Elf Bernard is the head elf at Santa's workshop. I went over to the workshop this week to meet with Elf Bernard and to get an update on how the work is going there. Elf Bernard is not the dude you think he is. First of all, he's a very smart elf who has worked... Read more
Author: Elf Harold Star
Elf Moe Makes an Announcement
Elf Chat on Sunday, October 2nd, featured Elf Moe, who's usual role is that of standards enforcement here on SantaTrackers.net. He also has served as a backup to Elf Max on administrative duties. In this important chat Elf Moe discusses with Elf Ernest the current situation with Elf Max, who has been ill these past... Read more
Test Flights Fail in Hurricane
North Pole Flight Command just posted a stunning update: the test flights of Santa's sleigh have failed during purposeful test flights into Hurricane Ian. Evidently Flight Command saw the catastrophic storm as an unusual opportunity and sent the test flights right into the path of the hurricane. It didn't go well. Another version of the... Read more
Outage Affects News Operations
All of the North Pole has struggled to maintain contact with the outside world since late last Wednesday night. A fierce and prolonged winter blizzard laid waste to new fiber optic cables being installed to upgrade North Pole infrastructure. The surprise storm also disrupted all outdoor activities and ground traffic as well as delayed flight... Read more
New Podcast Discusses the Great Sleigh Debate
Elf Trixie told us about it a week ago: all kinds of debate is raging about Santa's Sleigh. In an all new podcast episode Elves Frank Myrrh and Crash Murphy discusses the great sleigh debate and why it is not really that big of a deal. In fact, Elf Crash says it is hardly news.... Read more
Sleigh Crash Reported in the South Pacific
North Pole Flight Command is reporting that one of the sleighs that are part of the test flights has gone down in the South Pacific. The sleigh pilot and the reindeer have been rescued by a team from the SS Jingle Bell and are reportedly in good condition. We have no indication of the fate... Read more
150 Days Until Santa’s Launch
North Pole Flight Command marks this date as another important milestone - it is exactly 150 days until Santa's takes flight from the North Pole. As you have already seen, the test flights are now underway and sector elf supervisors are starting to call for tracker elf activation. At the North Pole, there are other... Read more
First Ever Regional HQ Announced for Africa
Historic news was announced at North Pole Flight Command today for Sector 3, which covers the continents of Africa and Europe. South Africa's city of Bethlehem will host the first-ever regional tracking center in Africa. Bethlehem, South Africa, joins Bethlehem, Palestine, this year as hosts for their sectors. This is the first time in history... Read more
Sector 5 Announces Regional HQ
Mistletoe, Kentucky will be home to the regional tracking center for Sector 5, covering North and Central America. Elf Pinky and team have been recorded by North Pole Flight Command as being already in the area to get the tracking center set up. They are hoping to have it online by the time test flights... Read more
Regional HQ Location for Sector 1 Announced
North Pole Flight Command has announced the location for the regional tracking center in Sector 1 will be located in Wiseman's Creek, Australia this year. Evidently Elf Randi and a team of set-up elves have been there already for a week getting things ready. That leaves just two sectors yet to announce - Sectors 3... Read more
Sector 2 Regional HQ Announced
North Pole Flight Command just announced another regional tracking center location, this time for Sector 2 covering Asia and the Middle East. In a surprise selection the city of Bethlehem was chosen over nine other finalists announced months ago. Nobody really expected Bethlehem to be selected because it is a very popular tourist destination that... Read more
Christmas in July at the North Pole
Christmas in July is the topic of this brief new episode of the Santa Trackers Podcast with elves Frank & Crash. There's a big difference between Elf Frank and Elf Crash. Crash is a very social elf who participates in most big events at the North Pole, while Elf Frank tends to hold back a... Read more