Hola, amigos! As we head into the week of Thanksgiving, this is where we stand as a sector:
North Pole Tracker Elves: 2,496
Freelance Tracker Elves: 471,221
Total Tracker Elves: 473,717
And here is our report tally for the week:
North Pole Tracker Elf Reports: 8,237
Freelance Tracker Elf Reports: 1,460,785
Total Tracker Elf Reports: 1,469,022
Our goals:
Total Tracker Elves: 3.8 million
Total Tracker Elf Reports: 17 million
As you can see, we have a long way to go. In fact, if I’m being honest, we are not off to a very strong start. But this isn’t unusual. We are usually a little behind everyone else at this point in the season. But we catch up fast! And that is exactly what we are going to do this year. Fortunately, as you can see, Santa has faith in us:
Feedback from Santa:
How I love coming to Sector 4. There are no more happier people in the world than the good people of Sector 4. I appreciate their Christmas spirit. I am concerned for many of them this year. It has been a difficult year in a lot of places. So this week I’d like you elves to take a good look around and file reports that Elf Tubby might ask for that address how things feel and look for Christmas in Sector 4. I know this will be hard in Greenland. However, there are few people there and it should be fairly easy for the few elves we have in Greenland. If need be, Greenland is close enough that we can dispatch some elves from the North Pole there to check things out. As far as delivery goes in Sector 4 I have a number of worries. Parking the sleigh is a bit of a challenge in some areas. I don’t do rooftops much in Sector 4. But yards are typically small and I don’t like parking the sleigh on the street. What you report about the ground and pictures of places you think I can land the sleigh are important to me. We could use a few more elves in Sector 4. Please talk to your friends. — Santa
Instructions for this week, please send in the following reports:
- Elf Status Report
- Local Christmas Report
- Weather Report
- Optional Photo Report for Recommended Sleigh Landing Locations
We have much to do, friends! Let’s get elf-busy!
Hello, Elf Tubby! I hope you will have happier elves a lot soon, and Santa’s sleigh can park safely by the reports. I heard Greenland melted too much last summer. I hope it has snowed now. ^^