Trackers of Sector 1, the order has been issued – Santa has ordered us to stand down. That’s our signal to hang it up and head to bed. Thank you for your great service this year. We have broken all kinds of records and set an all new standard for service for Santa in our […]
North Pole Flight Command is requesting a ground report from all areas of Sector 1:
North Pole Flight Command has just requested a Local Christmas Report from Sector 1
North Pole Flight Command has requested another updated local weather report from you: This is for Sector 1 please!
Last call, Trackers! We need a roof report from as many of you as we can get:
Fellow elves – Sector 1 just entered the Red Zone. It is now past midnight on December 24th in the far eastern time zones in our sector. We’re on the clock. No new reports are needed at this time. But keep checking back. The Red Zone means that we are on active duty. While Santa […]
Attention elves of SECTOR 1 ONLY! We have been asked to update the weather in all areas of the Sector:
Attention Elves of Sector 1 – we need a local Christmas report from you when you get an opportunity. This report is an assessment of Christmas in your local area. We want your opinion on how you see the state of Christmas celebration right here you live. This is a very important report for Santa […]
We have great news coming out of New Zealand here in Sector 1: we have hit new record highs in the number of new elves signing on. Sector 1 is a very large sector geographically but it ranks fourth out of the five sectors in the total number of elves. This is likely because we […]
Elves of Sector 1 – you could see the test flights very soon in certain areas. I just received word from Flight Command that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh will soon be headed our way. They have been over Europe for the better part of the last month. They are finally changing to a […]
The official report from Elf Flip for our tally of tracker elves in Sector 1 shows a 4% increase since last month. There are roughly 7.4 million tracker elves now in Sector 1. I don’t mind telling you that the conference call we had after Santa’s announcement of the goal last week was a little […]
Hi Elves, I received a report from Elf Flip about the number of registered elves in Sector 1. There are on record 5,891,471 freelance tracker elves and 1,248,657 employed tracker elves in Sector 1. In total we have 7,140,128 tracker elves working Sector 1. Since Santa has not yet set the recruiting goal for this […]
