Ok, Elves. After discussions with Elf Roger Star we have determined that the best plan is to get all roof reports in Sector 3 completed by the end of the month. This is for all roofs in all areas of Sector 3. This goes out to all elves everywhere in Europe and Africa. This is... Read more
Howdy Elves in Sector 5, I am pleased to report that Sector 5's regional tracking center in St. Nicholas, Minnesota is now fully operational. We're open for business completely. Our thanks to the crack crew of elves from Flight Command and Santa's Workshop for getting us up and running. All things considered, we feel like... Read more
Hi Sector 2 - we're going to piggy-back on the call for chimney inspections in Sector 3 by asking all elves in any northern area of Sector 2 to do the same. Elf Roger and Elf Seymour reached out to me after talking with Sector 3 and encouraged us to do the same. If you... Read more
Hello my fellow Elves! A lot of people forget that Greenland is a part of Sector 4. That is largely because there are very few people who actually live in Greenland. It's kind of a unique place. But it is a critical part of Santa's flight. He has to go there and it is fraught,... Read more
Hi Elves! Elf Seymour Snow in the Weather Department at North Pole Flight Command just shared the weather forecast for Northern and Eastern Europe through the end of October. They are predicting cold and unsettled weather. After conferring with Elf Roger Star, we have determined to push up chimney inspections in those areas. We want... Read more
Hello Elves of Sector 2, Russia is a very big country, the largest in our sector by physical size. It also has a lot of people. We need more elves in Russia. A LOT more elves. I'm asking all elves in Sector 2 to please reach out to your friends in Russia and to recruit... Read more
As the calendar has flipped from August to September we are seeing a spike in new recruits and tracker elf reports via SantaTrackers.net. Freelance elves outnumber new North Pole Elf recruits by 10 to 1, a number that Elf Crash Murphy says is not surprising. "We always want more elves joining us a SantaTrackers.net, but... Read more
North Pole Flight Command today held a meeting to discuss the next few weeks of test flights for Santa's sleigh. The test flights are transitioning to a new field of action and are in the process of heading east. We also expect an announcement about a transition for the North Pole Navy. The fleet has... Read more
As you know we found out about the rumor of the reindeer coming back to the north pole as I said in the news video I posted about 20 or 28 days ago, and we found out at Santa Update that they we're coming back to the north pole in the radio news yesterday which... Read more
Greetings elves of Sector 5, As we continue to work here at North Pole Flight Command (without a Regional Tracking Center to our name), I've been asked to put forth a special request. Test flight planners are looking for forecasted bad weather within Sector 5 around the middle of September. I know it might be... Read more
Yesterday I shared with you some very big numbers. Today, sadly, I'm going to share something just the opposite - a very small number. One of the things we measure is something we call Elf Engagement. It is a number that estimates how many of our active elves - both North Pole elves and Freelance... Read more
Hello Fellow Elves! Santa, Elf Crash Murphy and Elf Roger Star met with the Accounting Department last week to discuss a report I sent them some time ago. Based on our discussions in that meeting, I have been charged with sharing with you via SantaTrackers.net some important numbers. Numbers are a very important part of... Read more
