It is a quiet time of year. It is a consequential time of year. Last year, in January, we saw a lot of change happen. It took a lot of elves by surprise here at SantaTrackers.net. Well, guess what? Surprise? Change is happening again. Only this time I’m not so sure elves are going to... Read more
Category: The Scoop
Sleigh Boys Doubtful of Santa’s Sleigh
Ok, I've delayed this post long enough. The test pilots of Santa's sleigh held a group lunch during the Halloween weekend break. I was there. I heard a lot about Santa's sleigh. I was asked by several to not share what I learned. But I cannot stay silent any longer. This is not only news... Read more
Murmurs about Santa’s Sleigh
It has been an interesting week since the sleigh crash in the South Pacific. Murmurs about Santa's sleigh have been everywhere since. I suppose it is human nature to cast blame. At first, everyone was in shock - and worried about the well being of the pilot and the reindeer. But once it was found... Read more
You are One Very Special Elf
Well now. Isn't that interesting? Not long after my last column I got a phone call from my friend, Elf Lorraine Hastings, who happens to be a North Pole Flight Command elf. She's some kind of analyst. She told me she was assigned to call me and broker a deal. She could tell me what... Read more
Elf Ghost Town
I have never seen the North Pole so empty. Empty streets. Empty shops. Empty schools. Empty houses. Even the Claus residence has been locked up tight. What’s going on? Mass vacations. You see, the past two years at the North Pole have been very strange. I guess it has been that way around the world,... Read more
Things I Cannot Tell You
Costa Rica is a pretty place. I’m tempted to stay a few days and explore. Other than the beach there really hasn’t been much we have seen of this beautiful, warm country. The people here are very nice. I do not understand a word they say, but that’s not their fault. Someday I must learn... Read more
Best Elf Advice Ever
About a month ago I got a text from Elf Meg Nogg, who writes for North Pole Flight Command. “I got a hot tip for ya”, the text said. That’s kind of a code we use for “let’s do lunch”. So the next day we met at Curly’s Pickle Emporium, one of the most popular... Read more
Chocolate Butter and Deadbeat Elves
Fact: Last night I witnessed Santa fire thousands, if not millions of elves. Right there from his kitchen table. I feel vindicated. In my last column I told of a rumor out of Flight Command about elves losing their jobs and I caught some flak for it. Well, those guys in Flight Command were not... Read more
A Cheap Way for Some Free Time Off
Howdy, elves. Welcome to my new column here at the Santa Tracker Herald Star. It's a new assignment I'm just silly over. I get to tell you what I'm hearing in the way of rumors and gossip at the North Pole. How cool is that? Anyways. What kind of North Pole dirt do you want... Read more