Skies
Sector 2 trackers can have their first real chance at seeing sleighs in the skies over the coming few days. I've been told by Flight Command that some test flights will be over parts of our sector soon. This is not expected to be a comprehensive time for us, unlike in recent days in Sector... Read more
Sector 5 Local Christmas Report
Howdy, Elves! I have to tell you, I was really disappointed by the two days of sleigh flybys we had. They just ran right through us. I got a lot of reports of possible sleigh sightings but I got more questions than anything. The test flights have yet to come to our area and stay... Read more
Chimney Inspections Needed
Yes, it might seem a little early. But that is part of the point this year in our new reporting standards. I am asking all elves in Sector 2 to begin chimney inspections now. Please visit this link to file your report. Why now? Well, first of all, most chimneys are not going to change... Read more
Sector 3 Gets First Visits of Santa’s Sleigh
The test flights of the newest version of Santa's sleigh have arrived in Sector 3. I have just been notified by North Pole Flight Command that these flights will be in our sector for "the next several days". This is the first flight action in Sector 3 this year. I hope it is an opportunity... Read more
Sector 4 Alerted AGAIN!
Trackers of Sector 4: North Pole Flight Command has just informed the Regional Tracking Center here in Milagro, Ecuador to expect sleighs over our skies very soon. This is a legitimate alert. I am awaiting some kind of official announcement from North Pole Flight Command that test flights are resuming. But I have not seen... Read more
Alert for Sector 1
Hi elves! North Pole Flight Command has just issued an alert for Sector 1 - we are about to have visitors. I have seen the alert from Sector 2. I am hearing via the Elf Supervisor channel of other alerts. North Pole Flight Command is up to something. We have been told to specifically watch... Read more
Sector 3 Now on Alert
Elves - I have news from Flight Command: Sector 3 is now on high alert. North Pole Flight Command just messaged me that the first sleigh flights over our sector will be happening very soon. How soon? They aren't specific. And they haven't officially announced the resumption of test flights. But this alert is the... Read more
Slow Sleighs Over Sector 5 Soon
Hey gang - I just got a weird update from North Pole Flight Command. We have officially been put on alert. It says: "Sector 5 will soon have slow moving, low flying sleighs in flight. This presents an excellent opportunity for tracker elves to view sleighs in flight. We do not presently have a precise... Read more
Sector 2 Poised for Action
Attention Elves of Sector 2: I was just alerted by Flight Command to prepare for the first sleighs to fly over Sector 2 sometime in the coming days. This is not a drill. I do not have more information at this time. Officially, North Pole Flight Command still has the test flights grounded. But that... Read more
Fresh Request for Sector 5
Gang, I know this might seem confusing. But we need weather forecasts for next week - I'm told specifically for the dates on August 23rd and August 24th. No - these weather forecasts are not for potential test flights of Santa's sleigh. It's my understanding that a shipment of some sort is scheduled to take... Read more