Elf Ernest | Hello everyone |
Elf Ernest | Chat today will begin at the top of the hour, or whenever Elf Crash gets here |
Elf weather tracker | Hi Elf Ernest |
Elf Max | Hi Elf Weather Tracker |
Elf Max | Hi Elf Ernest |
Elf Max | Isn’t*t a bit strange for you to be hosting chat here instead of at SantaUpdate? |
Elf Ernest | Yes, it is. |
Elf Ernest | But Elf Roger asked me to pinch hit for him today because he’s involved in some Christmas-in-July thing |
Elf Max | Ah, I see. So you’re hosting the chat…no announcements? |
Elf Ernest | Right, I’m just facilitating |
Elf Ernest | But I think Crash will be breaking some news today |
Elf Max | Oh? That’s interesting. |
Elf weather tracker | Hi Elf Ulan |
Elf Ernest | He’s been in a lot of meetings. His tracker work is keeping him very busy |
Elf Max | I’m all ears |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hi everyone! |
Elf weather tracker | Hi Crash |
Elf Ernest | Crash! You are a little early |
Elf Crash Murphy | I could leave if you want |
Elf Ernest | No no no |
Elf Ernest | It’s all good! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Did I see Elf Ulan here? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I love her. She’s so NICE |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hi Elf Weather Tracker! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Hey Max |
Elf Max | Hi Crash |
Elf Crash Murphy | Max, are you going to ask me about Crusader’s podcast again? |
Elf Max | Consider yourself asked |
Elf Crash Murphy | I promise I will get in studio |
Elf Max | When? |
Elf Crash Murphy | When Frank pushes me in there |
Elf weather tracker | Hi Elf Radar |
Elf Max | Hahaha – ok, I’ll let him know |
Elf Ernest | Folks, welcome to today’s Elf Chat |
Elf Ernest | We have Elf Crash Murphy here today and you know him as a radio voice |
Elf Ernest | And as the Ultimate Santa Tracker |
Elf Ernest | He follows Santa every Christmas Eve around the world in his own sleigh |
Elf Ernest | And he reports the news |
Elf Ernest | In fact, you can hear a re-broadcast of last years Tracking Santa show on Kringle Radio right now |
Elf Ernest | But Crash is here today as a leader in the tracker elf community |
Elf Ernest | He officially represents Elf Roger Star today |
Elf Ernest | And Crash, I hear you have news to share? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I do. |
Elf Ulan | Hi Elf Crash! Thank you so much! Me too! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Roger will be posting or making some kind of announcement this week |
Elf Crash Murphy | But he told me to share a little bit of it with you guys here today |
Elf Crash Murphy | There are some changes coming to how new elves become new elves here on SantaTrackers.net |
Elf Crash Murphy | They are working out the details, but basically a new elf must seve |
Elf Crash Murphy | serve, that is |
Elf Crash Murphy | as a freelance elf for 90 days before they can become a North Pole elf |
Elf Ulan | Hi elf Weather Tracker! |
Elf Crash Murphy | And participate here on SantaTrackers.net with all of you |
Elf Max | Whoa |
Elf Ernest | That’s a very interesting development. Why is this happening? |
Elf Crash Murphy | It is all about elf quality, as I understand it. |
Elf Crash Murphy | They want a new elf to get a little reporting experience and gain the endorsement of their elf supervisor before they will be allowed to join here |
Elf Max | What does this exactly mean, Crash? |
Elf weather tracker | I think that is a great idea |
Elf Crash Murphy | It means the rush of new elves we see in the fall months of October thru December are a thing of the past |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Moe came up with this. |
Elf Crash Murphy | He’s been really troubled by some problems with new elves of late and this was his solution |
Elf Crash Murphy | It bears Santa’s approval. It’s happening |
Elf Max | Wow |
Elf Ernest | So…the elf supervisor has to approve a freelance elf becoming a North Pole elf? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, the elf supervisors are becoming a bigger and bigger part of things here |
Elf Max | How do they have time to do that? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, if a new freelance elf signs up Monday, as the test flights begin, they have 90 days or until the end of October to get in the good graces of their supervisor |
Elf Crash Murphy | So a new elf starting Monday could be a North Pole Elf by the time Santa flies |
Elf Max | What if they sign up in November and want to be a North Pole elf? |
Elf Crash Murphy | They have to wait 90 days. |
Elf Ernest | So it wouldn’t happen for them before Christmas? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Nope, not a chance |
Elf Max | Whoa again |
Elf Ernest | I’m with Weather Tracker. This is a really good idea |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, I think so too. It puts the focus right where Santa wants it – on the quality of reports |
Elf Max | That’s some really big news. Why wait to announce it? |
Elf Crash Murphy | There are some changes to the sign up and registration process we need to get taken care of. |
Elf Crash Murphy | But Elf Roger wanted our North Pole elves to know about it before hand, just because |
Elf Ernest | Ok. Got it |
Elf Ernest | Any other news? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Um…I’m going to the Eggnog Chug in about an hour. |
Elf Ernest | Hahaha. Me too! |
Elf Ernest | Ok, elves. Questions for Crash? |
Elf Max | Crash, I think this means we’re going to have a lot fewer elves here this Christmas. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Max. |
Elf weather tracker | Will I be helping with the test flight |
Elf Max | Do we have enough elves to get the reports they want this year? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Max. Santa is okay with it |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Weather Tracker, let’s talk about those test flights |
Elf weather tracker | Ok |
Elf Crash Murphy | Sectors 5 and 1 were two of the last to announce and they are both scrambling to get set up |
Elf Crash Murphy | So I’m not sure, but I don’t think it will be next week for them anyway |
Elf Crash Murphy | I think the test flights will concentrate on Sector 4 for at least a week. After that, I don’t know |
Elf Crash Murphy | Watch for announcements from Elf Pinky for your sector |
Elf Ulan | Do we need to send some reports for the test flight? |
Elf Ernest | Is the map going to be live, Crash? |
Elf weather tracker | Ok thank you Crash |
Elf Crash Murphy | Elf Ulan, yes, pay attention because your elf supervisor could ask for reports at any time |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Ernest, my sources in Flight Command tell me the map should be active Monday or Tuesday |
Elf Ulan | Okay, I’ll! |
Elf Max | Oh boy. A lot of news here today in this chat |
Elf Ernest | Will the Elf Supervisors just start posting? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, they will. In fact, Elf Tubby wanted to post today but Roger told him not til Monday |
Elf Ernest | Will there be radio coverage of the launch of the test flight? |
Elf Crash Murphy | No. There will be FLIGHTS. Plural. There are 12 prototype sleighs and they all have a different schedule. Too much to cover on the radio. We’re not ready yet in radio-land for that kind of reporting. |
elf radar | What kind of response time will we have on our reports when they are requested? I mean our regular reports for Christmas, not those involving test flights. |
Elf Ernest | Ok, so you’ll be staying at the North Pole during the test flight period? |
Elf Crash Murphy | The response time? What do you mean, Elf Radar? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, I’ll be at the North Pole for at least a few weeks. After that, we’ll see. |
Elf Ernest | Do we know how heavy of a flight schedule the test flights will have? |
elf radar | How long will we have to respond to these reports so they can be used. |
Elf Crash Murphy | I’m told it will be around the clock from the get go. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Oh, I see what you’re saying. I don’t know the answer to that. Maybe once we get started we can get one of the elf supervisors into a chat to respond to that. |
Elf Max | There’s kind of a new feeling to all this this year |
elf radar | ok. Thank you. |
Elf Ernest | I think that’s what Santa wanted, Max |
Elf Crash Murphy | I agree Maxy. |
Elf Ulan | Does each sector will start the test flight with different test reindeer at the same time? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Tracking feels more…serious in some way. |
Elf Crash Murphy | I don’t know, Elf Ulan. We really don’t know or get much information about the test flight reindeer. I’ll see if I can find that out. |
Elf Ernest | Crash, with 12 sleighs…how many test flight reindeer are there? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I don’t know yet about this year, but last year at the peak we had more than 6000 test flight reindeer |
Elf Max | That’s a lot of reindeer feed! |
Elf Ulan | Okay, than you! |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, the Reindeer Operations Department has a bigger job than most people know |
Elf Ernest | Crash, do you ever go on test flights? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I do. We have to test our radio broadcast capabilities every year. That’s usually in October for me. |
Elf Ernest | How long does that take? |
Elf Crash Murphy | A couple three or four days. It just depends. |
Elf Max | Do you like doing that, Crash? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yeah, it’s good practice for me. |
Elf Crash Murphy | I like to broadcast “We’re going down!” now and then…just to see if anyone is listening |
Elf Ernest | Hahaha…does that get you in trouble? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, every time |
Elf Crash Murphy | I try to do it when I know I’ve got a rookie in Flight Command |
Elf Ernest | You’re terrible… |
Elf Crash Murphy | I have to have my fun |
Elf Ernest | Okay, any last questions for Crash? |
elf radar | I liked that! |
Elf Max | Crash, do Santa’s regular reindeer ever serve on the test flights? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Sometimes, especially if they are recovering from some sort of injury. They use the test flights for rehab |
Elf Crash Murphy | But the closer it gets to December the less they are there because Santa doesn’t want any of his A-team to risk injury |
Elf Max | Interesting |
Elf Ernest | Crash, what do you think of the idea of sending the other North Pole News Reporters to practice on the test flights? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Well, they’d have to become sleigh certified first. Sleigh flight is not for everyone. |
Elf Ernest | Is that hard? |
elf radar | Do the reindeer have any problems flying in and out of the different climates encountered around the world? |
Elf Crash Murphy | I threw up every day for three weeks when I got certified the first time. |
Elf Crash Murphy | Good question, Elf Radar. And the answer is THEY CAN have issues in different climates |
Elf Crash Murphy | But Santa has established rules for the reindeer to keep them safe |
Elf Crash Murphy | His most experienced reindeer know how to adjust. Diet and rest play into it. |
Elf Crash Murphy | But reindeer do not care for heat much. Cold, doesn’t affect them. But heat is a problem |
Elf Crash Murphy | Again, a lot of this is managed by Reindeer Operations. Those elves work hard. |
Elf weather tracker | Does Santa want us to leave water out for the reindeer? |
Elf Crash Murphy | Yes, Weather Tracker. Santa always appreciates water for the reindeer. |
Elf Crash Murphy | But just water |
Elf Crash Murphy | Some want to share soda or eggnog or other stuff for the reindeer to drink and that’s not good. |
Elf weather tracker | Ok, I will leave a bowl of water out |
Elf Crash Murphy | A BIG bowl, I hope |
Elf weather tracker | Of course |
Elf Ulan | Okay! |
Elf Crash Murphy | You know who the thirstiest reindeer is? |
Elf weather tracker | Rudolph |
Elf Crash Murphy | It’s Blitzen. I’ve seen him nearly drain a lake. That guy can guzzle it! |
Elf Ulan | No, who? |
Elf weather tracker | Oh geeze |
Elf Crash Murphy | Rudolph is a little guy. He drinks fairly little. |
Elf Crash Murphy | We always joke we have to give water with electrolytes to Rudolph |
Elf Crash Murphy | He doesn’t think that’s funny. |
Elf Max | Hahaha |
Elf Ernest | Ok, guys. Thanks for being here today. Crash, great chat! |
Elf weather tracker | I will also be leaving carrots out as well |
Elf Crash Murphy | It’s been a good one. Y’all have a great weekend |
Elf Crash Murphy | Awesome, Weather Tracker |
Elf Ulan | Thank you Elf Crash, and everyone! See you again soon! |
Elf Max | Thank you Crash and Ernest |
Elf Crash Murphy | Bye everyone! |
elf radar | Thanks guys! Merry Christmas in July everyone. |
Elf Ernest | See ya! |
Elf weather tracker | Bye |
Elf Max | Wow, good chat! I’ll get it posted soon! |