Entries by Elf Pinky

Chimney Inspections Extended

After conferring with Elf Roger Star of North Pole Flight Command we have been given permission to extend the chimney inspection deadline in Sector 5 to November 30th. This is being done to accommodate the number of elves just now signing up to track Santa for Santa. It’s a good idea because so much of […]

City Captains Report!

I asked Elf Sandy Claus of the Department of Elf Resources to post the City Captain position. Just about every Sector needs them and all the other Elf Supervisors will want more of them as well. As City Captain you will be the local resource for all things pertaining to tracking Santa. People can ask […]

What New Elves Need to Do

Hi Friends in Sector 5, We are enjoying a lot of new elves in recent days. I thought I’d post some reminders of what new elves need to do: 1. Get your profile right here on SantaTrackers.net. There are instructions for this but you should be able to figure it out easily. You need “Elf” […]

False Sleigh Sightings Reported

We have received a rash of potential sleigh sightings in Sector 5 in the last few hours. All of them are coming from the American Southwest – areas of Southern California, Arizona, Nevada and Utah. There’s just one little problem: there are actually no sleighs in our Sector at all right now, according to North […]

Status Report Requested

Howdy Elves in Sector 5, I am pleased to report that Sector 5’s regional tracking center in St. Nicholas, Minnesota is now fully operational. We’re open for business completely. Our thanks to the crack crew of elves from Flight Command and Santa’s Workshop for getting us up and running. All things considered, we feel like […]

Heading to Minnesota

The time has finally come! Hopefully, you’ve seen the news out of SantaUpdate.com – we in Sector 5 are no longer homeless. We are headed to St. Nicholas, Minnesota even as I type this. I have not heard the whole story yet of how this happened. I am quite surprised that we will be in […]

Special Weather Report

Greetings elves of Sector 5, As we continue to work here at North Pole Flight Command (without a Regional Tracking Center to our name), I’ve been asked to put forth a special request. Test flight planners are looking for forecasted bad weather within Sector 5 around the middle of September. I know it might be […]

Regional Tracking Center Update

Hi elves, I understand some of you have been writing in to the North Pole very concerned about the Regional Tracking Center for Sector 5. I do have some news to share – a little. First of all, you should know that for now we are taking up space at North Pole Flight Command and […]

Things are Happening in Sector 5

I have been getting a few concerned messages from some elves in Sector 5. I want to assure you that even though we don’t yet have our Regional Tracking Center finalized for Sector 5 things are indeed happening. I think as the month of August comes around next week all tracker elves in every sector […]

Santa Wants a Weather Update

Elves, Are you watching this? Santa has these sudden bursts of speed – he literally tore through Australia in under an hour. Amazing! The word I’m getting is that he is totally focused on breaking this speed record this year. He’s going to go through our sector just as fast. He’s moving like crazy! Let’s […]