Update the Weather Please
Wow, they are really a little freaked out about our weather. It’s weird, but we’ll keep updating them is this is what they want:
Entries by Elf Pinky
Sector 5 Finally in the Red Zone
Santa launches in just a few hours – and we’re now in the Red Zone. I do not have any new requests but the buzz I’m getting from Flight Command is still about the weather in our sector. I’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, happy Christmas Eve everybody! Enjoy Santa’s launch.
Weather Updates for Sector 5
Weather updates are going to be needed a lot in Sector 5, kids. This artic blast is causing some worries about black ice for Santa and the sleigh. Do not be surprise if Flight Command asks us about it a lot for Canada and at least the Northern USA. We have word that even south […]
Trackers Overflowing in Sector 5
Trackers – yeah, I know. We’re in the middle of tracking Santa now. But we got assigned Fridays for our report and I’m going to do it. We head into tonight with a great deal of momentum. Check out these elf counts: North Pole Tracker Elves: 457,641 Freelance Tracker Elves: 53,668,419 Total Tracker Elves: 54,126,060 […]
Trackers in Sector 5 Can Check In
It’s our turn, Sector 5. North Pole Flight Command has sent the word – let’s see who in Sector 5 is paying attention and ready to check in. Do so below:
Hold On There, Trackers
Trackers – I just got a news flash from Flight Command. As of right now – Sector 5, which is not even checking in yet – leads the WORLD in a metric we call Tracker Error Rate. You know what that is? That’s elves in MY SECTOR checking in in OTHER SECTORS. In other words, […]
Sector 5 Sleighs It
Hi, Elves! We’ve done it again – North Pole Tracker Elves: 314,574 Freelance Tracker Elves: 37,668,444 Total Tracker Elves: 37,983,018 Best in the world! Another great week. Thank you for your focus and your intensity. ONE WEEK from tonight, Santa launches and we will be READY. Here’s where we stand with tracker reports: North Pole […]
Sector 5 Rocks It Again
Howdy, Elf Friends! There’s Sector 5 – then there’s everyone else. There is no other way to put it. Look at how many elves we have now: North Pole Tracker Elves: 211,741 <– more than DOUBLE last week Freelance Tracker Elves: 20,478,531 Total Tracker Elves: 20,690,272 <– up 94%, best in the world But….that’s nothing […]
Good Progress in Sector 5
Hi Elves! It’s been a monster week in Sector 5 – but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! People are GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!! Here’s our numbers — North Pole Tracker Elves: 101,177 Freelance Tracker Elves: 10,557,961 Total Tracker Elves: 10,659,138 [cl-counter final=”33,306,388″ title=”Tracker Reports from Sector 5″ title_color=”#dd3333″] Hahaha – here’s the report numbers: […]
Sector 5 Standing Tall
Elves of Sector 5, you are the best. Always have been. We just love Santa more in Sector 5, I guess. Here’s where we stand so far for this year: North Pole Tracker Elves: 55,986 Freelance Tracker Elves: 6,387,669 Total Tracker Elves: 6,443,655 That’s a huge number but it’s not great. We have had many, […]
Elf Crusader Named Sector Lead for Sector 5
I am pleased to announce that Elf Crusader has been promoted to Sector Lead in Sector 5. As such, he in effect becomes my assistant here at SantaTrackers.net. Most Sector 5 elves are already well aware of Elf Crusader. Crusader is the North Pole Naturalist, a city captain, a Senior Elf, a member of Santa’s […]
Elf Promotions at Regional HQ
Elf promotions at our Regional HQ in Mistletoe, Kentucky are effective immediately. These promotions needed to be made in advance of Operation Merry Christmas, which kicks off in just a couple of days. I do not expect you to know these elves as they usually do not have time to be active on SantaTrackers.net. Yet […]
