Sector 5 Rocks It Again

Howdy, Elf Friends! There’s Sector 5 – then there’s everyone else. There is no other way to put it. Look at how many elves we have now:

North Pole Tracker Elves: 211,741 <– more than DOUBLE last week
Freelance Tracker Elves: 20,478,531
Total Tracker Elves: 20,690,272 <– up 94%, best in the world

But….that’s nothing compared to the reports we’re sending in. Check this out:

North Pole Tracker Elf Reports: 889,312
Freelance Tracker Elf Reports: 79,866,271
Total Tracker Elf Reports: 80,755,583

So, um, we rock!

Feedback from Santa: 
Excellent reports once again, Sector 5! I’ve got so much good information now it’s changing my flight plan for North and  Central America. Where all these reports help the most is they give me a preview of where I will need to fly and especially where to land. A lot of places I can only land on the ground and when I land on the ground it just takes me more time to get around. I always get bogged down in Sector 5 because of how many believers are there and often because I don’t know where to put the sleigh. Now I’m going to know much better when I get there. THANK YOU! This all helps a ton. Please keep it flowing. For this week, I’d like our tracker elves in North and Central America to get out a little bit and talk to your neighbors. I’m not asking you to recruit more elves I’m asking you to find out how people are feeling. What’s their Christmas spirit like? Do they even want me to come? You see, there’s a difference in the feelings I’m getting from you great trackers and the letters I’m receiving from fans and believers. There are some sad people out there and I’m worried about them. I need you to get out among the people, spread a little cheer, work a little bit to raise spirits. If you see anyone out there who has something special in the way of a need that I can help with, please let me know. Elf Pinky is doing a stupendous job, as is Elf Crusader, her Sector Lead. Very proud of them both! — Santa

Your duties this week: (from Pinky)

1. Public Observance Report – click here
2. Elfie Selfie – click here
3. Air Traffic Report – click here
4. Weather Report – click here

It should be an easy going week. There are a lot of concerns here about weather in the mid-section of the United States – and about the cold in Central Canada. Bundle up, elves and be careful out there!

About this Elf: Elf Pinky

Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.