Sector 2 trackers can have their first real chance at seeing sleighs in the skies over the coming few days. I’ve been told by Flight Command that some test flights will be over parts of our sector soon. This is not expected to be a comprehensive time for us, unlike in recent days in Sector […]
Yes, it might seem a little early. But that is part of the point this year in our new reporting standards. I am asking all elves in Sector 2 to begin chimney inspections now. Please visit this link to file your report. Why now? Well, first of all, most chimneys are not going to change […]
Attention Elves of Sector 2: I was just alerted by Flight Command to prepare for the first sleighs to fly over Sector 2 sometime in the coming days. This is not a drill. I do not have more information at this time. Officially, North Pole Flight Command still has the test flights grounded. But that […]
Attention all elves of Sector 2: I am pleased to report that the regional tracking center in lovely downtown Bethlehem, Palestine is now operational. As such, I can also announced that we need to activate all elves in the sector. That means we need to get an ELF STATUS REPORT from each of you by […]
The order has come in from Santa via Flight Command – Tracker Elves of Sector 2 can now stand down. That is our signal to call it a day. Santa, has given us our bedtime advisory. You elves have been GREAT this year. It’s been a record-setting year for our sector and I am so […]
I just talked to flight command. I told them I didn’t feel we were making the best use of all our elf resources in this sector. We have millions of new elves and you all should be put to work. I was told to remind you that you can send any report at any time […]
Here’s a new request from Flight Command – they want a local Christmas report from us:
We need a transit report from the major cities in Sector 2:
Flight Command has asked for a Ground Report in Sector 2:
Flight Command is asking for updated weather information from all areas of Sector 2. If we have any elves especially in Mongolia to step up, we have concerns there:
Hello and Merry Christmas, Sector 2 – we’re in the Red Zone! It’s Christmas Eve. No reports are currently required in our sector. However, we’re on the clock now and a request can come at any time. Please check back frequently. In the mean time, please get some rest. We have a long Christmas Eve […]
