False Sleigh Sightings

False Sleigh Sightings Reported

We have received a rash of potential sleigh sightings in Sector 5 in the last few hours. All of them are coming from the American Southwest – areas of Southern California, Arizona, Nevada and Utah.

There’s just one little problem: there are actually no sleighs in our Sector at all right now, according to North Pole Flight Command.

So if they are not sleighs, what are elves out there seeing?

We’re not sure. And flight command is now curious about it as well. They have dispatched drones and are contacting SkyNet to see if they have any data. It is possible that they will send scout sleighs to investigate if these reports persist.

We’re not saying we don’t believe you. But whatever is in your skies out there are not sleighs from the North Pole.

We’ll keep you posted.

About this Elf: Elf Pinky Verified Elf Santa's Council Member Sector 5 Elf Supervisor
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Elf Pinky was recruited from the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1992 and has since served as an instructor in sleigh flight theory at the North Pole Institute of Aviation. She worked very hard to earn her elf credentials, working a second shift first as a tool repair technician in Santa’s workshop and then as an engineer in the Wrapping Department designing wrapping machines. Pinky in recent years was a recruiter and trainer of sleigh test pilots and flies under the call sign Barracuda. Last year she served as a Flight Operations Director and demonstrated outstanding judgment and maturity in her duties supervising more than 400 elves, pilots, reindeer handlers and sleigh freighters.
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Elf Crusader

Skynet? Isnt that the name of that evil computer in the terminator movie?

Does it work the same ?

Elf Ulan

Hi Elf Pinky! Wow, mistery! Please tell us what they saw later! I wonder if they saw UFOs or unconfirmed animals. Merry Christmas! XD

DixieBelle

Interesting! Can’t wait to see what the sightings turn out to be!

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