Sector 5 Sleighs It

Hi, Elves! We’ve done it again –

North Pole Tracker Elves: 314,574
Freelance Tracker Elves: 37,668,444
Total Tracker Elves: 37,983,018

Best in the world! Another great week. Thank you for your focus and your intensity. ONE WEEK from tonight, Santa launches and we will be READY.

Here’s where we stand with tracker reports:

North Pole Tracker Elf Reports: 1,824,529
Freelance Tracker Elf Reports: 150,673,776
Total Tracker Elf Reports: 152,498,305

These are great numbers, representing the great love believers in our sector have for Santa.

Know where we could use a little work? MEXICO, Northern Ontario Canada, and the greater suburbs of Dubuque, Iowa. If you know any one in these areas, get them to sign up as an elf and get to work!

Feedback from Santa:
Hi again, Sector 5 and, once again – nice work! Last week was almost complete – I got information that was helpful about rooftops, about the public, about the weather, about ground and air traffic – just about everything. You know one thing we might be a little short on? CHIMNEY inspections, believe it or not. Elf Roger and I were looking it over and did you know that Sector has the highest chimney saturation in the world and yet it also has the lowest ratio of chimney reports to elves? Now, I know many of the chimneys in the USA and Canada are not what they once were. Especially in places like California where they tend to be more cosmetic than functional. Well, functional as a fireplace. Functional for Santa is a different story and believe it or not I still prefer to use a chimney over a door. It’s just faster to get in and out. So….if you have chimneys in your neighborhood please take a look around and report on them if you can. I need more of this information for next week. Thanks, guys. — Santa

Your duties this week: (from Pinky)

1. Chimney Report
2. Home and Family Report
3. Weather Report
4. Public Transit Report

About this Elf: Elf Pinky

Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.