I just talked to flight command. I told them I didn’t feel we were making the best use of all our elf resources in this sector. We have millions of new elves and you all should be put to work. I was told to remind you that you can send any report at any time […]
Here’s a new request from Flight Command – they want a local Christmas report from us:
We need a transit report from the major cities in Sector 2:
Flight Command has asked for a Ground Report in Sector 2:
Flight Command is asking for updated weather information from all areas of Sector 2. If we have any elves especially in Mongolia to step up, we have concerns there:
Hello and Merry Christmas, Sector 2 – we’re in the Red Zone! It’s Christmas Eve. No reports are currently required in our sector. However, we’re on the clock now and a request can come at any time. Please check back frequently. In the mean time, please get some rest. We have a long Christmas Eve […]
I’m so doggone proud of you elves in Sector 2. We have one of the largest areas to cover but our number of elves are the lowest of any other sector. There simply are not enough believers in Asia and the Middle East. But, despite these challenges, we showed a 3.1% increase over goal in […]
Hello Elves! I received the elf count update for our this morning from Elf Flip in Flight Command. We have the follow number of elves on record: Freelance Elves – 2,444,185 North Pole Elves – 635,251 Total Elves – 3,079,436 I do not have to remind you that we have the largest land mass to […]
We are pleased and excited by the announcement from North Pole Flight Command today that the ancient city of St. Nicholas in Demre, Turkey will serve as the location for our regional tracking center in Sector 2. In case you don’t know, Demre is the home of the legend of Santa Claus. It is where […]
Trackers…Santa made it easy on us this year. Our bedtime warnings have been received and it’s time for us to stand down. Thank you for your service.
Ok, looks like Santa needs to know what might be on the ground: [caldera_form id=”CF585cdf12d34bd”]
Hey guys…Santa wants a roof report if you please have time: [caldera_form id=”CF57f765ed32566″]
