Greetings Elves of Sector 5. I’m at the North Pole awaiting the start of the Elf Supervisor meetings. When I arrived here there was a packet of information sitting on my desk in the little cubicle they give us here at North Pole Flight Command. In the packet is a report called “Sector Status”. It […]
Ok guys, as always, we’re last. But, we’re the best. Flight Command just got off the horn and they confirm we are now in the Red Zone. Since most of you are hopefully asleep (we have a LONG day ahead of us), there is nothing for you to do right now. So if you stayed […]
At last! We can now check in in Sector 5!
I just got out of a long meeting with Elf Roger Star, Elf Buck Sanchez and Elf Crash Murphy at North Pole Flight Command. I was up there at the North Pole to more fully understand what the next five days will be like. I have not been at the North Pole for several weeks […]
As you can see from the news out of Santa Update today the weather is becoming more and more of a focus. I know it may seem boring and tedious to some of you but we really need some regular weather updates from every area. Here’s the link to the weather report. The frequency of […]
North Pole Flight Command has issued an urgent request for a Local Christmas Report from all areas. You can fill out the report right here. I’ll just tell you straight up that they are very concerned about the Christmas Spirit. This comes straight from the top, from Santa himself. This report relies on your opinion. […]
Elves, as a reminder, if you see something in the sky you think might be a sleigh – please use the Sleigh Sighting report. We are getting a higher level of possible sightings these days, powered by Operation Airlift, the test flights of Santa’s sleigh, and all the purported UFO activity out there. Elves are […]
Hello Elves of Sector 5, Elf Rolf posted about UFOs in Sector 3 yesterday and no sooner did he do that than new reports started to come in from elves in our Sector. The activity in New Jersey has especially resulted in a lot of reports. Here is one image that was sent us of […]
Hello Sector 5, I’ve been doing some research here, just comparing where we are now to this same date a year ago. We are actually ahead in our elf count – more elves this year than last year by about 2%. We have an increase of 16% in freelance elves and a drop, actually, of […]
Elf Rolf beat me to it! I was on the call with Elf Crash as well. He’s asking elves in Sectors 3 and 5 to be on alert and to send in a weather report ASAP. We don’t know the hour of Santa’s flight back to the North Pole. But we do know that Flight […]
Elves of Sector 5, both freelance and North Pole elves — We’re getting swamped with new elf sign-ups, both of freelance and North Pole elves. I’m talking MILLIONS. In an effort to get you all on track PLEASE do the following right away: Read this post from Elf Crash, International Director of Santa Trackers. Have […]
Hi Elves, A couple of things for you today. First, I’m asking for an Elf Status update from each of you again. It’s been about two months since I last asked for this and we have had SO MANY new elves sign up that I feel I need to ask for it again. You can […]
