Entries by Elf Tubby Ryder

Ten Possible Locations for Sector 4 Tracking Center

I have heard back from the Locating Committee at Flight Command on our ten finalist locations for this year’s regional tracking center here in Sector 4. Last year’s location was in Natal, Brazil. Here are the finalists: Milagro, Ecuador Kuummit, Greenland Somerset Village, Bermuda Saint Martins, Barbados Mary, Grenada Sucre, Bolivia Los Angeles, Chile Santa […]

Sector 4 in the Red Zone

Fellow elves of Sector 4: we’re in the Red Zone. We’ve got Christmas Eve starting to bust out in our sector! I do not have any requests from Flight Command at this time. We anticipate at least six hours before we hear something from them. I will keep you posted.

Sector 4 Tracker Elves Check-in

Feliz Navidad! It’s time for elves of Sector 4 to check-in! We’re on the clock: Current conditions in Sector 4 are outstanding. Never have we been this ready to track Santa. The weather is beautiful, we have more than ever and we’re ready for Santa to come. Come track Santa with us, Sector 4!

Sector 4 Needs an LCR

Hola Sector 4! North Pole Flight Command has requested that elves in Sector 4 provide a Local Christmas Report as soon as is convenient. You can find this report at this link I do not know why they want this report. I just know they want it. Personally, from where I’m sitting here in Natal, […]

Sector 4 Needs Elves

Hi Gang, Well, it’s much worse than I thought. Last month I predicted our goal would be about 30 million elves total for Sector 4. Of course, that was before Santa held his big press conference and set the new goal. Well….we’re going to need to top 40 million here in Sector 4 if we […]

Sector 4 in the Spotlight

Elves – Sector 4 is in the spotlight! Santa’s sleigh is over our skies for the first time this year and it will be over the next several days. Believe it or not this fact is a good tool to recruit new elves – and heck knows we need to recruit elves! You see, if […]