Entries by Elf Clif Moyer

Elf Status Report Needed

Greetings from Christmas Island in Myanmar! I am happy to report that our Regional Tracking Center is completely up and operational. As a first run of receiving reports, we would like all elves in Sector 2 to submit an Elf Status Report. This will not only give us a good systems test but it will […]

Weather Updates Needed

Greetings from Kochi, India! North Pole Flight Command has informed me that we have a lot of sleighs in the skies associated with Operation Airlift either here now or coming soon over the next 48 hours. From those elves who are able we need fresh, updated weather reports from all trackers who are able to […]

URGENT REQUEST

Elves of Sector 2 – an urgent request has been given to us to get done a Local Christmas Report from all areas. This came from a meeting with North Pole Flight Command earlier today. The topic of the meeting was the Christmas Spirit, which is always of concern to Santa. For some reason, he’s […]

Do You See Sleighs?

Do you see sleighs? For whatever reason the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are over our sector. That, plus the fact the Operation Air Lift is now underway, there are a lot of signs in our skies of activity. Add to that the phenomenon of UFOs and visible satellites in the skies these days and […]

Public Observance Report Needed

Elves of Sector 2, Flight Command and North Pole Security are both advising us about some disturbing information coming out of Southeast Asia. It would behoove elves in all areas of our sector if they are able to send in a public observance report as soon as you can. Santa often reminds us that the […]

Chinese Speaking Elves Needed

We have a real need for elves who speak Chinese in Sector 2. China is a huge country and we are starting to see some good growth in our elf numbers. However, these are mostly freelance elves who cannot come to this site because it’s not in Chinese. I do not know how big of […]