Christmas in July Chat with Elf Victor

Christmas in July Chat

Santa’s head elf over Reindeer Operations, Elf Victor, came to Santa Tracker Chat to talk all about Santa’s reindeer and to answer questions elves might have. It was an interesting conversation! Here is the transcript:

Elf Sugar CookieGood morning! I apologize for missing the last chat; I just got out of church. How are you?
Elf UlanHi Elf Sugar Cookie!
Elf MaxHi all! Elf Victor will be here in a minute. He’s got an assistant today, I’m told.
Elf Sugar CookieHi Elf Ulan! How are you?
Elf MaxElf Victor, as you know, heads up Reindeer Operations at the North Pole. It is a rare treat to get him here!
Elf UlanIt’ll be the fourth chat today, lol
Elf MaxThe 4th?
Elf VictorHello
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Sugar Cookie. I’m so good!
Elf MaxAh, Elf Victor!
Elf VictorHi there.
Elf Sugar CookieI’m so glad to hear it!
Elf MaxThank you for being with us today. We’re thrilled to have you with us. How are you?
Elf Sugar CookieHi, Elf Victor!
Elf VictorI’m doing pretty good for an old guy.
Elf VictorHi Elf Sugar Cookie
Elf VictorHello Elf Ulan
Elf VictorGreat to be with you today.
Elf VictorElf Melanie is typing for me today. She’s much faster than I am!
Elf Ulan(Yes, Elf Max 6am, 7am, 11pm, and this! It’s midnightnew  here!)
Elf MaxWow, Elf Ulan! You’re one dedicated elf!
Elf VictorElf Ulan, I don’t know where you are but I admire your work ethic!
Elf UlanHello, Elf Victor! It’s been a lot time!
Elf MaxElf Ulan is in Japan.
Elf VictorOh my! That’s outstanding!
Elf MaxWhat’s the nearest reindeer ranch to Japan?
Elf Sugar CookieShe is one amazing elf!
Elf UlanYes, I’m in Japan, and 13 hours earlier different lol
Elf MaxSanta has a reindeer ranch in Japan?!!!
Elf VictorYes, a small one
Elf MaxUm…where?
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Sugar Cookie. You’re awesome too!
Elf VictorI can’t disclose the exact locations. But it is in the mountains in Shizuoka
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much!
Elf MaxHave you been there before?
Elf UlanWhere????
Elf VictorYes, many times. Good reindeer there.
Elf MaxHow many reindeer ranches are there?
Elf UlanShizuoka! Around Mt. Fuji? Elf Victor?
Elf VictorWell, there are ranches large and small. Our total network has 26 full time operating ranches in 17 countries, not including our main ranch at the North Pole
Elf VictorI cannot share precise locations, Elf Ulan. Security reasons. The ranch in Japan is quite small
Elf MaxI had no idea. So….that brings up a question. Do the reindeer in Japan understand Japanese?
Elf VictorYes, they do. The trainers and vets there are all Japanese
Elf MaxSo…they’re elves then?
Elf VictorYes, of course.
Elf UlanWow, I didn’t know that! Whats the big news for me!
Elf MaxDo you speak Japanese?
Elf VictorNo, I don’t. I have to take a translator with me when I go. I try to go with Santa some times because he’s fluent in Japanese
Elf MaxI don’t think that is surprising.
Elf VictorYes, Santa speaks many languages. He’s always learning something new. He loves to speak with people in their native tongue.
Elf UlanI can be your translator, Elf Victor! XD
Elf VictorElf Ulan, I might take you up on that!
Elf MaxThis is really interesting. How often do you travel to the different ranches?
Elf VictorI don’t travel as much as I used to. We do a lot of work by Zoom and stuff now. The world has gotten smaller with technology.
Elf MaxWere you there last week when Santa went to Bolivia?
Elf UlanPlease take me up there! I’m so delighted it!
Elf VictorNo, but I was part of the arrangements for that trip for Santa. I knew all about it in advance.
Elf VictorI’d have to clear that with Santa, Elf Ulan.
Elf MaxHow many elves besides you and Santa get to visit these ranches?
Elf VictorNo many. You have to be certified to go to the ranches. We keep them closed to the publc.
Elf MaxWhy keep them closed? I think a lot of people would want to visit Santa’s reindeer.
Elf VictorYes, they would. But that’s why we keep them closed. They would be so popular they would never get rest.
Elf MaxA lot of people just want to see reindeer fly. You know, to see Santa in his sleigh in the skies.
Elf UlanOf course. Please let me know anytime!
Elf VictorYes, they would. And many do see Santa when he flies on Christmas.
Elf VictorYou’re an elf, Ulan. And I’m told you’re an excellent elf. We’d just need to get you certified.
Elf MaxSo why can’t people see reindeer fly at other times of the year?
Elf VictorWell, they could. For example, the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are happening now. I suppose people could see that if they are in the right place.
Elf UlanHow’s Andray going in Bolivia? Elf Victor?
Elf MaxWhy don’t we do that? Why can’t we tell people where the sleigh is flying and just let them go see?
Elf VictorThere are a lot of reasons we don’t do that, Max. These are Santa’s reindeer, not circus animals. They do a serious job. Besides, they don’t like that kind of attention.
Elf VictorAndre is doing really well. He is very excited. I get a call nearly every day about him right now. He really wants to come to the North Pole. Very badly.
Elf MaxI understand that sometimes when Santa travels, especially in November and December when he sees so many children, he sometimes shows his reindeer
Elf VictorYes, he does that now and then. But not often. He would only do that with select reindeer. Ones that have been trained to handle public attention.
Elf MaxSo…which reindeer would that be?
Elf VictorSally is Santa’s favorite for facing a crowd.
Elf MaxSally? I’ve never heard of Sally.
Elf VictorSally is an old, gentle soul. For years she served on Mrs. Claus’ team. She is kind of like a grandma reindeer.
Elf MaxA grandma reindeer? What’s that?
Elf UlanThat’s good! I hope Andre will come back to the North Pole soon!
Elf VictorYou know. Kind. Gentle. Sweet. Nice.
Elf VictorShe never gets nervous around a lot of people. She will let the children actually pet her. That’s very unusual for a reindeer.
Elf MaxIt is? You can’t pet a reindeer?
Elf VictorWell, you SHOULD NOT pet a reindeer without permission. No.
Elf UlanElf Victor, how do I get it?
Elf MaxI didn’t know that. They don’t like to be petted?
Elf VictorHow do you get what, Elf Ulan?
Elf Sugar CookieI’ve tried before and it is not easy. (We were lucky enough to see reindeer on a family vacation one time!) They do like apples though!
Elf VictorReindeer do not like to be touched much, Max. They are very private. Space is important to them.
Elf MaxWow. I never knew
Elf VictorYes, Elf Sugar Cookie. Food is a good way to get close to a reindeer and to build trust. They LOVE apples.
Elf VictorI don’t think the world realizes how much work Santa had to do to get reindeer to do what they do for him and for all of us.
Elf MaxDoes Santa pet the reindeer ever?
Elf VictorHe does, but not as much as you might think. Santa understands reindeer like no other person in the world. He respects their space. That’s one reason why we never know for sure when they will show up before Christmas. Santa doesn’t command. He invites.
Elf UlanI mean do you need my certified.?
Elf VictorWe would have to work with you to get you certified. But I’m certain you could do it right there at the ranch.
Elf MaxAre many elves certified?
Elf VictorYes, we have a large department. To work with the reindeer you have to be certified.
Elf MaxHow long does it take to get certified?
Elf VictorOh not long. About six years on average.
Elf MaxWait…six years before an elf can work with reindeer?
Elf UlanWhich ranch should I go to?
Elf VictorSix years to WORK with reindeer, not to see them or be around them. You have to learn around the reindeer to get certified.
Elf VictorAny reindeer ranch could accommodate you, Elf Ulan. I can talk to Santa about it.
Elf MaxSo, say Elf Ulan wants to work with the reindeer in some way. It would take her six years to do that?
Elf VictorYes, if she is intent on a job as it relates to reindeer in some way – it’s going to take at least six years to get certified to get that job. It’s a lot of work.
Elf MaxWow. That blows my mind.
Elf VictorAll sleigh pilots have to be reindeer certified. So that’s part of the reason why it takes so long to become a sleigh pilot too.
Elf MaxHoly smokes. I never even thought of that.
Elf Sugar CookieThat makes sense!
Elf UlanOkay, I’d like to try it! 😆
Elf VictorYeah, those sleigh pilots have it hard. They have to learn advance mathmatics, lots of science, and also the science of reindeer. Hard than becoming an Astronaut!
Elf Sugar CookieWow!!
Elf VictorOk, Elf Ulan. If you’re serious, I’ll talk to Santa about it.
Elf VictorYes, I have nothing but respect for the Corps of Sleigh Pilots at the North Pole
Elf UlanYes, please tell Santa. Thank you so much
Elf MaxHow many sleigh pilots are there?
Elf VictorThere are close to 20,000 certified sleigh pilots in the world. Not many at all.
Elf MaxGoodness! That’s more than I would have thought.
Elf VictorIt took many years for Santa to build up to that level. There’s now only about four or five per year who get certified. It’s very rare.
Elf UlanI heard thousands of reindeer are there
Elf MaxWell, how many elves get certified for reindeer?
Elf Sugar CookieDid Santa have to get certified too?
Elf VictorYes, elf Ulan. The reindeer number about 65,000 now. All over the world.
Elf VictorElf Sugar Cookie. Santa does get certified every few years. Of course, he sets the certification requirements, which include book learning, ranch time and other things. He does all that.
Elf VictorWe have about 40,000 certified elves who work with reindeer in their various jobs.
Elf Ulan65000 reindeer! And you manage them all!
Elf MaxI had no idea the scope of this was that big.
Elf Sugar CookieWow, that’s incredible. He holds himself to a high standard for sure!
Elf MaxFolks, the time has flown by on this chat and we have learned a lot. Are there any last questions for Elf Victor?
Elf VictorSanta considers reindeer some of his most important elves. He cannot be Santa without them.
Elf Sugar CookieWhere does Rudolph usually stay in the off-season (as much as you are allowed to disclose)?
Elf MaxElf Victor, can we get you back for another chat soon? This has been the best chat for me. I have really learned a great deal.
Elf UlanIt’s so fast. Elf Victor, are Trixie and Mighty Mick friends? XD
Elf VictorRudolph? He’s from North America. He spends a lot of time with family in the Rockies.
Elf VictorMighty Mick is friends with everyone he meets. He’s really an exceptional reindeer.
Elf VictorYes, he loves Trixie.
Elf MaxElf Victor THANK YOU so much for being here.
Elf Sugar CookieWow, that’s cool! I had no idea he’s from Sector 5; thanks for letting me know!
Elf VictorIt has been a pleasure. I’d love to come back some time.
Elf VictorGoodbye everyone! Save up your apples for the reindeer!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much; this has been one of the best chats!
Elf MaxHahaha – will do. Thanks Elf Victor.
Elf UlanAww, thank you. I hope I want to be their friend someday!
Elf Maxwow, what a chat! Thanks for being here you guys!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you Elf Max and Elf Victor (and it was great to talk to you again, Elf Ulan)!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Victor, Elf Max, and Elf Sugar Cookie!
About this Elf: Elf Winslow Verified Elf North Pole Elf North Pole News Elf
Elf Winslow is special assistant to Elf Ernest of the Public Relations and News Department at the North Pole. As such, he is the Events Editor at SantaUpdate.com. He also works as a staff writer here at SantaTrackers.net, keeping us up-to-date on the Elf Calendar. Elf Winslow married, his wife's name is Elf Esther and she is a seamstress in the Uniforms Department. They have four little elves of their own - Sophie, Molly, Winnie and Polly.
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Very Interesting. I am so disappointed I couldn’t attend this chat.

Elf Ulan

Thank you, Elf Winslow. Thank you so much, elves Victor, Max, and Elf Sugar Cookie! It was amazing. I read the recap, and I have a lot of missed the stories. I respect the pilots and Santa and Mrs. Claus! It’ll take six years to get certified. I can heal the reindeer without petting using energy healing too. Elf Victor, please ask Santa about me! I’ll do my best for it if Santa permits me! I’ll learn about reindeer more with respect. And we’ll see you soon in the next chat!

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