Entries by Elf Pinky

Fresh Request for Sector 5

Gang, I know this might seem confusing. But we need weather forecasts for next week – I’m told specifically for the dates on August 23rd and August 24th. No – these weather forecasts are not for potential test flights of Santa’s sleigh. It’s my understanding that a shipment of some sort is scheduled to take […]

Sector 5 Alert Possible

The test flights of Santa’s Sleigh will engage with the North Pole Navy, per Elf Randi’s report from Sector 1 yesterday. But the bigger point is that we’re not entirely sure where the North Pole Navy is at this point. We have been told we might see some of these test flights at least partially […]

Weather Report Requested

We need a WEATHER REPORT from all areas of Sector 5 by August 15th from all available elves. NOTE for FREELANCE ELVES: Please use the standard freelance elf report for this request. No, we do not have a schedule yet for test flights of Santa’s sleigh in our sector. This report is requested because we […]

Sector 5 Now Activated

Hi, Kids. Hahaha. Sorry. That was a dumb way to start this. I’m activating the sector today. This is official. This counts. So make sure you do this right. Go to the Elf Status Report and give me an idea of your availability. Remember, the Elf Status Report is one you can use at any […]

Sector 5 Nears Activation

Hi Elf Friends – I send you greetings from Mistletoe, Kentucky where the regional tracking center is getting ready for the first flight activity over Sector 5. It’s coming very soon. I’m writing today to let you know that we will be activating as a sector very soon. That’s because North Pole Flight Command has […]

New Stuff to Know

I received a very interesting report last night that is very new to me. It contains information about you elves in my Sector that I have never seen before. I think you should know about it. I know we have seen a lot of new stuff this year. The Elf University thing is fantastic I […]

Stand Down Sector 5

It might be late, but it’s finally here. Our stand down order has come and it’s time to call it a day. Thank you, Sector 5 – you’re simply the best!