North Pole Navy Deploys
The good ships of the North Pole Navy have been dispatched to the oceans of the world.
According to Elf Buck Sanchez, Flight Director at the North Pole, North Pole Flight Command is prepping to start tracking sleigh flights soon. He said that began with the North Pole Navy receiving orders to deploy.
Last Christmas Eve, six ships of the North Pole Navy were used to support Santa’s Christmas Eve flight. Elf Buck Sanchez said he could not disclose which ships were deployed or where they are being sent. This is normal for the test flight phase of Operation Merry Christmas. The ships left ports near the North Pole this week.
What this really means is that test flights are beginning soon. We have known about for several months that the first week of June was the original target to begin the test flights.
We have had hundreds of reindeer in training at the North Pole, nearly all of them part of the test flights teams assigned to power the test flights of Santa’s new sleigh.
All of this is a very good sign. It means that Operation Merry Christmas is on track and going well.
This is, of course, good information for Santa trackers. Test flight operations mean that the Santa tracking season has begun. Elf Buck did not say when the tracking map might be open but we’re expecting an announcement any day now.
As more news becomes available we will, of course, update you.
Regional Tracking Center Update
Why was I even worried?
I was scared witless over being assigned to the Regional Tracking Committee because it totally put me out of my elf comfort zone. I vowed to show up with a paper bag over my head.
I could have shown up with lit sparklers in my ears for all it mattered. Nobody knew I was even there.
That’s partly because this committee is huge. Dozens and dozens of elves like me were assigned to this group and most of the elves there were just like me: entirely clueless.
I could not believe the first order of business. The Committee was charged with “whittling the list down to” just 2500 prospective locations.
Yes, they wanted it down to “just” 500 candidate per sector.
Somehow, they came up with more than 4000 altogether.
It’s amazing. I went to one meeting, sat in a big room with lots of other elves, I did absolutely nothing, and they already had 4000 candidate locations.
Within about two weeks of looking over these 4000 ideas, the executive level committee – I’m guessing that’s Santa, Elf Ernest, Elf Roger Star and other hot shot elves – called another meeting and told us that they had eliminated 3000 of those suggestions and asked for more.
That’s when they decided to get your ideas.
And our tracker elves responded, bless their hearts.
We had elves like little Timmy Halstrom, of Knickerbocker, Texas, home of the Sweetwater Ranch. Timmy is 11 and a four-year veteran of tracking Santa for Santa.
Timmy’s idea was to put the Sector 5 Regional Tracking Center at the Sweetwater Ranch. “We have an 85-inch big screen TV and I’m pretty sure my Dad would let you guys use it on Christmas Eve.”
Honestly, 85-inches is kind of small for a Regional Tracking Center but someone at Flight Command liked Timmy’s idea and actually contacted his father, Jared, to see if the offer was serious. Jared knew nothing about it and protested. “You can’t have my big screen on Christmas Eve! That’s when we watch Elf!”
Well, now.
Timmy’s suggestion isn’t quite off the table yet. He’s still on the list of potential sites. But there are details yet to work out.
But I’ve learned a lot from those of you who are giving this some thought.
Some of you have suggested the same location. For example, many of you think Rudolph, Wisconsin should host a regional tracking center.
I’m guessing that’s because of the name, Rudolph. It’s still on the list too.
But here’s the deal: Santa, in helping to cull the names down to just 1000, said that we need at least another 1500 new recommendations.
So keep those ideas coming in. They are ALL getting looked at.
As for me, well, I’m no longer nervous about all this. They haven’t asked me a thing and I don’t think they are going to.
A lot is supposed to happen over the next month or so. They’ve got to get this list down to the top ten in each sector (so, 50 names altogether) by Leon Day. That’s June 24th.
That means a lot more names need to be recommended, a lot more scouts need to be sent out, a lot more photos and videos need to be taken, etc etc etc.
By Leon Day we should have ten recommendations in each sector and a good idea of what’s going to happen before announcements are made for Christmas in July.
Maybe by then someone will ask me what I think.
And maybe by then I’ll actually have an opinion.
I still have no idea what I’m doing or even why this is important.
But it’s a big deal. So many elves are working on this.
Santa Tracker Update 2024

A Santa tracker update comes to you in the form of a new podcast episode from Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy.
This discussion focuses on the details of Santa’s record-breaking flight last Christmas and what it means for future flights for Santa. Crash discusses why Santa is so quiet right now and why he is hesitant to say many things publicly.
Also addressed are concerns for Elf Frank Myrrh, who took some time off to deal with an illness, and an update of this year’s North Pole Radio News schedule.
Elf Crash talks a bit about the road forward for tracker elves and how this year will move forward.
Elf Chat Recap
Elf Crash Murphy stopped in to Elf Chat this week for a brief discussion to catch up on things. Talked about was St. Patrick’s Day, a weird airplane flight to LA for Crash, and answering difficult mail that comes in from non-believers.
sugarcookie77 | Good morning! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hey y’all |
sugarcookie77 | How are you, Elf Crash? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Doing really well! How are you sugar cookie? |
sugarcookie77 | Glad to hear it! I’m doing well, thanks! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Frank seems to be having trouble getting on |
sugarcookie77 | I hope he’s able to figure it out! It took me a little while to find Elf Chat with the new website layout. |
Elf Crash Murphy | That’s why we do the chat! |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Well, that was fun. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Ah, there you are…! |
sugarcookie77 | Good morning, Elf Frank! How are you? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | I’m doing very well. Nice to see you Sugar Cookie! How are you? |
sugarcookie77 | I’m glad to hear that, and thank you, it’s nice to see you too! I’m doing well, thanks! |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Crash, do we have a plan for this chat today? |
Elf Crash Murphy | You mean like a theme or something? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Yeah, what are we talking about? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I dunno. No theme really. We haven’t shared any news for a while, cause we haven’t had a chance to. But really I think this was meant to be more of a check in and how-do-you-do kind of affair. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | It is not like there has been a great deal to share either, Crash. Pretty normal for this time of year. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yessir. We’ve got at least another month of this kind of quiet. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Right. It’s amazing what happens in May. All of a sudden people start to remember Christmas is coming. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes. Even my mail has become slow. I never thought it would go back to normal again, but it has the past couple of months. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | I know you were a bit worried about that at one time. Got a handle on it now? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well yes and no. I’m still getting some questions and things that are new to me. Stuff guys like Santa get all the time that usually pass me by. So I still struggle with how to handle all of it. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Really? Like what? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I think the hard ones for me are those who write in to say Santa didn’t visit them or did not bring them what they wanted for Christmas. Those are not fun to deal with. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | So how do you deal with them? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Some of them I talk to Elf Ed Zachary about. He’s dealt with those things a lot. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Oh boy. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, he’s gets a little impatient with some of those letter writers. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Is it because they can sometimes be a little bitter or mean? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, and he has no problem throwing it back at them. But that’s not me. I’d rather tell them a knock knock joke or something. You know? Something to lighten things up. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | You’re definitely not a confrontational kind of guy, Crash. Do you get a lot of back and forth when you answer this stuff or do you just end the conversation? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I don’t end it…but after I explain what I can that usually ends it. They usually don’t write back after I respond. Except this one kid from New Jersey. Little Roscoe. Dude won’t leave me alone. He doesn’t believe in Santa but his questions are ENDLESS. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Maybe he just believes in Elf Crash Murphy. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh good golly, no. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Give yourself a little credit, Crash. A lot of people out there really appreciate your work. |
Elf Crash Murphy | It’s not really work, Frank. I don’t know how to be anyone but me. And I find it challenging sometimes to be me and do the job Santa wants. I don’t know how he does it. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Well, how is Santa? I still haven’t seen him yet since he’s been home. I know he’s super busy. |
Elf Crash Murphy | He is, Frank. I think Santa has a big agenda and he’s getting around to people as best he can. I have seen him a little but not really that much more than you. I suspect our time is coming. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Crash, I keep getting questions from people – tracker elves – about Santa’s message for them. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh yes, I do too. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | When is Santa going to speak? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I think he’s waiting until more trackers are around – like May, Frank. I haven’t been able to talk to him about it. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Maybe you should say something about it. |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’ve had that thought. Even talked to Elf Ernest about it. But I keep feeling like I need to wait. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | So what about all the messages some elves are sending you? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’m telling them to just be patient. That Santa will speak up when the time is right. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Is that satisfying them? |
Elf Crash Murphy | No. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | LOL. I thought it was just me. |
Elf Crash Murphy | You get mail, Frank? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Just about you and Santa, Crash. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hahaha – yeah, right! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Sugar Cookie, do you have a question for Frank and I today? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | I’m not the one doing questions, Crash. This is all about you. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh be quiet, Frank. If Sugar Cookie has a question I know you’ll answer it if you can. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | I’m just a little old radio elf, Crash. I’m only here because Max couldn’t come today. |
Elf Crash Murphy | What’s up with Maxy? |
sugarcookie77 | I’m not sure! I think you guys covered a lot! I was going to ask if Elf Trixie was ok, as we hadn’t heard from her in a while, but I saw she posted something today. Other than that… do you guys have any plans for St. Patrick’s Day? I know not every elf celebrates. |
sugarcookie77 | Oh, is Elf Max ok? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Oh we knew he’d have some time problems this time of year with school and all. He’ll be back soon. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | My St. Patrick’s Day plans are simple. I’m checking to see if Crash wears green. If he doesn’t I get to pinch him. |
sugarcookie77 | LOL |
Elf Crash Murphy | My only plans are to throw potatoes at Frank’s house. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Hahaha! |
sugarcookie77 | LOL- watch out, Elf Frank! |
Elf Frank Myrrh | What about you Sugar Cookie? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, do you do anything for St. Patrick’s Day? |
sugarcookie77 | Not much out of the ordinary! I’ll probably just wear green and eat Lucky Charms cereal. Lol |
sugarcookie77 | Thanks for asking! |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Crash, I heard you were experimenting with some things for St. Patrick’s Day. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, I made green milk and put it on my Cheerios. Kind of disgusting. |
sugarcookie77 | Lol, how did you make green milk? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Uh…oh. Wow, Crash. Words fail. You don’t do Lucky Charms, too? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Just used some food coloring. But it made my Cheerios look kind of barfy. |
Elf Crash Murphy | No, I should have done Lucky Charms. That makes so much sense to me now. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Do it change the taste? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Not really. But it didn’t look appetizing, Frank. I had a hard time choking it down. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | I guess we better work on our St. Patrick’s Day game a little bit. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, it’s not really a tradition most elves at the North Pole get into. I think that disappoints some people out there. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Elf Ed Zachary was going to write an article about it but Elf Ernest killed it. |
Elf Crash Murphy | He did? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Yes. Elf Ed Zachary told me Ernest said he was being too harsh in the article. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Wow. I didn’t think anyone shut down Ed Zachary. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Well if anyone could do it, it would be Elf Ernest. |
Elf Crash Murphy | So I take it Elf Ed Zachary is not a fan of St. Patrick’s Day? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Nope. I read the article. He slammed it pretty good. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh. Well, I guess it’s a good thing it’s not out there then. A lot of people really have a lot of fun with St. Patrick’s Day. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | I think that’s the gist of what Elf Ernest told him. You know, not to spoil it for others. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | But, Elf Ed Zachary was approaching it from a North Pole perspective. I get why he might have been upset a little bit. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Has anyone ever confused you for a leprechaun, Frank? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | No. Has that happened to you? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes. I had to take a flight about a week ago – you know, a regular airplane? – from Sydney to Los Angeles. I was asked if I was a leprechaun. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | No way! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Way. It was awkward. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | You were not dressed…well, as yourself? |
sugarcookie77 | That sounds very awkward. If you don’t mind me asking, what was the flight for? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I was. I’m a fairly normal looking person, Frank. It was warm, kinda. Had on Birkenstocks and shorts. T-shirt. How is that like an leprechaun? |
Elf Frank Myrrh | You’re not a normal looking person, Crash. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hey |
sugarcookie77 | Ouch |
Elf Frank Myrrh | No, I’m not being mean here, Crash. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | What I mean, and maybe its because we’re elves…you have a unique look. I don’t know anything about leprechauns but maybe you look like one and don’t know it? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Frank, I didn’t have a stitch of green on. No glittery hats. Nothing leprechaun like at all. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | So why did they think you were a leprechaun. |
Elf Crash Murphy | I have no idea. Although he was drinking quite a bit on the flight. I don’t think it was water, either. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Oh. Did you mention to him you are an elf? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Weeeeellllllll, I maybe kinda sorta could have let that slip a little tiny bit. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Oh….I see |
Elf Crash Murphy | Ok, it was my fault. |
Elf Crash Murphy | And he asked me about my pot of gold. |
Elf Crash Murphy | And I told him to go drink green milk. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Lol, so this guy really irritated you, Crash? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, he got on my nerves and I made the whole thing worse. |
sugarcookie77 | LOL!! Between you telling him you’re an elf and (especially) the non-water part, I understand the mix-up. Sorry that happened to you |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Why did you take a regular airplane anyway? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Because I got done there early and I had sent my sleigh off with the reindeer to South America for a few days for the reindeer. Didn’t think I would need them. |
Elf Crash Murphy | And I just was really ready to get out of Australia. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | And go to LA???!!! |
Elf Crash Murphy | It was the first flight I could get. I couldn’t get any closer to South America than that quickly. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | What business did you have in Australia? |
Elf Crash Murphy | A meeting with Elf Randi. We were going to scout some islands near Samoa. But she had a family thing come up and I was suddenly done there. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Ah, I see. Adventures of the International Director of Santa Trackers |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, that’s my world now….sick weirdos on a flight to LA…. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Folks, any last questions for Crash? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Frank, we need to finish our last podcast |
sugarcookie77 | Come to think of it, are you guys doing anything for Easter? That’s coming up pretty soon! |
Elf Frank Myrrh | You mean start over? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, I mean that. I promise not to talk about that stuff again. |
elf radar | Hi Elf Crash. Sorry I was so late. Thanks for doing this chat. |
sugarcookie77 | Hi Elf Radar! Good to see you! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hi Elf Radar! Nice to see you, friend! |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Yeah, Crash. We need to stay on topic. This week? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Let’s do it, Frank. Weenies, my office. Wednesday. |
sugarcookie77 | I’m looking forward to hearing the podcast! |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’ll bring the green milk. |
sugarcookie77 | LOL |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Hahaha – I’ll pass, Crash. |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Okay everyone, thanks for being here today! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, thank you elves Sugar Cookie and Radar! |
Elf Frank Myrrh | Bye all! |
sugarcookie77 | Thank you both for doing this chat! It was so nice to be here with you! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Adios! |
Over My Head
I was recently given an assignment. I am in deep panic about it.
You see, in my life as an elf I haven’t actually done anything.
I’m not one of those elves in Santa’s workshop. Those elves have skills and can make things with their hands. I don’t know any elf over there who cannot fix things or figure things out.
I’m not like that.
I couldn’t find my way out of a paper box and the only thing I’ve ever made is fun of people. For me, I find the instructions for Pop Tarts challenging.
The same thing can be said of elves in the Sleigh Department. Those are some smart elves. They build things and do math at the same time.
They make flying sleighs that go faster than the speed of sound. I make noises that go the speed of sound. But that doesn’t speak to any real talents that I have.
You see, my job has been in the news business. My tools are a keyboard and my limited wit.
My job, on a daily basis at least, has been to deal with the letters we get from non-believers. I engage in the battle of nitwits.
I guess none of that looks good on a resume. And it’s a good thing I don’t work in the real world with a real job that requires skills and abilities. All I’m really qualified to do is “Welcome to Walmart…”
That is why I’m scared senseless by this new elf assignment.
Someone, perhaps an elf out of his mind, decided to place me on the Regional Tracking Committee.
That’s a team of elves that oversees the selection process for the Regional Tracking centers for this next year.
I have no qualifications for this.
In fact, when Elf Ernest sent me the email with this assignment I sent it back. “You must mean another Elf Ed Zachary,” I wrote in response, refusing the assignment.
He immediately called me.
“This isn’t optional, Mr. Zachary,” Ernest said. “You’re a director. You cannot refuse an assignment.”
Well.
I’m still trying to find that in my contract.
So I did the only sensible thing an elf could do: I forwarded the email to Santa and said, “If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve”.
(I heard that once in a movie and thought it was a cool way to say I won’t do this).
Santa didn’t say much in response. “I saw that movie, too. This isn’t a movie. You’ll do fine.”
So, here I find myself, an elf with no real knowledge, no real skills, no real idea what is needed and having never set foot in a Regional Tracking Center in my life, on the Committee in Charge of this Stuff.
I’m going to show up to our first meeting with a paper bag over my head.
I hope nobody notices I’m there and I’m hoping nobody calls on me to say anything.
What would you do if you were in my position?
Sincerely.
I’m asking for input here.
After Santa refused me I contacted Elf Ernest again and basically asked him the same question.
Elf Ernest told me to relax.
He said the reason the News Department is included in this process is that we have people who will be using the Regional Tracking Centers and will be responsible for reporting the news from each sector. We do not necessarily need to be an influence in selection but we need to know the process and the background that goes into setting up each regional center.
Well.
All that at least makes some sense. In that respect, I can go to the meetings, nod my head a lot and take a few notes.
I can put a thoughtful look on my face as other elves discuss, deliberate and decide on matters I know nothing about. It’s not much but it is one of my unique superpowers.
Stay tuned for more inspiring news from this timid elf.
Chat with Elf Crash Murphy
Elf Crash Murphy came to Elf Chat today, despite a mix up in the scheduled times. He was supposed to talk about plans for tracking Santa in 2024 but he admitted that he has yet to meet with Santa this year and does not yet have a lot of specific information.
But there are things going on that he was able to update us about. Here is a transcript of that lively conversation:
Elf Crash Murphy | Howdy |
Elf Max | Hi Crash. I apologize. I messed up the time of the chat today |
Elf Crash Murphy | Ya did? I am I here at the wrong time? |
Elf Max | Yes, we’re an hour late. |
Elf Max | I posted it for 9am EST but told you 10am |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well good golly. I’m not sure I could have been there that early! This is early enough |
Elf Ulan | Hello! XD |
Elf Trixie | I didn’t even look at the time, I just assumed it would be 10am |
Elf Max | That’s what I did too |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well there’s 4 of us here. We can talk anyway |
Elf Max | Hi Elf Ulan. I’m so sorry! |
Elf Crash Murphy | I just looked at that events thing and I’m not sure I’m ready to talk about Santa’s plans this year anyway |
Elf Trixie | You don’t know Santa’s plans either? |
Elf Ulan | No problem! Please don’t be sorry, Elf Max. I’m here, lol |
Elf Crash Murphy | Not yet, no. Well, not exactly I should say. I know we’re flying. |
Elf Max | You haven’t met with Santa? |
Elf Crash Murphy | No, he’s taking his sweet time of things. I think it is another week until my appointment with him. |
Elf Trixie | That’s the story with everyone. I think Santa is making up for time he missed last year |
Elf Max | So you have heard this too, Trixie? |
Elf Trixie | Yes! That’s kind of why I came today. I’m snooping around for some answers |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hahaha. You won’t get much from me! |
Elf Max | Then what are we going to talk about, Elf Crash? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I dunno. |
Elf Trixie | Hahaha |
Elf Max | I thought we would have a new podcast from you and Elf Frank by now. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, funny story about that. |
Elf Ulan | Tell us! |
Elf Crash Murphy | We sat down, had a list of questions and stuff, and started talking |
Elf Crash Murphy | And we got into about a 25 minute discussion about ramen. |
Elf Ulan | Lol |
Elf Trixie | Ramen? You mean…noodles? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, and we realized it was a weird tangent and decided to scrap the whole recording |
Elf Crash Murphy | Then Frank got laryngitis and lost his voice and we put it off until he got better |
Elf Max | Oh, I’m sorry to hear he got sick |
Elf Crash Murphy | He’s better now but he’s been off at some knitting championship or something |
Elf Trixie | Knitting? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, that’s a thing he does |
Elf Max | I didn’t know they had championships for that |
Elf Trixie | Knitting?!!! |
Elf Crash Murphy | I know. Frank is a deep guy…. |
Elf Max | We need to schedule another chat with him! |
Elf Ulan | What did he knit? |
Elf Crash Murphy | He’s going to kill me for sharing that…. |
Elf Crash Murphy | You know what, Elf Ulan? He’s never shown me anything that he works on. I don’t know what he makes. |
Elf Ulan | Nice! Interesting! |
Elf Trixie | There’s a story here…. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh boy…put your reporter hat off, Elf Trixie. I’m not sure Frank wants that in the news. |
Elf Trixie | Too late! |
Elf Ulan | I’ll ask him someday. I knit too! XD |
Elf Max | Where do they hold knitting championships? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I dunno. Minnesota maybe. |
Elf Trixie | Minnesota? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, they got a lot of old ladies there…. |
Elf Trixie | Hahaha |
Elf Max | Oh boy….that’s a scream |
Elf Crash Murphy | Really, you guys. Don’t tell him I told you. I’m gonna have to deny it. |
Elf Trixie | He’s going to know Crash |
Elf Max | Wow, ramen and knitting. You guys cover a lot of ground. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Dagnabit. |
Elf Trixie | Hahaha. This is better than Santa’s plans for 2024. |
Elf Ulan | Knitting is great! |
Elf Max | Yeah, we can just have Elf Crash come dish on everyone at the North Pole. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Now you know I won’t do that. |
Elf Max | Why wouldn’t Frank want to talk about this hobby of his? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Probably because he’d get teased about it, like we’re teasing him here. |
Elf Ulan | Elf Crash, did you eat ramen on Christmas Eve? |
Elf Trixie | I’ll admit – I’m surprised. Frank has always seemed to be kind of a burly dude, you know? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’ve eaten ramen on Christmas Eve but I wouldn’t say it is a habit or a tradition. |
Elf Crash Murphy | We started talking about it because Frank was visiting with some family in the USA and went to a Costco where they have all these fancy ramens. |
Elf Crash Murphy | He bought one of everything they had and ate nothing else for like a week. Said he loved it. |
Elf Crash Murphy | I eat ramen not because I like them a ton but because I live alone and I don’t like to cook much. |
Elf Max | Same here. |
Elf Trixie | Yeah, me too |
Elf Crash Murphy | But I guess Frank is a next level ramen eater. |
Elf Ulan | Me too! Lol |
Elf Max | Well, Crash – we’ve all been out of touch for a while. What IS going on for this year so far? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Things are happening Max. There just hasn’t been a lot of stuff shared in the news. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Santa has been spending a lot of time with the workshop teams and he’s only getting to us and the teams from Flight Command now. |
Elf Max | So what have you been working on…besides ramen and knitting? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, I got the Elf Supervisors together and we’re wrapping up points and evals from last year. We’re talking some stuff we can do before Santa gives us plans. |
Elf Max | Ok. Like what? |
Elf Crash Murphy | The Elf Supervisors would like some suggestions from each sector about where to put the Regional Tracking Centers this year. Those scout teams go out soon to start the selection process. |
Elf Max | Oh, that would be cool. |
Elf Crash Murphy | I think it is a great idea as well. |
Elf Max | When do the regional tracking centers have to be ready? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Usually by the end of July. Last year Santa wanted them announced as part of Christmas in July and we did that and it worked out great. |
Elf Max | You think he will want to do that again this year? |
Elf Ulan | I’m curious about where they put the tracking center! |
Elf Crash Murphy | I have no idea, because we haven’t talked about it. That’s why the Elf Supervisors have held off on asking for suggestions. |
Elf Crash Murphy | We want more input from trackers on this . |
Elf Max | that’s honestly way cool. I hope you tell Santa that. |
Elf Crash Murphy | It’s on my list. |
Elf Max | What else is on your list? |
Elf Crash Murphy | What SHOULD be on my list? |
Elf Max | A bigger server for the website. |
Elf Crash Murphy | That is on my list! |
Elf Trixie | Do you really think Santa will want a lot of new or different things this year? |
Elf Crash Murphy | No, Trixie. I don’t know what he’s thinking, honestly. I’ve seen him exactly twice since Christmas. |
Elf Crash Murphy | He was really happy with how last year turned out. I think if he had huge concerns we would have met already. |
Elf Ulan | Do you think Santa will replace the elves with another department thus year? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I don’t think so. We made a lot of changes last year and I think Santa wants to keep things fairly static for a while, Elf Ulan |
Elf Crash Murphy | I hope he won’t fire me. |
Elf Trixie | Awwwww…. |
Elf Max | Why would he do that? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’m still a rookie at this whole director thing. |
Elf Max | I think you’re doing great. |
Elf Trixie | Yes, you did an AWESOME job last year. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Thanks you guys. I was worried I was going to have to take up knitting. |
Elf Max | LOL |
Elf Ulan | Thank you, Elf Crash. All of the elves at the North Pole are very important for Santa! |
Elf Trixie | So when do you meet up with Santa? |
Elf Crash Murphy | February 29th. |
Elf Max | Oh, that’s about two weeks away still. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, very late. Santa is moving at a different pace this year. |
Elf Trixie | So is Mrs. Claus. |
Elf Max | Really, Trixie? |
Elf Trixie | Really. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Mrs. Claus is having fun. Santa is giving her a break. She worked very hard last year. |
Elf Trixie | Yes, night and day difference this year versus last year. |
Elf Max | Do you meet with Mrs. Claus? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I did a lot last year because Santa was gone. But now…no. She’s occupied with other stuff. Trixie could tell us what’s she’s doing. But she’s not meeting with me. |
Elf Trixie | It’s true. She’s leaving all the reviews and meetings to Santa. So far Mrs. Claus is really focused on the North Pole this year. |
Elf Ulan | Elf Trixie, do you know what Santa gave to Mrs. Claus for a Valentine? |
Elf Trixie | No Elf Ulan, I don’t. Santa took her away somewhere and they were gone for TWO days. |
Elf Crash Murphy | That doesn’t surprise me. |
Elf Max | What do you mean, Crash? |
Elf Ulan | Oh, so they had a wonderful time! XD |
Elf Crash Murphy | Santa and Mrs. Claus are crazy about each other. |
Elf Trixie | Yes, this is true |
Elf Max | So Santa gave Mrs. Claus a romantic getaway for Valentine’s Day? |
Elf Trixie | Yes, I think it is safe to say that. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, that’s nice. |
Elf Max | Crash…dare I ask how your Valentine’s Day was? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Ramen. |
Elf Trixie | Hahaha! |
Elf Max | Is that bad? |
Elf Ulan | Ramen? To who? |
Elf Crash Murphy | No. Just another day. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Ramen just to me. |
Elf Trixie | You’re an elf after my own heart. |
Elf Max | My Valentine’s Day was Pop Tarts. |
Elf Trixie | Hahaha. |
Elf Max | Crash, we’re out of time for today. But can we do this chat again…maybe after you talk to Santa? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, that’s a good idea. Maybe we can get Frank to come on to tell us how he did at the championships. |
Elf Max | Hahaha – that would be great too. Thanks for being with us today and again, sorry about the mix up on the schedule. |
Elf Ulan | Yeah, let’s do that! |
Elf Crash Murphy | No worries, Max. You’ve been a busy elf. The website is looking awesome. |
Elf Trixie | It really is, Max. I love it! |
Elf Max | Thank you. I’ll touch base with you on a date to do this again. |
Elf Ulan | I love it too! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Okay. Bye everybody! |
Elf Trixie | Bye Crash! |
Elf Ulan | Thank you, Elf Crash! |
Elf Max | Bye Crash. Thanks everyone for being here today! |
Elf Ulan | Thank you Elf Max! |
Elf Trixie | Thanks Elf Ulan and Elf Max! |
Elf Ulan | Thank you Elf Trixie! |
Elf Community Upgrades Begin
The first in a series of Elf Community upgrades is in progress. As you login you might notice some new features while other regular site offerings are suspended.
The following are features not currently operational that will return very soon:
– Elf University
– Tracker Reports
– Elf Jobs
– Tracker Elf Registration
– Elf Points Summaries (points building has returned and is being renewed)
– Sector News Pages
The Elf Community software has been upgraded and these new features are now active:
- All new Elf Wall
- All new Elf Groups
- All new Elf Events
- New profile features and upgrades
- New messaging system
- New friends and followers features
- New News Page
- New Podcast Page
- New emojis and elf role icons
Our desire right now is to continue working while the Elf Community is open. We have spent the past two days working to get to this point, but we know a lot of work remains to be done.
We encourage you to help with this project doing the following:
- Update your profile. There are many new items not previously available.
- Update your avatar. (Many have lost the avatar they were using)
- Update your profile cover image to something Christmasy.
- Try everything. Tell us what works and what doesn’t for you.
- Ask questions.
We greatly depend upon your feedback to test everything out as we go along. Don’t be shy in posting on the Elf Wall or sending me a message.
Thank you!
Take our 2023 Survey
My Fellow Trackers of Santa,
Thank you and Merry Christmas! Santa’s record-breaking ride in 2023 came as a result of a lot of work.
Much of that work came from you, the unseen and unheard-from heroes of Operation Merry Christmas.
North Pole Flight Command took in over 30 million reports from trackers in the past year, which represents billions of tiny bits of information fed to Santa so that he could move more efficiently and safely on Christmas Eve.
In setting a new record this year Santa gave credit to his trackers first.
Ahead of the Sleigh Designers, ahead of the reindeer, ahead of anything and everything else. I want you to know that.
I also want you to know that you hung with us despite some problems we had.
We will get together next week to begin sorting through everything that went right, everything that went wrong, and just what we can do better in our efforts ahead.
To that end, I’m posting a survey we would like you to take.
We want to know not only about your tracking experience but also your ideas for doing better going forward.
I look forward to your candid responses to this survey.
I want to especially give a tip of the elf hat to Elf Max, who likely hasn’t had any kind of sleep for more than a week. That guy not only pulled out all the stops in supporting SantaTrackers.net but he worked tirelessly behind the scenes with issues at SantaUpdate.com. And I know he has lots of ideas for the work going forward too.
I also want to thank you for all the personal things left for me this Christmas. So many of you made sure there were cookies and eggnog and candy canes and other treats marked for me, just as you do for Santa.
That touches me like you would not believe and I’m grateful you would remember me. I’m overwhelmed by it all (and I don’t know how Santa eats all those cookies). Thank you as well for remembering MY reindeer, too. They, like me, were so surprised by your kindness.
I’m excited already for next year and can’t wait to track Santa for Santa again.
Time to Stand Down Sector 5
Trackers in Sector 5 – I know Santa’s not even touched our sector yet but Flight Command just sent the word that we can start to stand down. This will vary – those in the east are nearing bed time, while those way out west in Hawaii and Tahiti are going to be up for a while.
For those out west, we’re not anticipating any needs, so your judgment is best for when you need to stand down. Santa just requests that you don’t stay up too late tonight!
Thank you all for an outstanding year!
Merry Christmas!
Sector 4 Can Stand Down Now
Friends in Sector 4 – the official word has come: it’s time for us to call it a year. The stand down order is in.
Fortunately, our work in the preseason make it so we didn’t have much to do today. It was fun just watching Santa cross the world.
Thank you for your many efforts this year!
Merry Christmas!