Attention all Trackers, Over the course of the past hour we have seen a rush of Internet traffic that is starting to affect the performance of all Official North Pole websites. With millions of trackers around the world and billions of believers, this is not unusual or unanticipated. We are closely monitoring the situation and […]
Among the emergency reports given to us we have one in particular that is being abused rather regularly, especially by Junior Tracker elves: the Pipeline to Santa Report. The purpose of this report is to get information straight to Santa, hopefully when he is on the sleigh. It would be used only in emergency situations […]
My Fellow Trackers, I am humbled to take on my new duties with you as Associate Director of Santa Trackers and I address you now as a first step in my new role. Elf Crash Murphy, my boss and your boss, has asked me to step up in communicating to you just what is happening […]
