Sector 5 Rocks

Sector 5 Rocks the July Recruiting Numbers

Sector 5 totally rocked the recruiting numbers in July. We went from 16,925,973 elves in June to 19,037,530 elves in July.

That’s an increase of better than 2.1 million elves in July – or better than 12%. I’m so totally stoked.

Why did we do so well?

Well, it’s simple. You guys are THE BEST.

Now, based on how I reported this last month some of you are hung up on how many freelance elves versus how many North Pole elves. Well, guess what – I’m not going to tell. Elves is elves. I’ve been told not to worry about it, so you shouldn’t worry about it.

We just need to keep this thing going.

Are you ready to hear this? Our goal for just our humble, tiny, little sector…is 90 million elves this year.

Yeah, that’s a lot.

But that number also shows how important Sector 5 is, gang. We account for almost HALF of the tracker elves world wide.

It sure seems we’re pretty special, eh?

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Tracking Center Director -- North America at the North Pole Tracking Department
Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.
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Elf Cookie Dough

Wow awesome