Tracking Center for Sector 5

Sector 5 Celebrates New Regional Tracking Center

Update for Sector 5Greetings all ye Trackers of Sector 5! Elf Pinky here.

I’m your boss.

Haha. Actually, I’m just an elf just like you. But did you know that we – the ELVES OF SECTOR FIVE — are the greatest in the world!??

Today we have something to celebrate. Elf Max wanted to announce this a week or more ago but I wouldn’t let him. I wanted to tell you myself. TODAY — RIGHT NOW HOMIES — WE ARE IN BUSINESS IN OUR NEW REGIONAL TRACKING CENTER FOR CENTRAL AND NORTH AMERICA.

We’re located in beautiful downtown Antler, North Dakota.

Yes, the lights are on. The Christmas tree is up. The computers are computing. The Internet is all wired. We are in business. If Santa wanted to launch tonight we’d be ready to roll.

And rolling is what we’ll be doing soon. The news is going to come at you pretty fast, probably starting the first of next week.

I will be your news person. I will be giving you updates.

But here’s the thing to remember: we’re last. Santa has to go to every other sector before he gets to us. So you’re going to see stuff come out from other elf supervisors and you’re going to say, “Where is Elf Pinky? Why does my Elf Supervisor suck?”

I don’t suck. I give you the news you need when you need it. Santa saves the best for last. That’s me. That’s Sector 5. That’s YOU!

So that’s my first assignment for you, kids. Figure out why Sector 5 is last. These lessons in time and how that all works is something you need, as an elf to understand. And you REALLY need to understand it in Sector 5.

Now, I’ve gotten some messages. A few of you are asking to do a chat just for Sector 5. Um…I don’t know about that yet. If you think that’s a good idea. Please comment below. When would we do it. It HAS to happen before December 23rd. Just sayin’.

Let me know.

I’m SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!

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Tracking Center Director -- North America at the North Pole Tracking Department
Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.
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Maurice Williams

I think there should be a personal chat for sector 5 after all we love Santa the most

Elf Kringle

Good Idea!!!!!!

Amanda Smith

Since sector 5 is the best we should go first!!

Hannah

Best for Last!

Elf Kringle

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could we do it december 20th does that sound good to everyone else

Elf will

I ‘m excited too pinky

Elf will

I live in cali

Elf Lil Cream

Same!

Elf will

can you tell me when to do a report

Elf will

yes

Hannah

How do I contact her?

Kaylee Jacquay

What about on the 21st that’s when I’ll be available

Elf Jangle

I have figured out why we are last because you see the north pole wraps around all of the sectors and the area that Santa launches at is east or near sector 1 and every year instead of going west he goes east.That is why we are last , so it is not Santa’s fault it is just because that is more efficient as his landing zone for the north pole is probably west.

Elf Jangle

also how do I contact elf Pinky Yates

Elf Lil Cream

23? 22? 21? Anytime works!

Roger. romero

dear santa sector 2 i finished lovly santa

Elf Candycane

My little sister is a tracker elf too and her elf name is Elf Pinky too is that ok?

Roger. romero

why is sector 5 last

Keira

Where was it before?
Why does he get here at 2:00 AM?

Sarah Doetsch

I also agree to have a meeting with Sectors 5, I think it would be good to get to know our fellow tracker Elf’s in Sector 5. And also, would like to know how pinky will call us while we were working tracking Santa, and the weather?