Entries by Elf Pinky

Updated Weather Report Requested

Trackers of Sector 5 – Flight Command has asked we provide them with an updated weather report. They are specifically targeting the United States and Canada west of the Rockies as an area of need for information. This is just routine and you may be asked again for this report several times both before and […]

Photo Request for Sector 5

Attention elves of Sector 5! We have a request from Flight Command to test the photo submission function here on SantaTrackers.net Please go to the Photo Submission Report page and upload an image of ONE of the following things: Your selfie Your Christmas Tree You Tracking Center This fun little assignment is intended to test […]

Sector 5 Rocks the July Recruiting Numbers

Sector 5 totally rocked the recruiting numbers in July. We went from 16,925,973 elves in June to 19,037,530 elves in July. That’s an increase of better than 2.1 million elves in July – or better than 12%. I’m so totally stoked. Why did we do so well? Well, it’s simple. You guys are THE BEST. […]

Time to Shine, Sector 5

Ok, so I’ve had a few freak out messages today from a few who heard Santa’s news conference. Seems some of you think that 200 million tracker elf goal is impossible. I’d like to break it down for you in simple terms. It’s really not so bad. First of all, there are 8 BILLION people […]

Sector 5 Rocks the Elf Count

Sector 5 is rockin’ the elf count. That weird little Elf Flip just sent me our June numbers and I have to tell you – I’m excited. This is where we stand, officially: Freelance Elves – 15,338,477 North Pole Elves – 1, 587,496 Total Elves – 16,925,973 That’s more than any other sector. Sector 5 […]

Santa’s Sleigh is Coming to Sector 5

Did y’all see the news at North Pole Flight Command? Santa’s sleigh is coming for Independence Day, kids. We finally get our first tracking test of 2021. You can follow along and I can follow along. Just so you know, I was contacted by Flight Command with this announcement. They are expecting to test all […]

Sector 5 On Alert

Sector 5 is called to alert status effective immediately. I have just received word that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh will shift over to our sector within the next week. It is anticipated that Santa’s sleighs will be over this skies of the USA over the 4th of July weekend. This is a very […]

Sector 5 HQ to Be in Nova Scotia

Greetings, elves! Pinky here. We have news – and usual, we’re the last to get it. Ha! North Pole Flight Command announced today that Sector 5’s regional headquarters will be located in Christmas Island, Nova Scotia. I’ve been there. It’s a neat little town. Why does the North Pole always pick small towns for their […]