Chat Recap with Elf Trixie

Chat with Elf Trixie

Elf Trixie came to Santa Tracker Chat on July 1st to kick off our schedule of chats for Christmas in July. She covered a wide range of topics including what it’s like to work for Mrs. Claus. Here is the transcript of that conversation:

Elf MaxHi guys….our chat with Elf Trixie starts at the top of the hour
Elf UlanOkay, hello again, lol
Elf MaxYes! Long time no see
Elf MaxTrixie should be along in a few minutes
elf radarHello Elf Ulan and Elf Max
Elf MaxHi again, Elf Radar. Good to see you here, friend!
Elf UlanYes!
Elf UlanHi Elf Radar!
Elf TrixieHi everyone. Gol. It feels like ages since I was last here.
Elf UlanI hope many elves will come here soon!
Elf MaxHi Trixie. Well, it’s been ages since any of us have been here. I think the last time the chatroom was used was last Christmas.
Elf UlanHello, Elf Trixie!!
Elf TrixieBy the way, Elf Crash is here in my office. We had a meeting and he’s peeking over my shoulder. He says hi.
Elf TrixieHi Elf Ulan!
Elf MaxHi Crash! Was he there on the chat with Elf Ernest?
Elf TrixieYes, so was Elf Moe.
Elf Ulan(Hi, Elf Crash!)
Elf TrixieCrash says hi and then he said that’s all he’s saying because he doesn’t want to interfere in my chat
Elf MaxWell that’s just goofy
Elf TrixieI know, right?
Elf MaxOh hi to Elf Moe too. Is he still there?
Elf TrixieNo, he had to go bust someone in the knee caps.
Elf MaxWut? Seriously?
Elf UlanI know he’s kind ^^
Elf TrixieNo I’m just kidding.
Elf TrixieHe is kind.
Elf TrixieMoe is SUCH a serious elf though
Elf TrixieI told him today I was going to make him smile at least once a day
Elf MaxIs that possible?
Elf TrixieYes, he’s really a big softie.
Elf MaxFolks, we’re at the top of the hour so I guess we’re started now. Joining us for our first Christmas in July chat here on [link src=”SantaTrackers.net”] is Elf Trixie. Trixie has taken up a temporary assignment as Chief of Staff to Mrs. Claus, so her role right now is very different. Trixie, welcome!
Elf TrixieThank you Max.
Elf MaxTrixie, are you liking your new assignment?
Elf TrixieYes and no.
Elf MaxExplain
Elf TrixieWell, on the good side, I’m learning a lot. I meet a lot of elves. I see a lot more of how Santa works. The North Pole too. That’s all very interesting to me.
Elf TrixieBut on the bad side I miss my old job. I miss finding news. I miss being “normal”, if that makes sense.
Elf MaxWhat do you mean by being “normal”?
Elf TrixieI was “important” before. Now a lot of people here think I am and really, I’m not. I just help Mrs. Claus, but I’m not an important elf. I don’t make decisions or have secret knowledge. But people treat me different because they think I am important.
Elf MaxYou sound a little bit like Elf Crash.
Elf TrixieOh yes. He and I have discussed it quite a bit
Elf MaxWhat happens after Santa get back?
Elf TrixieWell, I hope I just go back to my old job.
Elf MaxDo you think that will happen?
Elf TrixieWe haven’t even discussed it. I’m afraid to bring it up.
Elf MaxAfraid? How come?
Elf UlanI think both Elf Trixie, Elf Crash and Elf Max are very important ^^
Elf TrixieI just don’t like talking about myself. So change the subject!
Elf MaxOh okay. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable. Your presence here in chat today was requested by a lot of people. They have questions for you!
Elf TrixieThat’s good. I love questions….as long as they are not about me.
Elf MaxI don’t know if I can totally escape asking some of those questions. We got a question from Elf Shelley- I don’t know her – but she wants to know if you know private things about Santa and Mrs. Claus
Elf TrixieOh my
Elf TrixieLike…what is she talking about?
Elf UlanOh, Elf Trixie, can I ask your favorite something?
Elf MaxI think it is more like personal stuff, family, that kind of thing….
Elf TrixieOh okay. Elf Ulan, what’s your question?
Elf TrixieTo answer that question, yes. I know more about Santa and Mrs. Claus than I ever did before. That is true.
Elf MaxIs it hard to know those things?
Elf UlanThank you! What’s your favorite workshop by Santa and Mrs? Claus?
Elf TrixieNo. Not really. They are just really good, normal people. I have grown to really love Santa and Mrs. Claus
Elf TrixieElf Ulan, that’s a very good question because you’re right, there are many “workshops”
Elf TrixieI think one of my favorite workshop is the Puppy Training Shop
Elf MaxWhat’s that?
Elf Cookie DoughDoes Santa and Mrs Claus have any pets besides the reindeer
Elf Ulan(thank you!)
Elf TrixieIt’s a place where they train puppies. Santa gives many people puppies for Christmas. So many ask for them and many times Santa has to say no because parents sometimes do not think their children are ready for that responsibility. But others do want puppies so Santa works on training them before he delivers.
Elf MaxWow, that’s awesome!
elf radarElf Trixie, your new job must have a lot of responsibility. What is the best part of this job?
Elf TrixieElf Cookie Dough, yes, they have lots of dogs! Mrs. Claus has a cat named Mr. Whiskers
Elf Cookie DoughAww that’s awesome
Elf MaxSee? This is GREAT information, Trixie. Did you know any of this before?
Elf TrixieNot really no. Well, I had heard about the puppy thing and was going to write a story about it. But Mrs. C took me there one day and I saw it for myself. You should SEE all the things they have those little puppies do.
Elf MaxLike what?
Elf UlanAww, yeah, that’s awesome! Santa always takes care of everything
Elf TrixieSimple things. Little eating and drinking out of a bowl. Following simple commands. And of course, potty training. Santa works on all of that.
Elf MaxDo you go to the puppy place much?
Elf TrixieI go there all the time. It’s such a happy place.
Elf TrixieI’m going to start taking Elf Moe there. That’ll make him smile!
Elf Cookie DoughIs Santa back at the North Pole yet or are we still searching for him
Elf MaxSomeone asked about your favorite part of your job right now…can you speak to that?
Elf TrixieI love Mrs. Claus. We’ve become close. She’s a great lady
Elf TrixieAnd no Cookie Dough, Santa is definitely not back. In fact, Ernest created a bit of a stir with Mrs. Claus in that chat a little while ago.
Elf MaxHe did? How?
Elf Sugar CookieI would love to work there someday! I’m hoping to have a career working with dogs someday.
Elf TrixieErnest said that Santa called him. Mrs. Claus is a little peeved about that.
Elf MaxOh oh.
Elf Cookie DoughOh ok thank you Elf Trixie
Elf TrixieI can tell you that he hasn’t called her lately.
Elf MaxSo Santa is on Mrs. Claus’ naughty list?
Elf UlanElf Trixie, are dogs your favorite animals? Do you have it?
Elf TrixieWell, how would you feel?
Elf TrixieElf Ulan. I do not have a dog. The closet I have to a pet is my reindeer, Trixie. And I don’t get to see her much.
Elf MaxI see. So what is your part to play in this thing between Santa and Mrs. Claus?
Elf TrixieI don’t have a part. I just do whatever Mrs. Claus wants.
Elf TrixieElf Sugar Cookie – I bet you would be AWESOME in the puppy workshop.
Elf UlanOh, that’s right!  How’s Trixie going? Where is she now?
Elf MaxDo you think this chat idea that Elf Ernest talked about is going to happen?
Elf TrixieTrixie is on the test flight team, so she’s kind of all over the place. I get reports all the time and I hear she is doing really well. I hope to see her in a few weeks.
Elf TrixieYes the chat thing is going to happen. But only after Santa calls Mrs. C
Elf UlanI want to join the puppy workshop too!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much, Elf Trixie!! I don’t have much experience yet but am hoping to gain some ASAP! It would be so exciting to be working with the puppies over at the North Pole knowing that they would be going to great homes and making wishes come true!
Elf TrixieElf Ulan I think you and Sugar Cookie can run it together!
Elf MaxDoes Mrs. Claus know the elves on SantaTrackers.net?
Elf Sugar CookieI would love that!! Elf Ulan, I would love to work with you!
Elf TrixieOh yes. She gets on her more than I do. In fact, she’ll likely tell me to be more active here
Elf MaxMrs. Claus comes here?
Elf Cookie DoughI would love to work a higher job for Santa and Mrs Claus I re applied for my other job but never got a response back
Elf TrixieYes, Mrs. Claus is very tech savvy. She’s all over the North Pole websites. She often answers the mail. She just doesn’t tell anyone it’s her. In fact, she’s on this chat right now and nobody knows she is here. Well, except me.
Elf MaxShe is?
Elf Sugar CookieWow! Hi, Mrs. Claus!
Elf MaxI better shape up then!
Elf UlanWow, Trixie is great! Do you know about Mighty Mick the Elf Big Ted reindeer? I hope there are friends!
Elf TrixieYes, she’s here. Lots of elves are here you can’t see, Max.
Elf TrixieI know Big Sled Ted. I love him! What a guy!
Elf Max(I better be on my best behavior)
Elf TrixieYou have NO WORRIES, Maxy
Elf Sugar CookieLOL, I don’t think you have to worry either, Elf Max. You’re great!
Elf UlanReally? Awesome!
Elf MaxDid you meet Mighty Mick?
Elf TrixieI did meet him. He’s a great reindeer.
Elf MaxDoes he…talk?
Elf TrixieNot to me, I don’t have that gift like Santa. But he responded to me. He likes to be scratched behind his ears. He’s got big old cute ears.
Elf Sugar CookieAwww!
Elf MaxIt sounds like you really like animals
Elf Cookie DoughAdorable
Elf UlanMe too, Elf Sugar Cookie! It became one of my areams!
Elf TrixieI do. I grew up on a farm. We had cows and goats. When I went to school to become a reporter I think my Daddy was a little disappointed.
Elf MaxHe wanted you to run the farm?
Elf TrixieKind of, I think. I think maybe he didn’t like me becoming a city girl.
Elf MaxDo you feel you have become a city girl?
Elf TrixieNo way. You can’t take the country out of a girl.
Elf Maxfolks our time with Trixie is about up. Do you have any last questions for her?
Elf TrixieAlready? Wow, that went fast!
Elf MaxThis has been a surprising chat for me, Trixie. I hope we didn’t get Santa in trouble.
Elf TrixieHaha. You just made Mrs. Claus laugh.
Elf TrixieShe said he got himself in to trouble all by himself!
Elf MaxHahaha – I hope she goes easy on him.
Elf TrixieI’m sure he will survive. You don’t mess with Mrs. C
Elf MaxThank you, Trixie for your time today. And Mrs. Claus too
Elf Sugar CookieI apologize for showing up late. Thank you all for a great chat!
Elf UlanElf Trixie, I want to do massage therapy for Trixie and Micky someday. I have the certification XD
Elf TrixieThanks everyone!
elf radarBye. Thank you for doing this
Elf TrixieElf Ulan – I think that’s awesome! Let’s get you to the North Pole!
Elf MaxThanks everyone!
Elf UlanWait, is it finished? Thank you for Elf Trixie, Mes. Claus, and Elf Max!
Elf MaxHave a great day all! We’ll get the recap up soon!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Trixie!

Christmas in July Chats Scheduled

Christmas in July gets a kick off this weekend with the first chats scheduled during our month-long celebration.

Here at SantaUpdate.com, coming this weekend, July 1st and July 2nd, are two chats: on Saturday at 5pm EST Elf Ernest will be in chat to discuss Christmas in July and to answer any questions you might have. On Sunday, Elf Max, webmaster at SantaTrackers.net, will be in North Pole chat to talk about tracking Santa for Santa and how the website for Santa trackers works.

And speaking of Santa Trackers, we have a whole slate of chats with key North Pole elves who are scheduled so far to chat at SantaTrackers.net:

Elf Trixie, Chief of Staff to Mrs. Claus, will be in chat at SantaTrackers.net to share the latest direction from Santa for Santa Trackers. Elf Crash Murphy will be there to provide support. This is at 6pm EST in the chatroom at SantaTrackers.net.

Elf Victor, head of Reindeer Operations at the North Pole, will be in SantaTrackers chat at 11am EST. He will answer any questions you might have about Santa’s reindeer.

Elf Moe, Elf Enforcement at SantaTrackers.net, will be in chat at SantaTrackers.net on Tuesday, July 4th at 10am EST to discuss using the SantaTrackers.net website and answer any questions you might have.

Elf Agent X, head elf of North Pole Security, will host chat at SantaTrackers.net on Tuesday, July 4th at 11am EST. He will update us on the search for Santa and answer any other questions you might have.

These are just the first few chats so far set up for Christmas in July. Each chat will be archived for later viewing for those who cannot attend at the scheduled times.

We hope you can join us!

 

Elf Winslow

200 Days Until Santa’s Launch

North Pole Flight Command is quietly celebrating 200 days until Santa’s launch by expanding the flight routes of Santa’s sleigh. The sleigh, now in test flight stage, has been flying for a week in clear North Pole skies.

200 Days

Preliminary reports about the sleigh are very good. Flight analysts and sleigh engineers are enthused about the early results. As such, their plan now is to extend the flight area.

The Sleigh Department is ready to build 8 prototypes of Version 2 of the sleigh. These should be ready in just days. Eventually, up to 12 sleighs of each test flight version will be built as flights expand to other areas around the world.

In other news, Operation Merry Christmas is reportedly on track. Mrs. Claus has met with department head elves in recent days to be updated on their progress. All appears to be on track.

The search for Santa has stalled. North Pole Security suspects Santa is engaged in some absorbing activity that keeps his movements limited. Many elves think he may have already started the summer camp project he talked about last month.

The North Pole Post Office reports that mail coming to the North Pole is starting to ask a lot of questions about reindeer. There is not a lot of news to share about reindeer at this time. Many reindeer associated with the test flight team are on duty but most of Santa’s reindeer remain in their homelands, as is typical for this time of the year.

The 200-day mark until Santa’s launch usually signals an increase in North Pole News. Please check back often for more updates.

New Registration Process Announced

A new registration process for new elves hoping to be accepted into the tracker elf program to track Santa for Santa is now active.

All registration links on SantaTrackers.net will now engage that new process.

After months of study in the wake of a difficult 2022 Christmas season that saw a share of new elf behavioral issues the new process is designed to help bring new elves into the Elf Community and to give elves who have previously been dismissed a 2nd chance at an elf career.

“We have to remember that many elves are young and inexperienced in many ways. We don’t want to forever penalize them for minor indiscretions as an elf” said Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers. “We lost some good elves last year and we’re hoping to get some of the back if they are willing to mend their ways and try again.”

That review process for returning elves – no matter why they left or were dismissed – begins with the new application process.

Returning elves will have their applications reviewed by a committee made up of Elf Moe, Elf Agent X, Elf Sandy Claus and the elf supervisors. Each case will be thoroughly reviewed before a reinstatement decision is made.

New elves will go through the Department of Elf Resources, led by Elf Sandy Claus, where applications will be individually reviewed by a very large staff of reviewers specially trained in the process.

This new process will NOT instantly bring new elves on board. In fact, it is anticipated that new elves will take one to two weeks to get approval.

That is one reason that registration is opening now and will likely close later in November.

Those interested in applying are encouraged to act sooner rather than later.

Tracker Elves and the Search for Santa

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In a new episode of the Santa Trackers Podcast Elf Crash Murphy answers questions posted by many of our tracker elves.

Elf Frank Myrrh asks Crash about how tracker elves can aid in the search for Santa. They talk about a wide range of questions related to where Santa might be, how he is dressed and how he might respond if he is spotted.

In addition, Elf Crash talks about specifics of the Tracker Elf program, including an important update on the Elf Evaluations that many trackers have been anxious to receive.

Elf Crash talks about the odds of finding Santa and what Santa’s prolonged absence from the North Pole means for everyone working to track Santa for Santa.

It’s a long episode and many of you are mentioned in it.

Elf Crash expects this episode to likely raise more questions and he is encouraging all elves to ask their questions either in the comments below or on the Elf Wall so that he can address them in an upcoming episode of the Santa Trackers Podcast.

Report Form for Finding Santa

As we promised earlier last week we now have activated a report form so that tracker elves can report possible sightings of Santa.

Finding Santa

This report is a little different. It goes straight to the Finding Santa Trask Force at North Pole Flight Command.

When you send in information via this form it gets added to the database of other information recently gathered about Santa’s possible location.

This allows analysts to compare all the information.

With this mass amount of information, Elf Roger Star, Elf Agent X and other task force leaders can move elf assets from the North Pole Sleigh Fleet, the North Pole Navy, and Flight Command Scout teams to different locations.

We recognize that these reports are mostly tips. Most will likely not pan out. However, all it takes is one good report to move us closer to finding Santa.

We hope you will use this report form frequently. There are NO bad reports!

The News Department will be providing updates at least weekly. Be sure to follow breaking developments at SantaUpdate.com, NorthPoleFlightCommand.com and right here on SantaTrackers.net for ongoing information.

Thank you.

First Instructions in Helping to Find Santa

As you are likely well aware by now, Mrs. Claus has introduced an effort to find Santa. Our department is included in this effort.

What follows are some brief points for you to remember as we get this effort organized. I’m not a news-writer and certainly not much of a memo-maker, but I’ll do my best here to be clear.

But, just to save time and frustration, it has already been posted that I’ll be working on a new podcast with Frank in the next few days and I want your questions. The questions we have received so far are very good. But let’s not hold back – I want to make sure we are all together on this thing as much as possible. So keep those questions coming.

The first thing I want you all to be aware of is that what we’re engaged with here is quite different from the tracking of Santa that we usually do. We don’t track Santa usually to find him – we track him to follow him.

So what we are doing now is very different.

It is also a lot harder to do.

So let’s be clear about what we’re doing and how we are going to do it:

1. We are trying to find someone who does not want to be found. That means we need to be looking.

2. Looking means we are eyes-up at all times. If we see something – anything – say something! If you see any kind of clue that might be helpful, you need to report it.

3. Someone asked what we would say to Santa if we spotted him. That’s a great question and I’ll answer it. But before I do, I want you to remember that you will not see Santa anywhere in the world right now wearing red, sporting a long white beard and driving a sleigh. He’s on foot. If he has a beard, it’s kinda short right now because he shaved it off before he left. And he’s definitely not wearing red. Santa will NOT appear as Santa right now and that’s on purpose. But a good elf could spot Santa even if he doesn’t look like himself. And if you think you do spot Santa and can talk to him, simply ask him, “So, how’s Operation Merry Christmas going?”. Santa will answer that question every time. I know we talk about Operation Merry Christmas all the time but the average person out there doesn’t talk about it everyday like we do and would hardly understand that question if it were asked. If you ask that question of someone who is not Santa they are going to say something like “Excuse me? Are you talking to me?”. You’ll know right away whether or not you’re talking to Santa.

4. Many reports we have already received attach a photo or even a phone video showing men who might be Santa from a distance. That’s okay. Even if it proves NOT to be Santa we appreciate getting such reports, images and video. Send them in, post them up on the Elf Wall or whatever. Just send it up the line.

We are working with Elf Max to get a new reporting form set up for you to share information, pictures and videos. It should be up in a few days.

There are meetings I am attending at the North Pole. I am learning more about what other departments are doing and what they think we can do as tracker elves to help with finding Santa.

As I get more information, I will share it with you via news reports or podcasts with Frank or officially through news posts like this one here on SantaTrackers.net.

Finally, I want you to know that this project is going to take us some time. Santa didn’t set this thing up for him to lose. He’ll be almost impossible to live with if we don’t find him so I can guarantee you he’s going to make this as hard on us as possible. This will not be easy.

I will be attending a briefing given by Elf Agent X in North Pole Security that I hope gives us some new information about where Santa MIGHT be. I think working with other departments and working together we stand the best chance of finding Santa eventually.

I thank you for your patience and I especially thank you for your attention at this time of the year when many are not thinking much about Santa and Christmas.

Interview with the New International Director of Santa Trackers

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Elf Crash Murphy was named the new International Director of Santa Trackers, replacing Elf Roger Star, who was promoted as the Director of North Pole Flight Command.

In this episode of the Santa Tracker Podcast Elf Crash tells the story of how his promotion came about, how this new job has changed his life and how it could affect his working relationships at the North Pole going forward.

Crash also details a few of his plans for the tracker elf program and updates us on the current situation with Santa trackers worldwide.

This fun interview exposes more detail about life at the North Pole and the adventures of one of the most famous of all elves in the world.

250 Days Until Santa’s Launch

The North Pole quietly marks 250 days remaining until Santa’s launch. It has been a very eventful time at the North Pole the past two months. Here is a brief recap of where things stand:

– Santa is not at the North Pole. He left on walkabout nearly a month ago and has not been heard from since. It may be months before he returns.
– Mrs. Claus has been in charge in Santa’s absence and has announced a number of changes.
– The North Pole now has four senior vice presidents over Production, Operations, Distribution and Public Relations. Several departments also have new leadership, including:
– Elf Roger Star is the new director of North Pole Flight Command.
Elf Crash Murphy is the new International Director of Santa Trackers.
– North Pole Flight Command reports that all preparations for Santa’s launch are on track.
– Santa’s Workshop reports that production is on track for a successful Christmas season.
– All of Santa’s reindeer have successfully migrated back to their native homelands and will return to the North Pole sometime later this year.
– Santa’s new sleigh is still in the design phase and will start test flights soon.

In all, Mrs. Claus reports that all phases of Operation Merry Christmas are optimistic of being ready for Santa’s flight in 2023.

Leadership Changes Announced at the North Pole

Mrs. Claus today announced major restructuring of North Pole leadership.

In prepared comments signed by Santa in advance of his recent trip around the world Mrs. Claus said the changes have been made necessary by the growing nature of Santa’s mission and the needs of a changing world.

The restructuring means changes for many elves in many departments.

Operation Merry Christmas, which is what Santa calls all that he does, is run by four major departments at the North Pole: Production, Distribution, Operations and Public Relations.

The Department of Production is headed by new Senior Vice President, Elf Wally. Wally has for years headed the Wrapping Department at the North Pole. From that vantage point Wally was well positioned to observe all the moving pieces that make up North Pole production. Under his direction all North Pole manufacturing production of toys, stockings, wrapping, decoration and foods will continue under unified leadership.

The Department of Operations is managed by Elf Olivia M. Peters, a long-time North Pole resident who has worked in the administrative offices of Santa Claus for decades. She is a trusted voice to Santa, an operations professional with years of expert experience in coordinating North Pole events. The following departments will report to her: North Pole Security, the North Pole Department of State, the Research and Development Department, the Department of Traditions, Medical and Safety.

The Distribution Department will be headed by Elf Gertrude Gates, a former certified sleigh pilot, sleigh traffic controller, fleet manager and distribution executive in North Pole Flight Command. Gerty is a legend of sleigh flight, having logged thousands of hours as a test pilot and scout support over generations of Christmas Eve flights. She is a logistics and distribution expert and one of Santa’s most trusted advisors. North Pole Flight Command and Reindeer Operations departments will be her responsibility going forward.

Continuing in his role as Senior Vice President of Public Relations, Elf Ernest now adds several departments related to his list of responsibilities. The North Pole Post Office, which continues in its role to manage all internal and external communications worldwide for the North Pole, will now report to Elf Ernest and continue to be managed by Elf Hugo Slavia.

The News Department, which has grown rapidly the past 20 years under Elf Ernest’s leadership, will now be headed by Elf Ed Zachary, legendary North Pole reporter who will work under Elf Ernest’s direction. Cyber Operations, which includes all official North Pole websites, apps and social media channels, is a newly formed department that will expand into new areas of e-commerce and charitable outreach, will also be under Elf Ernest’s direction. The Department of Records, an extension formerly of the North Pole Post Office, will be re-organized this year and report to Elf Ernest.

These four broad departments – Production, Operations, Distribution and Public Relations – will each re-organize and announce more changes soon. Thousands of elves are expected to change roles, achieve promotions, and expand responsibilities in the coming weeks ahead. Here is a chart that outlines the new organizational structure:

Leadership Changes

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Details of some of these changes will be provided in the weeks and months ahead. We encourage you to check back frequently for updates.

International Director of Santa Trackers Named

Elf Roger Star, new director of North Pole Flight Command, announced today a new International Director of Santa Trackers. Elf Crash Murphy, famously called the Ultimate Santa Tracker, has been promoted to the position.

Elf Crash Murphy was the inspiration for the Tracker Elf program instituted by Santa in 2016. As Kringle Radio’s “Eye-in-the-Sky” reporter, Elf Crash has dutifully followed Santa in a chaser sleigh every Christmas Eve for years, giving live radio reports of Santa’s activities on his annual sleigh ride.

His Santa tracker efforts led to the idea that millions of believers around the world could be deputized to “track Santa for Santa”, aiding the Big Guy by reporting on local conditions in advance of Santa’s arrival in neighborhoods, villages, towns and cities worldwide.

Since that time millions of people of all ages have taken the Elf Oath and engaged with North Pole Flight Command as “tracker elves”.

Elf Crash Murphy now leads this growing group of elves, replacing Elf Roger Star, who headed up the pilot program for years under Santa’s direction.

“Elf Crash Murphy is the natural leader for this group,” said Elf Ernest, Senior Vice President of Public Relations, which operates the News Department at the North Pole. Elf Ernest has been Crash’s boss as part of his radio assignments. “Nobody knows these elves better. He has contributed hours to their training. He participates in regular chats and podcasts and news reports, all aimed at support of the elf community. We’re thrilled for him.”

Elf Crash begins his assignment immediately. By special arrangement with Santa, Elf Crash will continue his broadcasting duties every Christmas Eve.

As the new International Director of Santa Trackers it is expected that Elf Crash will continue to participate in North Pole podcasts and radio news reports in that capacity.

Elf Roger Star Gets a Promotion

In a surprise announcement today Mrs. Claus said that Elf Roger Star will take up duties as the new director of North Pole Flight Command, effective April 1st.

Elf Roger has been serving as the International Director of Santa Trackers where he led the elf community at Santa Trackers.net.

Mrs. Claus explained in her written announcement that the promotion for Elf Roger is the first of several restructuring changes at the North Pole that will be rolled out over the next few weeks and months.

That means the job Elf Roger has had for six years as International Director of Santa Trackers will be held by someone else soon.

Elf Sandy Claus is taking applications and screening candidates now. It is expected that Mrs. Claus and Elf Roger Star will name a replacement in the coming weeks.

Interested elves should contact Elf Sandy as soon as possible.