Entries by Elf Tubby Ryder

Sector 4 in the Red Zone

Fellow elves of Sector 4: we’re in the Red Zone. We’ve got Christmas Eve starting to bust out in our sector! I do not have any requests from Flight Command at this time. We anticipate at least six hours before we hear something from them. I will keep you posted.

Sector 4 Tracker Elves Check-in

Feliz Navidad! It’s time for elves of Sector 4 to check-in! We’re on the clock: Current conditions in Sector 4 are outstanding. Never have we been this ready to track Santa. The weather is beautiful, we have more than ever and we’re ready for Santa to come. Come track Santa with us, Sector 4!

Sector 4 Needs an LCR

Hola Sector 4! North Pole Flight Command has requested that elves in Sector 4 provide a Local Christmas Report as soon as is convenient. You can find this report at this link I do not know why they want this report. I just know they want it. Personally, from where I’m sitting here in Natal, […]

Sector 4 Needs Elves

Hi Gang, Well, it’s much worse than I thought. Last month I predicted our goal would be about 30 million elves total for Sector 4. Of course, that was before Santa held his big press conference and set the new goal. Well….we’re going to need to top 40 million here in Sector 4 if we […]

Sector 4 in the Spotlight

Elves – Sector 4 is in the spotlight! Santa’s sleigh is over our skies for the first time this year and it will be over the next several days. Believe it or not this fact is a good tool to recruit new elves – and heck knows we need to recruit elves! You see, if […]

Elf Count Update for Sector 4

Hola, Elves! Well, the numbers are in for us finally. Here’s how it looks for us in terms of elf count: Freelance Elves – 8,966,451 North Pole Elves – 2,358,971 Total Sector 4 Elves – 11,325,422 Like the others I don’t know yet what our target is for this season. But I’m going to go […]

Sector 4 is in The Red Zone!

Our turn, guys! Sector 4 is now in the Red Zone and ready to set the table for Santa. Let’s look sharp and be ready for anything that Flight Command requests. In fact, let’s begin by sending them a weather report: [caldera_form id=”CF57ea2d6fe16f1″]