Entries by Elf Tubby Ryder

Sector 4 Shows Big Gains

Sector 4 is on FIRE! Yes, my friends – we had a good week. Here’s the elf numbers: North Pole Tracker Elves: 8,767 Freelance Tracker Elves: 2,374,554 Total Tracker Elves: 2,383,321 We topped the word with 131% growth last week in elves. Nobody added more than we did (well, percentage-wise). That gave us a world-leading […]

Sector 4 Gets in Gear

I’m so proud of you, Sector 4! We had a big BIG HUGE week. Here are the elf count numbers: North Pole Tracker Elves: 6,972 Freelance Tracker Elves: 1,024,751 Total Tracker Elves: 1,031,723 We cleared 1 million elves last week! Who saw that coming. Of course, that meant a lot to our tracker report totals […]

Report for Sector 4

Hola, amigos! As we head into the week of Thanksgiving, this is where we stand as a sector: North Pole Tracker Elves: 2,496 Freelance Tracker Elves: 471,221 Total Tracker Elves: 473,717 And here is our report tally for the week: North Pole Tracker Elf Reports: 8,237 Freelance Tracker Elf Reports: 1,460,785 Total Tracker Elf Reports: […]

Sector 4 Alerted AGAIN!

Trackers of Sector 4: North Pole Flight Command has just informed the Regional Tracking Center here in Milagro, Ecuador to expect sleighs over our skies very soon. This is a legitimate alert. I am awaiting some kind of official announcement from North Pole Flight Command that test flights are resuming. But I have not seen […]

Ten Possible Locations for Sector 4 Tracking Center

I have heard back from the Locating Committee at Flight Command on our ten finalist locations for this year’s regional tracking center here in Sector 4. Last year’s location was in Natal, Brazil. Here are the finalists: Milagro, Ecuador Kuummit, Greenland Somerset Village, Bermuda Saint Martins, Barbados Mary, Grenada Sucre, Bolivia Los Angeles, Chile Santa […]