Entries by Elf Pinky

Good Progress in Sector 5

Hi Elves! It’s been a monster week in Sector 5 – but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! People are GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!! Here’s our numbers — North Pole Tracker Elves: 101,177 Freelance Tracker Elves: 10,557,961 Total Tracker Elves: 10,659,138 [cl-counter final=”33,306,388″ title=”Tracker Reports from Sector 5″ title_color=”#dd3333″] Hahaha – here’s the report numbers: […]

Sector 5 Standing Tall

Elves of Sector 5, you are the best. Always have been. We just love Santa more in Sector 5, I guess. Here’s where we stand so far for this year: North Pole Tracker Elves: 55,986 Freelance Tracker Elves: 6,387,669 Total Tracker Elves: 6,443,655 That’s a huge number but it’s not great. We have had many, […]

Fresh Request for Sector 5

Gang, I know this might seem confusing. But we need weather forecasts for next week – I’m told specifically for the dates on August 23rd and August 24th. No – these weather forecasts are not for potential test flights of Santa’s sleigh. It’s my understanding that a shipment of some sort is scheduled to take […]

Sector 5 Alert Possible

The test flights of Santa’s Sleigh will engage with the North Pole Navy, per Elf Randi’s report from Sector 1 yesterday. But the bigger point is that we’re not entirely sure where the North Pole Navy is at this point. We have been told we might see some of these test flights at least partially […]

Weather Report Requested

We need a WEATHER REPORT from all areas of Sector 5 by August 15th from all available elves. NOTE for FREELANCE ELVES: Please use the standard freelance elf report for this request. No, we do not have a schedule yet for test flights of Santa’s sleigh in our sector. This report is requested because we […]