Elf Crash Murphy and several of the Elf Supervisors met in Elf Chat to answer questions of the elf community. This is a transcript of their conversation: Elf Max Trying to get the supes in here now....they don't know what to do!!! Elf Chocolate Snowflakes yes Elf Pinky Hey!!! Elf Ulan Yeah, Elf Max Elf... Read more
Hi y’all! We have finally received buy-in from all our Elf Supervisors for a joint chat for all sectors this Sunday at 11am EST. We know that time is not convenient for many people. It is simply impossible for us to find a time that works for everyone. But, with North Pole Chat scheduled with... Read more
Hello my friends in Sector 2. Yes, I’m alive! And yes, it’s time for us to get our house in order in Sector 2. I’ve been delayed in getting word out to you. We’ve been busy here getting set up in Turkmenistan with our tracking center and we’ve just had a Dickens of a time... Read more
Greetings Trackers! I am pleased to announce that I have been in contact with five school teachers in the past week who all want to track Santa for Santa as a class. I think this is a really cool idea. That means making some special arrangements. Technically, each class is registered as an elf under... Read more
Elves of Sector 3 – It is time for us to get to work. Effective immediately, I need the following information from your local area. Please see if you can send this in over the next ten days: 1. A roof report 2. An elf status report 3. If possible, a Kringle Radio Station ID... Read more
Elves, The test flights of Santa’s sleigh will be wrapping up in Sector 5 this week and heading for “an extended period in the Pacific region”. That’s us – or at least mostly us. I suppose it’s possible the sleigh could be on the fringes of Sector 2 at times. Doesn’t matter. We’ll be in... Read more
Ok, guys - a little departure from the norm here but I think we can have some fun with this. Let's have a sleigh sighting contest! I have it on good authority that the test flights of Santa's sleigh are headed back to Sector 5 maybe as soon as this up coming weekend. They will... Read more
On the newest episode of the Santa Tracker Podcast Elf Frank Myrrh interviews International Director of Santa Trackers, Elf Crash Murphy. Crash explains what tracker elves should be doing right now. The Regional Tracking Centers in each sector are up and running and the Elf Supervisors are now calling the shots for tracker elves everywhere.... Read more
We have reason to believe Santa may be in Sector 5 at this time. Tracker elves are hereby placed on alert status. North Pole Security has asked that all Sector 5 elves – and that includes us – be shared this information: Santa’s exact whereabouts are unknown. Recent reports, coming from several sources, indicate that... Read more
I send you greetings from the all-new Regional Tracking Center for Sector 4 located in San Nicolas, Aruba. I’m not going to lie: this is paradise. We’ve already had the crew out to the beach and surfing…and working hard. We’re a little like Sector 1 in that we have a lot of contact with the... Read more
Hello from our base in Fiji! Our tracking center here in Nadi is now fully operational and we’re tracking both the test flights of Santa’s sleigh as well as movements of the North Pole Navy. We get a lot of questions about the North Pole Navy. Considering our sector is the one with the most... Read more
Greetings Trackers of Sector 3 in Europe and Africa. Our new regional tracking center is operational in Vik, Iceland. My crew of elves are all here, everything is working, and we are actively tracking the test flights of Santa’s sleigh. As we prepare for the season ahead I have a plan in my mind I... Read more
