Bulgaria wants to interview Santa. On December 24th. On national television. At 7pm local time. Can you see now why Santa needs elves all over the world? No matter how much work the Public Relations Department at the North Pole puts into, well, publicizing, how Santa works they still don’t get it. The media – […]
Joel here. Remember me? Santa’s calendar guy? Yeah, my job sucks right now. Santa took off, nobody can reach him, everyone wants to meet with him and I can only book things for November and December. That’s not exactly a great time for Santa. That means everyone is mad at me. You see, Santa could […]
Hi. Joel here. At the Pole, as ever. Lots of confused elves running around here. Elf Roger’s announcement yesterday has thrown everyone into a tizzy. Some elves here didn’t come in to work. They aren’t mad. They just don’t know if they still do what they were doing before. So they stayed home, waiting to […]
Hey. Joel here. Remember me? Yeah, that guy who wrote ONE post like months ago and then disappeared? I’m back. Back at the North Pole. Back from life on the road with Santa. Back to a winter wonderland with nothing to do. I have not been at the North Pole during Christmas time for many […]
Hi. I’m Joel. I’m an elf. I live at the North Pole. This is the first entry of my new column – an exclusive here at SantaTrackers.net. Honestly, I’m not sure I want to do this. You see, I’m what they call a reluctant elf. My Dad is an elf. My grandparents are elves. My […]
