Entries by Elf Pinky

Sector 5 Sleighs It

Hi, Elves! We’ve done it again – North Pole Tracker Elves: 314,574 Freelance Tracker Elves: 37,668,444 Total Tracker Elves: 37,983,018 Best in the world! Another great week. Thank you for your focus and your intensity. ONE WEEK from tonight, Santa launches and we will be READY. Here’s where we stand with tracker reports: North Pole […]

Sector 5 Rocks It Again

Howdy, Elf Friends! There’s Sector 5 – then there’s everyone else. There is no other way to put it. Look at how many elves we have now: North Pole Tracker Elves: 211,741 <– more than DOUBLE last week Freelance Tracker Elves: 20,478,531 Total Tracker Elves: 20,690,272 <– up 94%, best in the world But….that’s nothing […]

Good Progress in Sector 5

Hi Elves! It’s been a monster week in Sector 5 – but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! People are GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!! Here’s our numbers — North Pole Tracker Elves: 101,177 Freelance Tracker Elves: 10,557,961 Total Tracker Elves: 10,659,138 [cl-counter final=”33,306,388″ title=”Tracker Reports from Sector 5″ title_color=”#dd3333″] Hahaha – here’s the report numbers: […]

Sector 5 Standing Tall

Elves of Sector 5, you are the best. Always have been. We just love Santa more in Sector 5, I guess. Here’s where we stand so far for this year: North Pole Tracker Elves: 55,986 Freelance Tracker Elves: 6,387,669 Total Tracker Elves: 6,443,655 That’s a huge number but it’s not great. We have had many, […]

Fresh Request for Sector 5

Gang, I know this might seem confusing. But we need weather forecasts for next week – I’m told specifically for the dates on August 23rd and August 24th. No – these weather forecasts are not for potential test flights of Santa’s sleigh. It’s my understanding that a shipment of some sort is scheduled to take […]