Greetings everyone! I have good news and I have bad news for you. First the bad news:
There is no real news to report from the North Pole. Nothing has yet officially happened. We don’t know how many tracker elves Santa will need this year, the reindeer have not returned and, most importantly, we cannot yet tell you how things are going to work with this virus thing going around. A lot of you are asking and…well, I don’t know what to tell ya other than Santa is aware of it and we’ll know as things get closer, I suppose.
Now the good news: there are rumors swirling all over the North Pole among the elves this week. Nothing is official but many here think it is going to be a very special Christmas in July here at the North Pole this year.
You see, production is way, way ahead. We could have Christmas in October before Halloween, that’s how far ahead things on in Santa’s workshop.
None of us can travel anywhere so nobody is taking time off. Every department is ahead of schedule. Things are looking really, really good.
There was some big meeting with Santa this week and a lot of the hot-shot elves who head up all the departments. They emerged from that meeting with big smiles on their faces.
Trust me when I tell you that is not normal.
They must of had a lot of sugar cookies in there or something. Anyway, nobody in these big meetings can keep their mouths shut. One elf talked to another and the word has gotten around: Santa’s going to be giving the elves some bonuses this month. We think something special and big is going to happen.
This is really, really good news because, frankly, nearly every elf I know is a bit bored right now. It’s all work-work-work all the time. I think it is time to shake it up a bit.
Also, there was ANOTHER big meeting with the radio news elves this week too. When those guys get together, there is sure to be news to break soon.
So pay attention. I think you’ll hear/see somethings being announced via SantaUpdate soon.