Entries by Elf Pinky

Status Update for Sector 5

Greetings Elves of Sector 5. I’m at the North Pole awaiting the start of the Elf Supervisor meetings. When I arrived here there was a packet of information sitting on my desk in the little cubicle they give us here at North Pole Flight Command. In the packet is a report called “Sector Status”. It […]

Spotlight on Sector 5

I just got out of a long meeting with Elf Roger Star, Elf Buck Sanchez and Elf Crash Murphy at North Pole Flight Command. I was up there at the North Pole to more fully understand what the next five days will be like. I have not been at the North Pole for several weeks […]

Drones in Sector 5

Hello Elves of Sector 5, Elf Rolf posted about UFOs in Sector 3 yesterday and no sooner did he do that than new reports started to come in from elves in our Sector. The activity in New Jersey has especially resulted in a lot of reports. Here is one image that was sent us of […]

Elfie Selfies Wanted

Hello Sector 5, I’ve been doing some research here, just comparing where we are now to this same date a year ago. We are actually ahead in our elf count – more elves this year than last year by about 2%. We have an increase of 16% in freelance elves and a drop, actually, of […]

Santa is on the Move

Elf Rolf beat me to it! I was on the call with Elf Crash as well. He’s asking elves in Sectors 3 and 5 to be on alert and to send in a weather report ASAP. We don’t know the hour of Santa’s flight back to the North Pole. But we do know that Flight […]

Let’s Get It Together

Elves of Sector 5, both freelance and North Pole elves — We’re getting swamped with new elf sign-ups, both of freelance and North Pole elves. I’m talking MILLIONS. In an effort to get you all on track PLEASE do the following right away: Read this post from Elf Crash, International Director of Santa Trackers. Have […]

Elf Status Update Needed

Hi Elves, A couple of things for you today. First, I’m asking for an Elf Status update from each of you again. It’s been about two months since I last asked for this and we have had SO MANY new elves sign up that I feel I need to ask for it again. You can […]