Ok, so I’ve had a few freak out messages today from a few who heard Santa’s news conference. Seems some of you think that 200 million tracker elf goal is impossible. I’d like to break it down for you in simple terms. It’s really not so bad. First of all, there are 8 BILLION people […]
Sector 5 is rockin’ the elf count. That weird little Elf Flip just sent me our June numbers and I have to tell you – I’m excited. This is where we stand, officially: Freelance Elves – 15,338,477 North Pole Elves – 1, 587,496 Total Elves – 16,925,973 That’s more than any other sector. Sector 5 […]
Did y’all see the news at North Pole Flight Command? Santa’s sleigh is coming for Independence Day, kids. We finally get our first tracking test of 2021. You can follow along and I can follow along. Just so you know, I was contacted by Flight Command with this announcement. They are expecting to test all […]
Sector 5 is called to alert status effective immediately. I have just received word that the test flights of Santa’s sleigh will shift over to our sector within the next week. It is anticipated that Santa’s sleighs will be over this skies of the USA over the 4th of July weekend. This is a very […]
Greetings, elves! Pinky here. We have news – and usual, we’re the last to get it. Ha! North Pole Flight Command announced today that Sector 5’s regional headquarters will be located in Christmas Island, Nova Scotia. I’ve been there. It’s a neat little town. Why does the North Pole always pick small towns for their […]
I know it is late, and I apologize. But we wanted to give our trackers way out west in the Pacific a chance to participate. I appreciate you all for your hard work this year!
Santa wants another look at our weather — especially out west of the Rockies: [caldera_form id=”CF57ea2d6fe16f1″]
Don’t ask me why, Santa wants this again. We’ll do anything we can to help, right? Just fill out the form below to the best of your ability: [caldera_form id=”CF57f765ed32566″]
Ok, guys. Let’s get out there and check those chimneys for Santa. Let’s keep him safe! [caldera_form id=”CF57f76e7da9ea6″]
This is a very unusual request. And for safety reasons I need to ask you to handle this carefully: 1. Do not act outside of local ordinances relative to the virus. Wear a mask, keep distant. 2. If you are at risk, do not go outside or fill the report. 3. There is no need […]
Santa wants to see, I want to see, and the world wants to see a smiley selfie of you — in your tracking center, in front of your tree, hanging your stocking…doing something Christmasy! Santa said he doubted I could get 20 pictures. I told him I could get a lot more than that! Let’s […]
It’s time! Sector 5 is in the red zone…meaning it’s Christmas Eve and we are now on alert. If you have not already done so, please check in below: [caldera_form id=”CF585a8440e8fc9″]
