Hello my Elf Friends of Sector 2, Last week was productive for us. Here are the numbers: North Pole Tracker Elves: 1024 Freelance Tracker Elves: 216,774 Total Tracker Elves: 217,798 North Pole Tracker Elf Reports: 4,608 Freelance Tracker Elf Report: 802,064 Total Tracker Elf Reports: 806,672 As you can see, we really saw some eye-popping […]
Greetings, Elves of Sector 2. As this report shows, for the very first time, we are as a sector SMALLEST in number but LARGEST in size. That means the contributions of each one of you is mighty important. Here are the numbers: North Pole Tracker Elves: 964 Freelance Tracker Elves: 105,774 Total Tracker Elves: 106,738 […]
Sector 2 trackers can have their first real chance at seeing sleighs in the skies over the coming few days. I’ve been told by Flight Command that some test flights will be over parts of our sector soon. This is not expected to be a comprehensive time for us, unlike in recent days in Sector […]
Yes, it might seem a little early. But that is part of the point this year in our new reporting standards. I am asking all elves in Sector 2 to begin chimney inspections now. Please visit this link to file your report. Why now? Well, first of all, most chimneys are not going to change […]
Attention Elves of Sector 2: I was just alerted by Flight Command to prepare for the first sleighs to fly over Sector 2 sometime in the coming days. This is not a drill. I do not have more information at this time. Officially, North Pole Flight Command still has the test flights grounded. But that […]
Attention all elves of Sector 2: I am pleased to report that the regional tracking center in lovely downtown Bethlehem, Palestine is now operational. As such, I can also announced that we need to activate all elves in the sector. That means we need to get an ELF STATUS REPORT from each of you by […]
The order has come in from Santa via Flight Command – Tracker Elves of Sector 2 can now stand down. That is our signal to call it a day. Santa, has given us our bedtime advisory. You elves have been GREAT this year. It’s been a record-setting year for our sector and I am so […]
I just talked to flight command. I told them I didn’t feel we were making the best use of all our elf resources in this sector. We have millions of new elves and you all should be put to work. I was told to remind you that you can send any report at any time […]
Here’s a new request from Flight Command – they want a local Christmas report from us:
We need a transit report from the major cities in Sector 2:
Flight Command has asked for a Ground Report in Sector 2:
