Radio News Report of Sleigh Crash

Elf Frank Myrrh and Elf Crash Murphy have now filed this radio news report of the crash of a test flight of Santa’s Sleigh.
Elf Frank Myrrh and Elf Crash Murphy have now filed this radio news report of the crash of a test flight of Santa’s Sleigh.
If you are available we invite you over to SantaUpdate.com and North Pole Chat for a conversation with Elf Crash Murphy. This general-audience chat will begin at 1pm EST in the North Pole Chat room at SantaUpdate.com on Saturday, August 20th.
While this chat is not specific to tracker elves I have it on good authority that Crash will be prepaid to update us on the status of the test flights and how tracker elves world wide are doing.
He will also be available to answer any general questions about Santa, Christmas and the North Pole.
Hope you can make it!
Greetings Elves of Sector 4!
Heads up to all elves on the west coast of Sector 4 in South America: we have learned from Flight Command that the test flights are moving south, not east. It may be possible that some elves on the far west coast of South America could see sleighs in flight in the coming days.
If you are located there and see a sleigh, please file a sleigh sighting report. We are yet to see one of those come in from any sector so far.
The test flights are scheduled most of the week over the open waters of the Pacific. But they are fairly close to costal areas of Sector 5 right now and they may wander close to our Sector as they head south.
I’m told there is about a 67% chance these flights or parts of them could be visible from land in Sector 4.
I’ll keep you posted.
The test flights of Santa’s Sleigh will engage with the North Pole Navy, per Elf Randi’s report from Sector 1 yesterday. But the bigger point is that we’re not entirely sure where the North Pole Navy is at this point.
We have been told we might see some of these test flights at least partially in Sector 5 over the coming days. So we need to alert everyone to a possible alert in the coming days.
Does that sound confusing?
I’m sorry if it does. I just haven’t been informed exactly what is going to happen.
I know this is unfair to you. And it certainly is not normal. But in the early going here of the test flights this is not all that unusual.
So just be ready to be ready. Or be ready to sit still.
I don’t know.
The North Pole Navy is repositioning for later coordination this next week with flights of Santa’s sleigh. We’re not sure if that means our Sector or Sectors 4 or 5, so I’m just passing along the news. We can anticipate several days of test flights over the Pacific…somewhere.
The coordination with the North Pole Navy is interesting. They serve as floating tracking centers most of the time but they are also emergency landing zones for flying sleighs. Santa has never had to use one that way but a few freighter sleighs and other kinds of flights have found the North Pole Navy to be quite helpful, especially in resting reindeer and breaking up long flights.
Each ship has food, water, medical facilities for both elves and reindeer and even a remote sleigh repair shop. They are there to help if help is needed.
They have already been working on communications with the Navy and that is going well.
But the purpose of these flights, I’m told, is to test sleigh capabilities over open waters. These are very important tests because Santa spends much of his flying time over the oceans.
They will be testing how the sleigh performs in both high and low altitudes, loaded and unloaded, and fast and slow speeds. These tests will be conducted both night and day.
This won’t be a great week for possible sleigh sightings….until maybe later in the week.
One of us will let you know. It depends on where they are going next and weather conditions they want to encounter. Right now, we are not sure where that will be.
I would just tell all sectors to be ready to submit weather reports, especially around the end of the week. So heads up!
Reports to North Pole Flight Command are a little slow to come in. This is expected.
Hello everyone, Elf Flip here, with an update on our goal this year. In the past, I have updated you on the number of tracker elves recruited each year. With the change of focus to tracker elf reports, my job changes slightly.
Our goal, as announced at the annual tracker elf press conference at the North Pole in July, is to get 1 billion tracker reports. We have a little more than 3,000 reports as of this morning.
I know it sounds like a tiny little dent towards our goal. But I would remind you that last year at this time we had 0 reports by this point in the season.
Some here at Flight Command feel that part of the reason for the low number is because tracker elves for the most part haven’t even checked in yet.
And it is easy to see why that is true. In many parts of the world it is still summertime and many are on vacations. Some elves haven’t even thought of Christmas yet. As elves wake up to the fact that Santa’s flight is soon to be only 100 or so days away, they will come back and check in.
So nobody is really panicked about the report totals. It’s going to happen.
I have spoken to each elf supervisor. They are all very pleased so far with the quality of reports coming in. In fact, there are no issues at this time to tell you about.
Yes, we have a long way to go to that goal. And we recognize that the vast majority of reports will be coming in November and December.
I think it is safe to say that as of right now, we are right on target.
We need a WEATHER REPORT from all areas of Sector 5 by August 15th from all available elves.
NOTE for FREELANCE ELVES: Please use the standard freelance elf report for this request.
No, we do not have a schedule yet for test flights of Santa’s sleigh in our sector. This report is requested because we have North Pole scout teams coming to North and Central America in advance of test flights later this month. The weather report is for them.
As far as when we will see the test flights in our sector all I can tell you is that it will happen on very short notice. Maybe a day or two in advance we might learn of it. So please be paying attention.
I’m being told that they likely won’t need much from us but I’d still like you all to be on alert just to see if we can be the first sector to report a sleigh sighting this year. That hasn’t happened yet and I’d like to be the first, ya know?
Some of you have expressed concern about our regional tracking center here in Mistletoe, Kentucky. Yes, I know that recent flooding in nearby areas have been a concern. But please be assured that we are all okay. The barn – which is really where our tracking center is, truth be told – sits at the top of a hill. While we can see flooded areas close by where we are is totally fine and we’re operating without issue.
Thank you for your concern.
Attention all elves of Sector 2: I am pleased to report that the regional tracking center in lovely downtown Bethlehem, Palestine is now operational. As such, I can also announced that we need to activate all elves in the sector.
That means we need to get an ELF STATUS REPORT from each of you by August 24th, and the sooner the better.
This is not a drill. It’s the real deal and it counts.
As far as test flights of Santa’s sleigh I’m told there is a plan to at least brush by our sector sometime in the coming weeks. I don’t yet have details but as soon as I know you will know.
I will slowly be sending out requests for reports, some for training purposes and some for real. So please be sure to check back here on SantaTrackers.net for further instructions.
Thanks, elves!
Elves of Sector 1 – we’re on the clock!
All 12 of the test sleighs are in rotation over the skies of Sector 1. It appears they will be here for several days.
I do not have an exact flight plan for the next week but I was told to prepare for flights over New Zealand and Australia. Maybe Japan later in the week. There will be lots of over-the-water flights, especially at night, I’m told.
For now, any weather reports you can share from your local area would be helpful. Flight Command has not asked for any area in particular, which is not unusual for this time in the test flight schedule.
Of course, if you see any sleighs in flights please be sure to report them via the appropriate report. I think our best chances for sightings would be over New Zealand or Australia. We will certainly be watching the skies here in Wiseman’s Creek.
Thanks to all Sector 1 elves who have sent in their Elf Status Report as well.
Nothing else is needed at this time but check in often, okay?
I will keep you posted.
Hi, Kids. Hahaha. Sorry. That was a dumb way to start this.
I’m activating the sector today. This is official. This counts. So make sure you do this right. Go to the Elf Status Report and give me an idea of your availability.
Remember, the Elf Status Report is one you can use at any time. Yes, there will be times I will ask you to update it. But I know many of you have a lot of stuff going on right now. Some are going on vacation, others are heading back to school. Your status could and probably will change a lot over the next couple of months.
Whenever a change is upon you, just update your Elf Status Report. We’ll work with what you have going on.
And speaking of things going on – frankly, I’m not exactly sure when we’re going to see much action in Sector 5. It seems Flight Command is changing their tune nearly every day.
I think some of that has to the with the weather. In much of Sector 5 right now it is dry and hot. I think they want to test right now in cooler climates. So I think they will be sticking to the south for a while. They keep sending me mixed signals on that, so don’t take it as gospel truth. If there is an official change, I’ll let you know.
But as other elf supervisors have indicated, I think the tests are headed into the South Pacific for a few days before venturing into Sector 1. I think after that they may drift over towards us.
However it plays out, I want to be ready. I see no reason not to activate and to begin our own little tests.
So be on your toes! I may test you with a request even IF we don’t have test flights in our area.
Toodles.
Greetings from Wiseman’s Creek. We are sufficiently operational to announce that all Sector 1 trackers can now officially report their elf status: let’s see who is on the job! Click here to fill in the report.
All Sector 1 elves should report their status no later than August 23rd.
We are doing this now because there is a chance the test flights of Santa’s sleigh will be headed to Sector 1 next week. We received word today that they will remain in Sector 4 “for three or four more days” before heading out over the South Pacific for the first of many over-the-water tests. Their generation direction will be south and west of the coast of Chile.
That could mean they are headed our way later. We want to be ready for them.
As a reminder, we are looking for some more weather analysts in our sector. If you have previously applied there is no need to apply again. I will be in contact with you soon.
With Santa’s sleigh in our sector now and set to remain so over the next couple of days, I have decided to accept Elf Status reports from you effective immediately.
I am requesting that all Sector 4 elves – Freelance and North Pole elves alike – to please send in an Elf Status Report via this link before August 31st, 2022.
This one counts. If you have questions, please ask on the Elf Wall.
I am especially anxious to see if we get any of the new Sleigh Sighting Reports in the next few days. Sleighs are active in our sector right now, 24 hours a day. It is very possible for them to be seen.
Are there more report requests coming?
Answer: yes. As the test flights travel from Sector to Sector we will be asking for all kinds of reports, especially weather reports. Even when the test flights are NOT in our sector we will be asking for some reports.
We are live. We are active. And you should all be paying attention and ready to respond.