Fellow elves of Sector 5, awaken and arise! I send you greetings from our brand new Regional Tracking Center here in Cold Lake, Alberta, Canada. Cold Lake is indeed a cold lake. We’re kind of far north for the first time in many years. But I’m enjoy the mild summer they have here and, in […]
The bedtime warnings are rolling in and they appear to include most of us. And like clockwork, Flight Command has also sent the word that we can stand down. Or, as Roger put it, Santa can take it from here. Hahaha. Thank you guys. What a year! I hope you have a Merry Christmas and […]
I cannot believe how EASY tracking Santa has been this year. So calm. We’ve been eating cookies and chugging eggnog here, just because we’ve been so calm. It’s been fun. Flight Command, as they have with other sectors, has given us the “send a final weather” update message – which is code for “not much […]
From Flight Command just a short time ago: Santa wants trackers in Sector 5 – IF they are out and about today – to send in an updated Local Christmas report. If the weather is dangerous please DO NOT venture outside to do this. Santa wants you safe.
Wow, they are really a little freaked out about our weather. It’s weird, but we’ll keep updating them is this is what they want:
Santa launches in just a few hours – and we’re now in the Red Zone. I do not have any new requests but the buzz I’m getting from Flight Command is still about the weather in our sector. I’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, happy Christmas Eve everybody! Enjoy Santa’s launch.
Weather updates are going to be needed a lot in Sector 5, kids. This artic blast is causing some worries about black ice for Santa and the sleigh. Do not be surprise if Flight Command asks us about it a lot for Canada and at least the Northern USA. We have word that even south […]
Trackers – yeah, I know. We’re in the middle of tracking Santa now. But we got assigned Fridays for our report and I’m going to do it. We head into tonight with a great deal of momentum. Check out these elf counts: North Pole Tracker Elves: 457,641 Freelance Tracker Elves: 53,668,419 Total Tracker Elves: 54,126,060 […]
It’s our turn, Sector 5. North Pole Flight Command has sent the word – let’s see who in Sector 5 is paying attention and ready to check in. Do so below:
Trackers – I just got a news flash from Flight Command. As of right now – Sector 5, which is not even checking in yet – leads the WORLD in a metric we call Tracker Error Rate. You know what that is? That’s elves in MY SECTOR checking in in OTHER SECTORS. In other words, […]
Hi, Elves! We’ve done it again – North Pole Tracker Elves: 314,574 Freelance Tracker Elves: 37,668,444 Total Tracker Elves: 37,983,018 Best in the world! Another great week. Thank you for your focus and your intensity. ONE WEEK from tonight, Santa launches and we will be READY. Here’s where we stand with tracker reports: North Pole […]
Howdy, Elf Friends! There’s Sector 5 – then there’s everyone else. There is no other way to put it. Look at how many elves we have now: North Pole Tracker Elves: 211,741 <– more than DOUBLE last week Freelance Tracker Elves: 20,478,531 Total Tracker Elves: 20,690,272 <– up 94%, best in the world But….that’s nothing […]
