Chat with Elf Crash Murphy

Elf Crash Murphy came to Elf Chat today, despite a mix up in the scheduled times. He was supposed to talk about plans for tracking Santa in 2024 but he admitted that he has yet to meet with Santa this year and does not yet have a lot of specific information.

But there are things going on that he was able to update us about. Here is a transcript of that lively conversation:

Elf Crash MurphyHowdy
Elf MaxHi Crash. I apologize. I messed up the time of the chat today
Elf Crash MurphyYa did? I am I here at the wrong time?
Elf MaxYes, we’re an hour late.
Elf MaxI posted it for 9am EST but told you 10am
Elf Crash MurphyWell good golly. I’m not sure I could have been there that early! This is early enough
Elf UlanHello! XD
Elf TrixieI didn’t even look at the time, I just assumed it would be 10am
Elf MaxThat’s what I did too
Elf Crash MurphyWell there’s 4 of us here. We can talk anyway
Elf MaxHi Elf Ulan. I’m so sorry!
Elf Crash MurphyI just looked at that events thing and I’m not sure I’m ready to talk about Santa’s plans this year anyway
Elf TrixieYou don’t know Santa’s plans either?
Elf UlanNo problem! Please don’t be sorry, Elf Max. I’m here, lol
Elf Crash MurphyNot yet, no. Well, not exactly I should say. I know we’re flying.
Elf MaxYou haven’t met with Santa?
Elf Crash MurphyNo, he’s taking his sweet time of things. I think it is another week until my appointment with him.
Elf TrixieThat’s the story with everyone. I think Santa is making up for time he missed last year
Elf MaxSo you have heard this too, Trixie?
Elf TrixieYes! That’s kind of why I came today. I’m snooping around for some answers
Elf Crash MurphyHahaha. You won’t get much from me!
Elf MaxThen what are we going to talk about, Elf Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyI dunno.
Elf TrixieHahaha
Elf MaxI thought we would have a new podcast from you and Elf Frank by now.
Elf Crash MurphyWell, funny story about that.
Elf UlanTell us!
Elf Crash MurphyWe sat down, had a list of questions and stuff, and started talking
Elf Crash MurphyAnd we got into about a 25 minute discussion about ramen.
Elf UlanLol
Elf TrixieRamen? You mean…noodles?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, and we realized it was a weird tangent and decided to scrap the whole recording
Elf Crash MurphyThen Frank got laryngitis and lost his voice and we put it off until he got better
Elf MaxOh, I’m sorry to hear he got sick
Elf Crash MurphyHe’s better now but he’s been off at some knitting championship or something
Elf TrixieKnitting?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, that’s a thing he does
Elf MaxI didn’t know they had championships for that
Elf TrixieKnitting?!!!
Elf Crash MurphyI know. Frank is a deep guy….
Elf MaxWe need to schedule another chat with him!
Elf UlanWhat did he knit?
Elf Crash MurphyHe’s going to kill me for sharing that….
Elf Crash MurphyYou know what, Elf Ulan? He’s never shown me anything that he works on. I don’t know what he makes.
Elf UlanNice! Interesting!
Elf TrixieThere’s a story here….
Elf Crash MurphyOh boy…put your reporter hat off, Elf Trixie. I’m not sure Frank wants that in the news.
Elf TrixieToo late!
Elf UlanI’ll ask him someday. I knit too! XD
Elf MaxWhere do they hold knitting championships?
Elf Crash MurphyI dunno. Minnesota maybe.
Elf TrixieMinnesota?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, they got a lot of old ladies there….
Elf TrixieHahaha
Elf MaxOh boy….that’s a scream
Elf Crash MurphyReally, you guys. Don’t tell him I told you. I’m gonna have to deny it.
Elf TrixieHe’s going to know Crash
Elf MaxWow, ramen and knitting. You guys cover a lot of ground.
Elf Crash MurphyDagnabit.
Elf TrixieHahaha. This is better than Santa’s plans for 2024.
Elf UlanKnitting is great!
Elf MaxYeah, we can just have Elf Crash come dish on everyone at the North Pole.
Elf Crash MurphyNow you know I won’t do that.
Elf MaxWhy wouldn’t Frank want to talk about this hobby of his?
Elf Crash MurphyProbably because he’d get teased about it, like we’re teasing him here.
Elf UlanElf Crash, did you eat ramen on Christmas Eve?
Elf TrixieI’ll admit – I’m surprised. Frank has always seemed to be kind of a burly dude, you know?
Elf Crash MurphyI’ve eaten ramen on Christmas Eve but I wouldn’t say it is a habit or a tradition.
Elf Crash MurphyWe started talking about it because Frank was visiting with some family in the USA and went to a Costco where they have all these fancy ramens.
Elf Crash MurphyHe bought one of everything they had and ate nothing else for like a week. Said he loved it.
Elf Crash MurphyI eat ramen not because I like them a ton but because I live alone and I don’t like to cook much.
Elf MaxSame here.
Elf TrixieYeah, me too
Elf Crash MurphyBut I guess Frank is a next level ramen eater.
Elf UlanMe too! Lol
Elf MaxWell, Crash – we’ve all been out of touch for a while. What IS going on for this year so far?
Elf Crash MurphyThings are happening Max. There just hasn’t been a lot of stuff shared in the news.
Elf Crash MurphySanta has been spending a lot of time with the workshop teams and he’s only getting to us and the teams from Flight Command now.
Elf MaxSo what have you been working on…besides ramen and knitting?
Elf Crash MurphyWell, I got the Elf Supervisors together and we’re wrapping up points and evals from last year. We’re talking some stuff we can do before Santa gives us plans.
Elf MaxOk. Like what?
Elf Crash MurphyThe Elf Supervisors would like some suggestions from each sector about where to put the Regional Tracking Centers this year. Those scout teams go out soon to start the selection process.
Elf MaxOh, that would be cool.
Elf Crash MurphyI think it is a great idea as well.
Elf MaxWhen do the regional tracking centers have to be ready?
Elf Crash MurphyUsually by the end of July. Last year Santa wanted them announced as part of Christmas in July and we did that and it worked out great.
Elf MaxYou think he will want to do that again this year?
Elf UlanI’m curious about where they put the tracking center!
Elf Crash MurphyI have no idea, because we haven’t talked about it. That’s why the Elf Supervisors have held off on asking for suggestions.
Elf Crash MurphyWe want more input from trackers on this .
Elf Maxthat’s honestly way cool. I hope you tell Santa that.
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s on my list.
Elf MaxWhat else is on your list?
Elf Crash MurphyWhat SHOULD be on my list?
Elf MaxA bigger server for the website.
Elf Crash MurphyThat is on my list!
Elf TrixieDo you really think Santa will want a lot of new or different things this year?
Elf Crash MurphyNo, Trixie. I don’t know what he’s thinking, honestly. I’ve seen him exactly twice since Christmas.
Elf Crash MurphyHe was really happy with how last year turned out. I think if he had huge concerns we would have met already.
Elf UlanDo you think Santa will replace the elves with another department thus year?
Elf Crash MurphyI don’t think so. We made a lot of changes last year and I think Santa wants to keep things fairly static for a while, Elf Ulan
Elf Crash MurphyI hope he won’t fire me.
Elf TrixieAwwwww….
Elf MaxWhy would he do that?
Elf Crash MurphyI’m still a rookie at this whole director thing.
Elf MaxI think you’re doing great.
Elf TrixieYes, you did an AWESOME job last year.
Elf Crash MurphyThanks you guys. I was worried I was going to have to take up knitting.
Elf MaxLOL
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash. All of the elves at the North Pole are very important for Santa!
Elf TrixieSo when do you meet up with Santa?
Elf Crash MurphyFebruary 29th.
Elf MaxOh, that’s about two weeks away still.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, very late. Santa is moving at a different pace this year.
Elf TrixieSo is Mrs. Claus.
Elf MaxReally, Trixie?
Elf TrixieReally.
Elf Crash MurphyMrs. Claus is having fun. Santa is giving her a break. She worked very hard last year.
Elf TrixieYes, night and day difference this year versus last year.
Elf MaxDo you meet with Mrs. Claus?
Elf Crash MurphyI did a lot last year because Santa was gone. But now…no. She’s occupied with other stuff. Trixie could tell us what’s she’s doing. But she’s not meeting with me.
Elf TrixieIt’s true. She’s leaving all the reviews and meetings to Santa. So far Mrs. Claus is really focused on the North Pole this year.
Elf UlanElf Trixie, do you know what Santa gave to Mrs. Claus for a Valentine?
Elf TrixieNo Elf Ulan, I don’t. Santa took her away somewhere and they were gone for TWO days.
Elf Crash MurphyThat doesn’t surprise me.
Elf MaxWhat do you mean, Crash?
Elf UlanOh, so they had a wonderful time! XD
Elf Crash MurphySanta and Mrs. Claus are crazy about each other.
Elf TrixieYes, this is true
Elf MaxSo Santa gave Mrs. Claus a romantic getaway for Valentine’s Day?
Elf TrixieYes, I think it is safe to say that.
Elf Crash MurphyWell, that’s nice.
Elf MaxCrash…dare I ask how your Valentine’s Day was?
Elf Crash MurphyRamen.
Elf TrixieHahaha!
Elf MaxIs that bad?
Elf UlanRamen? To who?
Elf Crash MurphyNo. Just another day.
Elf Crash MurphyRamen just to me.
Elf TrixieYou’re an elf after my own heart.
Elf MaxMy Valentine’s Day was Pop Tarts.
Elf TrixieHahaha.
Elf MaxCrash, we’re out of time for today. But can we do this chat again…maybe after you talk to Santa?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, that’s a good idea. Maybe we can get Frank to come on to tell us how he did at the championships.
Elf MaxHahaha – that would be great too. Thanks for being with us today and again, sorry about the mix up on the schedule.
Elf UlanYeah, let’s do that!
Elf Crash MurphyNo worries, Max. You’ve been a busy elf. The website is looking awesome.
Elf TrixieIt really is, Max. I love it!
Elf MaxThank you. I’ll touch base with you on a date to do this again.
Elf UlanI love it too!
Elf Crash MurphyOkay. Bye everybody!
Elf TrixieBye Crash!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash!
Elf MaxBye Crash. Thanks everyone for being here today!
Elf UlanThank you Elf Max!
Elf TrixieThanks Elf Ulan and Elf Max!
Elf UlanThank you Elf Trixie!

Membership Update

Here’s a little reminder that Membership routines continue even as Elf Max revamps the website.

We are at the time of the month where we give a cleaning to our membership roles, meaning those accounts who have not logged in for 90 days get deleted. This practice, while frustrating for some elves, is necessary to keep the most serious elves among us. So, as we frequently experience at this time of the year, you will see our numbers dwindle before they expand.

When will we open the gates of registration again for new elves? That is a topic of much discussion among elf leadership. Even Santa is weighing in on it. I have no news at this time to share but as soon as I do, I will let you know.

As always, we encourage every elf to have a complete elf profile. Elf Max assures me that the work is done on the new set up for profiles. He made an adjustment to elf names, leaving just one field to set up or edit in your profile. Where it says first name, just put in “Elf” and whatever your elf name is. You can look at my profile as an example. It says simply “Elf Moe”. That’s how we want every profile to look.

We remind you that you need a “cover” image and an “avatar”. There are many examples of elves who have done this correctly. I believe the new elf profile interface makes it clear and easy to do this. But if you need help, just let one of us know and we’ll assist.

We strongly encourage ALL active elves to update their profile with the new set up and freshen up the look you have for yourself.

Finally, as you work to get your profile the way you want it be sure to look at the little images to the right of your name. We want to get those right for every elf as well. If you are missing the red check of a verified elf or other designation please let me or Max know. Those images are pretty cool – if you hover your cursor over them a little text box pops up to explain what the image means. We want that for every everyone, so let us know what you’re missing and we’ll get it working.

While we anticipate a lot of adjustments to the website still in the coming weeks we anticipate more bugs and fixes. Please do not be shy in testing things out and sharing what you find. We want to fix everything and make it better and we believe it is going to take the efforts of everyone to get it right.

Thanks!

 

Elf Community Upgrades Begin

The first in a series of Elf Community upgrades is in progress. As you login you might notice some new features while other regular site offerings are suspended.

The following are features not currently operational that will return very soon:

– Elf University
– Tracker Reports
– Elf Jobs
– Tracker Elf Registration
– Elf Points Summaries (points building has returned and is being renewed)
– Sector News Pages

The Elf Community software has been upgraded and these new features are now active:

  • All new Elf Wall
  • All new Elf Groups
  • All new Elf Events
  • New profile features and upgrades
  • New messaging system
  • New friends and followers features
  • New News Page
  • New Podcast Page
  • New emojis and elf role icons

Our desire right now is to continue working while the Elf Community is open. We have spent the past two days working to get to this point, but we know a lot of work remains to be done.

We encourage you to help with this project doing the following:

  1. Update your profile. There are many new items not previously available.
  2. Update your avatar. (Many have lost the avatar they were using)
  3. Update your profile cover image to something Christmasy.
  4. Try everything. Tell us what works and what doesn’t for you.
  5. Ask questions.

We greatly depend upon your feedback to test everything out as we go along. Don’t be shy in posting on the Elf Wall or sending me a message.

Thank you!

Site Upgrades Starting Soon

Some necessary site changes are underway. You may see some downtime in site access over the course of the next three to four weeks as a result.

There will be many changes, so be patient as we work to roll them out. We will try to post updates about our progress on the changes and what it will mean to the Santa tracking effort going forward.

The site team is working though many suggestions, as well as testing new functionality. It is likely that the look of the site will be upgraded as well.

We appreciate your patience as we work through these issues.

Take our 2023 Survey

My Fellow Trackers of Santa,

Thank you and Merry Christmas! Santa’s record-breaking ride in 2023 came as a result of a lot of work.

Much of that work came from you, the unseen and unheard-from heroes of Operation Merry Christmas.

North Pole Flight Command took in over 30 million reports from trackers in the past year, which represents billions of tiny bits of information fed to Santa so that he could move more efficiently and safely on Christmas Eve.

In setting a new record this year Santa gave credit to his trackers first.

Ahead of the Sleigh Designers, ahead of the reindeer, ahead of anything and everything else. I want you to know that.

I also want you to know that you hung with us despite some problems we had.

We will get together next week to begin sorting through everything that went right, everything that went wrong, and just what we can do better in our efforts ahead.

To that end, I’m posting a survey we would like you to take.

We want to know not only about your tracking experience but also your ideas for doing better going forward.

I look forward to your candid responses to this survey.

I want to especially give a tip of the elf hat to Elf Max, who likely hasn’t had any kind of sleep for more than a week. That guy not only pulled out all the stops in supporting SantaTrackers.net but he worked tirelessly behind the scenes with issues at SantaUpdate.com. And I know he has lots of ideas for the work going forward too.

I also want to thank you for all the personal things left for me this Christmas. So many of you made sure there were cookies and eggnog and candy canes and other treats marked for me, just as you do for Santa.

That touches me like you would not believe and I’m grateful you would remember me. I’m overwhelmed by it all (and I don’t know how Santa eats all those cookies). Thank you as well for remembering MY reindeer, too. They, like me, were so surprised by your kindness.

I’m excited already for next year and can’t wait to track Santa for Santa again.

Time to Stand Down Sector 5

Trackers in Sector 5 – I know Santa’s not even touched our sector yet but Flight Command just sent the word that we can start to stand down. This will vary – those in the east are nearing bed time, while those way out west in Hawaii and Tahiti are going to be up for a while.

For those out west, we’re not anticipating any needs, so your judgment is best for when you need to stand down. Santa just requests that you don’t stay up too late tonight!

Thank you all for an outstanding year!

Merry Christmas!

Sector 4 Can Stand Down Now

Friends in Sector 4 – the official word has come: it’s time for us to call it a year. The stand down order is in.

Fortunately, our work in the preseason make it so we didn’t have much to do today. It was fun just watching Santa cross the world.

Thank you for your many efforts this year!

Merry Christmas!

Santa Wants a Weather Update

Elves,

Are you watching this? Santa has these sudden bursts of speed – he literally tore through Australia in under an hour. Amazing!

The word I’m getting is that he is totally focused on breaking this speed record this year. He’s going to go through our sector just as fast. He’s moving like crazy!

Let’s help him out by sending him the most current weather forecast you can find. Get screen shots, take pictures – do whatever you have to do to get him the latest from your area.

Here’s the report:

If you do not know or remember your sector, please see this link
Check all that apply

Standing Down in Sector 3

Trackers,

As the bedtime advisories pile up so do the orders to stand down in Sector 3. It appears our work for this year is over as Santa is advising us to call it a night.

Merry Christmas, elves and THANK YOU for your merry efforts.

Stand Down in Sector 2 Beginning

The first of our stand down orders in Sector 2 are coming in.

All trackers in Asia and the Middle East are advised to “stand down” – that is, stop sending in reports – as the bedtime advisories closest to you are posted at NorthPoleFlightCommand.com.

That means our work in Sector 2 is coming to an end for this year.

Thank you and Merry Christmas!

Stand Down Coming for Sector 1

Trackers it’s been a long but fun day. But as always it comes to an end and word is starting to come down from Flight Command for trackers in our sector to Stand Down.

As you hear or read of the bedtime advisories via North Pole Flight Command or Kringle Radio for your area you will be considered “logged out” for the day.

Thank you for your service. It appears, so far, that Santa’s flight in our sector has been successful. This can only happen with your help. Good work!

Merry Christmas!

Air Traffic Report Needed

Elves of Sector 2, North Pole Flight Command has requested an air traffic report for all areas of our sector. Please supply the information requested below if you can:

Just look out the window and look up!
Check all that apply
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