Good Progress in Sector 5

Hi Elves!

It’s been a monster week in Sector 5 – but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! People are GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!!

Here’s our numbers —

North Pole Tracker Elves: 101,177
Freelance Tracker Elves: 10,557,961
Total Tracker Elves: 10,659,138

Hahaha – here’s the report numbers:

North Pole Tracker Elf Reports: 576,709
Freelance Tracker Elf Reports: 32,729,679
Total Tracker Elf Reports: 33,306,388

How’s that for a great week? Ok, ok – I’ll calm down. Here’s your message from Santa –

Feedback from Santa: WOW, Sector 5! Are you ready for Christmas or what? But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It’s time to take a good look up – as in at roofs and chimneys, especially chimneys. Pinky will direct you. I want to be so prepared before I get to Sector 5 this year that I can see it all in my head without looking at maps or notes. That means I need you to be really descriptive in your reports, send in a lot of pictures if you can, and tell us exactly when you think you see something that could be a problem for me, the sleigh or the reindeer. Keep up the good work, Sector 5! You’re doing great – Santa

Your duties this week:

• Chimney Inspection
• Roof Report
• Local Christmas Report
• Weather Report

About this Elf: Elf Pinky

Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.