Fellow elves – Sector 1 just entered the Red Zone. It is now past midnight on December 24th in the far eastern time zones in our sector. We’re on the clock. No new reports are needed at this time. But keep checking back. The Red Zone means that we are on active duty. While Santa […]
Attention elves of SECTOR 1 ONLY! We have been asked to update the weather in all areas of the Sector:
Attention Elves of Sector 1 – we need a local Christmas report from you when you get an opportunity. This report is an assessment of Christmas in your local area. We want your opinion on how you see the state of Christmas celebration right here you live. This is a very important report for Santa […]
We have great news coming out of New Zealand here in Sector 1: we have hit new record highs in the number of new elves signing on. Sector 1 is a very large sector geographically but it ranks fourth out of the five sectors in the total number of elves. This is likely because we […]
Elves of Sector 1 – you could see the test flights very soon in certain areas. I just received word from Flight Command that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh will soon be headed our way. They have been over Europe for the better part of the last month. They are finally changing to a […]
The official report from Elf Flip for our tally of tracker elves in Sector 1 shows a 4% increase since last month. There are roughly 7.4 million tracker elves now in Sector 1. I don’t mind telling you that the conference call we had after Santa’s announcement of the goal last week was a little […]
Hi Elves, I received a report from Elf Flip about the number of registered elves in Sector 1. There are on record 5,891,471 freelance tracker elves and 1,248,657 employed tracker elves in Sector 1. In total we have 7,140,128 tracker elves working Sector 1. Since Santa has not yet set the recruiting goal for this […]
As announced earlier today by North Pole Flight Command, the regional tracking center for Sector 1 will be located this year in the city of Bethlehem, New Zealand. Never has such an announcement been made this early. This means our tracking efforts begin earlier than ever. Why? I honestly don’t know. But I have some […]
Pretty light duty this year, Sector 1! Thank you for helping Santa get through our sector quickly. Merry Christmas! You can now stand down and head for bed.
North Pole Flight Command is requesting that we send in an air traffic report as soon as we can: [caldera_form id=”CF585cdca842f78″]
This is an unusual request from Flight Command. But let’s do it! [caldera_form id=”CF585cdf12d34bd”]
Wow, North Pole Flight Command really loves us! The have requested a roof report from all areas of Sector 1 as soon as we can: [caldera_form id=”CF57f765ed32566″]
