Sector 5 Rocks the Elf Count

Sector 5 is rockin’ the elf count. That weird little Elf Flip just sent me our June numbers and I have to tell you – I’m excited.

This is where we stand, officially:

Freelance Elves – 15,338,477
North Pole Elves – 1, 587,496

Total Elves – 16,925,973

That’s more than any other sector. Sector 5 is #1!

And it will remain that way for the whole year. We will be the biggest sector, guaranteed.

I won’t have the July numbers for a while but I want you to know that I intend to have the biggest increase in our elf count. Santa’s off to a fast start this year and we will be off to a fast start.

I know Santa releases the big goal next week and while I have no clue what it should be I’ll tell you right now our goal will be bigger than ever. So that means we do NOT take our foot off the gas. We start pushing now. Talk to your friends, talk to every adult you know, talk to your Grandma – talk to everyone! We need elves!

About this Elf: Elf Pinky

Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.