Friends, Elves and Trackers – lend me your eyeballs! North Pole Flight Command just signaled us that we are in the Red Zone. All of Europe and Africa marks Christmas Eve now. There are SLEIGHS in the skies right now in Sector 3. That being said, we’re still hours away from Santa’s launch. I have […]
Whooooo! Sector 3, we can now check in, per Flight Command:
As you saw Elf Pinky in Sector 5 say, we’re asking all elves to send in the same report. This is very rare. This is worldwide. This is asked of tracker elves everywhere. We held a Zoom meeting with North Pole Flight Command today and Elf Roger said that after a serious conversation with Santa […]
Elves, Over the past couple of weeks in the regular news media there have been reports of UFOs in many places around the world. In our Sector, they are appearing in England and in Germany. There might be other places as well. Here are a couple of photos of what some people are seeing: Some […]
I just got off the phone with Elf Crash. He’s placing us on alert status. If you’re available, please send in a current weather report. I’ve been instructed to tell you that sleigh sightings late tonight will be very possible in our sector. If you see something – if the weather allows – please report […]
It is time to begin weekly weather reports from all areas of Sector 3 effective immediately. It does not matter what day of the week you do them – for now – but I’m told the steady drip of regular reports are needed to help in flight planning. Weather data in our sector is matched […]
Friends, We have many new elves in Sector 3, some of them joining in just the last week. We see a pattern in new elves. They read a lot of information but they don’t ask a bunch of questions. Many just start sending in tracker reports without really knowing what they are doing. That’s one […]
In our weekly meeting with North Pole Flight Command we were informed that the test flights of Santa’s Sleigh will be in our Sector through the end of the month. This will be an excellent opportunity to see flying sleighs, especially since the weather will be pretty good still over the next few weeks. The […]
Ok, Elves. After discussions with Elf Roger Star we have determined that the best plan is to get all roof reports in Sector 3 completed by the end of the month. This is for all roofs in all areas of Sector 3. This goes out to all elves everywhere in Europe and Africa. This is […]
Hi Elves! Elf Seymour Snow in the Weather Department at North Pole Flight Command just shared the weather forecast for Northern and Eastern Europe through the end of October. They are predicting cold and unsettled weather. After conferring with Elf Roger Star, we have determined to push up chimney inspections in those areas. We want […]
Elves of Sector 3 – we’re live in Hamburg and already hard at work. After some discussions with Elf Seymour Snow we have determined to begin with Chimney Inspections in Sector 3 right away. Elf Seymour believes our northern areas especially will see an early winter this year. He projects a window of approximately 8 […]
Fellow elves of Sector 3 – I send you greetings from Hamburg, Germany where we have arrived just hours ago via express sleigh from the North Pole. We are fresh off the Elf Supervisors Meeting and we’re excited to be in what will be our home for the next three months. When I left, I […]
