Sector 5 is on the Job!

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Update for Sector 5Rise and shine all ye great Santa trackers of Sector 5!

Elf Pinky here and from here on out, if you’re a tracker in Sector 5, all eyes and ears should be on me. Yes, Elf Max and Elf Roger will still be posting news. But it will only be general news. For stuff that’s specific to Sector 5, it’s me! I’m on the clock.

Do you realize that we only have a few days left to put this together for Santa? We’re going to be ready.

To begin, I’m going to put you to a little test.

I’d like your first official task as a tracker elf to be this: I want you to send me a photo report — that’s right, your first report to the North Pole will be a picture of your Christmas tree.

If you don’t have a Christmas tree, find one and take a photo of it and submit it.

Why?

  1. I want to make sure we have the Christmas Spirit. I need to see trees in order to know that.
  2. I want to see if you can do this.

Now, some of you might not have phones or cameras to take a picture. I realize that. So, if you don’t, I’d like you instead to send me a weather report.

Both of these are simple reports and it gives me an idea of how many of you are paying attention.

Ready? GO!!

Sector 5 Celebrates New Regional Tracking Center

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Update for Sector 5Greetings all ye Trackers of Sector 5! Elf Pinky here.

I’m your boss.

Haha. Actually, I’m just an elf just like you. But did you know that we – the ELVES OF SECTOR FIVE — are the greatest in the world!??

Today we have something to celebrate. Elf Max wanted to announce this a week or more ago but I wouldn’t let him. I wanted to tell you myself. TODAY — RIGHT NOW HOMIES — WE ARE IN BUSINESS IN OUR NEW REGIONAL TRACKING CENTER FOR CENTRAL AND NORTH AMERICA.

We’re located in beautiful downtown Antler, North Dakota.

Yes, the lights are on. The Christmas tree is up. The computers are computing. The Internet is all wired. We are in business. If Santa wanted to launch tonight we’d be ready to roll.

And rolling is what we’ll be doing soon. The news is going to come at you pretty fast, probably starting the first of next week.

I will be your news person. I will be giving you updates.

But here’s the thing to remember: we’re last. Santa has to go to every other sector before he gets to us. So you’re going to see stuff come out from other elf supervisors and you’re going to say, “Where is Elf Pinky? Why does my Elf Supervisor suck?”

I don’t suck. I give you the news you need when you need it. Santa saves the best for last. That’s me. That’s Sector 5. That’s YOU!

So that’s my first assignment for you, kids. Figure out why Sector 5 is last. These lessons in time and how that all works is something you need, as an elf to understand. And you REALLY need to understand it in Sector 5.

Now, I’ve gotten some messages. A few of you are asking to do a chat just for Sector 5. Um…I don’t know about that yet. If you think that’s a good idea. Please comment below. When would we do it. It HAS to happen before December 23rd. Just sayin’.

Let me know.

I’m SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!

Sector 5 Stand Down

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Show Santa Your Christmas Eve

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Not Enough Roof Reports from Sector 5

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Santa has not had as many roof reports from us as he hoped to get. He is particularly concerned about the State of California.

If you haven’t already sent in a roof report, please use this page to do so now.

Sector 5 Elves Can Check In

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