Howdy, Elves! I have to tell you, I was really disappointed by the two days of sleigh flybys we had. They just ran right through us. I got a lot of reports of possible sleigh sightings but I got more questions than anything. The test flights have yet to come to our area and stay […]
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Chimney Inspections Needed
Yes, it might seem a little early. But that is part of the point this year in our new reporting standards. I am asking all elves in Sector 2 to begin chimney inspections now. Please visit this link to file your report. Why now? Well, first of all, most chimneys are not going to change […]
Sector 3 Gets First Visits of Santa’s Sleigh
The test flights of the newest version of Santa’s sleigh have arrived in Sector 3. I have just been notified by North Pole Flight Command that these flights will be in our sector for “the next several days”. This is the first flight action in Sector 3 this year. I hope it is an opportunity […]
Sector 4 Alerted AGAIN!
Trackers of Sector 4: North Pole Flight Command has just informed the Regional Tracking Center here in Milagro, Ecuador to expect sleighs over our skies very soon. This is a legitimate alert. I am awaiting some kind of official announcement from North Pole Flight Command that test flights are resuming. But I have not seen […]
Alert for Sector 1
Hi elves! North Pole Flight Command has just issued an alert for Sector 1 – we are about to have visitors. I have seen the alert from Sector 2. I am hearing via the Elf Supervisor channel of other alerts. North Pole Flight Command is up to something. We have been told to specifically watch […]
Sector 3 Now on Alert
Elves – I have news from Flight Command: Sector 3 is now on high alert. North Pole Flight Command just messaged me that the first sleigh flights over our sector will be happening very soon. How soon? They aren’t specific. And they haven’t officially announced the resumption of test flights. But this alert is the […]
Slow Sleighs Over Sector 5 Soon
Hey gang – I just got a weird update from North Pole Flight Command. We have officially been put on alert. It says: “Sector 5 will soon have slow moving, low flying sleighs in flight. This presents an excellent opportunity for tracker elves to view sleighs in flight. We do not presently have a precise […]
Sector 2 Poised for Action
Attention Elves of Sector 2: I was just alerted by Flight Command to prepare for the first sleighs to fly over Sector 2 sometime in the coming days. This is not a drill. I do not have more information at this time. Officially, North Pole Flight Command still has the test flights grounded. But that […]
Fresh Request for Sector 5
Gang, I know this might seem confusing. But we need weather forecasts for next week – I’m told specifically for the dates on August 23rd and August 24th. No – these weather forecasts are not for potential test flights of Santa’s sleigh. It’s my understanding that a shipment of some sort is scheduled to take […]
An Update for Tracker Elves
(From the Office of Elf Roger Star – International Director of Santa Trackers) – As you are all well aware, yesterday a test flight of Santa’s sleigh crashed in the South Pacific. If you are following the news reports here and on other official websites of the North Pole, you are as informed as I […]
Radio News Report of Sleigh Crash
Elf Frank Myrrh and Elf Crash Murphy have now filed this radio news report of the crash of a test flight of Santa’s Sleigh.
Chat with Crash This Saturday
If you are available we invite you over to SantaUpdate.com and North Pole Chat for a conversation with Elf Crash Murphy. This general-audience chat will begin at 1pm EST in the North Pole Chat room at SantaUpdate.com on Saturday, August 20th. While this chat is not specific to tracker elves I have it on good […]