North Pole Flight Command told me the other day they are getting mail from site visitors to their website requesting to see pictures of Santa’s new sleigh. That’s never going to happen. Of course, North Pole Flight Command will not publicly comment about this. But I can talk to you elves here about that. A... Read more
Author: Elf Ed Zachary
Superstitious Elves
Greetings from Iceland, where we are wrapping up the Elf Supervisor annual meetings. Elf Crash Murphy has just dismissed the proceedings and the Elf Supervisors are now on their way to their home base in their assigned sectors. That is where they will remain until Santa returns home from the North Pole after his Christmas... Read more
Santa, Money and Ads
We don’t have money at the North Pole. That’s not to say we’re broke. We just don’t use money. There are no vending machines. No tips for servers. No coin laundries, no credit cards, and no red kettles for bell-ringing Santas. Elves technically don’t make money. Yes, there’s an elf union. And every now and... Read more
Here’s the Scoop
Hi there. Elf Ed Zachary here. Where to begin? A couple of weeks ago I was called into Elf Ernest’s office. Like many other elves right now I was offered a promotion. Part of my new gig in the News Department is figuring out how to deal with this little column here on SantaTrackers.net. This... Read more