Elf Chat Recap

Elf Crash Murphy stopped in to Elf Chat this week for a brief discussion to catch up on things. Talked about was St. Patrick’s Day, a weird airplane flight to LA for Crash, and answering difficult mail that comes in from non-believers.

sugarcookie77Good morning!
Elf Crash MurphyHey y’all
sugarcookie77How are you, Elf Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyDoing really well! How are you sugar cookie?
sugarcookie77Glad to hear it! I’m doing well, thanks!
Elf Crash MurphyFrank seems to be having trouble getting on
sugarcookie77I hope he’s able to figure it out! It took me a little while to find Elf Chat with the new website layout.
Elf Crash MurphyThat’s why we do the chat!
Elf Frank MyrrhWell, that was fun.
Elf Crash MurphyAh, there you are…!
sugarcookie77Good morning, Elf Frank! How are you?
Elf Frank MyrrhI’m doing very well. Nice to see you Sugar Cookie! How are you?
sugarcookie77I’m glad to hear that, and thank you, it’s nice to see you too! I’m doing well, thanks!
Elf Frank MyrrhCrash, do we have a plan for this chat today?
Elf Crash MurphyYou mean like a theme or something?
Elf Frank MyrrhYeah, what are we talking about?
Elf Crash MurphyI dunno. No theme really. We haven’t shared any news for a while, cause we haven’t had a chance to. But really I think this was meant to be more of a check in and how-do-you-do kind of affair.
Elf Frank MyrrhIt is not like there has been a great deal to share either, Crash. Pretty normal for this time of year.
Elf Crash MurphyYessir. We’ve got at least another month of this kind of quiet.
Elf Frank MyrrhRight. It’s amazing what happens in May. All of a sudden people start to remember Christmas is coming.
Elf Crash MurphyYes. Even my mail has become slow. I never thought it would go back to normal again, but it has the past couple of months.
Elf Frank MyrrhI know you were a bit worried about that at one time. Got a handle on it now?
Elf Crash MurphyWell yes and no. I’m still getting some questions and things that are new to me. Stuff guys like Santa get all the time that usually pass me by. So I still struggle with how to handle all of it.
Elf Frank MyrrhReally? Like what?
Elf Crash MurphyI think the hard ones for me are those who write in to say Santa didn’t visit them or did not bring them what they wanted for Christmas. Those are not fun to deal with.
Elf Frank MyrrhSo how do you deal with them?
Elf Crash MurphySome of them I talk to Elf Ed Zachary about. He’s dealt with those things a lot.
Elf Frank MyrrhOh boy.
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, he’s gets a little impatient with some of those letter writers.
Elf Frank MyrrhIs it because they can sometimes be a little bitter or mean?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, and he has no problem throwing it back at them. But that’s not me. I’d rather tell them a knock knock joke or something. You know? Something to lighten things up.
Elf Frank MyrrhYou’re definitely not a confrontational kind of guy, Crash. Do you get a lot of back and forth when you answer this stuff or do you just end the conversation?
Elf Crash MurphyI don’t end it…but after I explain what I can that usually ends it. They usually don’t write back after I respond. Except this one kid from New Jersey. Little Roscoe. Dude won’t leave me alone. He doesn’t believe in Santa but his questions are ENDLESS.
Elf Frank MyrrhMaybe he just believes in Elf Crash Murphy.
Elf Crash MurphyOh good golly, no.
Elf Frank MyrrhGive yourself a little credit, Crash. A lot of people out there really appreciate your work.
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s not really work, Frank. I don’t know how to be anyone but me. And I find it challenging sometimes to be me and do the job Santa wants. I don’t know how he does it.
Elf Frank MyrrhWell, how is Santa? I still haven’t seen him yet since he’s been home. I know he’s super busy.
Elf Crash MurphyHe is, Frank. I think Santa has a big agenda and he’s getting around to people as best he can. I have seen him a little but not really that much more than you. I suspect our time is coming.
Elf Frank MyrrhCrash, I keep getting questions from people – tracker elves – about Santa’s message for them.
Elf Crash MurphyOh yes, I do too.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhen is Santa going to speak?
Elf Crash MurphyI think he’s waiting until more trackers are around – like May, Frank. I haven’t been able to talk to him about it.
Elf Frank MyrrhMaybe you should say something about it.
Elf Crash MurphyI’ve had that thought. Even talked to Elf Ernest about it. But I keep feeling like I need to wait.
Elf Frank MyrrhSo what about all the messages some elves are sending you?
Elf Crash MurphyI’m telling them to just be patient. That Santa will speak up when the time is right.
Elf Frank MyrrhIs that satisfying them?
Elf Crash MurphyNo.
Elf Frank MyrrhLOL. I thought it was just me.
Elf Crash MurphyYou get mail, Frank?
Elf Frank MyrrhJust about you and Santa, Crash.
Elf Crash MurphyHahaha – yeah, right!
Elf Crash MurphyElf Sugar Cookie, do you have a question for Frank and I today?
Elf Frank MyrrhI’m not the one doing questions, Crash. This is all about you.
Elf Crash MurphyOh be quiet, Frank. If Sugar Cookie has a question I know you’ll answer it if you can.
Elf Frank MyrrhI’m just a little old radio elf, Crash. I’m only here because Max couldn’t come today.
Elf Crash MurphyWhat’s up with Maxy?
sugarcookie77I’m not sure! I think you guys covered a lot! I was going to ask if Elf Trixie was ok, as we hadn’t heard from her in a while, but I saw she posted something today. Other than that… do you guys have any plans for St. Patrick’s Day? I know not every elf celebrates.
sugarcookie77Oh, is Elf Max ok?
Elf Frank MyrrhOh we knew he’d have some time problems this time of year with school and all. He’ll be back soon.
Elf Frank MyrrhMy St. Patrick’s Day plans are simple. I’m checking to see if Crash wears green. If he doesn’t I get to pinch him.
sugarcookie77LOL
Elf Crash MurphyMy only plans are to throw potatoes at Frank’s house.
Elf Frank MyrrhHahaha!
sugarcookie77LOL- watch out, Elf Frank!
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat about you Sugar Cookie?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, do you do anything for St. Patrick’s Day?
sugarcookie77Not much out of the ordinary! I’ll probably just wear green and eat Lucky Charms cereal. Lol
sugarcookie77Thanks for asking!
Elf Frank MyrrhCrash, I heard you were experimenting with some things for St. Patrick’s Day.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, I made green milk and put it on my Cheerios. Kind of disgusting.
sugarcookie77Lol, how did you make green milk?
Elf Frank MyrrhUh…oh. Wow, Crash. Words fail. You don’t do Lucky Charms, too?
Elf Crash MurphyJust used some food coloring. But it made my Cheerios look kind of barfy.
Elf Crash MurphyNo, I should have done Lucky Charms. That makes so much sense to me now.
Elf Frank MyrrhDo it change the taste?
Elf Crash MurphyNot really. But it didn’t look appetizing, Frank. I had a hard time choking it down.
Elf Frank MyrrhI guess we better work on our St. Patrick’s Day game a little bit.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, it’s not really a tradition most elves at the North Pole get into. I think that disappoints some people out there.
Elf Frank MyrrhElf Ed Zachary was going to write an article about it but Elf Ernest killed it.
Elf Crash MurphyHe did?
Elf Frank MyrrhYes. Elf Ed Zachary told me Ernest said he was being too harsh in the article.
Elf Crash MurphyWow. I didn’t think anyone shut down Ed Zachary.
Elf Frank MyrrhWell if anyone could do it, it would be Elf Ernest.
Elf Crash MurphySo I take it Elf Ed Zachary is not a fan of St. Patrick’s Day?
Elf Frank MyrrhNope. I read the article. He slammed it pretty good.
Elf Crash MurphyOh. Well, I guess it’s a good thing it’s not out there then. A lot of people really have a lot of fun with St. Patrick’s Day.
Elf Frank MyrrhI think that’s the gist of what Elf Ernest told him. You know, not to spoil it for others.
Elf Frank MyrrhBut, Elf Ed Zachary was approaching it from a North Pole perspective. I get why he might have been upset a little bit.
Elf Crash MurphyHas anyone ever confused you for a leprechaun, Frank?
Elf Frank MyrrhNo. Has that happened to you?
Elf Crash MurphyYes. I had to take a flight about a week ago – you know, a regular airplane? – from Sydney to Los Angeles. I was asked if I was a leprechaun.
Elf Frank MyrrhNo way!
Elf Crash MurphyWay. It was awkward.
Elf Frank MyrrhYou were not dressed…well, as yourself?
sugarcookie77That sounds very awkward. If you don’t mind me asking, what was the flight for?
Elf Crash MurphyI was. I’m a fairly normal looking person, Frank. It was warm, kinda. Had on Birkenstocks and shorts. T-shirt. How is that like an leprechaun?
Elf Frank MyrrhYou’re not a normal looking person, Crash.
Elf Crash MurphyHey
sugarcookie77Ouch
Elf Frank MyrrhNo, I’m not being mean here, Crash.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat I mean, and maybe its because we’re elves…you have a unique look. I don’t know anything about leprechauns but maybe you look like one and don’t know it?
Elf Crash MurphyFrank, I didn’t have a stitch of green on. No glittery hats. Nothing leprechaun like at all.
Elf Frank MyrrhSo why did they think you were a leprechaun.
Elf Crash MurphyI have no idea. Although he was drinking quite a bit on the flight. I don’t think it was water, either.
Elf Frank MyrrhOh. Did you mention to him you are an elf?
Elf Crash MurphyWeeeeellllllll, I maybe kinda sorta could have let that slip a little tiny bit.
Elf Frank MyrrhOh….I see
Elf Crash MurphyOk, it was my fault.
Elf Crash MurphyAnd he asked me about my pot of gold.
Elf Crash MurphyAnd I told him to go drink green milk.
Elf Frank MyrrhLol, so this guy really irritated you, Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, he got on my nerves and I made the whole thing worse.
sugarcookie77LOL!! Between you telling him you’re an elf and (especially) the non-water part, I understand the mix-up. Sorry that happened to you
Elf Frank MyrrhWhy did you take a regular airplane anyway?
Elf Crash MurphyBecause I got done there early and I had sent my sleigh off with the reindeer to South America for a few days for the reindeer. Didn’t think I would need them.
Elf Crash MurphyAnd I just was really ready to get out of Australia.
Elf Frank MyrrhAnd go to LA???!!!
Elf Crash MurphyIt was the first flight I could get. I couldn’t get any closer to South America than that quickly.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat business did you have in Australia?
Elf Crash MurphyA meeting with Elf Randi. We were going to scout some islands near Samoa. But she had a family thing come up and I was suddenly done there.
Elf Frank MyrrhAh, I see. Adventures of the International Director of Santa Trackers
Elf Crash MurphyYes, that’s my world now….sick weirdos on a flight to LA….
Elf Frank MyrrhFolks, any last questions for Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyFrank, we need to finish our last podcast
sugarcookie77Come to think of it, are you guys doing anything for Easter? That’s coming up pretty soon!
Elf Frank MyrrhYou mean start over?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, I mean that. I promise not to talk about that stuff again.
elf radarHi Elf Crash. Sorry I was so late. Thanks for doing this chat.
sugarcookie77Hi Elf Radar! Good to see you!
Elf Crash MurphyHi Elf Radar! Nice to see you, friend!
Elf Frank MyrrhYeah, Crash. We need to stay on topic. This week?
Elf Crash MurphyLet’s do it, Frank. Weenies, my office. Wednesday.
sugarcookie77I’m looking forward to hearing the podcast!
Elf Crash MurphyI’ll bring the green milk.
sugarcookie77LOL
Elf Frank MyrrhHahaha – I’ll pass, Crash.
Elf Frank MyrrhOkay everyone, thanks for being here today!
Elf Crash MurphyYes, thank you elves Sugar Cookie and Radar!
Elf Frank MyrrhBye all!
sugarcookie77Thank you both for doing this chat! It was so nice to be here with you!
Elf Crash MurphyAdios!
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Chat with Elf Crash Murphy

Elf Crash Murphy came to Elf Chat today, despite a mix up in the scheduled times. He was supposed to talk about plans for tracking Santa in 2024 but he admitted that he has yet to meet with Santa this year and does not yet have a lot of specific information.

But there are things going on that he was able to update us about. Here is a transcript of that lively conversation:

Elf Crash MurphyHowdy
Elf MaxHi Crash. I apologize. I messed up the time of the chat today
Elf Crash MurphyYa did? I am I here at the wrong time?
Elf MaxYes, we’re an hour late.
Elf MaxI posted it for 9am EST but told you 10am
Elf Crash MurphyWell good golly. I’m not sure I could have been there that early! This is early enough
Elf UlanHello! XD
Elf TrixieI didn’t even look at the time, I just assumed it would be 10am
Elf MaxThat’s what I did too
Elf Crash MurphyWell there’s 4 of us here. We can talk anyway
Elf MaxHi Elf Ulan. I’m so sorry!
Elf Crash MurphyI just looked at that events thing and I’m not sure I’m ready to talk about Santa’s plans this year anyway
Elf TrixieYou don’t know Santa’s plans either?
Elf UlanNo problem! Please don’t be sorry, Elf Max. I’m here, lol
Elf Crash MurphyNot yet, no. Well, not exactly I should say. I know we’re flying.
Elf MaxYou haven’t met with Santa?
Elf Crash MurphyNo, he’s taking his sweet time of things. I think it is another week until my appointment with him.
Elf TrixieThat’s the story with everyone. I think Santa is making up for time he missed last year
Elf MaxSo you have heard this too, Trixie?
Elf TrixieYes! That’s kind of why I came today. I’m snooping around for some answers
Elf Crash MurphyHahaha. You won’t get much from me!
Elf MaxThen what are we going to talk about, Elf Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyI dunno.
Elf TrixieHahaha
Elf MaxI thought we would have a new podcast from you and Elf Frank by now.
Elf Crash MurphyWell, funny story about that.
Elf UlanTell us!
Elf Crash MurphyWe sat down, had a list of questions and stuff, and started talking
Elf Crash MurphyAnd we got into about a 25 minute discussion about ramen.
Elf UlanLol
Elf TrixieRamen? You mean…noodles?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, and we realized it was a weird tangent and decided to scrap the whole recording
Elf Crash MurphyThen Frank got laryngitis and lost his voice and we put it off until he got better
Elf MaxOh, I’m sorry to hear he got sick
Elf Crash MurphyHe’s better now but he’s been off at some knitting championship or something
Elf TrixieKnitting?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, that’s a thing he does
Elf MaxI didn’t know they had championships for that
Elf TrixieKnitting?!!!
Elf Crash MurphyI know. Frank is a deep guy….
Elf MaxWe need to schedule another chat with him!
Elf UlanWhat did he knit?
Elf Crash MurphyHe’s going to kill me for sharing that….
Elf Crash MurphyYou know what, Elf Ulan? He’s never shown me anything that he works on. I don’t know what he makes.
Elf UlanNice! Interesting!
Elf TrixieThere’s a story here….
Elf Crash MurphyOh boy…put your reporter hat off, Elf Trixie. I’m not sure Frank wants that in the news.
Elf TrixieToo late!
Elf UlanI’ll ask him someday. I knit too! XD
Elf MaxWhere do they hold knitting championships?
Elf Crash MurphyI dunno. Minnesota maybe.
Elf TrixieMinnesota?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, they got a lot of old ladies there….
Elf TrixieHahaha
Elf MaxOh boy….that’s a scream
Elf Crash MurphyReally, you guys. Don’t tell him I told you. I’m gonna have to deny it.
Elf TrixieHe’s going to know Crash
Elf MaxWow, ramen and knitting. You guys cover a lot of ground.
Elf Crash MurphyDagnabit.
Elf TrixieHahaha. This is better than Santa’s plans for 2024.
Elf UlanKnitting is great!
Elf MaxYeah, we can just have Elf Crash come dish on everyone at the North Pole.
Elf Crash MurphyNow you know I won’t do that.
Elf MaxWhy wouldn’t Frank want to talk about this hobby of his?
Elf Crash MurphyProbably because he’d get teased about it, like we’re teasing him here.
Elf UlanElf Crash, did you eat ramen on Christmas Eve?
Elf TrixieI’ll admit – I’m surprised. Frank has always seemed to be kind of a burly dude, you know?
Elf Crash MurphyI’ve eaten ramen on Christmas Eve but I wouldn’t say it is a habit or a tradition.
Elf Crash MurphyWe started talking about it because Frank was visiting with some family in the USA and went to a Costco where they have all these fancy ramens.
Elf Crash MurphyHe bought one of everything they had and ate nothing else for like a week. Said he loved it.
Elf Crash MurphyI eat ramen not because I like them a ton but because I live alone and I don’t like to cook much.
Elf MaxSame here.
Elf TrixieYeah, me too
Elf Crash MurphyBut I guess Frank is a next level ramen eater.
Elf UlanMe too! Lol
Elf MaxWell, Crash – we’ve all been out of touch for a while. What IS going on for this year so far?
Elf Crash MurphyThings are happening Max. There just hasn’t been a lot of stuff shared in the news.
Elf Crash MurphySanta has been spending a lot of time with the workshop teams and he’s only getting to us and the teams from Flight Command now.
Elf MaxSo what have you been working on…besides ramen and knitting?
Elf Crash MurphyWell, I got the Elf Supervisors together and we’re wrapping up points and evals from last year. We’re talking some stuff we can do before Santa gives us plans.
Elf MaxOk. Like what?
Elf Crash MurphyThe Elf Supervisors would like some suggestions from each sector about where to put the Regional Tracking Centers this year. Those scout teams go out soon to start the selection process.
Elf MaxOh, that would be cool.
Elf Crash MurphyI think it is a great idea as well.
Elf MaxWhen do the regional tracking centers have to be ready?
Elf Crash MurphyUsually by the end of July. Last year Santa wanted them announced as part of Christmas in July and we did that and it worked out great.
Elf MaxYou think he will want to do that again this year?
Elf UlanI’m curious about where they put the tracking center!
Elf Crash MurphyI have no idea, because we haven’t talked about it. That’s why the Elf Supervisors have held off on asking for suggestions.
Elf Crash MurphyWe want more input from trackers on this .
Elf Maxthat’s honestly way cool. I hope you tell Santa that.
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s on my list.
Elf MaxWhat else is on your list?
Elf Crash MurphyWhat SHOULD be on my list?
Elf MaxA bigger server for the website.
Elf Crash MurphyThat is on my list!
Elf TrixieDo you really think Santa will want a lot of new or different things this year?
Elf Crash MurphyNo, Trixie. I don’t know what he’s thinking, honestly. I’ve seen him exactly twice since Christmas.
Elf Crash MurphyHe was really happy with how last year turned out. I think if he had huge concerns we would have met already.
Elf UlanDo you think Santa will replace the elves with another department thus year?
Elf Crash MurphyI don’t think so. We made a lot of changes last year and I think Santa wants to keep things fairly static for a while, Elf Ulan
Elf Crash MurphyI hope he won’t fire me.
Elf TrixieAwwwww….
Elf MaxWhy would he do that?
Elf Crash MurphyI’m still a rookie at this whole director thing.
Elf MaxI think you’re doing great.
Elf TrixieYes, you did an AWESOME job last year.
Elf Crash MurphyThanks you guys. I was worried I was going to have to take up knitting.
Elf MaxLOL
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash. All of the elves at the North Pole are very important for Santa!
Elf TrixieSo when do you meet up with Santa?
Elf Crash MurphyFebruary 29th.
Elf MaxOh, that’s about two weeks away still.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, very late. Santa is moving at a different pace this year.
Elf TrixieSo is Mrs. Claus.
Elf MaxReally, Trixie?
Elf TrixieReally.
Elf Crash MurphyMrs. Claus is having fun. Santa is giving her a break. She worked very hard last year.
Elf TrixieYes, night and day difference this year versus last year.
Elf MaxDo you meet with Mrs. Claus?
Elf Crash MurphyI did a lot last year because Santa was gone. But now…no. She’s occupied with other stuff. Trixie could tell us what’s she’s doing. But she’s not meeting with me.
Elf TrixieIt’s true. She’s leaving all the reviews and meetings to Santa. So far Mrs. Claus is really focused on the North Pole this year.
Elf UlanElf Trixie, do you know what Santa gave to Mrs. Claus for a Valentine?
Elf TrixieNo Elf Ulan, I don’t. Santa took her away somewhere and they were gone for TWO days.
Elf Crash MurphyThat doesn’t surprise me.
Elf MaxWhat do you mean, Crash?
Elf UlanOh, so they had a wonderful time! XD
Elf Crash MurphySanta and Mrs. Claus are crazy about each other.
Elf TrixieYes, this is true
Elf MaxSo Santa gave Mrs. Claus a romantic getaway for Valentine’s Day?
Elf TrixieYes, I think it is safe to say that.
Elf Crash MurphyWell, that’s nice.
Elf MaxCrash…dare I ask how your Valentine’s Day was?
Elf Crash MurphyRamen.
Elf TrixieHahaha!
Elf MaxIs that bad?
Elf UlanRamen? To who?
Elf Crash MurphyNo. Just another day.
Elf Crash MurphyRamen just to me.
Elf TrixieYou’re an elf after my own heart.
Elf MaxMy Valentine’s Day was Pop Tarts.
Elf TrixieHahaha.
Elf MaxCrash, we’re out of time for today. But can we do this chat again…maybe after you talk to Santa?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, that’s a good idea. Maybe we can get Frank to come on to tell us how he did at the championships.
Elf MaxHahaha – that would be great too. Thanks for being with us today and again, sorry about the mix up on the schedule.
Elf UlanYeah, let’s do that!
Elf Crash MurphyNo worries, Max. You’ve been a busy elf. The website is looking awesome.
Elf TrixieIt really is, Max. I love it!
Elf MaxThank you. I’ll touch base with you on a date to do this again.
Elf UlanI love it too!
Elf Crash MurphyOkay. Bye everybody!
Elf TrixieBye Crash!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash!
Elf MaxBye Crash. Thanks everyone for being here today!
Elf UlanThank you Elf Max!
Elf TrixieThanks Elf Ulan and Elf Max!
Elf UlanThank you Elf Trixie!
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Last Minute Chat with Elf Crash

Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers and famed Eye-in-the-Sky reporter for North Pole Radio News, held a last minute chat with tracker elves. This is a transcript of that revealing conversation:

Elf MaxHello!
Elf MaxSorry, I’m multi-tasking here. Waiting for Crash to show up
Elf WestoverIs Crash Chat Here?
Elf WestoverAMAZING
Elf WestoverI AM SO GLAD I MADE IT
Elf UlanHi Elf Max! Thank you so much for Elf Wall. You are the best! XD
Elf MaxThank you for being here. I’m having a lot of fun, despite all our little troubles
Elf MaxWhat time is it there, Elf Ulan?
Elf UlanHi Elf Westover!
Elf Sugar CookieHi! How is everyone doing?
Elf MaxHello Elf Sugar Cookie!
Elf UlanIt’s 7:58 am Saturday! Very cold and my fingers don’t work well, lol
Elf MaxOh my goodness! I keep forgetting you’re Sector 1
Elf Crash MurphyHey everybody!
Elf AshantiHello everyone
Elf WestoverI Am Making My Santa Tracking Video Today. I Have Alot To Catch Up On Today
Elf WestoverHELLO!
Elf Sugar CookieHi Elf Crash!
Elf MaxHello, Crash – how are we doing this?
Elf AshantiWhat time does sector 5 check in
Elf UlanHahaha, which sector do you think I am?
Elf Crash MurphyWe’re just going to chat, Maxy. No rules.
Elf UlanHi Elf Crash!
Elf MaxI just forgot what Sector you were Elf Ulan. In my mind, everyone is in the same sector
Elf Buddy Christmasdid i miss the chat?
Elf WestoverHey Everyone!
Elf Crash MurphyHello Elf Ulan….! I’ll be heading over Japan soon
Elf Crash MurphyNo Elf Buddy Christmas, you’re right on time
Elf Crash MurphyHi Elf Westover
Elf WestoverCrash, Have You Been Over North America Yet?
Elf MaxCrash, when do you sleep?
Elf notJackHi everyone!
Elf AshantiElf max what time does sector 5 check in
Elf Crash MurphyI haven’t been anywhere yet but within about 12 hours or so I’ll be on the final test flight of Santa’s sleigh
Elf Ashantihi elf jack
Elf UlanElf Crash! Yes, I’m so exciting you are coming here soon! Do you know where my house is, lol?
Elf WestoverI’m Doing a Live Stream To Help The STN! Community And Tracking Santa Tomorrow!
Elf Crash MurphySleep….? Right after this chat I’m taking a nap.
Elf WestoverGREAt idea
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan, I have no idea where your house is. Maybe you can put out a flag or something
Elf MaxElf Westover, I hope I can watch your live stream
Elf MaxCrash, you stay up for two full days?
Elf UlanElf Max, yeah, I think so that we are the same sector sometimes XD
Elf AshantiElf Murphy are test flights being done in wadley Georgia
Elf Crash MurphyYes, not much sleep to be had until…maybe late Monday.
Elf notJackdo you know where everyone else’s house is?
Elf WestoverCrash, How Are You Doing Flying Over The Sectors? Is It Cold?
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ashanti – test flights are done everywhere except for the final test flight. I don’t have any control where that test flight goes. That’s up to the pilot
Elf UlanElf Crash, okay. I’ll put a flag on my house. Please find it! Lol
Elf AshantiThank you
Elf Crash MurphyElf Westover, sometimes it is cold. It sure starts out cold at the North Pole.
Elf WestoverI Know That!
Elf Crash MurphyDo I know where Wadley is? Something about that sounds familiar
Elf Buddy ChristmasCrash, Do you eat or drink anything while up int the air  while following Santa?
Elf AshantiIt is in Georgia
Elf AshantiIt is 1 hour from Augusta elf Murphy
Elf Crash MurphyI don’t know where individual houses are, Elf Not Jack. I don’t have time to pay attention to that because I’m in the air all the time.
Elf WestoverCrash, I Hope You Get Safely Back For The Big Flight ARound The World
Elf Crash MurphyMy job is to watch Santa
Elf Sugar CookieHi Elf Crash! When we’re told to “stand down”, what does that mean for our reports? Just to double-check, would we stop sending in reports until our Elf Supervisor asks for them again next year?
Elf WestoverLike All Of Us We Track Santa For Santa
Elf Crash MurphyElf Buddy Christmas, I eat constantly on the flight. There’s not much else to do but to keep an eye on Santa and an ear on the radio. I love this though. Best day of the year for this elf.
Elf AshantiDo you know where wadley is elf Murphy
Elf Crash MurphyOh my goodness. I was born in Georgia.
Elf WestoverAMAZING!
Elf WestoverI’ve Lived Their
Elf WestoverOnce
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Elf Sugar Cookie – a stand down order is kind of like a Bedtime Advisory – it means your job is done.
Elf UlanElf Crash, you will go to the last test flight at the port. Will the nine reindeer fly with the sleigh then? How’s Vixen?
Elf Crash MurphyThe test flight uses reindeer from the test flight team. Santa’s reindeer are saved for, well, Santa.
Elf Sugar CookieThank you!
Elf Crash MurphyI haven’t heard anything new about Vixen. I tried to get time to go over there today but it didn’t happen. I’m worried about her.
Elf Crash MurphyI know when Santa gets back to the North Pole the first thing he’s going to do is to visit Vixen. This is all kind of a big deal.
Elf WestoverCrash, This Year I Will Be Making The Feast. Crash, I Have Alot Of Suprises For You Guys!
Elf Crash MurphyThe feast? What’s in it? You do a feast? Man, that sounds awesome.
Elf Sugar CookieI’m worried about Vixen, too. I hope she’s well enough to fly; I’m sure she would be heartbroken if she couldn’t.
Elf WestoverIt’s a Tradition
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash. I hope the rest will go well and the weather will be okay!
Elf Crash MurphyVixen is a spunky girl and I’ll tell you – I think she could fly with one leg.
Elf WestoverWe Get Turkey Cracker Sandwiches, Chocolate, And So Much More Like Cookies!
Elf Crash MurphyCan’t do anything about the weather. We run into it all. I saw Elf Randi’s post about the thunderstorms in the South Pacific. That’s going to be weird.
Elf notJackAbout the bedtime advisories, how strict are they?
Elf Crash MurphyThe bedtime advisories are just that – they are advisories. Santa knows families have a lot of stuff going on and can I tell you a little secret about that?
Elf WestoverCrash, Do You Know When We Need To Check In?
Elf Crash MurphyElf Westover, you’re in Sector 5 still right?
Elf notJacksecret?
Elf WestoverYes
Elf Crash MurphyYes, the secret about bedtime advisories is that a lot of parental types will tell Santa in advance when NOT to come. That happens a LOT
Elf UlanI think you will check in soon, Elf Westover
Elf Crash MurphyElf Westover, Sector 5 will begin check-ins in a few hours. It won’t be long. You’ve got 24 hours to check in, so if you fall asleep in your cheerios you can do it when you wake up
Elf Crash MurphyI can tell you have had a monster response to check ins in Europe. It’s very exciting to see that
Elf WestoverDo you know how to check in? I’m very new t
Elf MaxHow do you hear about stuff like that, Crash? Is it different now?
Elf UlanYes, I checked in around 9 pm last night
Elf Crash MurphyElf Westover, when Elf Pinky posts it the check in form is on the post. Just watch the sector 5 news page or ask another elf on the Elf Wall. Plenty of people there to help
Elf WestoverI Don’t Know How To Check In. Do I Login Like The Other Times?
Elf Crash MurphyMaxy, as a reporter I had to go ask. Now in my new job, I tell them to call me. Today I have been getting texts like crazy
Elf WestoverI’ll Be Right Back
Elf MaxSorry, Crash. I’ll leave you alone.
Elf Crash MurphyHahaha – you better not, Max. I know you’re not getting any sleep here because you’re always on the job.
Elf MaxHave you ever thought that you and Frank should trade places?
Elf Crash MurphyHeck no. Frank would never go report from a sleigh.
Elf MaxHe wouldn’t? Why not?
Elf Crash MurphyBecause it would mess up his hair
Elf notJackhow many people sight you and santa on the journey?
Elf Lil CreamSorry I’m late
Elf UlanElf Crash, the weather is weird here too. It’s been more chili than usual since a few days ago. I saw snow, and its very rare. Please stay warm and safe! I worry about your flight suit and goggles.
Elf Crash MurphyYou know what, Elf Not Jack – I wish I knew the answer to that because I’ve asked the same question. We always interview people on the radio who say they see us
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan, Santa goes north-south a lot and I layer my clothes. So I’m always putting stuff on and taking it off.
Elf Crash MurphyMy sleigh has a good heated seat though
Elf Sugar CookieDo you have an air conditioner for warmer locations?
Elf MaxDoes Frank really care that much about his hair?
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, there is heat and air conditioning on the sleigh. Sometimes it gets confusing. I’ll have a hot b*m then need the air to cool me down.
Elf Crash MurphyFrank is always fussing with his hair. He uses more hairspray than a gorilla
Elf MaxHahaha – is that why you fly in the sleigh, because you’re bald?
Elf Crash MurphyLOL, yes, that’s pretty much my main qualification.
Elf Crash MurphyThat and I don’t throw up any more in flight.
Elf MaxI know you’re kidding, but did that really happen to you?
Elf UlanElf Crash, yes, Santa, and you fly the North-South sounds very crazy. But I feel relieved your sleigh and suit sound comfortable.  Is your sleigh open sleigh too?
Elf Crash MurphyOh yeah. Think about it. A sleigh in the air is more unstable than a boat on the water. You gotta have an iron stomach.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, both sleighs are open. But we have wind shields we sometimes put up. It’s the wet that can be a problem. That’s why I’m worried about the rain in the South Pacific.
Elf MaxDo you get rained on and snowed on a lot??
Elf Crash MurphyYes, every year. Leaving the North Pole in a blizzard is really the worst. It’s like being in a blender.
Elf Crash MurphyWow, you guys are asking GREAT questions today!
Elf Sugar CookieYikes! you really aren’t kidding when you’ve said that sleigh flight isn’t for everyone!
Elf Crash MurphyHi Elf Lil Cream!
Elf Crash MurphyIt isn’t for everyone, Elf Sugar Cookie
Elf MaxWhere’s Frank right now? Asleep?
Elf Crash MurphyFrank is lining up all the field reporters. Holly Berry, Red Stocking, Elf Al, etc.
Elf Crash MurphyBut I understand he’s got to get some sleep too – like before Sector 5 starts checking in. Frank sits in the Big Chair and he’s up longer than even me.
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash. I hope you have a nice rain poncho or covering sleigh or something can put automatically!
Elf Lil CreamHow do the trackers who are interviewed during the radio show get on?
Elf notJackhow do the field reporters get around so quickly?
Elf WestoverCrash, I Will Really Try To Check In. Its 4:28 PM In My Sector But I Am Really Confused About How Do I Check In?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Elf Ulan. Frank got me a pair of goggles with little windshield wipers on them. I can’t wait to try it out
Elf Crash MurphyElf Westover, relax. I’ll have Elf Max help you, ok?
Elf WestoverThank You Crash!
Elf Lil CreamHaha! Fun
Elf UlanPerfect goggles! XD
Elf Crash MurphyThe field reporters got sent to their areas of service days ago, some even weeks ago. And they have their own sleigh drivers too. But they do a lot of work by phone. Especially Elf Carol Frost in Sector 1
Elf WestoverBye Everyone Se You Tomorrow. Sorry, I Have To Leave So Soon, I Got Some Work ANd Reports To Do. BYE!
Elf Crash MurphyBye Elf Westover. Good work!
Elf Crash MurphyAnd I should be going too. Any last questions?
Elf WestoverTHANKS!
Elf WestoverI Have One Last Question
Elf MaxCrash, good travels to you. Be safe!
Elf Crash MurphyGo ahead, Elf Westover
Elf WestoverDo You Have Any Chocolate In Your Sleigh? XD
Elf Crash MurphyYes, chocolate is a must. I usually like a Symphony bar with the toffee bits. Man, I love those. Mrs. Claus also packs me some fudge.
Elf UlanWill it finish? Thank you so much, Elf Crash. Please take care, looking forward to seeing you. Merry Christmas and happy birthday! XD
Elf Crash MurphyHey, Elf Westover, is there any good Mexican food where you are?
Elf WestoverAwesome. But Whats Your Favorite Candy. I Want To Leave You All Something
Elf WestoverYes Tons Here
Elf Crash MurphyThank you, Elf Ulan. I’ll be looking for you!
Elf WestoverBurrito’s Are One Of My Favorites
Elf Crash MurphyI have a feeling by the time we get to Utah we’ll be in the mood for Mexican.
Elf WestoverI Live On Tuscany Rd.
Elf Crash MurphyReally? Me too. Man, now i’m hungry.
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash! XD
Elf WestoverHa Twins
Elf Crash MurphyI’m in the air – roads are hard for me to identify
Elf WestoverSafe Travels Crash And Have All The Chocolate You Want
Elf Crash MurphyOK, gotta scoot. Merry Christmas all of you. And THANK YOU for tracking Santa for Santa.
Elf Lil CreamThanks for stopping by crash! Have a great day and merry Christmas!
Elf MaxThanks Crash!
Elf WestoverWhats Your Favorite Candy Crash?
Elf MaxAnd thanks for being here everyone. This was a lot of fun.
Elf UlanMerry Christmas!
Elf WestoverBye Crash!
Elf MaxMerry Christmas all!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Max!
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Transcript of the Elf Supervisor Chat

Elf Crash Murphy and several of the Elf Supervisors met in Elf Chat to answer questions of the elf community. This is a transcript of their conversation:

Elf MaxTrying to get the supes in here now….they don’t know what to do!!!
Elf Chocolate Snowflakesyes
Elf PinkyHey!!!
Elf UlanYeah, Elf Max
Elf UlanHello, Elf Pincky!
Elf UlanElf Pinky!
Elf MaxOk, from what I can see….we have Elf Randi from Sector 1 here…
Elf Chocolate Snowflakeshi pinky
Elf MaxElf Rolf from Sector 3
Elf MaxElf Pinky from Sector 5
Elf MaxCrash is here….
Elf UlanHello, Elf Randi!
Elf MaxWe’re missing Elf Tubby from Sector 4, who has internet issues
Elf MaxAnd Elf Clif, who can’t make it.
Elf UlanHello, Elf Rolf!
Elf MaxCrash, did I miss anyone?
Elf UlanHi, Elf Crash! XD
Elf Rolf JanssenHello everyone
Elf Crash MurphyI think we are good to go
Elf Randi HumeHi everyone!
Elf MaxOk, everyone…lots of people here, I’ll do the best I can to keep order
Elf MaxWe want this to be a very open chat
Elf MaxWe’ll try to take it one at a time, but we want you guys to ask your questions. The supervisors as I understand it do NOT have an agenda. This is all about your questions.
Elf MaxSo…that being said….who has a question?
Elf CrusaderI do.
Elf MaxOk, fire away
elfbubbleteahey guys!
Elf CrusaderElf Pinky, if an elf moves, do they have to reapply for a city captain position
Elf MaxGo ahead, Crusader
Elf CrusaderOr any position
Elf PinkyGood question, Crusader. We should talk about it, yes. We don’t want to kick someone out. I heard you were moving
Elf CrusaderIs my question not showing?
Elf Crash MurphyCity Captain is very location specific. So move to a city where there is no City Captain, Crusader
Elf UlanElf Randi, how are my reports so far? I want to know what weather report you need, wind, temperature, etc.
Elf CrusaderI am ma’am. To Iowa
Elf Randi HumeElf Ulan. Your reports are excellent. The biggest help in reporting the weather right now is the forecast for the next couple of days. With the sleigh in our sector right now, it helps
Elf MaxGreat questions!
Elf Chocolate Snowflakeself pinky what is your favorite thing about Christmas time?
Elf PinkyI heard all the elves in Sector 3 are shorter than 5’2″. Is that true?
Elf CrusaderCrash, what do you expect of us this year?
Elf PinkyI love tracking Santa. It’s my life, Elf CS
Elf Rolf JanssenNo, that’s not true, Pinky. I hear all the elves in Sector 5 wear pink.
Elf Crash MurphyI’ll hold off on answering that for now, Crusader. I think Elf Pinky should answer that
Elf PinkyI hope they do, Rolf!!!
Elf Crash MurphyYou two….
Elf CrusaderPinky, what do you expect of sector 5 this year
Elf PinkyExpectations? I would expect our elves to be present and paying attention. Ready for anything
Elf PinkyFor the record, we’re in good shape right now. Right on target
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Randi. So I can keep my style. Do you need to send the report tomorrow or Tuesday this time?
Elf PinkyOctober is going to be a busy time for us
Elf CrusaderDo we know when Santa will be home?
Elf Randi HumeElf Ulan, I prefer the weekly reports any time on Tuesday
Elf Crash MurphyNo clue about Santa, Crusader. People are starting to talk.
Elf MaxPinky, when is the best time to send in chimney inspections?
Elf PinkyThat’s an October thing, Max. Early enough to still have good weather but late enough for the information to be current for Santa
Elf UlanElf Randi, thank you! I’ll send it on the regular day. How about the local Christmas reports I send?
Elf MaxIs Sector 5 still the biggest one in terms of numbers of elves?
Elf PinkyYes, by far.
Elf notJackI have a question for Elf Pinky
Elf PinkyGo ahead, Jill
Elf PinkySorry, Elf NotJack
Elf Chocolate Snowflakeswow that’s alot of elves here in sector 5
Elf notJackUhh
Elf notJackOkay so, I’m not quite sure what I’m supposed to be doing right now in terms of reports could you explain your expectations?
Elf Crash MurphyIf you wanna get under Pinky’s skin, just call her Red
Elf Rolf JanssenHey Red!
Elf CrusaderHow am I personally doing so far pinky?
Elf PinkyReport expectations are pretty light. I’d like to see a weather report once a week right now, just to help with test flights
Elf PinkyWe want as well to be sending in reports that notes BIG changes locally since last Christmas
Elf Chocolate SnowflakesI have a question for pinky
Elf notJackOkay thank you!
Elf PinkyAlso, any upcoming road construction would be great to note as well
Elf PinkyBut I’m not asking for a ton of specifics right now, that changes after Oct 1 or if I get something new from North Pole Flight Command
Elf Crash MurphyGuys, as me that question at the end of the chat….
Elf UlanElf Randi, please tell me about the Local Christmas reports. My area is still very quiet, and my reports are okay or not
Elf CrusaderAm I still sector lead?
Elf Chocolate Snowflakeswhere i live don’t have an chimney and the area of where i live doesn’t’ have chimneys either what do i do if you call a chimney report?
Elf Randi HumeIt is quiet in many areas, Elf Ulan. But things are changing quickly. I’m noticing in my travels a lot more Christmas out there. Online and offline, people are talking a lot more about Christmas
Elf PinkyGREAT questions Elf CS. If you have no chimneys just don’t send in a report. No need to confuse things by reporting on something that isn’t there. This is a common thing.
Elf CrusaderWhat if there’s no test flight in your area?
Elf MaxWill we have the same Sector Lead in Sector 5 as we did last year? (Sorry, Crusader)
Elf PinkyYes, Crusader is our Lead
Elf CrusaderNo problem max
Elf Rolf JanssenThe test flights are more in your areas than you know. There are 12 sleighs flying out there. They aren’t always together
Elf Randi HumeWe sure have a lot of flights in Sector 1 right now
Elf UlanElf Randi, thank you, I’m looking forward to changing the time, we will see when it happens!
Elf MaxHow much do the test flights matter, Pinky?
Elf PinkyThey are great for training. It feels kind of low key because those flights are going so well. They don’t need or ask much from us. At least for now.
Elf Crash MurphyThat could change though.
Elf MaxWhat do you mean, Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyWhat I hear is that that test flights are doing so well, they are pushing the agenda forward. Not even sure if it will be flown come December, They are moving fast. So keep track of them
Elf UlanElf Randi, yes, they came to my area too! XD
Elf PinkyWhat could they ask of us, Crash?
Elf CrusaderPinky, is there anything that I should be doing as sector lead right now?
Elf Crash MurphyWeather mostly. But I hear rumors they may engage our trackers in some….special assignments.
Elf CrusaderSpecial assignments?
Elf PinkyCrusader, you’re doing it. When new elves come on board, become their friend. This goes for all of you. We can all do a better job of sharing information and skills
Elf UlanElf Crash, do you know Santa’s sleigh is with the test flights now?
Elf CrusaderHappy to do so , pinky!
Elf Crash MurphyCan’t say anything more than that, Crusader. But what would you think if they sent a test flight right over your house and told you it was coming. Would you watch?
Elf Chocolate Snowflakeself crash how heavy is the sleigh?
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan, I have no idea about that. Santa’s got a different agenda. I don’t think he is with the test flights, no.
Elf CrusaderI would crash
Elf Crash MurphyChocolate Snowflakes, I have no real idea. At least 15 pounds.
Elf PinkyI have a feeling that Santa is back in Sector 5. Just a feeling.
Elf Chocolate Snowflakescool
Elf PinkyOk, Crash – I’ll ask it. What are your expectations of us?
Elf Randi HumeI think it’s a little heavier than 15 pounds, Crash
Elf Crash MurphyMy expectations. Ok, listen up.
Elf CrusaderFrom what I hear, Santa has a friend who lives in Minnesota who he’s been visiting
Elf UlanElf Crash, thank you, okay, he got a different agenda. Do you know what it is?
Elf Crash MurphyRight and for the next month ONLY, I’d like the Elf Supervisors to focus a little bit on Elf recruiting
Elf Crash MurphyWe don’t need a lot of new elves.
Elf Crash MurphyBut I think making a small effort to have fresh eyes and new elves with us is a good idea
Elf Crash MurphySanta does not want MILLIONS of new elves like we did in past years….just a few
Elf Crash MurphySo be selective
Elf Rolf JanssenOk
Elf Crash MurphySanta doesn’t sound to me like he’s coming back to the North Pole soon
Elf Crash MurphyI’m guessing…Thanksgiving, maybe? I just don’t know
Elf Crash MurphyBUT, when he gets back he’s going to have instruction for us
Elf CrusaderWhen do things start kicking into high gear for us?
Elf Crash MurphyMy experience with him going on walkabout is that he always comes back with very specific information in certain areas
Elf Crash MurphyHigh gear? Really high gear comes November
Elf Chocolate Snowflakeswhen is a good time to send our christmas list?
Elf UlanElf Crash, maybe Santa will not visit Canada this year with Mrs. Claus?
Elf Crash MurphyAnd I think Santa may have some special stuff for us. I just want us to be ready for it. It could be different because it is a walkabout year
Elf MaxElf Chocolate Snowflakes, I think Elf Hugo talked about wish lists in this morning’s North Pole Chat
Elf CrusaderHow does mrs. C feel about Santa be gone for so long?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, it sounds like Santa’s not doing Thanksgiving in Canada. Which is WEIRD
Elf Crash MurphyMrs. Claus is a very strong lady. She’s the best. I don’t know how she feels about Santa being gone but I can tell you that Santa is a lot more active right now and talking to all of us by phone a great deal. I talked to him on Thursday
Elf CrusaderIs he watching this chat?
Elf MaxDid Santa give you any special instructions FOR US?
Elf UlanElf Crash, thank you for telling it!
Elf Crash MurphySanta will read this transcript but I have no reason to believe he is online right now.
Elf Crash MurphySanta did not give any special instructions. I actually asked him that and he told me to just listen to my boss, Elf Roger Star of North Pole Flight Command
Elf UlanI hope Santa would be here!
Elf CrusaderCool
Elf Chocolate Snowflakescool
Elf Crash MurphyI know Santa was here last weekend…or at least a few weeks ago. He seemed pretty happy with his visit
Elf Crash MurphyI would not be surprised if he hopped back on SantaTrackers.net every now and then going forward. We’re in the season now. Santa is engaged.
Elf CrusaderThat’s good to hear
Elf MaxOk, we’re over time – any last questions for Crash or the Elf Supervisors?
Elf MaxSupes, any last words?
Elf CrusaderWould any of you like to be on one of my podcasts
Elf PinkyFrom what I can see every elf here is very experienced. You know what to do. I’ll do better to let you know what we need.
Elf Randi HumeI will focus on some new elf blood going forward, Crash. I’m proud of my team!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Crash, and supervisors! I’m so delighted to see you today! I hope we will see you again soon! XD
Elf Rolf JanssenI think it still may be possible to get Santa here for a tracker-elf only chat. He and I talked about that a long time ago. I know our elves want that very much
Elf Chocolate Snowflakesbye
Elf MaxThat would be very cool. Crash, is that possible?
Elf Crash MurphyYes sir. I talked about it with him too. Looks like December though
Elf PinkyI’ll be here for that!
Elf MaxOk, that’s a good note to end it on. Thank you everyone for being here!
Elf PinkyThanks everyone!
Elf Randi HumeGood job everyone!
Elf Rolf JanssenSemper Fi!
Elf UlanElf Randi, Thank you so much!
Elf CrusaderLater everyone
Elf notJackThan you supervisors!
Elf Chocolate Snowflakesyou’re welcome bye.
Elf Crash MurphyThanks, Max. Nice work.
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Chat with Elf Ed Zachary

Elf Ed Zachary is the new News Director at the North Pole. He has for years served as a columnist at the North Pole Gazette and at SantaUpdate.com. He is known as the Great Defender of Santa Claus for his many candid answers to questions from non-believers. Here is the transcript of our chat with him today:

Elf Frank MyrrhHello, Mr. Zachary. Welcome to Santa Tracker Chat!
Elf UlanThank you so much, you’re the best too, Elf Max!
Elf Ed ZacharyThank you for the invite. I’m not sure I can do as well as Elf Buck, but I will do my best.
Elf UlanHello Elf Ed Zachary! Nice to meet you!
Elf Frank MyrrhThat was quite a chat
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, I read the recap. I should have been here. I had no idea chat could be so interesting
Elf Ed ZacharyHello, Elf Ulan. I’ve heard a lot about you!  Nice to meet you
Elf Ulan(I’m sorry, my hands don’t work well)
Elf UlanAbout me?
Elf Frank MyrrhAll, in this chat we will get to know Elf Ed Zachary a little better
Elf Ed ZacharyOh yes, you are a very popular elf at the North Pole.
Elf Frank MyrrhElf Ed Zachary is the new News Director at the North Pole
Elf UlanReally? I’m so surprised it, Elf Ed Zachary
Elf Frank MyrrhHe takes over from Elf Ernest the responsibilities of running all news operations at the North Pole – the radio, the websites, the newspaper, the TV station and more now fall to him
Elf Frank MyrrhElf Ed Zachary is very well known at the North Pole and around the world
Elf Frank MyrrhHe has had two enduring roles in the news business at the North Pole
Elf Frank MyrrhHe is a longtime columnist for the North Pole Gazette, duties he still enjoys
Elf Frank MyrrhAnd he is known as the Defender of Santa Claus
Elf Frank MyrrhFor years he has engaged in a very public way with the most ardent critics and Non-Believers in Santa, answering their most difficult questions.
Elf Frank MyrrhWelcome Elf Ed Zachary to SantaTrackerChat
Elf Ed ZacharyThank you, Mr. Myrrh for that rousing introduction
Elf Ed ZacharyI hope I don’t disappoint
Elf Frank MyrrhAn elf with your experience has a lot to share, Mr. Zachary
Elf Frank MyrrhBut I had heard a rumor you were thinking of retiring, kind of like Elf Rusty Belz did recently
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, I was thinking about it
Elf Frank MyrrhI’m glad you didn’t retire. I think yours is an important voice. What stopped you from retiring?
Elf Ed ZacharyWell, Santa asked me to do this. And I serve at the invitation of Santa. Whatever he wants me to do, I’ll do. Even if it means shoveling reindeer p**p
Elf MaxHahaha. I agree
Elf Frank MyrrhSo how does the new job fit you? Do you like it?
Elf Ed ZacharyI feel like a fish out of water
Elf Frank MyrrhOh really? How come? I think you’re doing a great job
Elf Ed ZacharyHahaha – you just want a raise
Elf Ed ZacharyI’ve never been a manager, Frank. It feels funny to me.
Elf Frank MyrrhYou sound kind of like Crash, he says the same
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, he and I have talked. We have both been just kind of worker bee elves our whole lives. Not responsible for anyone or anything. So it’s a strange feeling
Elf Frank MyrrhAre there a lot of changes you will be bringing to North Pole news?
Elf Ed ZacharyNo, I think Elf Ernest had this running really well. I will take a wait-and-see approach to things and take suggestions before we make any kind of changes.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat about your personal writing? I know you’ve done that for years. Will we hear more from you?
Elf Ed ZacharyI’m a writer first, Frank. You know that better than anyone. I would love to have more time to devote to it. But I don’t know yet. I’m awfully busy with so many things now
Elf Frank MyrrhDo you feel your new responsibilities cut into your ability to write more?
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, the definitely do. I’m trying to juggle things, but I find it difficult.
Elf Frank MyrrhFor years you have defended Santa and your best work comes from answering those who don’t believe in Santa
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, thank you
Elf Frank MyrrhWill you still be doing that?
Elf Ed ZacharyI hope to, yes. I will try my best
Elf Frank MyrrhHow did that start for you?
Elf Ed ZacharyYears ago, when Elf Wally was over the North Pole Post Office, he took some sad letters to Santa and insisted we answer them. Santa brought them to me and the rest is history.
Elf MaxWhat did the letters say?
Elf Ed ZacharyMost of the letters from the non-believers out there are all the same. They all claim there is no Santa. And I answer them, because it’s really easy.
Elf MaxIt doesn’t sound easy to me.
Elf Ed ZacharyMax, how dumb does a person have to be to send a letter to the North Pole saying there is no Santa Claus?
Elf MaxTrue, that makes no sense at all
Elf Frank MyrrhSo you just call these people dumb?
Elf Ed ZacharyYeah. Because they are dumb. Anyone who doesn’t believe in Santa and then writes to his Post Office isn’t dealing from a full stocking
Elf Frank MyrrhHahaha. So what else do they say?
Elf Ed ZacharyWell, some really have a problem believing there are flying reindeer.
Elf MaxWell, they likely have never seen a reindeer fly. I didn’t believe it until I saw it for myself.
Elf Ed ZacharyWhy Max? Did Santa not come to your house every year?
Elf MaxYeah, he did.
Elf Ed ZacharyThen how did you suppose he got there? He didn’t take a plane cause a plane could never land at your house. And a helicopter might work but it would wake everyone up. So he took reindeer. What’s so unbelievable about that?
Elf MaxWell, I just didn’t know. I see birds fly, so I believe it.
Elf MaxBut I had never seen a reindeer fly.
Elf Ed ZacharyWell, that’s silly. Santa would never take a bird to your house.
Elf MaxNo, I’m not saying that. I’m just saying I knew birds could fly because I had seen them. I never saw a reindeer fly until long after I became an elf.
Elf UlanBecause birds are too small?
Elf Ed ZacharySo now, to you, a former denier of flying reindeer, now believe?
Elf Ed ZacharyOf course birds are too small. Besides, they make Santa hungry.
Elf MaxYes, I believe.
Elf Ed ZacharyI’m glad Max. But you’re the kind of guy that gives me something to write about.
Elf MaxHahaha. I never considered complaining about not believing in flying reindeer.
Elf Ed ZacharyNo, because you’re a good guy and you likely WANTED to believe it.
Elf Ulan(wow! Santa likes it)
Elf Ed ZacharyAm I right?
Elf MaxYes, you are right. I wanted to believe it.
Elf Ed ZacharyThat’s all I do is write to those who want to believe but don’t understand. I love doing that.
Elf Frank MyrrhYou are exceptional at that calling Mr. Zachary. I hope you can continue.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat questions do you all have for Elf Ed Zachary?
Elf UlanYes, please!
Elf MaxDoes Santa ever get mad at you for what you write?
Elf Ed ZacharySanta sometimes thinks I am too blunt, yes.
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, Elf Ulan?
Elf Frank MyrrhHas Santa ever stopped you from saying something?
Elf UlanDo you think Elf Harriet Bow doing is the scoop?
Elf Ed ZacharyNo, not exactly. But he did tell me once I shouldn’t have called that kid from Wisconsin a chowderhead.
Elf Ed ZacharyYou mean Elf Harriet writing the Scoop?
Elf Frank MyrrhWhy did you call a kid from Wisconsin a chowderhead?
Elf Ed ZacharyBecause he WAS a chowderhead. He claimed his PARENTS were putting stuff in his stocking. What a dork!
Elf MaxOh man….
Elf Frank MyrrhHow do you know his parents didn’t? A lot of parents do
Elf UlanI heard Elf Harriet will find Santa and return to the North Pole together!?
Elf Ed ZacharyI know because I asked Santa if he did it or if it was his parents. You don’t think I check these things out?
Elf Ed ZacharyI haven’t heard Elf Harriet has found Santa…yet. But if anyone could do it, it could be Harriet
Elf Frank MyrrhSo you asked Santa and Santa said he filled the kid’s stocking?
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, he did. I tried explaining that – nicely – to the kid.
Elf Ed ZacharyBut then he called me a liar. He’s lucky all I did was call him a chowderhead.
Elf MaxOh boy…so how does this story end?
Elf Ed ZacharyI called him a chowder head and everyone got mad. He got mad. Santa got mad. His parents got mad. I got mad.
Elf Frank MyrrhThat’s it? That’s the end of the story?
Elf Ed ZacharySanta himself told the kid to check his stocking again. So the kid did and sure enough there was something in there the kid had not seen before.
Elf MaxWhat was it?
Elf UlanOkay, thank you. And Elf Trixie doesn’t like to write Christmas countdown. Does she still like that?
Elf Ed ZacharyI don’t know. Only he and Santa knows. But whatever it was changed his mind.
Elf Frank MyrrhSo he believes in Santa now?
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, but it is even better than that.
Elf MaxIt is? How?
Elf Ed ZacharyHe’s an elf
Elf Frank MyrrhNo way!
Elf Ed ZacharyYeah, he works at the North Pole Post Office now. He answers letters….from other chowderheads. I see him all the time.
Elf MaxOh wow.
Elf Ed ZacharyYeah, thats what I call him now. Elf Chowderhead. He’s actually a good friend.
Elf Frank MyrrhHahaha. That is a fantastic sotry.
Elf Ed ZacharyThat is why I love my job.
Elf Ed ZacharyElf Trixie does like to write the countdown. I really like her. She does a great job
Elf Ed ZacharyBut like me she is in a new job. Struggling a little bit at it.
Elf UlanElf Ed Zachary, sorry, I should change my question. Are most of Santa’s original friends the elves?
Elf Ed ZacharyWorking for Santa is like that sometimes. He gives some elves things they never think they can do
Elf Ed ZacharySanta has many friends, yes. And most are elves. But that’s because they all like Santa and want to be elves.
Elf Frank MyrrhTrue, I wanted to work in radio but I never saw myself doing this for Santa. I think I have the best job in the world.
Elf Ed ZacharyYes, I totally agree with that Frank
Elf Frank MyrrhAny last questions for Elf Ed Zachary today?
Elf MaxWill we hear your voice with Frank on North Pole Radio News?
Elf UlanOh! Thank you for telling me! Okay, I hope she works well. I understand she’s busy now though
Elf Ed ZacharyAbsolutely not
Elf Frank MyrrhOh, c’mon Mr. Zachary. I think you’d be great on the radio
Elf Ed ZacharyNope, I leave that to the pros like you, Frank.
Elf Frank MyrrhIf I get Max to do it would you do it?
Elf MaxNot a chance
Elf Ed ZacharyHahaha. Yes, if you get Max, you’ll get me.
Elf Ed ZacharyDon’t let me down, Max
Elf Frank MyrrhNo, don’t let ME down, Max. Hahaha.
Elf Frank MyrrhThank you for being here, Mr. Zachary. Great chat!
Elf Ed ZacharyMy pleasure.
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Zachary, They are lucky to have an amazing friend, Santa!
Elf MaxYes, great chat. Thank you!
Elf Ed ZacharyGoodbye everyone!
Elf Frank MyrrhThanks again for another great day of chat, all.
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Chat with Elf Buck Sanchez

Elf Buck Sanchez is the director of Flight Operations at the North Pole. He coordinates all the support activity and flights behind Santa every Christmas Eve. He joined us in Santa Tracker Chat and we had a very interesting conversation about how sleigh flight works at the North Pole. Here is the transcript:

Elf Frank MyrrhHello everyone. I’m Elf Frank Myrrh of North Pole Radio News.
Elf UlanHello, Elf Buck, nice to meet you!
Elf Frank MyrrhWe continue with our series of Christmas in July chats, this time with Elf Buck Sanchez
Elf Frank MyrrhElf Buck is Director of Flight Operations at North Pole Flight Command
Elf Frank MyrrhHe is not seen much here on [link src=”SantaTrackers.net”] but we have had him on the radio during the Tracking Santa Around the World Radio Show
Elf Frank MyrrhHe is a very busy elf with a big job.
Elf Frank MyrrhToday we hope to have him explain what he job is and to answer questions about sleigh flight at the North Pole
Elf Frank MyrrhBuck, welcome to Santa Tracker Chat and thanks for being here with us.
Elf Buck SanchezThank you, it is an honor to be here.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat exactly is your job, Buck?
Elf Buck SanchezI oversee the Sleigh port at the North Pole, I direct flight operations for all aircraft coming to and leaving from the North Pole
Elf Frank MyrrhHow many elves work at the sleighport?
Elf Buck SanchezBetween ground crew, reindeer handlers, freight personnel and flight controllers roughly 3,000 elves are actually stationed at the sleighport
Elf Frank MyrrhAnd how many work at North Pole Flight Command?
Elf Buck SanchezOh boy, I’m not really sure. That’s likely a better question for Elf Roger. Thousands and thousands of elves
Elf Frank MyrrhSo your job and the teams at the sleighport are a part of North Pole Flight Command?
Elf Buck SanchezYes, that is correct. We are just one small part of what North Pole Flight Command does
Elf MaxOkay, so Elf Roger is your boss?
Elf Buck SanchezYes, Elf Max. That is right.
Elf Frank MyrrhHow did you end up the elf in charge at the sleighport?
Elf Buck SanchezI ask that question almost every day
Elf Frank MyrrhHahaha – seriously, how did your elf career begin?
Elf Buck SanchezI worked on the ground crew as a teenager, almost as soon as they let me work there
Elf Buck SanchezI love sleigh flight and I always have.
Elf Buck SanchezWhen I was old enough, I joined the North Pole Airforce and trained to become a pilot
Elf Buck SanchezI became a freighter and worked at that for many years. Then I passed all the certifications and became a test pilot
Elf Buck SanchezWhen an injury affected my vision I had to stop flying and took courses to become a sleigh traffic controller
Elf Buck SanchezAnd I just moved up from there over the years.
Elf Frank MyrrhHow were you injured, Buck. Did you have a sleigh crash?
Elf Buck SanchezNo, it had nothing do with flying. I was playing basketball with some friends and hit my head when I tripped. It gave me a concussion.
Elf Buck SanchezThe doctors tested everything on me when I struggled to recover and that was when it was discovered that I had vision issues.
Elf Frank MyrrhSo you had to give up flying sleighs?
Elf Buck SanchezI had to give up being a test pilot. I still fly sleighs. Just not like I did.
Elf Frank MyrrhI see. So, in your day to day job now, what do you do?
Elf Buck SanchezI work with my team to coordinate all sleigh flight at the North Pole.
Elf Buck SanchezOur biggest effort, and busiest day, of course, is the day that Santa launches.
Elf Frank MyrrhTalk to us about Santa’s flight. Just what do you do for that?
Elf Buck SanchezWhen Santa leaves the North Pole he is beginning a worldwide journey
Elf Frank MyrrhYes
Elf Buck SanchezThat’s a long, 30+ hour flight
Elf Buck SanchezAnd given his job and what he does there are needs he has that we support him with
Elf Buck SanchezHe can’t take everything needed with him on his sleigh, obviously.
Elf Buck SanchezHe has to be continuously supplied as he flies.
Elf Buck SanchezIt takes thousands of additional sleighs, pilots and reindeer
Elf Buck SanchezWe coordinate and manage all of that. Thousands and thousands of sleigh flights on Christmas Eve.
Elf Frank MyrrhHow do you organize something like that?
Elf Buck SanchezWe break things down into segments. That’s where things like sectors come from.
Elf Frank MyrrhOh really? So the whole sector thing came from Santa’s flight?
Elf Buck SanchezYes, we don’t really look at the world as countries. We look at the world by sector.
Elf MaxInteresting!
Elf Buck SanchezYes, we have to tell departments like Wrapping and the Workshop and the Post Office how we will be sending things out to support Santa
Elf Buck SanchezSomeone, I think it was Elf Ed Zachary, once called us the metronome of the North Pole – meaning we set the rhythm of Operation Merry Christmas
Elf Buck SanchezThey all fill the pipeline, and we deliver
Elf Frank MyrrhThat all sounds very complicated, Buck
Elf Buck SanchezIt is. There are thousands and thousands of elves who work all year to pull off Santa’s flight
Elf UlanWow, great!
Elf Frank MyrrhSpeaking of Santa, how does he affect your job?
Elf Buck SanchezSanta is very involved in our processes. He understands them thoroughly
Elf Frank MyrrhDo you ever tell him what to do?
Elf Buck SanchezHahaha, not exactly.
Elf Frank MyrrhWell, how does that work? If he’s somewhere delivering on Christmas Eve and he doesn’t have the stuff that he wants, what happens?
Elf Buck SanchezThat actually happens a great deal. Every Christmas.
Elf Buck SanchezDespite all of our planning and the lists we keep and the elves we have working, sometimes Santa doesn’t have what he needs when he needs it
Elf Frank MyrrhSo…what happens?
Elf Buck SanchezSanta is constantly talking to us and we are constantly talking to him as he delivers.
Elf Buck SanchezWhen something does not come together we react to what Santa tells us toot sweet
Elf Buck SanchezWe have learned over the years to keep sleighs and elves at the ready to respond in situations like that. We fix things as fast as we can
Elf Frank MyrrhSo does Santa sometimes have to backtrack and go somewhere he already was to get something covered?
Elf Buck SanchezYes, that happens. We try very hard for it not to happen. And when it does happen we log it so we can study what we get wrong and so that we can avoid those problems on a future flight
Elf Frank MyrrhI know for Santa it remains his goal to one day complete his flight in under 30 hours. Has that always been his goal?
Elf Buck SanchezI can remember when getting it done in under 40 hours was a big goal. Then it was under 38 hours. Then under 35. Santa has always been trying to improve on that.
Elf Frank MyrrhSo doing this year after year Santa and all your flight operations have gotten better?
Elf Buck SanchezOh yes. We have worked hard to improve not only speed but also accuracy. There are books kept on this stuff, we operate by all kinds of numbers
Elf Frank MyrrhWow, I had no idea.
Elf Frank MyrrhHas the number of presents Santa delivers gone up, gone down or stayed steady?
Elf Buck SanchezIt has only ever gone up, Frank.
Elf Frank MyrrhWow.
Elf Buck SanchezYes, more and more people believe in Santa every year. We have to adjust for that in every way
Elf MaxDoes weather fall under your responsibilities too as part of flight operations?
Elf Buck SanchezYes, it does. North Pole Flight Command has Elf Seymour Snow, but we also have our own weather team in flight operations.
Elf MaxHow does that work?
Elf Buck SanchezElf Seymour Snow is the big picture guy and he and his team kind of deal with weather as it relates to Santa. Our weather team works on weather as it relates to all the support flights. They are frequently different issues entirely that they deal with
Elf Frank MyrrhBY the way, if you have questions feel free to post them
Elf Ulan(How our reports effect or help you and Santa’s flight?)
Elf Buck SanchezTracker Elf reports are REALLY important to us
Elf UlanOh, this is Elf Ulan! Lol
Elf Buck SanchezThey are valuable because they tend to be very timely in specific ways
Elf Buck SanchezThey are local and they are immediate. The weather reports we get from trackers have become vital to all of us supporting Santa
Elf Frank MyrrhBuck, Santa’s sleigh lands and takes off all day and night on Christmas Eve. But do the support sleighs do that too?
Elf Buck SanchezNot as much, but many do land if there is space for them somewhere and if we know Santa will be on the ground in a certain place
Elf UlanDo you think weather reports are very important for Santa?
Elf Buck SanchezWe’d much rather re-fill Santa’s sleigh on the ground, but we don’t get the chance to do that much in very populated areas
Elf Buck SanchezYes, the weather reports are very important to Santa. He wants to know what he is dealing with
Elf MaxHow often does Santa’s sleigh have to be refilled?
Elf Buck SanchezRefilling Santa’s sleigh is a constant. He can only carry enough stuff for about 10,000 homes. So we are always behind him ready to give him more.
Elf UlanOkay, I’ll send it in more detail next time,
Elf Frank MyrrhSo when Santa is out there there are lots of sleighs behind him?
Elf Buck SanchezThey aren’t all behind him, so to speak. But they aren’t far away. Only one sleigh and team gets close to Santa at a time. It’s like a dance. We try to keep order to it in order to keep things safe
Elf MaxGolly
Elf UlanDo you know where the test flights were in yesterday?
Elf Buck SanchezYes Elf Max. When you think about it the things that have to happen in order for Santa to do what he does is kind of staggering
Elf Buck SanchezThe test flights I think are over the Pacific right now. I believe the map will be going live the first part of next week
Elf Frank MyrrhAre you part of the test flights much?
Elf Buck SanchezYes, the test flights are partly for us and what we do. If you recall, Mrs. Claus rejected the first sleigh design because she felt it would be too difficult with that design to reload Santa.
Elf Frank MyrrhYes, I recall that
Elf Buck SanchezShe felt that way after talking to us. We are very much involved in all things to do with the test flights. We get up there with them and work out that sleigh for months before Santa actually ever flies it.
Elf MaxHoly smokes this is interesting.
Elf Frank MyrrhIt is, but unfortunately we’re out of time. Any last questions for Elf Buck?
Elf UlanWow, our sector! Thank you! And Do you think the test pilots can pick up Santa at a place where he wants for his walkabout?
Elf Buck SanchezIf Santa were to call for a ride, Elf Ulan, we could have a sleigh there within 30 minutes. Anywhere in the world, yes.
Elf UlanAnd What is your favorite Christmas song to sing, lol
Elf Frank MyrrhIs that how he will get home when the time comes?
Elf Buck SanchezProbably not, Frank. He’ll likely walk home, because that’s just what he does.
Elf Buck SanchezMy favorite Christmas song? Santa Claus is Coming to Town, of course.
Elf Frank MyrrhOf course!
Elf Frank MyrrhBuck, thank you for being with us today
Elf MaxYes, great chat! Thank you!
Elf UlanWow, within 30 minutes! Faster! So Santa is safe!
Elf Buck SanchezIt has been a pleasure!
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Chat with Elf Agent X

Chat with Elf Agent X

Elf Agent X is head of North Pole Security. In this chat Elf Agent X talks about the things people do to kidnap Santa, the current search for Santa while he is on walkabout and what to do if you actually find Santa. This is was surprising and informative chat. Here is the transcript:

Elf MaxI’m glad you’re leading this chat, Elf Frank
Elf Frank MyrrhWhy? Because getting answers from Elf Agent X is so fun?
Elf UlanYeah, it’s a very long time no see, lol!
Elf MaxYes, exactly.
Elf Frank MyrrhI’ll do my best
Elf MaxI just hope I don’t ask a question he doesn’t like
Elf Frank MyrrhHe’s always nice, Max
Elf MaxYes, he is. But when he doesn’t want to answer something he tells you!
Elf UlanPlease tell me is there any questions I can not ask?
Elf Frank MyrrhYou can ask anything you want, Elf Ulan.
Elf Frank MyrrhElf Agent X just takes his job seriously.
Elf Frank MyrrhHe’s a good elf
Elf UlanReally? Aww, thank you. I believe you!
Elf MaxOk. I do have questions for him
Elf Frank MyrrhGreat!
Elf UlanIs it a holiday there?
Elf Frank MyrrhAt the North Pole? No.
Elf MaxIt is Independence Day in the United States. Many elves told me they could not be here today because of that.
Elf Frank MyrrhOh, I forgot about that.
Agent XHello! One minute to spare
Elf UlanOkay, how many holidays do you have there?
Elf Frank MyrrhYou’re right on time, Agent X. Welcome!
Elf Frank MyrrhWe make up holidays every week at the North Pole, it seems
Agent XGlad to be here.
Elf UlanHello, Elf Agent X! Nice to meet you!
Elf Frank MyrrhToday we’re chatting with Elf Agent X, head of North Pole Security.
Agent XHello, Elf Ulan!
Elf Frank MyrrhAgent X, this is kind of a rare opportunity. It’s nice to have you here to talk things over a bit.
Agent XWe are always happy to do this, Frank.
Elf Frank MyrrhEveryone earlier was talking about asking a wrong question to you
Agent XReally? Why? I don’t think there are wrong questions.
Elf Frank MyrrhI think there is some mystery about what you do
Agent XOur job is to keep Santa safe. To keep the North Pole safe.
Elf Frank MyrrhDoes Santa get a lot of threats? Is he in danger?
Agent XNo, Santa is not in danger. He is just one of the most famous people in the world. So we watch out for him.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat are some of the things you worry about when it comes to Santa’s safety?
Agent XKidnapping is a constant threat. We find that people do not want to harm Santa so much as they just want to be with him.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhy do you think that is?
Agent XWell, he’s Santa. He’d be very popular at a Christmas party.
Elf Frank MyrrhIs that real? Do a lot of people want to seriously take Santa and use his time just for themselves?
Agent XYes.
Elf Frank MyrrhThat’s just crazy to me.
Agent XAgreed.
Elf MaxAgent X, this is Elf Max
Agent XHi Max
Elf MaxIs this happening only at Christmas?
Agent XMostly, yes.
Elf MaxDoes it come from the same place?
Agent XIt comes from all over. It’s not uncommon.
Elf Frank MyrrhHas anyone actually tried to do something – you know, besides making threats?
Agent XYes, for years there was a group led by a guy in a town in Sector 5. In Maine. They tried every Christmas Eve to capture Santa
Elf MaxHow did they try?
Agent XThe set up elaborate schemes.
Elf Frank MyrrhSuch as….?
Agent XGiant nets.
Agent XReindeer tie downs
Agent XOnce they tried to get Santa arrested by the local police department
Elf Frank MyrrhWow. Did that happen?
Agent XNo. The Police Chief didn’t want an empty stocking.
Elf MaxHahaha. Smart cop.
Elf Frank MyrrhAgent X, the search for Santa right now seems to be occupying a lot of your time.
Agent XYes, this is one of Santa’s big things right now.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat’s is the current situation. Do we have any clues?
Agent XWe have LOTS of clues. In fact too many clues
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat do you mean?
Agent XThey are coming from all over the world. It is difficult to follow up on them all.
Elf MaxSo you’re getting lots of pictures and feedback?
Agent XYes
Elf Frank MyrrhSo where do you think Santa is?
Agent XRight now, honestly, we do not have a solid lead
Elf MaxI thought he was in Sector 3
Agent XYes, someone said that on the radio or something. But we don’t really know
Elf Frank MyrrhThat might be my fault.
Agent XNo, not your fault, Elf Frank.
Elf MaxAgent X, are you frustrated?
Agent XNo, I love this actually
Elf Frank MyrrhDoes Santa do this kind of thing often?
Agent XThis is the biggest challenge he has ever given us, Frank. He does little things from time to time to train us. He asks us things all the time that we have work to learn. But nothing ever like this. This is new.
Elf MaxWhat happens if you do find him?
Agent XTHAT is a really good question.
Agent XHahaha.
Elf Frank Myrrhthat isn’t part of the game?
Agent XNo and it isn’t something I really thought about. What do you think we should do if we find him?
Elf MaxKIDNAP HIM!
Elf Sugar CookieNO! Lol
Agent XHahaha. That would be rich.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat would you do if YOU found him, Elf Sugar Cookie?
Agent XExcellent question, Frank.
Elf Sugar CookieMe? That’s a good question. I don’t know what I’d do besides alert you guys.
Elf MaxI would want to prove to the world that I found Santa.
Agent XHow would you prove that?
Elf MaxTake a picture or a video.
Elf UlanYou should ask the question, Elf sugar Cookie!
Agent XThose can be faked these days. We get them all the time
Elf Frank MyrrhYou get fake pictures and video
Agent XYes, they can be quite funny
Elf Sugar CookieOh, that’s right, Elf Ulan. The question is ‘how is Operation Merry Christmas going?” Right?
Elf Frank MyrrhReally? How?
Elf Sugar CookieActually, that leads me to another question. How do you know if you’re meeting Santa or just a good impersonator?
Agent XThe question about Operation Merry Christmas is more appropriate for Mrs. Claus or Elf Ernest or maybe Elf Bernard. I’m just security.
Elf UlanThat’s right! I’ll ask him too! The next maybe…
Agent XLast year we got a video of a guy who looked like Santa. He was tied up. They wanted money to free him. But they didn’t know one thing
Agent XAsk anything you want, Elf Ulan
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat didn’t they know?
Elf Sugar CookieI know, Elf Agent X. I think Elf Ulan was referring to a question someone on here said we could ask Santa to know if it was him or not.
Agent XThey didn’t know that Santa was sitting right there when we opened the video
Elf MaxHahaha – that’s funny.
Agent XSanta is never going to lie.
Agent XIf you catch Santa and ask him if he’s Santa, he will tell the truth.
Elf Sugar CookieCouldn’t someone lie about being Santa?
Elf MaxFor some reason, I really want to catch Santa now
Agent XOf course they will lie about being Santa. It happens all the time.
Elf UlanElf Agent X, I posted a picture in the Elf Wall. Please check about the man is similar to Santa or different, he’s taller than the man.
Agent XBut let me ask you this, Elf Sugar Cookie.
Agent XIf you thought you caught Santa, what kind of questions would you ask him to validate that he is Santa?
Agent XElf Ulan. Thank you for that picture. No, that’s not Santa. Santa is taller. He is built…differently. Santa is actually very fit.
Elf Ulan(I know it!)
Agent XThere are so many men out there who people think looks like Santa.
Elf Ulan(to Elf Sugar Cookie)
Elf Sugar CookieI’m not sure yet, honestly. i think I would be embarrassed if I, a grown woman, asked a stranger if he was Santa and he turned out not to be. I wouldn’t want anyone to think I was making fun of them, even though I would be genuinely asking.
Agent XYou’re an Elf, Sugar Cookie. Don’t you think you would have a feeling if you were in front of Santa?
Elf Frank MyrrhI see Santa I think more than most elves. I would recognize him in an instant.
Agent XYes, Frank
Elf Sugar CookieYes, sir, I think (I hope) I would.
Agent XI know you would, Elf Sugar Cookie. You’re a GREAT elf. You’d feel it. So what would you ask him?
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Agent X. Okay Santa is taller than him and more nicer!
Elf Frank MyrrhIs Santa so disguised that even I would not recognize him?
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much. I would probably ask how the walkabout is going. An impersonator probably wouldn’t know what to make of that.
Agent XI can’t answer that, Elf Frank.
Agent XRight Elf Sugar Cookie. Think about all you know that the average person would not know. Santa would recognize you before you recognize him. But he will answer your questions and I guarantee you the questions you ask will be different from an average person.
Elf UlanDid you talk to Elf Winslow about the last walkabout?
Elf Sugar CookieWow, he would recognize me?
Agent XYes, we have interviewed Elf Winslow several times. He has been most helpful.
Agent XYes, Santa would definitely recognize ALL of you. He knows you well. He’s Santa.
Elf MaxAgent X, are you of the same opinion as Elf Crash – that Santa will NOT be caught?
Elf UlanI think so that, Elf Sugar Cookie!
Elf Sugar CookieThat’s amazing to hear; thank you!
Agent XNo, I disagree with Elf Crash. We are going to find him.
Elf Frank MyrrhThen you better decide what to do with him once you do!
Elf UlanEven me?
Agent XIt would be ironic to catch him, wouldn’t*t?
Agent XYes, Elf Ulan. Santa knows you. I guarantee it.
Elf Sugar CookieYes, he would definitely recognize you, Elf Ulan!
Elf Frank MyrrhIf you or some other elf or department finds Santa you will have to prove to the world you did it.
Agent XI think we will have to meet to discuss this, Frank. Very good point.
Elf Frank MyrrhElf Harriet, in Wrapping, says she can catch Santa within a week or two. Do you believe her?
Elf UlanReally? It’s incredible and amazing!
Agent XElf Harriet is one very tenacious elf. Yes, it’s possible she could do it. I believe her. Never count her out.
Elf Frank MyrrhHave you spoken to her?
Agent XNo, since your radio interview the other day with her she has disappeared.
Elf MaxWait – what?
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat do you mean she has disappeared?
Agent XShe’s gone. She left. She took a team of elves and they are out searching for Santa.
Elf UlanWhat!?
Elf Sugar CookieWow!!
Elf Frank MyrrhNo way.
Agent XI thought everyone knew that.
Elf Frank MyrrhNo, she just told me the Wrapping Department could find him within a week or two. She didn’t tell me how.
Elf UlanBut she is the head of the wrapping department, right?
Elf Sugar CookieThis would be a great news story, Elf Frank!
Agent XThey’re out looking.
Elf MaxYes, she’s head of wrapping.
Elf Frank MyrrhShe told you she left?
Agent XYes, she called me and said she’d be back soon with Santa
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat did you tell her?
Agent XI told her “Fat chance”
Elf MaxHahaha!!!
Elf Frank MyrrhDid she tell you where they were going?
Agent XNo
Elf Sugar CookieI hope she finds him; that would be remarkable.
Elf Frank MyrrhHow many elves did she take with her?
Agent XI don’t know
Elf Frank MyrrhDid she say…how she would find him and what she would do if she did find him?
Agent XNope.
Elf Ulan(I’m confused, is she with Santa now?)
Elf Frank MyrrhHave you heard from her?
Elf Sugar CookieNo, Elf Ulan, but I think she’s trying to find him.
Agent XNot at all.
Agent XTo my knowledge, they have not found him yet.
Elf Frank MyrrhDo you know where she is looking?
Elf UlanOh, thank you!
Agent XYes, I know
Elf Frank MyrrhHow do you know?
Elf Sugar CookieYou’re welcome!
Agent XI can’t tell you that
Elf MaxHahaha – I knew someone was going to get that answer
Elf Frank MyrrhSo do you think she is close to Santa?
Agent XI have no reason to think that
Elf Frank MyrrhWow, this IS a story.
Elf UlanI think if we can guess what Santa is interested in now, we can find around the places!?
Elf Frank MyrrhI’m gonna call her
Agent XI’m not sure she’ll take your call. She won’t take mine.
Elf Frank MyrrhWhy not?
Elf UlanI guess she knows it…
Agent XBecause she doesn’t want anyone to know what she’s doing.
Elf Frank MyrrhHow is she going to prove she found him?
Agent XI don’t know.
Elf Frank MyrrhBut you don’t think the Wrapping Department will be successful?
Elf Sugar CookieGood idea, Elf Ulan!
Agent XNever count Harriet out. But I don’t think they have information or skills that other elves don’t have. Santa’s on the run and he’s outsmarting everyone so far.
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Sugar Cookie!
Agent XYes, Elf Ulan. Good thinking.
Elf Frank MyrrhFolks, I’m sorry. We’re over time with Agent X. Any last questions.
Elf MaxI have more questions than ever!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Agent X!
Agent XGood. That means I’m doing my job.
Elf Sugar CookieDoes anyone know where Santa is for safety reasons but won’t tell anyone else? Or is he completely on his own?
Agent XSanta is completely on his own. I believe he and Mrs. Claus have some way of emergency contact. But don’t quote me on that. It’s just a theory I have.
Elf Frank MyrrhWell, what if there is an emergency?
Agent XWe will just have to put on our big elf boots and deal with it, I suppose.
Elf MaxGolly
Elf UlanDo you think Santa bought some hats this time? Lol
Elf Frank MyrrhGreat chat, Agent X. Thank you for all you have shared today
Agent XI think Santa is a man of many different looks.
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much, everyone! This has been a great chat!
Elf MaxYes, thank you Elf Agent X
Agent XThank you all for your efforts. We’ll find Santa!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Agent X!
Agent XBye everyone
Elf Frank MyrrhThanks Agent X.
Elf Sugar CookieGoodbye!
Elf Frank MyrrhAnd thank you everyone for being here. This was great!
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Chat with Elf Moe

Chat with Elf Moe

Elf Moe is something of an enigma. He works here on SantaTrackers.net and yet many do not completely understand his role. In this chat, Elf Moe discusses his job in helping elves to become elves. It is a wide-ranging discussion about the challenges of starting an elf career as a tracker elf:

Elf Frank MyrrhHi everyone, my name is Elf Frank Myrrh of North Pole Radio News. We’re chatting today with Elf Moe of SantaTrackers fame. Moe, Max and I were talking earlier and we’re trying to figure out who your boss is.
Elf MoeUh-oh. Did I do something wrong?
Elf Frank MyrrhHahaha. No, not at all.
Elf Frank MyrrhYou see, I thought Elf Max was your boss and he said no, that you’re his backup.
Elf UlanLol!
Elf MoeHahaha, I see. Yeah, I could see the confusion.
Elf MoeTo be honest, I’m not much help for Elf Max.
Elf MoeI’m not the web genius he is, that’s for sure.
Elf MoeWhen he was out last year I took over technical duties here on this website and I did a really lousy job of it.
Elf MoeAnd I only did that because I was the only one here who could. That’s all.
Elf Frank MyrrhSo who do you report to?
Elf MoeWell, it was Elf Roger. But I guess now it’s Elf Crash.
Elf Frank MyrrhOh, okay. I didn’t know that.
Elf UlanI think you did well then, Elf Moe!
Elf Sugar CookieSame here! You did an excellent job.
Elf MoeBut Crash and I don’t talk near as much as Elf Roger and I did. I think Crash is still trying to figure it all out.
Elf Frank MyrrhFor the record, what exactly is your job?
Elf MoeMy job is to try and keep order. This is the Internet and not all people are as they seem. We want very much for this website to be a safe place. So I basically get to be the cop here.
Elf Frank MyrrhHave there been a lot of problems?
Elf MoeThere was in the early days. The site was set up on kind of the honor system. And that did not work out so well.
Elf MoeI basically was sent here to sort out those who really wanted to be elves and to coordinate their education. And that meant getting rid of some bad eggs.
Elf Frank MyrrhIs it still a problem?
Elf MoeNo, it’s pretty quiet now. We have made a lot of changes and I think the past couple of years have been much better
Elf Frank MyrrhI see. So what do you mostly do these days?
Elf MoeI do a lot of special projects, almost all elf related
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat do you mean “elf related”?
Elf MoeIf Santa or one of the admin elves identify an elf who needs help, I help them
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat do you mean by “help”? I don’t understand
Elf MoeWell, we have a lot of young elves without a lot of even life experience. They don’t know how to behave. So I kind of coach them, one on one.
Elf Frank MyrrhOh, I see. Do you like doing that?
Elf MoeI love doing that. I love it when Santa or Ernest or Roger or now, Crash, tell me to go help an elf individually.
Elf Frank MyrrhHave you developed elves we know?
Elf UlanGreat idea!
Elf MaxElf Moe did a lot for me when I first started
Elf Frank MyrrhReally Max? You were a special project for Elf Moe?
Elf MaxYes. I knew a lot about websites and stuff. But nothing about being an elf. Moe was really super helpful with that.
Elf MoeMax was never a special project. We talked a great deal back then. He was new but never a special project.
Elf Frank MyrrhHow was Max’s situation different than most you take on today?
Elf MoeMax just needed to know how elf life worked. There was no website then that explained it. No Elf University. No community.
Elf MoeThese days I work with elves who come here but may have a few, uh, problems
Elf Frank MyrrhWhat kind of problems?
Elf MoeYou know, getting along with others. Being nice. Following what we want this place to be.
Elf Frank MyrrhGuys, I don’t mean to dominate the conversation. Feel free to jump in with any questions you might have.
Elf Frank MyrrhMoe, now that Max is back, it seems you are rather quiet
Elf MoeI don’t mean to be. I think as the season progresses you might hear a lot more from me. I am not here to lead. I’m here to help keep order
Elf UlanI have a question about freelance elves
Elf MoeI think hearing from Elf Crash first, then Elf Max, is how things should work
Elf MoeSure, Elf Ulan. Go ahead!
Elf Sugar CookieHas the mentoring process become different now that there’s more of a vetting process for new elves?
Elf MoeYes, Elf Sugar Cookie. I think there are much better controls in allowing people to come in. We just let anyone in before and it created a lot of problems. Now we are more….well, choosy.
Elf MoeElves I work with now seem to be more sincere and genuine.
Elf UlanThank you, is it still the same rule that they can come to the website after 99 days?
Elf Frank MyrrhHow do you handle the need for MORE elves?
Elf MoeElf Ulan, the freelance elves usually have about three months to prove themselves. Some I let in earlier, some now take a little longer. It just depends on their understanding and their willingess to be nice.
Elf Sugar CookieThat’s great to hear!
Elf MoeFrank, Santa himself told me that the number of elves we have is not a priority. He wants quality elves, not quantity elves. That was really good direction.
Elf Frank MyrrhIs that why we don’t see the counts of new elves any more?
Elf MoeYes, and I know Elf Crash feels the same way. He has told me so.
Elf Frank MyrrhI heard that last year we had some really bad things happened with some senior elves. Can you talk about that?
Elf MoeNot really. I wouldn’t call them “bad” things. I would say they were unfortunate.
Elf UlanOkay, how do you recognize them to become North Pole elves?
Elf Frank MyrrhIt’s kind of frustrating to not know, Moe. How are other elves to know what NOT to do if we don’t talk about it?
Elf MoeElf Ulan, it’s more of a “getting to know you” process with elves. We talk. We answer questions. We give them more and more rights and responsibilities. After time there is trust and we can let them in.
Elf MoeFrank, I don’t want to reveal a lot of those details because we are still working on some of those elves who kind of strayed. We hope we get some of them back. So the details are not important for others to know.
Elf Frank MyrrhOk, I guess I understand. It is just hard to see what I thought were some good elves just up and disappear, seeming to never hear from them again.
Elf Ulan“Getting to know you” is important!
Elf Sugar CookieI hope it’s ok for me to ask this, but is the song “An Elf Named Moe” about you? If so, how does it feel to have a Christmas song about you?
Elf MoeI hear you. Some of them will be back. Some will never be back. Some get really angry and they have to get angry with me. That’s the way it should work. We don’t need them here getting angry at the community or other elves who can’t do anything about it.
Elf MoeNo, the Elf Named Moe song – which is an AWESOME song – is not about me. Just a coincidence.
Elf Frank MyrrhDo a lot of elves get mad at you?
Elf UlanCan they go to Elf University before becoming the elf?
Elf Sugar CookieWow, thanks for letting me know! I thought it was about you lol
Elf MoeElf Ulan, yes, I use Elf University a lot. And Max updates and changes things for me as we go along. Elf University is a work in progress
Elf MoeElf Frank, yes a lot of elves get mad at me. I am in the position if making decisions that affect their elf future….and some do not like that
Elf Frank MyrrhIs that hard for you to do?
Elf MoeYes, it’s hard.
Elf MoeI don’t like people not liking me.
Elf MoeBut my job is to keep the community safe and to build elves. Santa charged me with that. I take it seriously.
Elf UlanThat’s awesome! They are lucky to learn it!
Elf Frank MyrrhDo you talk to many parents?
Elf MoeI will talk to any parent about any concern, yes.
Elf MoeWe welcome parents here. We want them to become elves, too.
Elf Frank MyrrhWow, do you get many parents who take you up on that?
Elf UlanDo you have any idea to make the website more fun that we don’t know about?
Elf MoeWe do, actually. I find many parents still love and believe in Santa and want to help him in any way they can.
Elf MoeElf Ulan – that’s more of a question for Elf Crash and Elf Max, I think. I think it’s fun now but my job with it is more elf related than anything else.
Elf MaxElf Ulan, we’d love to hear YOUR ideas to make the site more fun.
Elf MoeYes! What Max said!
Elf Frank MyrrhMoe, you have a “grumpy” avatar. Is that on purpose?
Elf MoeActually, that avatar is NOT my idea. I’d love to change it but **someone** won’t show me how
Elf UlanMy ideas?!
Elf MaxYes! Your ideas, Elf Ulan. We’d love to hear them
Elf MoeI’m glad you asked that question Elf Ulan. At the end of the day, my job and Max’s job is the same – we need to make this place inviting and enjoyable for elves.
Elf Frank MyrrhThat’s really awesome
Elf Frank MyrrhWe’re out of time, any last questions for Elf Moe?
Elf MaxMoe, will there be a time when we could get you and Elf Crash here on a chat together?
Elf UlanElf Max, okay, I’ll try it once. How to tell you about it?
Elf MaxElf Ulan, just post it on the wall or send me a message!
Elf UlanElf Moe, can I ask what’s your favorite Christmas song to sing? XD
Elf MoeYeah, I still think Crash is working hard on getting settled in this new job. But I know him pretty good and I’m sure he would be open to any kind of chat.
Elf UlanOkay, Elf Max. I’ll do it!
Elf MoeMy favorite Christmas song? Sure that’s easy – “Here Comes Santa Claus” by Elvis. Love that song.
Elf Frank MyrrhThanks everyone for being here today
Elf Frank MyrrhAnd Moe, thanks for taking our questions
Elf MoeAlways a pleasure!
Elf Sugar Cookie“Here Comes Santa Claus” is one of my favorites too- although I’m partial to the Gene Autry version!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you all for a great chat!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Moe. I want to sing it to you someday lol!
Elf Frank MyrrhFolks, Elf Agent X will be here in about 30 minutes. Hope you can join us for that conversation
Elf MoeAwww, thanks Elf Ulan. I’d love that
Elf MoeThanks everybody!
Elf Sugar CookieI’ll be back at 11! Thank you again!
Elf MaxSee you soon!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Moe, Elf Frank, Elf Max, and Elf Sugar Cookie! It was awesome!
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Christmas in July Chat with Elf Victor

Christmas in July Chat

Santa’s head elf over Reindeer Operations, Elf Victor, came to Santa Tracker Chat to talk all about Santa’s reindeer and to answer questions elves might have. It was an interesting conversation! Here is the transcript:

Elf Sugar CookieGood morning! I apologize for missing the last chat; I just got out of church. How are you?
Elf UlanHi Elf Sugar Cookie!
Elf MaxHi all! Elf Victor will be here in a minute. He’s got an assistant today, I’m told.
Elf Sugar CookieHi Elf Ulan! How are you?
Elf MaxElf Victor, as you know, heads up Reindeer Operations at the North Pole. It is a rare treat to get him here!
Elf UlanIt’ll be the fourth chat today, lol
Elf MaxThe 4th?
Elf VictorHello
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Sugar Cookie. I’m so good!
Elf MaxAh, Elf Victor!
Elf VictorHi there.
Elf Sugar CookieI’m so glad to hear it!
Elf MaxThank you for being with us today. We’re thrilled to have you with us. How are you?
Elf Sugar CookieHi, Elf Victor!
Elf VictorI’m doing pretty good for an old guy.
Elf VictorHi Elf Sugar Cookie
Elf VictorHello Elf Ulan
Elf VictorGreat to be with you today.
Elf VictorElf Melanie is typing for me today. She’s much faster than I am!
Elf Ulan(Yes, Elf Max 6am, 7am, 11pm, and this! It’s midnightnew  here!)
Elf MaxWow, Elf Ulan! You’re one dedicated elf!
Elf VictorElf Ulan, I don’t know where you are but I admire your work ethic!
Elf UlanHello, Elf Victor! It’s been a lot time!
Elf MaxElf Ulan is in Japan.
Elf VictorOh my! That’s outstanding!
Elf MaxWhat’s the nearest reindeer ranch to Japan?
Elf Sugar CookieShe is one amazing elf!
Elf UlanYes, I’m in Japan, and 13 hours earlier different lol
Elf MaxSanta has a reindeer ranch in Japan?!!!
Elf VictorYes, a small one
Elf MaxUm…where?
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Sugar Cookie. You’re awesome too!
Elf VictorI can’t disclose the exact locations. But it is in the mountains in Shizuoka
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much!
Elf MaxHave you been there before?
Elf UlanWhere????
Elf VictorYes, many times. Good reindeer there.
Elf MaxHow many reindeer ranches are there?
Elf UlanShizuoka! Around Mt. Fuji? Elf Victor?
Elf VictorWell, there are ranches large and small. Our total network has 26 full time operating ranches in 17 countries, not including our main ranch at the North Pole
Elf VictorI cannot share precise locations, Elf Ulan. Security reasons. The ranch in Japan is quite small
Elf MaxI had no idea. So….that brings up a question. Do the reindeer in Japan understand Japanese?
Elf VictorYes, they do. The trainers and vets there are all Japanese
Elf MaxSo…they’re elves then?
Elf VictorYes, of course.
Elf UlanWow, I didn’t know that! Whats the big news for me!
Elf MaxDo you speak Japanese?
Elf VictorNo, I don’t. I have to take a translator with me when I go. I try to go with Santa some times because he’s fluent in Japanese
Elf MaxI don’t think that is surprising.
Elf VictorYes, Santa speaks many languages. He’s always learning something new. He loves to speak with people in their native tongue.
Elf UlanI can be your translator, Elf Victor! XD
Elf VictorElf Ulan, I might take you up on that!
Elf MaxThis is really interesting. How often do you travel to the different ranches?
Elf VictorI don’t travel as much as I used to. We do a lot of work by Zoom and stuff now. The world has gotten smaller with technology.
Elf MaxWere you there last week when Santa went to Bolivia?
Elf UlanPlease take me up there! I’m so delighted it!
Elf VictorNo, but I was part of the arrangements for that trip for Santa. I knew all about it in advance.
Elf VictorI’d have to clear that with Santa, Elf Ulan.
Elf MaxHow many elves besides you and Santa get to visit these ranches?
Elf VictorNo many. You have to be certified to go to the ranches. We keep them closed to the publc.
Elf MaxWhy keep them closed? I think a lot of people would want to visit Santa’s reindeer.
Elf VictorYes, they would. But that’s why we keep them closed. They would be so popular they would never get rest.
Elf MaxA lot of people just want to see reindeer fly. You know, to see Santa in his sleigh in the skies.
Elf UlanOf course. Please let me know anytime!
Elf VictorYes, they would. And many do see Santa when he flies on Christmas.
Elf VictorYou’re an elf, Ulan. And I’m told you’re an excellent elf. We’d just need to get you certified.
Elf MaxSo why can’t people see reindeer fly at other times of the year?
Elf VictorWell, they could. For example, the test flights of Santa’s sleigh are happening now. I suppose people could see that if they are in the right place.
Elf UlanHow’s Andray going in Bolivia? Elf Victor?
Elf MaxWhy don’t we do that? Why can’t we tell people where the sleigh is flying and just let them go see?
Elf VictorThere are a lot of reasons we don’t do that, Max. These are Santa’s reindeer, not circus animals. They do a serious job. Besides, they don’t like that kind of attention.
Elf VictorAndre is doing really well. He is very excited. I get a call nearly every day about him right now. He really wants to come to the North Pole. Very badly.
Elf MaxI understand that sometimes when Santa travels, especially in November and December when he sees so many children, he sometimes shows his reindeer
Elf VictorYes, he does that now and then. But not often. He would only do that with select reindeer. Ones that have been trained to handle public attention.
Elf MaxSo…which reindeer would that be?
Elf VictorSally is Santa’s favorite for facing a crowd.
Elf MaxSally? I’ve never heard of Sally.
Elf VictorSally is an old, gentle soul. For years she served on Mrs. Claus’ team. She is kind of like a grandma reindeer.
Elf MaxA grandma reindeer? What’s that?
Elf UlanThat’s good! I hope Andre will come back to the North Pole soon!
Elf VictorYou know. Kind. Gentle. Sweet. Nice.
Elf VictorShe never gets nervous around a lot of people. She will let the children actually pet her. That’s very unusual for a reindeer.
Elf MaxIt is? You can’t pet a reindeer?
Elf VictorWell, you SHOULD NOT pet a reindeer without permission. No.
Elf UlanElf Victor, how do I get it?
Elf MaxI didn’t know that. They don’t like to be petted?
Elf VictorHow do you get what, Elf Ulan?
Elf Sugar CookieI’ve tried before and it is not easy. (We were lucky enough to see reindeer on a family vacation one time!) They do like apples though!
Elf VictorReindeer do not like to be touched much, Max. They are very private. Space is important to them.
Elf MaxWow. I never knew
Elf VictorYes, Elf Sugar Cookie. Food is a good way to get close to a reindeer and to build trust. They LOVE apples.
Elf VictorI don’t think the world realizes how much work Santa had to do to get reindeer to do what they do for him and for all of us.
Elf MaxDoes Santa pet the reindeer ever?
Elf VictorHe does, but not as much as you might think. Santa understands reindeer like no other person in the world. He respects their space. That’s one reason why we never know for sure when they will show up before Christmas. Santa doesn’t command. He invites.
Elf UlanI mean do you need my certified.?
Elf VictorWe would have to work with you to get you certified. But I’m certain you could do it right there at the ranch.
Elf MaxAre many elves certified?
Elf VictorYes, we have a large department. To work with the reindeer you have to be certified.
Elf MaxHow long does it take to get certified?
Elf VictorOh not long. About six years on average.
Elf MaxWait…six years before an elf can work with reindeer?
Elf UlanWhich ranch should I go to?
Elf VictorSix years to WORK with reindeer, not to see them or be around them. You have to learn around the reindeer to get certified.
Elf VictorAny reindeer ranch could accommodate you, Elf Ulan. I can talk to Santa about it.
Elf MaxSo, say Elf Ulan wants to work with the reindeer in some way. It would take her six years to do that?
Elf VictorYes, if she is intent on a job as it relates to reindeer in some way – it’s going to take at least six years to get certified to get that job. It’s a lot of work.
Elf MaxWow. That blows my mind.
Elf VictorAll sleigh pilots have to be reindeer certified. So that’s part of the reason why it takes so long to become a sleigh pilot too.
Elf MaxHoly smokes. I never even thought of that.
Elf Sugar CookieThat makes sense!
Elf UlanOkay, I’d like to try it! 😆
Elf VictorYeah, those sleigh pilots have it hard. They have to learn advance mathmatics, lots of science, and also the science of reindeer. Hard than becoming an Astronaut!
Elf Sugar CookieWow!!
Elf VictorOk, Elf Ulan. If you’re serious, I’ll talk to Santa about it.
Elf VictorYes, I have nothing but respect for the Corps of Sleigh Pilots at the North Pole
Elf UlanYes, please tell Santa. Thank you so much
Elf MaxHow many sleigh pilots are there?
Elf VictorThere are close to 20,000 certified sleigh pilots in the world. Not many at all.
Elf MaxGoodness! That’s more than I would have thought.
Elf VictorIt took many years for Santa to build up to that level. There’s now only about four or five per year who get certified. It’s very rare.
Elf UlanI heard thousands of reindeer are there
Elf MaxWell, how many elves get certified for reindeer?
Elf Sugar CookieDid Santa have to get certified too?
Elf VictorYes, elf Ulan. The reindeer number about 65,000 now. All over the world.
Elf VictorElf Sugar Cookie. Santa does get certified every few years. Of course, he sets the certification requirements, which include book learning, ranch time and other things. He does all that.
Elf VictorWe have about 40,000 certified elves who work with reindeer in their various jobs.
Elf Ulan65000 reindeer! And you manage them all!
Elf MaxI had no idea the scope of this was that big.
Elf Sugar CookieWow, that’s incredible. He holds himself to a high standard for sure!
Elf MaxFolks, the time has flown by on this chat and we have learned a lot. Are there any last questions for Elf Victor?
Elf VictorSanta considers reindeer some of his most important elves. He cannot be Santa without them.
Elf Sugar CookieWhere does Rudolph usually stay in the off-season (as much as you are allowed to disclose)?
Elf MaxElf Victor, can we get you back for another chat soon? This has been the best chat for me. I have really learned a great deal.
Elf UlanIt’s so fast. Elf Victor, are Trixie and Mighty Mick friends? XD
Elf VictorRudolph? He’s from North America. He spends a lot of time with family in the Rockies.
Elf VictorMighty Mick is friends with everyone he meets. He’s really an exceptional reindeer.
Elf VictorYes, he loves Trixie.
Elf MaxElf Victor THANK YOU so much for being here.
Elf Sugar CookieWow, that’s cool! I had no idea he’s from Sector 5; thanks for letting me know!
Elf VictorIt has been a pleasure. I’d love to come back some time.
Elf VictorGoodbye everyone! Save up your apples for the reindeer!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much; this has been one of the best chats!
Elf MaxHahaha – will do. Thanks Elf Victor.
Elf UlanAww, thank you. I hope I want to be their friend someday!
Elf Maxwow, what a chat! Thanks for being here you guys!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you Elf Max and Elf Victor (and it was great to talk to you again, Elf Ulan)!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Victor, Elf Max, and Elf Sugar Cookie!
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Chat Recap with Elf Trixie

Chat with Elf Trixie

Elf Trixie came to Santa Tracker Chat on July 1st to kick off our schedule of chats for Christmas in July. She covered a wide range of topics including what it’s like to work for Mrs. Claus. Here is the transcript of that conversation:

Elf MaxHi guys….our chat with Elf Trixie starts at the top of the hour
Elf UlanOkay, hello again, lol
Elf MaxYes! Long time no see
Elf MaxTrixie should be along in a few minutes
elf radarHello Elf Ulan and Elf Max
Elf MaxHi again, Elf Radar. Good to see you here, friend!
Elf UlanYes!
Elf UlanHi Elf Radar!
Elf TrixieHi everyone. Gol. It feels like ages since I was last here.
Elf UlanI hope many elves will come here soon!
Elf MaxHi Trixie. Well, it’s been ages since any of us have been here. I think the last time the chatroom was used was last Christmas.
Elf UlanHello, Elf Trixie!!
Elf TrixieBy the way, Elf Crash is here in my office. We had a meeting and he’s peeking over my shoulder. He says hi.
Elf TrixieHi Elf Ulan!
Elf MaxHi Crash! Was he there on the chat with Elf Ernest?
Elf TrixieYes, so was Elf Moe.
Elf Ulan(Hi, Elf Crash!)
Elf TrixieCrash says hi and then he said that’s all he’s saying because he doesn’t want to interfere in my chat
Elf MaxWell that’s just goofy
Elf TrixieI know, right?
Elf MaxOh hi to Elf Moe too. Is he still there?
Elf TrixieNo, he had to go bust someone in the knee caps.
Elf MaxWut? Seriously?
Elf UlanI know he’s kind ^^
Elf TrixieNo I’m just kidding.
Elf TrixieHe is kind.
Elf TrixieMoe is SUCH a serious elf though
Elf TrixieI told him today I was going to make him smile at least once a day
Elf MaxIs that possible?
Elf TrixieYes, he’s really a big softie.
Elf MaxFolks, we’re at the top of the hour so I guess we’re started now. Joining us for our first Christmas in July chat here on [link src=”SantaTrackers.net”] is Elf Trixie. Trixie has taken up a temporary assignment as Chief of Staff to Mrs. Claus, so her role right now is very different. Trixie, welcome!
Elf TrixieThank you Max.
Elf MaxTrixie, are you liking your new assignment?
Elf TrixieYes and no.
Elf MaxExplain
Elf TrixieWell, on the good side, I’m learning a lot. I meet a lot of elves. I see a lot more of how Santa works. The North Pole too. That’s all very interesting to me.
Elf TrixieBut on the bad side I miss my old job. I miss finding news. I miss being “normal”, if that makes sense.
Elf MaxWhat do you mean by being “normal”?
Elf TrixieI was “important” before. Now a lot of people here think I am and really, I’m not. I just help Mrs. Claus, but I’m not an important elf. I don’t make decisions or have secret knowledge. But people treat me different because they think I am important.
Elf MaxYou sound a little bit like Elf Crash.
Elf TrixieOh yes. He and I have discussed it quite a bit
Elf MaxWhat happens after Santa get back?
Elf TrixieWell, I hope I just go back to my old job.
Elf MaxDo you think that will happen?
Elf TrixieWe haven’t even discussed it. I’m afraid to bring it up.
Elf MaxAfraid? How come?
Elf UlanI think both Elf Trixie, Elf Crash and Elf Max are very important ^^
Elf TrixieI just don’t like talking about myself. So change the subject!
Elf MaxOh okay. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable. Your presence here in chat today was requested by a lot of people. They have questions for you!
Elf TrixieThat’s good. I love questions….as long as they are not about me.
Elf MaxI don’t know if I can totally escape asking some of those questions. We got a question from Elf Shelley- I don’t know her – but she wants to know if you know private things about Santa and Mrs. Claus
Elf TrixieOh my
Elf TrixieLike…what is she talking about?
Elf UlanOh, Elf Trixie, can I ask your favorite something?
Elf MaxI think it is more like personal stuff, family, that kind of thing….
Elf TrixieOh okay. Elf Ulan, what’s your question?
Elf TrixieTo answer that question, yes. I know more about Santa and Mrs. Claus than I ever did before. That is true.
Elf MaxIs it hard to know those things?
Elf UlanThank you! What’s your favorite workshop by Santa and Mrs? Claus?
Elf TrixieNo. Not really. They are just really good, normal people. I have grown to really love Santa and Mrs. Claus
Elf TrixieElf Ulan, that’s a very good question because you’re right, there are many “workshops”
Elf TrixieI think one of my favorite workshop is the Puppy Training Shop
Elf MaxWhat’s that?
Elf Cookie DoughDoes Santa and Mrs Claus have any pets besides the reindeer
Elf Ulan(thank you!)
Elf TrixieIt’s a place where they train puppies. Santa gives many people puppies for Christmas. So many ask for them and many times Santa has to say no because parents sometimes do not think their children are ready for that responsibility. But others do want puppies so Santa works on training them before he delivers.
Elf MaxWow, that’s awesome!
elf radarElf Trixie, your new job must have a lot of responsibility. What is the best part of this job?
Elf TrixieElf Cookie Dough, yes, they have lots of dogs! Mrs. Claus has a cat named Mr. Whiskers
Elf Cookie DoughAww that’s awesome
Elf MaxSee? This is GREAT information, Trixie. Did you know any of this before?
Elf TrixieNot really no. Well, I had heard about the puppy thing and was going to write a story about it. But Mrs. C took me there one day and I saw it for myself. You should SEE all the things they have those little puppies do.
Elf MaxLike what?
Elf UlanAww, yeah, that’s awesome! Santa always takes care of everything
Elf TrixieSimple things. Little eating and drinking out of a bowl. Following simple commands. And of course, potty training. Santa works on all of that.
Elf MaxDo you go to the puppy place much?
Elf TrixieI go there all the time. It’s such a happy place.
Elf TrixieI’m going to start taking Elf Moe there. That’ll make him smile!
Elf Cookie DoughIs Santa back at the North Pole yet or are we still searching for him
Elf MaxSomeone asked about your favorite part of your job right now…can you speak to that?
Elf TrixieI love Mrs. Claus. We’ve become close. She’s a great lady
Elf TrixieAnd no Cookie Dough, Santa is definitely not back. In fact, Ernest created a bit of a stir with Mrs. Claus in that chat a little while ago.
Elf MaxHe did? How?
Elf Sugar CookieI would love to work there someday! I’m hoping to have a career working with dogs someday.
Elf TrixieErnest said that Santa called him. Mrs. Claus is a little peeved about that.
Elf MaxOh oh.
Elf Cookie DoughOh ok thank you Elf Trixie
Elf TrixieI can tell you that he hasn’t called her lately.
Elf MaxSo Santa is on Mrs. Claus’ naughty list?
Elf UlanElf Trixie, are dogs your favorite animals? Do you have it?
Elf TrixieWell, how would you feel?
Elf TrixieElf Ulan. I do not have a dog. The closet I have to a pet is my reindeer, Trixie. And I don’t get to see her much.
Elf MaxI see. So what is your part to play in this thing between Santa and Mrs. Claus?
Elf TrixieI don’t have a part. I just do whatever Mrs. Claus wants.
Elf TrixieElf Sugar Cookie – I bet you would be AWESOME in the puppy workshop.
Elf UlanOh, that’s right!  How’s Trixie going? Where is she now?
Elf MaxDo you think this chat idea that Elf Ernest talked about is going to happen?
Elf TrixieTrixie is on the test flight team, so she’s kind of all over the place. I get reports all the time and I hear she is doing really well. I hope to see her in a few weeks.
Elf TrixieYes the chat thing is going to happen. But only after Santa calls Mrs. C
Elf UlanI want to join the puppy workshop too!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you so much, Elf Trixie!! I don’t have much experience yet but am hoping to gain some ASAP! It would be so exciting to be working with the puppies over at the North Pole knowing that they would be going to great homes and making wishes come true!
Elf TrixieElf Ulan I think you and Sugar Cookie can run it together!
Elf MaxDoes Mrs. Claus know the elves on SantaTrackers.net?
Elf Sugar CookieI would love that!! Elf Ulan, I would love to work with you!
Elf TrixieOh yes. She gets on her more than I do. In fact, she’ll likely tell me to be more active here
Elf MaxMrs. Claus comes here?
Elf Cookie DoughI would love to work a higher job for Santa and Mrs Claus I re applied for my other job but never got a response back
Elf TrixieYes, Mrs. Claus is very tech savvy. She’s all over the North Pole websites. She often answers the mail. She just doesn’t tell anyone it’s her. In fact, she’s on this chat right now and nobody knows she is here. Well, except me.
Elf MaxShe is?
Elf Sugar CookieWow! Hi, Mrs. Claus!
Elf MaxI better shape up then!
Elf UlanWow, Trixie is great! Do you know about Mighty Mick the Elf Big Ted reindeer? I hope there are friends!
Elf TrixieYes, she’s here. Lots of elves are here you can’t see, Max.
Elf TrixieI know Big Sled Ted. I love him! What a guy!
Elf Max(I better be on my best behavior)
Elf TrixieYou have NO WORRIES, Maxy
Elf Sugar CookieLOL, I don’t think you have to worry either, Elf Max. You’re great!
Elf UlanReally? Awesome!
Elf MaxDid you meet Mighty Mick?
Elf TrixieI did meet him. He’s a great reindeer.
Elf MaxDoes he…talk?
Elf TrixieNot to me, I don’t have that gift like Santa. But he responded to me. He likes to be scratched behind his ears. He’s got big old cute ears.
Elf Sugar CookieAwww!
Elf MaxIt sounds like you really like animals
Elf Cookie DoughAdorable
Elf UlanMe too, Elf Sugar Cookie! It became one of my areams!
Elf TrixieI do. I grew up on a farm. We had cows and goats. When I went to school to become a reporter I think my Daddy was a little disappointed.
Elf MaxHe wanted you to run the farm?
Elf TrixieKind of, I think. I think maybe he didn’t like me becoming a city girl.
Elf MaxDo you feel you have become a city girl?
Elf TrixieNo way. You can’t take the country out of a girl.
Elf Maxfolks our time with Trixie is about up. Do you have any last questions for her?
Elf TrixieAlready? Wow, that went fast!
Elf MaxThis has been a surprising chat for me, Trixie. I hope we didn’t get Santa in trouble.
Elf TrixieHaha. You just made Mrs. Claus laugh.
Elf TrixieShe said he got himself in to trouble all by himself!
Elf MaxHahaha – I hope she goes easy on him.
Elf TrixieI’m sure he will survive. You don’t mess with Mrs. C
Elf MaxThank you, Trixie for your time today. And Mrs. Claus too
Elf Sugar CookieI apologize for showing up late. Thank you all for a great chat!
Elf UlanElf Trixie, I want to do massage therapy for Trixie and Micky someday. I have the certification XD
Elf TrixieThanks everyone!
elf radarBye. Thank you for doing this
Elf TrixieElf Ulan – I think that’s awesome! Let’s get you to the North Pole!
Elf MaxThanks everyone!
Elf UlanWait, is it finished? Thank you for Elf Trixie, Mes. Claus, and Elf Max!
Elf MaxHave a great day all! We’ll get the recap up soon!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Trixie!
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Chat Recap with Elf Crash in Elf Chat

Elf Crash Murphy, Santa’s Eye-in-the-Sky Reporter and the Ultimate Santa Tracker, was in Elf Chat today to talk about tracking Santa this year. Everyone’s questions sure made for an interesting conversation. Here is the recap:

Elf Crash MurphyHi ho – MAXY!!!
Elf MaxHi Crash. You’re right on time
Elf UlanHi, elf Crash!
Elf Buddy FrostHello Elf Crash!
Elf Crash MurphyI’m surprised to see you here…but not surprised. How are you doing?
Elf MaxThanks, Crash. I’m doing good. I wanted to be back to track Santa this year and it looks like it is working out
Elf Crash MurphyHi Buddy Frost! Hi Ulan!
Elf Buddy FrostHope your doing well Crash!
Elf Crash MurphyFantastic! I wasn’t sure who I would be talking with today but I’m glad its you. And I’m glad you’re going to be able to track Santa this year. I know that was a big goal
Elf MaxYeah, I’m not 100% yet but it’s good enough. It’ll be a good Christmas. I’ve got a TON of questions here for you, Crash.
Elf Crash MurphyOk, I’m raring to go. Things are super busy, I think they might be for everyone
Elf MaxI think that is why we have so many questions. People want to know how this next week will be different.
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s different already. I just got out of our daily pre-flight meeting. Those started last Monday
Elf MaxWho is in that meeting, Crash?
Elf Crash MurphyWell, it’s me, Santa, Roger, Elf Buck and a handful of folks from Flight Command
Elf MaxPre-flight – so this is about when Santa takes off?
Elf Crash MurphyWell, kind of. We talk about different areas of the world and different things going on at Flight Command that will affect launch and delivery. They are short meetings.
Elf MaxHave you done these meetings before?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, we start about 10-days out. Every year this is kind of our routine.
Elf Crash MurphyBut this year is really different because Santa and Flight Command have SO MUCH more information – different information than last year
Elf Crash MurphySo everything is very detailed like never before
Elf MaxInteresting. Will that change what they tell us to do when we track Santa after he launches?
Elf Crash MurphyNo doubt. You might get in on this, Max. I’m told there will be some new “quick” type reports that elves might be asked to send in after Santa takes off
Elf Crash MurphySo yes, it’s all looking very different this year
Elf MaxWhen are we going to find out about this? Officially -?
Elf Crash MurphyWell, Roger has the deets on that and I’m guessing you might find out tomorrow. But releasing it to the tracker elf world might not happen until Monday or Tuesday
Elf MaxOk, I’ll be ready
Elf Crash MurphyI’ll private message you some stuff after
Elf MaxOk, very good. Ready to take some questions from Elf Ulan and Elf Buddy Frost?
Elf UlanHi Crash, which sleigh is faster launching? Santa’s or yours?
Elf Crash MurphySure thing!
Elf MaxGo ahead, guys
Elf Buddy FrostYes, I am curious to know now, can you give us even a hint of what these quick type reports may be?
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan – Santa’s sleigh is the best in the world. I’m in an old clunker. I’m about watching Santa, not keeping up with him
Elf UlanYou mean you will launch after Santa’s sleigh?
Elf Crash MurphyThose “Christmas Eve Reports” – that’s what Roger has been calling them will be simple report features so that a tracker can send important information quickly – think things like changes in the weather, flight obstacles, etc. Nothing too fancy or extreme. Just a quick way to get really important information to flight command fast
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan, I actually am in the air most years ahead of Santa. His launch is always a very public affair, you’ll hear it on the radio. And he takes off like a shot. It’s easy for me to already be up there and waiting for him to take off from there
Elf MaxCrash, what are they saying will be the need for reports from trackers once Santa takes off?
Elf Crash MurphyThey don’t really know. The Elf Supervisors are nervous about it too. But really, Santa doesn’t want to burden Tracker Elves will TOO much because he wants them to be spending time with their families too
Elf Crash MurphyAnd a lot of it will depend on what’s just going on at the time
Elf Buddy FrostWell you can bet I will be ready to send in those reports!
Elf MaxCrash, I’ve seen some trackers complaining in their reports about being sent to bed too early last year. Will bedtime be extended for tracker elves?
Elf Crash MurphyI know you will Buddy Frost!
Elf Crash MurphyMax – I don’t think Santa’s going to give on the bedtime advisories for anyone. We’ve already talked about it and he’s set in his mind.
Elf MaxWhat do you advise those trackers who want to stay up later to do?
Elf UlanYou see Santa’s launching in the sky^^ is every time looks the same?
Elf Crash MurphyI advise them not to do it.
Elf MaxHahaha – why is Santa so strict about this?
Elf Crash MurphyI have a lot of theories, Max. But honestly, I think the toughest thing Santa has to juggle is getting people to bed so he can do his job. He’s always thinking ahead. And if he spends a lot of time in one place that means he has less time to get to another. Bedtime on Christmas Eve is a big thing to Santa
Elf Buddy FrostI have another question. I have always wanted to see Santa’s sleigh but what does it, or any sleigh look like at ground level?
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan – Santa’s launch is always a different view for me. I’m in the air and he usually takes off in a storm at the North Pole. Very normal for this time of year at the North Pole. So when I see him he’s flying UP – he punches through the clouds and if I have moonlight it’s quite something to see.
Elf Crash MurphyElf Buddy Frost – Santa’s sleigh is always bigger than people imagine it. The size, and the fact that there are a lot of lights on it are what usually surprise people the most.
Elf MaxSpeaking of the sleigh….
Elf Crash MurphyYeah, I don’t even want to comment on it, Max.
Elf UlanSounds so cool!
Elf MaxCrash, I’m hearing a lot of stuff.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, I am too.
Elf Buddy FrostConcerns with the sleigh?
Elf MaxHave you guys talked about sleigh options in the pre-flight meetings?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, a little bit. There’s supposed to be a big meeting with all the High Command elves about the sleigh today or tomorrow. This could be an interesting week.
Elf UlanSpeaking of the sleigh lol, do you have jingle bells on your sleigh?
Elf MaxYes, Elf Buddy Frost. There have been concerns coming from the test flights of Santa’s new sleigh all year long.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Elf Ulan. I have jingle bells on my sleigh. Most people don’t understand the importance of the bells. I never fly without them.
Elf MaxWhy are the bells so important?
Elf Crash MurphyReindeer fly better with the rhythm of the bells to move them. Without bells they are slower. With bells they work together better. Sleigh goes faster.
Elf UlanI heard Santa says it too
Elf MaxCrash – do you think Santa is going to fly that sleigh they are testing.
Elf Buddy FrostHow does the bells affect the reindeer?
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s true Elf Ulan
Elf UlanAnd do you play Christmas music with the bells too?
Hollytinsel234Hello
Elf Crash MurphyThe bells help the reindeer keep a rhythm. It’s moves them in a way like any music moves all of us. Their hearing is more sensitive to higher pitches and bells seem to work really well for them, especially up there in the high winds. They can hear them. They move more steady with the bells
Elf MaxHello Hollytinsel
Elf Buddy FrostHm, that actually makes a lot of sense, thank you Crash!
Elf CrusaderHi everyone! Sorry I’m late
Elf Crash MurphyI hear music through my headset, which is almost always on. My headset is where I communicate and do the news from. Hard for me to do my job without it. So I hardly hear the bells. The bells are for the reindeer
Elf MaxDo you hear Flight Command through the headset
Elf UlanWow, do you know what’s the reindeer favorite music?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Max. And Santa too. Everyone is in my head.
Elf CrusaderHi crash
Hollytinsel234Does Santa’s reindeer have Christmas magic?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Elf Ulan. Reindeer love music. But they especially love jazz, Country Rock and Rock ‘n Roll. Especially Blitzen. He’s a banger
Elf Crash MurphyHey Crusader!
Elf MaxBltizen is a banger!!!????
Elf Buddy FrostMe and Blitzen would get along then! I love rock n roll!
Elf Crash MurphyYes. Well, not too much heavy metal. Way into Def Leppard
Elf MaxNO WAY!!!
Elf CrusaderCrash, are you and santa stopping by my place this year?
Elf UlanWow, interesting!!
Elf Crash MurphyNot sure, Elf Crusader. That’s a Santa question. I go where he goes. I cannot imagine he’d forget you though
Elf MaxDef Leppard doesn’t have Christmas music, do they?
Elf CrusaderThanks
Elf Crash MurphyGeez, Max…how would I know that?
Elf CrusaderUmm no they don’t max
Elf MaxSo Santa doesn’t play it for him?
Elf Buddy FrostI like the Trans Siberian Orchastra. Best christmas rock music!
Elf UlanAre your teams the same reindeer or change members every year?
Elf Crash MurphyNo, but Santa teases him about it.
Elf CrusaderI’m a rock and roll fan too. That’s how I know
Elf Lil CreamI’m so glad I joined on time! The chats have always been when I’m gone or too early
Elf Crash MurphyThe reindeer will hear Kringle Radio at times on Christmas Eve. They love to hear if they make the news somehow
Elf Crash MurphyNice to see you Lil Cream!
Elf Slimey Chello!
Elf CrusaderI listen to a lot of nickelback,Linkin Park,breaking Benjamin,and daughtry
Hollytinsel234Crash, whats your favorite Christmas song?
Elf Crash MurphyOh, and Slimey’s here’s too. Wow, it is Christmas now
Elf Crash MurphyI don’t know that I have a favorite Christmas song. It depends on my mood I guess.
Elf Slimey CIm so excited, really starting to feel like christmas now!
Elf MaxI like your radio show, Crash.
Elf CrusaderCrash, did you ever record that podcast I did with other trackers?
Elf Crash MurphyThanks, Maxy
Elf UlanMe too!
Elf Buddy FrostMy favorite is “That’s Christmas to Me” by Penetonix!
Elf Crash MurphyElf Crusader, I owe you a BIG apology about that
Elf CrusaderI think Crash is a funny dude
Elf Crash MurphyI’ve worked on that podcast here and there but things have gotten so busy I just totally blew it.
Elf CrusaderHey, no problem. Just send me some elf eggnog and I’ll be good
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s totally my fault, Crusader. Don’t believe what Frank might tell you about it. Totally my fault
Hollytinsel234Mine too!
Elf Slimey Cno sweat, Ik its a busy time of year rn haha
Elf Lil CreamWhat have we missed from the chat so far? anything we should know?
Elf Crash MurphyI’ve like Pentatonix since before they got crazy big.
Elf CrusaderI understand Crash. I’m not upset
Elf MaxI’ll post up the recap later, Lil Cream
Elf CrusaderBeing sector lead is a big responsibility btw
Elf Crash MurphyWell, I am upset. I’ve had that since June. But to be honest, Frank is a little cheesed at me too because I’ve not been able to do as many podcasts as he wants
Elf UlanMaybe I don’t know. I’ll try to listen!
Elf CrusaderIs Santa ever covered in soot from all the chimneys?
Elf MaxYou’re all over the place, Crash. You shouldn’t feel bad
Hollytinsel234How many days until Christmas?
Elf Crash MurphyI could do a whole show of just Pentatonix. They come out with a new Christmas album like every five minutes
Elf UlanI agree too
Elf Crash MurphyCrusader works hard on his podcast and I let him down. I do feel bad about that. Santa should only give me soggy cheerios for Christmas
Elf CrusaderI so wish that I could live up there at the pole
Elf Crash MurphyYou’re in Minnesota, Crusader.  So you already know a lot about snow. How cold is it there now?
Elf CrusaderWould it help you to know that I am not upset with you crash? I think you’re an exceptional elf
Elf Buddy FrostDon’t feel bad Crash! You’ve got so much on your plate it’s understandable! You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself.
Elf Crash MurphyYou’re always so kind, Crusader. But I just blew that podcast. I need to find a way better than Elf Eggnog to make it up to you.
Elf MaxLil Cream or Slimey – do you have a question for Crash? Our time is about up
Elf CrusaderOh boy. Great question. It’s been snowing like heck these past two days. It is currently 15 degrees
Elf Crash MurphyThat’s some good North Pole training right there, Crusader
Elf UlanVerrry cold!
Elf Lil CreamNope! I’m just here to listen today, ill check with him tho
Elf Crash MurphyTell me, Crusader. With the cold and snow in Minnesota, do you guys have sleighs?
Elf MaxWow, maybe we should schedule a chat for questions for Elf Crusader!
Hollytinsel234Does Santas sleigh have a snow maker on the bottom??
Elf Crash MurphyHahaha! Good idea Maxy
Elf CrusaderNo. Not that I know of. But what I do know is that it makes driving difficult for those who operate vehicles
Elf Crash MurphyNo, Santa’s sleigh does not have a snowmaker
Elf Slimey Cim back! sorry i was outside looking at the frost. its 30 degrees where we are!
Elf CrusaderI’d be happy to do that Max. Just name the time and place and I would be glad to be interviewed.
Elf Crash Murphy30 degrees in California, Slimey?
Elf Slimey Cwe’re out of town and it never usually gets this cold haha
Elf MaxMaybe we could have you show up some time on Christmas Eve, Crusader. That would be fun
Hollytinsel234Its 40° here
Elf Crash MurphyOk, Slimey. I thought that sounded a little chilly for your neighborhood.
Elf Slimey Cyeah near the China Peak area/ Fresno
Elf Slimey CI love this weather
Elf MaxCrash, besides the pre-flight meetings you talked about, what else do you have to do to prepare for Santa’s launch?
Elf CrusaderDone max. I have free time. I can’t wait
Elf Lil Creamyeah- at home its gonna be sunny for christmas :/
Elf Crash MurphyI know Fresno pretty good. It’s 30 degrees in Fresno?
Elf Lil Creamyup! it gets pretty cold in the winter
Elf UlanDo we need a certificate to get into a sleigh?
Elf CrusaderHey crash, quick question: how much do you know about the mayo clinic here in Rochester Minnesota?
Elf Crash MurphyMaxy, actually my week this week is fairly normal. I have a lot planned for news with Frank. Big week for that. Not sure if we’ll squeeze in a podcast. I have some tracker training to do in Flight Command. But other than that I just need to pack my lunchpail for the flight
Elf CrusaderIt is a world renowned hospital. I wonder if Santa visits there. I think of all the sick children and patients who believe in him.
Elf Crash MurphyYes, Elf Ulan. To even fly in a sleigh you have to be certified. It takes months to get that certification.
Hollytinsel234‘@Elf Lil Cream: Thanks for liking my post!
Elf Crash MurphyThey Mayo Clinic in Rochester is world famous. Santa goes EVERY YEAR
Elf UlanTakes months, can I try it? ^^
Elf Crash MurphySanta actually does a lot of hospitals all this week, Crusader. Part of why he’s not at the North Pole and doing all these meetings by Zoom or by phone
Elf CrusaderThat’s great news! But he should be careful not to collide with the mayo one helicopter. They always fly that thing every day
Elf Crash MurphyElf Ulan. Sleigh Certification is a program that requires recommendation by your Elf Supervisor. And of course, that comes after taking about 18 months of flight school
Elf CrusaderWait a minute, are you telling me that I could operate a sleigh?
Elf Crash MurphySanta usually goes to the Mayo clinic by car (well, truck – Santa’s truck guy). Flying sleighs are reserved for Christmas Eve, Crusader
Elf Crash MurphySure, any elf can become a sleigh pilot
Elf Lil CreamWow! Thats a lot of training! I’m working on my drivers licence right now, is the training similar (obviously more time tho for a sleigh
Elf CrusaderWhew! That is good news! So there’s a chance I might see him
Elf Crash MurphyI’ve toyed with the idea. But the math is really hard. I am certified to fly in a sleigh, but my pilot certification is still a work in progress
Elf UlanOkay, I remember Elf Randi has it and it takes a lot of year’s till she can asks us ^^
Elf Crash MurphyElf Lil Cream — you’re DRIVING? Where do the years go!
Elf Slimey C🙂
Elf CrusaderHow would I know it’s Santa and not some dude who looks like him?
Elf Crash MurphyElf Crusader – ask him about the Elf Code. Santa knows it by heart in 17 different languages.
Elf MaxOk guys, let’s wrap it up.
Hollytinsel234Bye!
Elf MaxCrash, thanks as always for all the extra insight today
Elf CrusaderAlright. If I see some person that looks like Santa, I’m going to ask the elf code.
Elf Lil CreamYeah! Thank you Crash
Elf Buddy FrostAlright, it was great chatting with you all! Merry Christmas!
Elf Crash MurphyMy pleasure, Maxy. So good to see you too!
Elf CrusaderBye crash.
Elf Lil CreamMerry Christmas!
Elf Crash MurphyMerry Christmas everyone. If we get a chance to do another one of these this week I’ll be here!
Elf Slimey CThanks! Merry Christmas!
Elf MaxOk, Crash. Just tell me when and I’ll open the doors
Elf UlanWow, a lot! How about you control sleigh traffic?
Elf Crash MurphyDeal.
Elf Crash MurphyOh I don’t control sleigh traffic. But I went to sleigh traffic controller school to understand more about what Flight Command does and what they need from me. That’s complex work
Hollytinsel234Merry Christmas!!
Elf MaxMerry Christmas everyone!
Elf Crash MurphyBye y’all
Elf Lil CreamBye!
Elf UlanThank you, Crash, and Merry Christmas to everyone!

 

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Elf Victor Chats About Reindeer

Elf Victor, Santa’s head of Reindeer Operations at the North Pole, dropped in to Elf Chat to take questions about Santa’s reindeer.

The Reindeer Games ended this week in an upset win for The Mighty Mick. That led to many questions about him in particular. But other questions focused on how reindeer fly and how they understand language.

Here is a transcript of that great conversation:

Elf MaxFolks, today we are joined by Elf Victor, Santa’s head of Reindeer Operations.
Elf MaxHe is here to answer any questions you might have about reindeer
Elf MaxI have been armed with a lot of questions from Elf Ernest of SantaUpdate.com
Elf MaxAnd also from Elves Harold, Trixie and Frank
Elf MaxBut we will get to your questions first. Who would like to ask the first one?
Elf Sugar CookieGood morning, Elf Victor! I was wondering how well North Pole reindeer understand human languages?
Elf Crash MurphyI have one
Elf UlanI do!
Elf KyLoren :pHow do the Reindeer stand on a house without actually destroying the roof?
Elf VictorElf Sugar Cookie – thanks for your questions. The reindeer understand several human languages. They don’t speak them, but they understand them quite well actually.
Elf Sugar CookieThat is amazing! Thank you for letting me know!
Elf VictorElf KyLoren – reindeer are athletes. They have a deft touch. They are actually very careful when on a roof. Of course, not all roofs are the same.
Elf Crash MurphyNow that the Reindeer games are over, what do the reindeer do between now and when Santa launches?
Elf KyLoren :pohhhhh that’s smart of them Elf Victor!
Elf UlanHow to get along with reindeer? What’s their favorite colors, scents, and fun things?
Elf VictorCrash, that’s a good question too. Our focus right now with them is all about the team. They are very well conditioned. All are in good health. The games are an individual thing. Now we focus on team exercise and drills
Elf VictorElf Ulan – excellent question. Santa’s reindeer are all individuals. Very different from each other, just as we are. They have definite preferences. They all like different things
Elf VictorComet, as you know, is our prankster. He loves jokes and laughing.
Elf VictorPrancer is very quiet.
Elf VictorSo they are all different. But I don’t know if I could even tell you what their favorite colors are
Elf KyLoren :pIs there a sassy Reindeer?
Elf Crash MurphyOne question I’m getting a lot is about Donner and Bltizen. Are they upset over not winning the games this year?
Elf VictorVixen is a little sassy. Nobody messes with Vixen!
Elf UlanThank you Elf Victor. I was curious about they can recognize colors
Elf VictorCrash – no, of course not. Those reindeer are champions, both multiple winners of the games in the past. They are very happy for The Mighty Mick
Elf VictorYes, they can recognize colors, Elf Ulan. They are most responsive to red, green and gold
Elf notJackAre reindeer the only animals that understand human languages that well?
Elf VictorHi Elf NotJack – of course not. Many animals respond to human languages. Dogs, of course.
Elf MaxI want to know more about The Mighty Mick
Elf UlanOkay, red, green and gold!
Elf VictorI believe Elf Trixie and Elf Crash are working on stories
Elf JollyHow are the reindeer trained to fly, and how do they fly?
Elf Crash MurphyThat’s right – we’ve been interviewing both The Mighty Mick and Elf Big Ted Sled
Elf VictorHi Elf Jolly – not all breeds of reindeer can fly. Just a certain one, to my knowledge
Elf Sugar CookieElf Crash, if The Mighty Mick cannot speak, how are you able to interview him? I am intrigued!
Elf UlanYeah, you told us the news!
Elf VictorFlight is learned as soon as they can learn to run, which comes after walking, which comes shortly after birth
Elf VictorFlight takes a good year to master for most reindeer
Elf VictorThen years of training at the North Pole and a few of the reindeer ranches
Elf JollyThat’s awesome!
Elf VictorThe elite reindeer – which means the best at flight – are those who can master control at high speeds at high altitudes. It takes years to become proficient at it
Elf UlanDo you think Mighty Mick will fly on this Christmas Eve?
Elf VictorYes, Elf Ulan. Part of winning the Reindeer Games is the award of a Christmas Eve assignment by Santa
Elf VictorI don’t know what the Mighty Mick might be doing but I know he and Big Sled Ted are talking to Santa about it today in fact
Elf VictorIt is a very high honor to win those games. What The Mighty Mick did is very rare
Elf UlanWonderful!
Elf VictorWe don’t see this kind of thing often
Elf VictorThe Mighty Mick has a big future
Elf Crash MurphyHe’s got a special story too. Can’t wait to tell it
Elf UlanDo you know which team he will join?
Elf notJackCan you understand the reindeer?
Elf VictorThen I will say no more on that, Crash
Elf VictorI don’t know what Santa has in mind for The Mighty Mick. Sometimes it is a team thing, sometimes it is an individual mission. I often don’t know until after Christmas. I haven’t heard anything yet, of course
Elf VictorI don’t understand reindeer like Santa does. He’s a master reindeer whisperer
Elf VictorBut I understand the reindeer I know pretty well
Elf Crash MurphyElf Victor is being overly humble. He is a reindeer whisperer too. He is one of the most eminent reindeer experts in the world. That’s why he works for Santa
Elf VictorOh Crash – please
Elf Crash MurphyI know, Vic — but I just want everyone here to understand. These are elves we’re talking to. The best of friends
Elf notJackHow do you understand them?
Elf UlanHow did you learn about reindeer?
Elf VictorWell, Elf NotJack. I’m not the youngest elf in the world. I’ve been doing this for Santa for many years
Elf VictorElf Ulan – not everyone is suited to be around reindeer. They are very nervous animals sometimes. So you have to be very calm and deliberate
Elf VictorBeing around reindeer is about listening. Being calm. Being observant. You have to wait for them to come to you.
Elf VictorTrust building is very important with reindeer
Elf VictorThat’s why they love Santa. A lot of trust is there
Elf notJackLike squirrels?
Elf VictorUnderstanding reindeer comes not from commanding them but from respecting them
Elf VictorThey respond very well to service
Elf VictorAnd to kindness
Elf VictorAnd they return in kind with service and kindness
Elf VictorOn the basis of trust
Elf VictorSanta says they are driven by love. And I agree with him
Elf MaxWow – that’s awesome
Elf MaxVictor, do you have a favorite reindeer?
Elf UlanThank you! I’ll wait for them. Sounds like the same cats ^^
Elf VictorOh no – no favorites. I love them all.
Elf Crash MurphyWhat about Santa? Does he have a favorite?
Elf VictorNo, not that I know of. But Santa has a way of picking reindeer in just the right way for certain assignments
Elf VictorSanta seems to know how to put the right reindeer in the right situations
Elf MaxDo you have an example of that?
Elf VictorOh many.
Elf VictorAs you know, Donner and Blitzen are the most powerful of the reindeer
Elf UlanAwesome!
Elf VictorThey often get asked to handle really big jobs or tough weather assignments because of their strength
Elf VictorBut Cupid while less strong gets called upon to lead teams in sensitive areas
Elf MaxWhat would be a sensitive area?
Elf VictorNorth Korea is a sensitive area. Comet leads a lot of teams there on food missions. Lots of hungry people there. Comet leads teams there who are passive, peaceful and cannot be provoked.
Elf MaxWow.
Elf VictorYes, Comet is a peace maker
Elf VictorComet and Cupid together are quite a pair
Elf UlanYeah, very sweet
Elf MaxDo all elves have their own reindeer?
Elf VictorNo, not all. In fact, very few.
Elf MaxVictor this has been an interesting conversation. Are there any last questions for Elf Victor?
Elf UlanHow about you, elf Victor?
Elf Crash MurphyGood golly. I have a LOT more questions now!
Elf MaxOh me too!
Elf UlanOh, did you read my resume I sent? ^^
Elf VictorWhat about me having reindeer? Personal reindeer? Yes, I have two. Two retired reindeer who I keep more as friends rather than for transportation or labor. They’ve worked hard over the years and I just keep them to keep them happy
Elf VictorYes, Elf Ulan. We will be talking soon, likely after Christmas
Elf Sugar CookieThat is awesome! What are their names?
Elf notJackWill there be an archive for this chat?
Elf VictorSweety and Princess Buttercup
Elf Sugar CookieAwww!
Elf MaxYes, Elf NotJack – it’s on my list
Elf KyLoren :pDo the Reindeer have a favorite transformers character?
Elf MaxThank you everyone for being here today. We appreciate your questions
Elf UlanWow, nice!
Elf notJackOkay thanks!
Elf VictorElf KyLoren – good question. But I have no idea on that one!
Elf JollyHas Santa ever had to use his backup reindeer?
Elf UlanAwesome! Thank you. Let’s talk after Christmas!
Elf Crash MurphyI was wondering if someone would ask one that Victor couldn’t answer!
Elf VictorYes, Santa has used his backup reindeer before. But not too often
Elf MaxThanks everyone!
Elf notJackWhat about a favorite power ranger?
Elf Crash MurphyYes, this was a great one!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you all so much! This was a great chat!
Elf VictorElf NotJack – again, I have no idea. I don’t think the reindeer are too much into pop culture outside of music
Elf JollyThank you for the chat!
Elf UlanThank you, Elf Victor and everyone!
Elf VictorBye everyone and have a Merry Christmas!
Elf Crash MurphyThanks everybody!
Elf JollyBye!
Elf notJackThank you
Elf Sugar CookieMerry Christmas!
Elf MaxCrash, when does the story of The Mighty Mick come out?
Elf UlanMerry Christmas!
Elf Crash MurphyShould be either Monday or Tuesday. Monday, I think, because Tuesday is St. Nicholas Day
Elf MaxGreat, can’t wait for it!
Elf UlanI’m curious about him too!
Elf MaxMerry Christmas Everyone!
Elf Crash MurphyThanks!
Elf UlanThank you!
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