The mystery of all of the problems with Santa’s sleigh has been solved. It. Was. Santa. I kid you not. When Elf Harold reported that the investigation into the sleigh by North Pole Security had been canceled I smelled a rat. Something like this just doesn’t go away so easily. When the word went out... Read more
North Pole Security closed their investigation into whatever happened with Santa's new sleigh in 2022. The sleigh was famously troubled when test flights began in July. The sleigh crash in test trials in August and suffered with various performance issues all year long. After the final troubled test flight on Christmas Eve, it was determined... Read more
Santa has taken a good, long nap - as have many others - and now there will be a round of post-Christmas parties to attend. One of the last of those parties this week will be a North Pole Flight Command. Once Santa and Mrs. Claus arrived at the North Pole, and the last of... Read more
The bedtime warnings are rolling in and they appear to include most of us. And like clockwork, Flight Command has also sent the word that we can stand down. Or, as Roger put it, Santa can take it from here. Hahaha. Thank you guys. What a year! I hope you have a Merry Christmas and... Read more
I cannot believe how EASY tracking Santa has been this year. So calm. We've been eating cookies and chugging eggnog here, just because we've been so calm. It's been fun. Flight Command, as they have with other sectors, has given us the "send a final weather" update message - which is code for "not much... Read more
I feel like I've hardly asked you guys to do much this year. But honestly, Santa's plan worked out so well that when it came to Christmas Eve we just needed to track and NOT report much. Santa said that is the way it should be. So congratulations, thank you and Merry Christmas. You can... Read more
Just got the call from Flight Command. Santa is about to enter Sector 3. He's knocking on the door real hard! Which means we need to wind things down. Please feel to send in any last minute report you feel might be helpful. We're in the fast lane with Flight Command, so feel free to... Read more
Flight Command has asked us to send in one last weather report. That's our sign that things are wrapping up for us. Today was easy, eh? [wpforms id="19223"]
Santa is heading here fast. Flight Command has given us the request for one last weather report. That's usually a sign they want to shut us down soon. Let's make it count: [wpforms id="19223"]
As predicted, North Pole Flight Command has just extended our stand down order. That means we fall under the bedtime advisory rules for our area and will need to soon head to bed. Before you go, let me just wish you a Merry Christmas and thank you once again for your service to Santa. His... Read more
Santa wants us to give the ground a fresh look. He'll be here in a few hours, so if you can do this report please be as complete as you can, especially if there is something new to report. [wpforms id="19399"]
When Flight Command asks for your "final" weather report it is a good indication that our stand down order is coming in the next few hours. Let's make sure we give Santa good information here: [wpforms id="19223"]
