Slow Down, Sector 5

Relax, Sector 5. I’m seeing a lot of unnecessary reports from you. We’re not even in the Red Zone.

Let’s chill. Our turn will come.

By sending in unnecessary reports right now you take up the time of elves in Flight Command who are concentrating on sectors where they ARE in the Red Zone. We still hours and hours away from Santa’s launch.

Get some eggnog, take a nap, feed the cat. Whatevs. Just chill and wait for word from me, okay?

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Tracking Center Director -- North America at the Santa Claus Ltd
Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.
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Elf weather tracker

Copy that, I am still on standby ready ready for Santa’s launch

Elf weather tracker

I’m still on standby and ready for Santa’s launch.


i’m sorry if i ask a lot of questions… i am a new elf, but how do we know when we are in the red zone, and how do we know when to start the real working, and start tracking Santa?

Elf Maurice

We are in the the Red zone when it is Christmas eve officially in your sector,you start tracking santa when he leaves the North pole.


thank u so much! I greatly appreciate your help 🙂