Trackers in Sector 5 Can Check In
It’s our turn, Sector 5. North Pole Flight Command has sent the word – let’s see who in Sector 5 is paying attention and ready to check in. Do so below:
Entries by Elf Pinky
Hold On There, Trackers
Trackers – I just got a news flash from Flight Command. As of right now – Sector 5, which is not even checking in yet – leads the WORLD in a metric we call Tracker Error Rate. You know what that is? That’s elves in MY SECTOR checking in in OTHER SECTORS. In other words, […]
Sector 5 Sleighs It
Hi, Elves! We’ve done it again – North Pole Tracker Elves: 314,574 Freelance Tracker Elves: 37,668,444 Total Tracker Elves: 37,983,018 Best in the world! Another great week. Thank you for your focus and your intensity. ONE WEEK from tonight, Santa launches and we will be READY. Here’s where we stand with tracker reports: North Pole […]
Sector 5 Rocks It Again
Howdy, Elf Friends! There’s Sector 5 – then there’s everyone else. There is no other way to put it. Look at how many elves we have now: North Pole Tracker Elves: 211,741 <– more than DOUBLE last week Freelance Tracker Elves: 20,478,531 Total Tracker Elves: 20,690,272 <– up 94%, best in the world But….that’s nothing […]
Good Progress in Sector 5
Hi Elves! It’s been a monster week in Sector 5 – but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! People are GETTING IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!! Here’s our numbers — North Pole Tracker Elves: 101,177 Freelance Tracker Elves: 10,557,961 Total Tracker Elves: 10,659,138 Hahaha – here’s the report numbers: North Pole Tracker Elf Reports: 576,709 Freelance Tracker […]
Sector 5 Standing Tall
Elves of Sector 5, you are the best. Always have been. We just love Santa more in Sector 5, I guess. Here’s where we stand so far for this year: North Pole Tracker Elves: 55,986 Freelance Tracker Elves: 6,387,669 Total Tracker Elves: 6,443,655 That’s a huge number but it’s not great. We have had many, […]
Elf Crusader Named Sector Lead for Sector 5
I am pleased to announce that Elf Crusader has been promoted to Sector Lead in Sector 5. As such, he in effect becomes my assistant here at SantaTrackers.net. Most Sector 5 elves are already well aware of Elf Crusader. Crusader is the North Pole Naturalist, a city captain, a Senior Elf, a member of Santa’s […]
Elf Promotions at Regional HQ
Elf promotions at our Regional HQ in Mistletoe, Kentucky are effective immediately. These promotions needed to be made in advance of Operation Merry Christmas, which kicks off in just a couple of days. I do not expect you to know these elves as they usually do not have time to be active on SantaTrackers.net. Yet […]
Sector 5 Elves Needed to Report
Happy November, Elves! With Santa’s Sleigh taking a test flight dip into Sector 5 I was expecting to get a report request. Well, I got one but it wasn’t for anything to have to do with Santa’s Sleigh. Flight Command has told me they want to see a Public Observance Report from Sector 5 now […]
Alert! Elf Status Update
Hi elves! I’ve been to a couple of interesting meetings lately. I have reason to believe things are going to get interesting. So, just to prepare myself I’m asking each of you to please file an Elf Status Report as soon as you can. I need to know how many of you out there are […]
North America Elves Go on Alert
For the next two weeks Sector 5 will be home to the test flights of Santa’s sleigh. The time frame begins as the test flight pilots and reindeer shift to Mexico later this week to accept delivery of Version 4 of this year’s design. From Mexico the flights will travel north to the United States […]
Sector 5 Local Christmas Report
Howdy, Elves! I have to tell you, I was really disappointed by the two days of sleigh flybys we had. They just ran right through us. I got a lot of reports of possible sleigh sightings but I got more questions than anything. The test flights have yet to come to our area and stay […]
