Sector 2 Needs a Little Help

Hi Elves of Sector 2! We had a decent week. But we’re hoping to really step on the gas this week. It’s about ten days until launch now and we need to get it together. Here are the elf numbers:

North Pole Tracker Elves: 4,274
Freelance Tracker Elves: 551,101
Total Tracker Elves: 555,375

We need an EXPLOSION in new elves, kids. It’s going to take better than a million elves to get all the reports we need. Speaking of reports, here is the reports numbers through last week:

North Pole Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 23,080
Freelance Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 1,487,973
Total Tracker Elf Reports YTD: 1,511,052

Our goal for reports is lower than any other sector. But it is easily five times higher than what we presently show. So….we need to get with it.

Feedback from Santa this week for Sector 2:
Ok, Sector 2. I know what you’re thinking: there’s NO WAY we can meet the lofty goals set for you this year. Why is it so HIGH? It’s so high because Sector 2 has always has the largest land area to cover with billions of people – and yet there are fewer believers in Sector 2 than any other sector in the world. So we depend on those few believers there that we do have. That means all hands on deck. It also means you can BELIEVE there are more believers around you than you suspect. How do I know this? Because I have received, as of today, exactly 275,344,222 wish lists from believers in Sector 2. They are out there! We just need to find them, recruit them as elves, and get them to works as trackers. Can you help? Let’s make that our focus this week. Just get them here, friends. We’ll let your good Elf Supervisor and the website do the rest of the work. Spread the good word! — Santa

Your Instructions this week:

1. How are you doing? Give Santa an update here
2. How is the Christmas Spirit where you are? Report here
3. Please update your local weather – click here
4. We need a ground report from your area – click here

About this Elf: Elf Clif Moyer

Elf Clif is a long time presence at the North Pole getting his start in Santa’s employ in 1917 hauling wood with reindeer teams from Austria. He speaks 14 languages and took a 3-year sabbatical to serve in the Peace Corps in Africa in the 1950s. Elf Clif lives with his wife of many years in one of the largest farms at the North Pole, keeping hot house plants and flowers year round, his passionate hobby.