Superstitious Elves

Superstitious Elves

Greetings from Iceland, where we are wrapping up the Elf Supervisor annual meetings. Elf Crash Murphy has just dismissed the proceedings and the Elf Supervisors are now on their way to their home base in their assigned sectors.

Elf Ed Zachary

That is where they will remain until Santa returns home from the North Pole after his Christmas flight around the world.

It does not have to be this way. The Elf Supervisors could all do their jobs without having to be at their Regional Tracking Center all the time. They could go home to the North Pole, or wherever home is for each of them, on weekends and such but they all refuse to do so. Within the micro culture of Elf Supervisor there is a belief – a superstition – that they can’t go home until Santa heads home.

Elves are superstitious about a lot of things.

Take, for example, the elves working the test flights of Santa’s sleigh. Right now, those elves refuse to talk to any of the North Pole media.

Why?

Because the proposed sleigh design for Santa this year is doing so very well.

There’s almost no news to report about the sleigh. And that’s news. But I can tell you all the reporters we have sent over to Flight Command to get information about the test flights and how they are going are running into a stone wall. There isn’t an elf over there who will talk about it.

Not a single sleigh traffic controller, sleigh designer, or test pilot will give an interview. None of the reindeer handlers, or the sleigh builders or the map elves or even the leadership in the Sleigh Department will talk about Santa’s new sleigh.

They believe, if they do talk about Santa’s new sleigh, things will stop going so well.

You see – and I’m NOT superstitious – Santa’s sleigh has been perfect so far this year. It has passed every test. They are setting records with it in every way. In good weather and in bad, this sleigh is proving to be a winner.

Do you recall last year where it seemed a new version of the sleigh came out every couple of weeks, right up until Christmas?

None of that is going on this year. They are on Version 2 and that’s only because Version 1 of the sleigh needed to be painted a different color.

They just can’t find anything wrong with it. Santa’s instructions, every year, is to keep flying the sleigh until it’s perfect. Keep fixing it and making it faster. That’s what Santa wants.

But right now I can tell you we’re not seeing a new version of the sleigh because they can’t find anything wrong with it. It just gets better and better the more the fly it.

During the Elf Supervisor meeting this week they had one of the 12 sleighs here in Iceland to give all of us a demonstration. Only six total reindeer were pulling that sleigh. In the demo the sleigh set a speed record.

Since I was the only news elf there I wanted to post a news story about that on SantaUpdate.com.

I talked to the team sent to supervise that flight. I talked to the crew of the Mistletoe, the ship from the North Pole Navy assigned to monitor the flight. I talked to the guys from Flight Command on the radio tracking the flight. Not a single one of those elves wanted to be quoted talking about that flight.

Why? Because they don’t want to jinx things. Things are going so well there isn’t an elf involved with the sleigh project who will talk to the News Department because they believe if they do somehow, magically, the sleigh will stop performing so well.

What does all this superstition really mean?

It means that elves, in our most pure sense, really want to do well. We want Santa to succeed. We want our part of Operation Merry Christmas to NOT be the part that holds Santa back or, heaven forbid, causes Santa to fail.

So we get careful about things when things are going well. I would tell you this is true in every department at the North Pole, not just the elves working on Santa’s sleigh.

Some of us – a few of us, actually – do not buy into this line of thinking. I’m proud to say I mess up all the time.

But, I understand why I can think that way and an elf working on Santa’s sleigh can’t.

If I mess up delivering the news, what do I hurt? If I make a punctuation error, spell someone’s name wrong or provide a news detail that is false does it affect Santa or Operation Merry Christmas?

Nah. There’s no need for me to be superstitious.

Santa, if he could see all this in the sleigh elves right now, likely would not be happy. People who are superstitious can sometimes put too much pressure on themselves. And that will cause other problems, especially problems that aren’t necessary.

For example, I know for a fact that Elf Morty has a rash right now.

Morty is what they call a “body man”, his elf specialty being the construction, repair and painting of the sleigh body. He’s highly skilled. His job with the sleigh varies through out the year and it is basically a job where that sleigh is made to look perfect at all time in all weather. He builds, he molds, he polishes and then he washes and waxes and shines that sleigh to no end.

And the poor guy is falling apart right now.

Every time one of those test sleighs head out on a flight he’s a nervous wreck. He anxiously watches the web cam on the sleigh, follows the weather it is flying through, and he’s there with his tools, his polisher, his rags and his “shine team” for the moment that sleigh is parked. Its like he’s expecting a baby every time it flies.

And now he’s got a rash. That is caused by stress and worry. And I’ll tell you right now that if Santa knew about it he’d send Morty to see Elf Dr. Lionel at the North Pole Medical Center.

Of course, Santa’s going to read this. Santa might be away from the North Pole but he’s well aware of what we’re all doing. Somehow. That’s just the way it is.

So Morty, pack your bags. It’s time to do something about that rash.

But none of this would be necessary if it were not for superstitions. To be superstitious is to believe in something that maybe not be real. That’s a dangerous business when you work for Santa.

So Santa will be right to send Morty to get some help. It is best that we are all healthy as we take care of the business of Christmas.

What about you? And what about your Elf Supervisor? Do you follow superstitious routines?

I hope not. Your Elf Supervisor is about to connect with you. They have some very detailed plans for this year.

But things can go off the rails pretty quick unless we remained focused and confident.

Our work as tracker elves – and believe me, come Christmas Eve we’re all tracker elves – is not for the feint of heart or the superstitious.

So let’s be calm. Let’s be confident.

And let’s all bring our lucky rabbit’s foot.

About this Elf: Elf Ed Zachary Verified Elf Santa's Council Member North Pole Elf

Elf Ed Zachary is Director of News at the North Pole. He oversees all North Pole news outlets - newspapers, websites, radio and television stations.

Ed Zachary has been a force in North Pole journalism for decades, having served for years as a columnist for the North Pole Gazette. He is known as the Defender of Santa Claus, taking on all doubters and scoffers of Santa and his Christmas effort.

As part of his news duties Elf Ed Zachary contributes "news about the news" at the North Pole for the Santa Tracker Herald Star.

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Great article. I don’t like to admit it but I am a little superstitious. I need to work on that.

Elf Ulan

Thank you, Elf Ed Zachary! Thank you for the meeting, Elf Crash, and Supervisors. They’re returning to each place, and I’m getting excited that they will start instructing us soon!
Oh, poor Elf Morty. I hope he’s getting calm and better soon.
Yes, I remember the test flights and the related elves’ situations last year. We didn’t know that Santa operated the data. I thought he wanted them to learn what they believe, be confident, and be one for his goal then. I understand they want to stay on the perfect flights by closing their lips closed like a bearer of luck. Of course, I believe their sleigh, all elves, and Santa’s flight success on Christmas Eve. Also, I think that good thinking makes you a good result; is that a superstition? XD I’m looking forward to hearing the next!

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