Costa Rica is a pretty place. I’m tempted to stay a few days and explore. Other than the beach there really hasn’t been much we have seen of this beautiful, warm country. The people here are very nice. I do not understand a word they say, but that’s not their fault. Someday I must learn... Read more
Author: Elf Trixie
Best Elf Advice Ever
About a month ago I got a text from Elf Meg Nogg, who writes for North Pole Flight Command. “I got a hot tip for ya”, the text said. That’s kind of a code we use for “let’s do lunch”. So the next day we met at Curly’s Pickle Emporium, one of the most popular... Read more
Introducing Bonus Codes
Bonus codes are a new feature that will allow you to earn extra points. This new feature is now active. We encourage you to visit the Bonus Codes page in Elf University and to there receive a special code that will both train you on how to do it and that will reward you for... Read more
Chocolate Butter and Deadbeat Elves
Fact: Last night I witnessed Santa fire thousands, if not millions of elves. Right there from his kitchen table. I feel vindicated. In my last column I told of a rumor out of Flight Command about elves losing their jobs and I caught some flak for it. Well, those guys in Flight Command were not... Read more
The Legend of Elf Big Sled Ted
Just after Valentine’s Day I was asked by Mrs. Claus to deliver some cookies to a legendary elf they call Big Sled Ted. I had never heard of him. But he’s a favorite of Mrs. Claus and occasionally she likes to give Ted special cookies that she makes just for him. In fact, it was... Read more
A Cheap Way for Some Free Time Off
Howdy, elves. Welcome to my new column here at the Santa Tracker Herald Star. It's a new assignment I'm just silly over. I get to tell you what I'm hearing in the way of rumors and gossip at the North Pole. How cool is that? Anyways. What kind of North Pole dirt do you want... Read more