Hi Elves! It’s been a monster week in Sector 5 – but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! People are GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!! Here’s our numbers — North Pole Tracker Elves: 101,177 Freelance Tracker Elves: 10,557,961 Total Tracker Elves: 10,659,138 [cl-counter final=”33,306,388″ title=”Tracker Reports from Sector 5″ title_color=”#dd3333″] Hahaha – here’s the report numbers: […]
Elves of Sector 5, you are the best. Always have been. We just love Santa more in Sector 5, I guess. Here’s where we stand so far for this year: North Pole Tracker Elves: 55,986 Freelance Tracker Elves: 6,387,669 Total Tracker Elves: 6,443,655 That’s a huge number but it’s not great. We have had many, […]
I am pleased to announce that Elf Crusader has been promoted to Sector Lead in Sector 5. As such, he in effect becomes my assistant here at SantaTrackers.net. Most Sector 5 elves are already well aware of Elf Crusader. Crusader is the North Pole Naturalist, a city captain, a Senior Elf, a member of Santa’s […]
Elf promotions at our Regional HQ in Mistletoe, Kentucky are effective immediately. These promotions needed to be made in advance of Operation Merry Christmas, which kicks off in just a couple of days. I do not expect you to know these elves as they usually do not have time to be active on SantaTrackers.net. Yet […]
Happy November, Elves! With Santa’s Sleigh taking a test flight dip into Sector 5 I was expecting to get a report request. Well, I got one but it wasn’t for anything to have to do with Santa’s Sleigh. Flight Command has told me they want to see a Public Observance Report from Sector 5 now […]
Hi elves! I’ve been to a couple of interesting meetings lately. I have reason to believe things are going to get interesting. So, just to prepare myself I’m asking each of you to please file an Elf Status Report as soon as you can. I need to know how many of you out there are […]
For the next two weeks Sector 5 will be home to the test flights of Santa’s sleigh. The time frame begins as the test flight pilots and reindeer shift to Mexico later this week to accept delivery of Version 4 of this year’s design. From Mexico the flights will travel north to the United States […]
Howdy, Elves! I have to tell you, I was really disappointed by the two days of sleigh flybys we had. They just ran right through us. I got a lot of reports of possible sleigh sightings but I got more questions than anything. The test flights have yet to come to our area and stay […]
Hey gang – I just got a weird update from North Pole Flight Command. We have officially been put on alert. It says: “Sector 5 will soon have slow moving, low flying sleighs in flight. This presents an excellent opportunity for tracker elves to view sleighs in flight. We do not presently have a precise […]
Gang, I know this might seem confusing. But we need weather forecasts for next week – I’m told specifically for the dates on August 23rd and August 24th. No – these weather forecasts are not for potential test flights of Santa’s sleigh. It’s my understanding that a shipment of some sort is scheduled to take […]
The test flights of Santa’s Sleigh will engage with the North Pole Navy, per Elf Randi’s report from Sector 1 yesterday. But the bigger point is that we’re not entirely sure where the North Pole Navy is at this point. We have been told we might see some of these test flights at least partially […]
We need a WEATHER REPORT from all areas of Sector 5 by August 15th from all available elves. NOTE for FREELANCE ELVES: Please use the standard freelance elf report for this request. No, we do not have a schedule yet for test flights of Santa’s sleigh in our sector. This report is requested because we […]
