Fact: Last night I witnessed Santa fire thousands, if not millions of elves. Right there from his kitchen table. I feel vindicated. In my last column I told of a rumor out of Flight Command about elves losing their jobs and I caught some flak for it. Well, those guys in Flight Command were not... Read more
Chocolate Butter and Deadbeat Elves
March 30, 2022 Published by Elf Trixie
