Heavy Weather Flights to Be Tested

Hey gang – I just received word that Sector 5 will soon be the location for the first heavy weather test flights of Santa’s sleigh. We believe these test flights will begin in about 10 days to 2 weeks.

That gives us more time to recruit weather tracking elves in our sector.

Of particular focus will be the American Southwest, where seasonal monsoonal moisture typically arrives in early August each year. Additionally, far Northern Canada above the Arctic Circle will also be the scene for test flights focused on cold and frosty conditions.

We may even see some test flights centered over the North Atlantic and, later during the month of September, over the Gulf of Mexico as hurricane season arrives.

These diverse locations will require the time and reporting skill of weather tracker elves. Please let me know if you are interest.

Sleighs Launch Over Sector 4

The Santa Tracking Map is now live as the first test flights of Santa’s sleigh are now underway over the skies of Sector 4.

These first flights are very preliminary. Test Pilots are performing light maneuvers to test the capabilities of the sleigh. Altitudes are fairly low and speeds are not aggressive. These first flights are for measuring data and sharing information with other pilots. All 12 sleighs are in the air.

For the next several days these sleighs will be kept over the inland skies of South America. We do not yet know what the flight schedule will be for the next few weeks but we may know that by Friday of this week.

At this time, we do not need tracker elf reports. However, we expect this to change perhaps by the weekend.

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Tracking Map to Go Live Soon

Attention elves of Sector 4! The Santa Tracking Map goes live tomorrow and starting then you can track the progress of the test flights of Santa’s sleigh.

Please note that we will need a few days before we start requesting information from you. It all begins here in Sector 4. We’ve been up and running for a few months, so they are starting flights here. Also, it is winter in many parts of our sector and that’s great for test flying sleighs.

There are 12 prototype sleighs here now. They are, with the reindeer, based for the moment at one of Santa’s reindeer ranches. That is in Argentina. But they will not be based there long.

In fact, by the time all the other sectors are set-up and ready, there will be a “base” in each one. For the first several weeks the reindeer will train together but in time there may be test flights going on in more than one sector at a time.

The season of test flying Santa’s sleigh is a long one. In fact, it goes right up until just a few hours before Santa’s launch in most year. We expect this year to be no different.

What WILL be different is that we will be collecting local information from you, our tracker elf team, for months ahead of Santa’s actual flight. That means we need you paying attention and ready to report as the needs arise.

This is an exciting time and we’re glad you’re here for the ride with us!

New Elves Will Wait

In Elf Chat today Elf Crash Murphy announced that Elf Roger Star will outline more changes this week that will affect newly signed-on elves at SantaTrackers.net.

According to Crash new elves will have to work in a freelance capacity for at least 90 days and will be required to have their elf supervisor endorsement before being allowed to join the elf community as a North Pole Tracker Elf tracking Santa for Santa. Crash said the idea originated with Elf Moe, who expressed frustrations with recent elf recruits.

Today’s chat was full of information and seemed to have a little more serious tone:

Elf ErnestHello everyone
Elf ErnestChat today will begin at the top of the hour, or whenever Elf Crash gets here
Elf weather trackerHi Elf Ernest
Elf MaxHi Elf Weather Tracker
Elf MaxHi Elf Ernest
Elf MaxIsn’t*t a bit strange for you to be hosting chat here instead of at SantaUpdate?
Elf ErnestYes, it is.
Elf ErnestBut Elf Roger asked me to pinch hit for him today because he’s involved in some Christmas-in-July thing
Elf MaxAh, I see. So you’re hosting the chat…no announcements?
Elf ErnestRight, I’m just facilitating
Elf ErnestBut I think Crash will be breaking some news today
Elf MaxOh? That’s interesting.
Elf weather trackerHi Elf Ulan
Elf ErnestHe’s been in a lot of meetings. His tracker work is keeping him very busy
Elf MaxI’m all ears
Elf Crash MurphyHi everyone!
Elf weather trackerHi Crash
Elf ErnestCrash! You are a little early
Elf Crash MurphyI could leave if you want
Elf ErnestNo no no
Elf ErnestIt’s all good!
Elf Crash MurphyDid I see Elf Ulan here?
Elf Crash MurphyI love her. She’s so NICE
Elf Crash MurphyHi Elf Weather Tracker!
Elf Crash MurphyHey Max
Elf MaxHi Crash
Elf Crash MurphyMax, are you going to ask me about Crusader’s podcast again?
Elf MaxConsider yourself asked
Elf Crash MurphyI promise I will get in studio
Elf MaxWhen?
Elf Crash MurphyWhen Frank pushes me in there
Elf weather trackerHi Elf Radar
Elf MaxHahaha – ok, I’ll let him know
Elf ErnestFolks, welcome to today’s Elf Chat
Elf ErnestWe have Elf Crash Murphy here today and you know him as a radio voice
Elf ErnestAnd as the Ultimate Santa Tracker
Elf ErnestHe follows Santa every Christmas Eve around the world in his own sleigh
Elf ErnestAnd he reports the news
Elf ErnestIn fact, you can hear a re-broadcast of last years Tracking Santa show on Kringle Radio right now
Elf ErnestBut Crash is here today as a leader in the tracker elf community
Elf ErnestHe officially represents Elf Roger Star today
Elf ErnestAnd Crash, I hear you have news to share?
Elf Crash MurphyI do.
Elf UlanHi Elf Crash! Thank you so much! Me too!
Elf Crash MurphyRoger will be posting or making some kind of announcement this week
Elf Crash MurphyBut he told me to share a little bit of it with you guys here today
Elf Crash MurphyThere are some changes coming to how new elves become new elves here on SantaTrackers.net
Elf Crash MurphyThey are working out the details, but basically a new elf must seve
Elf Crash Murphyserve, that is
Elf Crash Murphyas a freelance elf for 90 days before they can become a North Pole elf
Elf UlanHi elf Weather Tracker!
Elf Crash MurphyAnd participate here on SantaTrackers.net with all of you
Elf MaxWhoa
Elf ErnestThat’s a very interesting development. Why is this happening?
Elf Crash MurphyIt is all about elf quality, as I understand it.
Elf Crash MurphyThey want a new elf to get a little reporting experience and gain the endorsement of their elf supervisor before they will be allowed to join here
Elf MaxWhat does this exactly mean, Crash?
Elf weather trackerI think that is a great idea
Elf Crash MurphyIt means the rush of new elves we see in the fall months of October thru December are a thing of the past
Elf Crash MurphyElf Moe came up with this.
Elf Crash MurphyHe’s been really troubled by some problems with new elves of late and this was his solution
Elf Crash MurphyIt bears Santa’s approval. It’s happening
Elf MaxWow
Elf ErnestSo…the elf supervisor has to approve a freelance elf becoming a North Pole elf?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, the elf supervisors are becoming a bigger and bigger part of things here
Elf MaxHow do they have time to do that?
Elf Crash MurphyWell, if a new freelance elf signs up Monday, as the test flights begin, they have 90 days or until the end of October to get in the good graces of their supervisor
Elf Crash MurphySo a new elf starting Monday could be a North Pole Elf by the time Santa flies
Elf MaxWhat if they sign up in November and want to be a North Pole elf?
Elf Crash MurphyThey have to wait 90 days.
Elf ErnestSo it wouldn’t happen for them before Christmas?
Elf Crash MurphyNope, not a chance
Elf MaxWhoa again
Elf ErnestI’m with Weather Tracker. This is a really good idea
Elf Crash MurphyYes, I think so too. It puts the focus right where Santa wants it – on the quality of reports
Elf MaxThat’s some really big news. Why wait to announce it?
Elf Crash MurphyThere are some changes to the sign up and registration process we need to get taken care of.
Elf Crash MurphyBut Elf Roger wanted our North Pole elves to know about it before hand, just because
Elf ErnestOk. Got it
Elf ErnestAny other news?
Elf Crash MurphyUm…I’m going to the Eggnog Chug in about an hour.
Elf ErnestHahaha. Me too!
Elf ErnestOk, elves. Questions for Crash?
Elf MaxCrash, I think this means we’re going to have a lot fewer elves here this Christmas.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Max.
Elf weather trackerWill I be helping with the test flight
Elf MaxDo we have enough elves to get the reports they want this year?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Max. Santa is okay with it
Elf Crash MurphyElf Weather Tracker, let’s talk about those test flights
Elf weather trackerOk
Elf Crash MurphySectors 5 and 1 were two of the last to announce and they are both scrambling to get set up
Elf Crash MurphySo I’m not sure, but I don’t think it will be next week for them anyway
Elf Crash MurphyI think the test flights will concentrate on Sector 4 for at least a week. After that, I don’t know
Elf Crash MurphyWatch for announcements from Elf Pinky for your sector
Elf UlanDo we need to send some reports for the test flight?
Elf ErnestIs the map going to be live, Crash?
Elf weather trackerOk thank you Crash
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan, yes, pay attention because your elf supervisor could ask for reports at any time
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Ernest, my sources in Flight Command tell me the map should be active Monday or Tuesday
Elf UlanOkay, I’ll!
Elf MaxOh boy. A lot of news here today in this chat
Elf ErnestWill the Elf Supervisors just start posting?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, they will. In fact, Elf Tubby wanted to post today but Roger told him not til Monday
Elf ErnestWill there be radio coverage of the launch of the test flight?
Elf Crash MurphyNo. There will be FLIGHTS. Plural. There are 12 prototype sleighs and they all have a different schedule. Too much to cover on the radio. We’re not ready yet in radio-land for that kind of reporting.
elf radarWhat kind of response time will we have on our reports when they are requested?  I mean our regular reports for Christmas, not those involving test flights.
Elf ErnestOk, so you’ll be staying at the North Pole during the test flight period?
Elf Crash MurphyThe response time? What do you mean, Elf Radar?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, I’ll be at the North Pole for at least a few weeks. After that, we’ll see.
Elf ErnestDo we know how heavy of a flight schedule the test flights will have?
elf radarHow long will we have to respond to these reports so they can be used.
Elf Crash MurphyI’m told it will be around the clock from the get go.
Elf Crash MurphyOh, I see what you’re saying. I don’t know the answer to that. Maybe once we get started we can get one of the elf supervisors into a chat to respond to that.
Elf MaxThere’s kind of a new feeling to all this this year
elf radarok. Thank you.
Elf ErnestI think that’s what Santa wanted, Max
Elf Crash MurphyI agree Maxy.
Elf UlanDoes each sector will start the test flight with different test reindeer at the same time?
Elf Crash MurphyTracking feels more…serious in some way.
Elf Crash MurphyI don’t know, Elf Ulan. We really don’t know or get much information about the test flight reindeer. I’ll see if I can find that out.
Elf ErnestCrash, with 12 sleighs…how many test flight reindeer are there?
Elf Crash MurphyI don’t know yet about this year, but last year at the peak we had more than 6000 test flight reindeer
Elf MaxThat’s a lot of reindeer feed!
Elf UlanOkay, than you!
Elf Crash MurphyYes, the Reindeer Operations Department has a bigger job than most people know
Elf ErnestCrash, do you ever go on test flights?
Elf Crash MurphyI do. We have to test our radio broadcast capabilities every year. That’s usually in October for me.
Elf ErnestHow long does that take?
Elf Crash MurphyA couple three or four days. It just depends.
Elf MaxDo you like doing that, Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, it’s good practice for me.
Elf Crash MurphyI like to broadcast “We’re going down!” now and then…just to see if anyone is listening
Elf ErnestHahaha…does that get you in trouble?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, every time
Elf Crash MurphyI try to do it when I know I’ve got a rookie in Flight Command
Elf ErnestYou’re terrible…
Elf Crash MurphyI have to have my fun
Elf ErnestOkay, any last questions for Crash?
elf radarI liked that!
Elf MaxCrash, do Santa’s regular reindeer ever serve on the test flights?
Elf Crash MurphySometimes, especially if they are recovering from some sort of injury. They use the test flights for rehab
Elf Crash MurphyBut the closer it gets to December the less they are there because Santa doesn’t want any of his A-team to risk injury
Elf MaxInteresting
Elf ErnestCrash, what do you think of the idea of sending the other North Pole News Reporters to practice on the test flights?
Elf Crash MurphyWell, they’d have to become sleigh certified first. Sleigh flight is not for everyone.
Elf ErnestIs that hard?
elf radarDo the reindeer have any problems flying in and out of the different climates encountered around the world?
Elf Crash MurphyI threw up every day for three weeks when I got certified the first time.
Elf Crash MurphyGood question, Elf Radar. And the answer is THEY CAN have issues in different climates
Elf Crash MurphyBut Santa has established rules for the reindeer to keep them safe
Elf Crash MurphyHis most experienced reindeer know how to adjust. Diet and rest play into it.
Elf Crash MurphyBut reindeer do not care for heat much. Cold, doesn’t affect them. But heat is a problem
Elf Crash MurphyAgain, a lot of this is managed by Reindeer Operations. Those elves work hard.
Elf weather trackerDoes Santa want us to leave water out for the reindeer?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Weather Tracker. Santa always appreciates water for the reindeer.
Elf Crash MurphyBut just water
Elf Crash MurphySome want to share soda or eggnog or other stuff for the reindeer to drink and that’s not good.
Elf weather trackerOk, I will leave a bowl of water out
Elf Crash MurphyA BIG bowl, I hope
Elf weather trackerOf course
Elf UlanOkay!
Elf Crash MurphyYou know who the thirstiest reindeer is?
Elf weather trackerRudolph
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s Blitzen. I’ve seen him nearly drain a lake. That guy can guzzle it!
Elf UlanNo, who?
Elf weather trackerOh geeze
Elf Crash MurphyRudolph is a little guy. He drinks fairly little.
Elf Crash MurphyWe always joke we have to give water with electrolytes to Rudolph
Elf Crash MurphyHe doesn’t think that’s funny.
Elf MaxHahaha
Elf ErnestOk, guys. Thanks for being here today. Crash, great chat!
Elf weather trackerI will also be leaving carrots out as well
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s been a good one. Y’all have a great weekend
Elf Crash MurphyAwesome, Weather Tracker
Elf UlanThank you Elf Crash, and everyone! See you again soon!
Elf MaxThank you Crash and Ernest
Elf Crash MurphyBye everyone!
elf radarThanks guys! Merry Christmas in July everyone.
Elf ErnestSee ya!
Elf weather trackerBye
Elf MaxWow, good chat! I’ll get it posted soon!

Test Flights Begin July 26th

Test flights of Santa’s sleigh are scheduled to begin in Sector 4 starting sometime on Monday, July 26th, North Pole Flight Command has announced.

We are not sure yet if the tracking map for those first flights will be ready or not by that date. We are expecting an announcement from Elf Tubby Ryder, elf supervisor for Sector 4. Since that tracking center was the first announced and thus the one center most ready we are thinking the odds are pretty good that the map will be ready.

12 prototype sleighs have already been positioned at a reindeer ranch in Argentina. Two full teams of test flight reindeer are already in South America at the same ranch to be readied for the launch of the sleighs. We are awaiting word to know if the flights will work around the clock or if they will only be scheduled at certain times of the day.

Because of the late start to the test flight program many assume the flight schedule will be aggressive.

Once we know the first few weeks of the schedule we will share that information with you.

First Ever Regional HQ Announced for Africa

Historic news was announced at North Pole Flight Command today for Sector 3, which covers the continents of Africa and Europe. South Africa’s city of Bethlehem will host the first-ever regional tracking center in Africa.

Bethlehem, South Africa, joins Bethlehem, Palestine, this year as hosts for their sectors. This is the first time in history two regional centers have been hosted by cities of the same name, and two cities that bear some connection to Christmas.

It is winter in South Africa, just as it is winter in Australia in Sector 1, as well as winter in Milagro, Ecuador in Sector 4. That means each of those regional tracking centers will be in summer mode when Santa actually takes flight. This is a significant operational decision, one that bodes well for the support of Santa’s flight. Sometimes regional centers working during winter months suffer issues due to weather that affect their abilities to offer support to Santa.

With this announcement our focus now turns to the following for each sector:

  • The readiness of each location
  • The elf leadership communication from each sector
  • The tracking of test flights of Santa’s sleigh
  • The first test of new reporting expectations of tracker elves

Pay close attention in the coming weeks, elves. There will be a lot of news and some new opportunities to serve the cause of Santa.

Sector 5 Announces Regional HQ

Mistletoe, Kentucky will be home to the regional tracking center for Sector 5, covering North and Central America. Elf Pinky and team have been recorded by North Pole Flight Command as being already in the area to get the tracking center set up. They are hoping to have it online by the time test flights of Santa’s sleigh begin.

Mistletoe, Kentucky looks like it is in the middle of everything if you look at it on a map. But on the ground it’s a different story. The place is remote, fairly free of a lot of residents, and ideal for setting up a complex tracking center that makes use of a lot of technology.

Here’s a shot Pinky sent us from her arrival there a few days ago:

Mistletoe, KY

As you can see, there are not many people there.

But Pinky told me she has already been “found out”. A local man, who just happens to be a freelance elf, spotted Pinky at a local store and guessing it might be her just because of her pink hair, blurted out, “Is that Elf Pinky?”

Pinky was not expecting to have anyone spot her. But she turned her head as he said that he couldn’t help but say, “As I live and breathe, I’ve seen my first genuine elf!”

Elf Pinky had no choice but to introduce herself. The man – he goes by Elf Wonderboy – said he has worked as a tracker elf for “many years” and wondered if Santa would ever bring the Regional Tracking center to Mistletoe. “It just makes sense,” he said. “I think it is the perfect place for it.”

Elf Wonderboy did explain how big of a deal Christmas is in Kentucky. He said it is a southern place that gets a touch of snow every now and then, despite it’s low elevation. He said because of that people in Kentucky count down the days until Santa comes and pray for snow every year. He said it does not happen often. But, he said, almost everyone puts up lights and everyone does have a tree:

Kentucky

He told Pinky that there are a lot of Santa trackers in Kentucky, even many that she does not know about. He called Kentucky “the cream of Sector 5”.

It may be a few days until we start hearing from this new regional HQ. Pinky said they were “having fun” getting all the power and Internet they need.

But they should be online soon.

Christmas in July Chats

Christmas in July chats have been announced for July 23rd and 24th. For tracker elves, a special discussion will take place in Elf Chat with Elves Ernest and Crash:

Elf Chat

This will be held on Saturday, July 23rd at 2pm EST in Elf Chat.

Chat with the Clauses!

Santa and Mrs. Claus will both be chatting on Sunday, July 24th in North Pole Chat at SantaUpdate.com

Chat with Mrs. Claus

Chat with Santa

Regional HQ Location for Sector 1 Announced

North Pole Flight Command has announced the location for the regional tracking center in Sector 1 will be located in Wiseman’s Creek, Australia this year. Evidently Elf Randi and a team of set-up elves have been there already for a week getting things ready.

That leaves just two sectors yet to announce – Sectors 3 and 5. Flight Command says they will announce those locations this week.

Wisemans Creek is a small New South Wales Rural Location within the local government area of Oberon. Wisemans Creek has a recorded population of 113 residents and is within the Australian Eastern Daylight Time zone Australia/Sydney. Here’s an image of the area, which actually shows very few buildings:

Wiseman's Creek

I don’t know how old that picture is but I don’t see many buildings there. This kind of location is, however, just what North Pole Flight Command likes – rural, remote and not many people. The work of tracking Santa for Santa requires privacy and concentration. I have a feeling Sector 1 will be a high performer this year from this location.

The announcement comes ahead of a new schedule for test flights of Santa’s sleigh. There is no word yet if Sector 1 will be ready for the start of those flights or not.

Sector 2 Regional HQ Announced

North Pole Flight Command just announced another regional tracking center location, this time for Sector 2 covering Asia and the Middle East.

In a surprise selection the city of Bethlehem was chosen over nine other finalists announced months ago. Nobody really expected Bethlehem to be selected because it is a very popular tourist destination that gets huge crowds and lots of attention every Christmas season. Regional Tracking centers are typically located in remote areas.

As it is, North Pole Security is working hard to make sure the actual location within Bethlehem is not found out by the public.

I called Elf Clif, who is elf supervisor in Sector 2, and he told me he was already on his way to the area with a team from Santa’s workshop to remodel the facility and to install equipment. Clif said he wants to be up and running before test flights of Santa’s sleigh start.

Sector 4 is already set up and ready to do business.

We are expecting news of regional tracking centers for Sectors 1,3 and 5 to come very soon.

 

You are One Very Special Elf

Well now. Isn’t that interesting?

Not long after my last column I got a phone call from my friend, Elf Lorraine Hastings, who happens to be a North Pole Flight Command elf. She’s some kind of analyst.

She told me she was assigned to call me and broker a deal. She could tell me what was going on only if I agreed not to publish my story until after today’s big tracker press conference. I told her that was a good deal. The press conference is over – you know what was said there – and now I can say some more about the lockdown in Flight Command.

It basically comes down to this: they’re scared.

Yeah. That’s it. They took a vote in Flight Command when they knew all they had to do in axing all those elves and they decided to hide. They are literally quaking in their elf shoes over the backlash of firing elves.

Can you believe that?

Frankly, I was a little peeved and I told Lorraine that. North Pole Flight Command elves live in their own little world most of the time anyway and I get why that might be necessary but this whole thing, for my money, is a bit beneath an elf.

Santa himself signed off on this decision. Why would any elf be scared because of a decision Santa made?

In fact, I was so cheesed-off about this whole dumb thing I sought out Santa and I found him just where they said he was – filling up water balloons with Ernest for the big snowball fight today. Santa was already soaked to the bone and laughing his head off as he and Elf Ernest had a little water fight of their own getting those balloons filled. We’re short on snow right now, so water balloons are an acceptable substitute and it appeared Santa and Ernest were using them on each other.

But as I stood there with my hands on my hip I guess I had a look on my face that Santa didn’t like. So he bombed me with a blue water balloon.

What would you do if Santa bombed you with a water balloon?

Well, first I ran for a towel. But when I found a super-soaker then I went back into battle and blasted the Big Guy. I will admit that all this did a lot to change my mood.

After laughing a great deal I finally stopped to catch my breath and Santa said, “Can ya remember what it was that had you so surly?”

I laughed again and just kind of spilled my guts about the antics at Flight Command.

Santa frowned, and asked me to sit down for a minute, suddenly getting very serious.

“Trixie,” Santa said, “There are some things you need to understand about that whole thing. Those elves in Flight Command have been on a big journey with the whole tracker elf program. Some of them have been there from before the thing even started. They have been through all the ups and downs. I think you need to give them a bit of a break.”

I wasn’t expecting to hear any of this. I frankly didn’t think Santa even knew about the lockdown and how it had upset so many people.

But Santa knew stuff I didn’t know.

Santa explained that the elves in Flight Command were not scared – they were sad. They were mostly against what Santa and Elf Roger decided.

Santa said it wasn’t a hard decision to do what he did. But for the elves in Flight Command it was a horrible thing to go through because elves are protective of other elves. They are fiercely loyal. Many of them felt those elves shown the door didn’t ever really get a chance to be good elves. Santa said the Flight Command staff was very upset about all of this.

Then Santa said something really important.

“Don’t you see?” Santa said. “I had to do it. We have too many good elves – no, GREAT elves – who are here all year long, giving their best, doing anything for the effort. I owed it to them to remove those who couldn’t rise to their level. I need those elves to see how very special they are. I need more elves like them. As Roger said in the press conference, I’d rather have two or three elves who do their best all the time over two or three million who never show up.”

Well now.

Santa sure knows how to put out the fire in a girl, ya know?

I hadn’t thought about that.

I bet you haven’t thought about it either. Do you know how special you are as an elf?

Think about this: the fact you are reading this means you’re on SantaTrackers.net and you are reading something not available to the world-at-large. This is kept for a very select group of people, just those elves who are here, logged in and engaged in the work of Santa. That’s you.

It’s a pretty small group of people now.

Do you realize that you are kind of like a pioneer? You’re the first of this official program. The head of the line. The star of the show – a show that is JUST getting started.

Just being here, having whatever job you have as an elf (or jobs), contributing to the Elf Community, asking questions, spreading Christmas cheer, helping other elves, makes you really unique. Special, even.

Some day, each of you may end up in the Elf Hall of Fame – just because you’re a pioneer. You could end up securing a new elf job at the North Pole – just because you’re here, proving your chops as an elf tracking Santa for Santa. You’re on the ground floor. You are staring HUGE opportunity in the face and you’re hitting it out of the park because YOU’RE here as part of what is a very exclusive group.

And here’s the juiciest piece of gossip I can give you today: it is about to become harder than ever to become a tracker elf. I’m told that effective with today’s purge and elf-deadwood removal  is a new admittance policy for new elves headed up by Elf Moe.

Yeah. That Elf Moe.

It’s going to be harder than ever to become a North Pole Tracker Elf.

That means just one thing: this will remain a very exclusive group for a long time. We are no longer worried about getting mass numbers of elves on board. Instead, as Santa explained to me, we are focused on getting GOOD elves, GREAT elves. And those don’t come cheap.

So a new vetting process is being put in place. Most who try to register for SantaTrackers.net will be referred to the freelance elf application. There will be…um…how to say it? A screening process? An audition? Some sort of test before new elves are admitted.

Santa is serious about this thing. He wants trackers who can do what Flight Command instructs. He wants trackers who can give their whole heart to the Christmas effort. He’s not interested in even nice people who just want to say they are an elf.

As Santa said, he wants REAL elves.

That’s special. That’s unique. That’s a small number of people, really.

That’s you.

Elf Trixie

 

Tracker Elf Press Conference Coverage

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The annual tracker elf press conference where the new recruiting goal for tracker elves is announced is now underway. Please use the player embedded to listen to it instead of the live Kringle Radio feed, which we understand is experiencing some technical issues this morning. We have been told that the events today are being recorded and will be made available on all websites as well as on Kringle Radio for a short time.

This is a major announcement, elves. For months we have been hearing about the importance of this July 11th event.

I have been told that after the news is announced we will be putting together a chat schedule for the rest of July in Elf Chat to discuss this announcement and answer your questions.