Elf Jobs

Elf Sandy ClausElf Jobs – a presentation by Elf Sandy Claus of the Department of Elf Resources

Highlights:

  • The jobs that are listed now are NOT hard jobs to do
  • Those elves who apply now are most likely to get the jobs. Those who come late in December, won’t have time to get them.
  • A Country Ambassador elf speaks to the North Pole for an entire country
  • Yes, an elf can have more than one job
  • Santa needs a lot of Elf Recruiters
  • Yes, Santa surfs
  • And yes, Santa goes into outer space
  • Elves should ask about jobs that they DON’T see posted

Chat Transcript:

Elf Sandy ClausHello from the Department of Elf Resources. My name is Elf Sandy and I’m here to talk about elf jobs.
Elf Sandy ClausOur job, like all elves at the North Pole, is not complete until Santa arrives back at the North Pole and everything has been successfully delivered. That’s the mission.
Elf Coffee BeanHi ! I’m here now
Elf Sandy ClausIt takes a lot of elves to pull that off. This year, according to Santa’s goal, it’s going to take 200 million elves tracking Santa.
Elf Sandy ClausBut today instead of talking about finding new elves I want to talk to the elves who have been here for a few years.
Elf Sandy ClausYou are special elves. Last Christmas we ended up with around 55 million elves. 55 million of you are experienced. If Santa wants 200 million tracking him this Christmas we are going to need those with experience to take on responsibilities.
Elf Sandy ClausWe need City Captains, State Representatives, Country Ambassadors, Podcasters, Writers, Trainers, and Recruiters. These are all jobs we do before Santa takes flight. Once he is in the air we ALL become Santa trackers.
Elf Sandy ClausSo I’m speaking to those 55 million elves with experience. We need you to take on expanded roles as North Pole Elves.
Elf Sandy ClausMany of you have already done that. We have many City Captains, State Reps and Country Ambassadors. We have a few podcasters, writers, and recruiters.
Elf Sandy ClausBut we need many more.
Elf Sandy ClausIs it hard to do these added jobs? No, we have elves to help you. Sometimes all you need is an understand of what each of these jobs are.
Elf Sandy ClausA City Captain is an elf who tries to work with elves in a certain city, town, village or neighborhood. Your job is to find new elves from these areas. Your job is to answer their questions and show them the ropes. Your job as a City Captain is to show other elves the way.
Elf Sandy ClausThe same is pretty much true of State Reps. Your job is to be a friend to City Captains and to help them. Help them communicate, help them to find elves, and make suggestions for new city captains in your State.
Elf Sandy ClausA county ambassador is a little different. As a country ambassador it is your job to represent your country TO THE NORTH POLE. That’s right, your job is to speak for every elf and believer in your country. The North Pole values your feedback and wants to know what elves in your country want and need. You are the voice of the elves in your country.
Elf Sandy ClausWe have other jobs and they are pretty much explained on SantaTrackers.net.
Elf Sandy ClausI want to point out that we don’t have every job listed. If you think you are qualified to do something that is not listed on the website we would love to hear from you. Of course Santa wants to make use of your many talents. If you speak a language or can help other elves in some way because of your talents and abilities we want to talk to you.
Elf Sandy ClausJust recognize and remember than once Santa takes off ALL of us are tracker elves and our mission at that point is to HELP SANTA.
Elf Sandy ClausThat’s my presentation. I will now take whatever questions you might have. Thank you.
Elf MaxSandy, from our email we have been asked this question:
Elf MaxCan an elf have more than one job?
Elf Coffee Beanhi ! I just have a simple question, when is the next announcement about the job recruits
Elf Sandy ClausYes, of course. It happens all the time
Elf Sandy ClausA person can be a city captain and a news reporter elf at the same time
Elf Sandy ClausCoffee Bean…I don’t understand your question
Elf MaxI think maybe Coffee Bean wants to know about being an elf recruiter?
Elf Coffee Beanoh sorry I mean when is the next post about who has new jobs, if that make sense. you make the announcements about who is state rep, city cap, etc
Elf Sandy ClausOh…I’ll catch it up in a few days.
Elf Sandy ClausIt constantly changes
Elf Coffee Beanelf max actually that’s a good question
Elf Sandy ClausElf recruiters are really in demand right now
Elf Sandy ClausWe want as many applicants for those positions as we can get
Elf Coffee Beanare we able to apply to be an elf recruiter ?
Elf Flip BeanzI’m also working on an update to our elf count in every sector
Elf Sandy ClausYes, those positions are open now. Please apply
Elf Sandy ClausIn fact, I’ll just tell you right now, Coffee – YOU GOT THE JOB!!!!
Elf MaxOH WOW
Elf Crash MurphyHaha!
Elf MaxThat recruiting number is scaring a lot of people, Sandy
Elf Sandy ClausI know. But it shouldn’t
Elf Sandy ClausIt’s only July
Elf Lil CreamI have a question- are you in charge of just tracking jobs or the NP jobs too?
Elf Sandy ClausAnd I know I shouldn’t say that
Elf Coffee Beanomg hahahaha thank you ! I was talking about two things state rep or recruiter so which one hahahahah sorry
Elf Sandy ClausBut it’s a fact more than 60% of all our new elves come the week before Christmas.
Elf Sandy ClausCoffee, I’ll get to you on BOTH of those
Elf Sandy ClausLil Cream, we handle elf jobs everywhere
Elf Sandy ClausIncluding North Pole jobs. We just don’t post North Pole jobs on SantaTrackers.net
Elf Coffee Beanomg wow ! So will I need to talk to one of you to be able to get recruitments to go through ?
Elf Lil CreamAlso, I sent in a application a while ago, did u recieve it?
Elf Sandy ClausYes, Coffee…well, kinda
Elf Sandy ClausLil Cream, yes we are aware. But I can’t yet respond because…well, Santa. It’s a big one.
Elf Coffee BeanCould you explain it a little more about how this job will work ?!
Elf Lil Creamoh okay
Elf Sandy ClausRecruiting?
Elf Sandy ClausPlease be patient, Lil Cream. We definitely have NOT forgotten you.
Elf Sandy ClausSlimey C, he’s forgotten. But not you.
Elf Lil Cream?
Elf Sandy ClausI’m kidding, of course.
Elf Coffee BeanYes sandy !
Elf Lil Creamoh lol
Elf Lil Cream😀
Elf Sandy ClausI have been in meetings with the recruiting team this past week. I think Elf Ivy Holley will be posting some info shortly about your questions, Coffee
Elf Lil Creamalso- he couldnt make it today because he’s working, but he told me to tell u guys that he really wanted to
Elf Sandy ClausIt’s been a good week for new elves, that’s for sure
Elf MaxHe’s working? What’s he do?
Elf Coffee Beanokay perfect I was a bit worried if I was gonna be able to do the job good enough
Elf Lil Creamhe works at a surf shop
Elf Sandy ClausYes, please tell Slimey we’ll be glad to tease him in person when he has time.
Elf Lil Creamlol
Elf MaxWow. Cool job. Does he make surfboards?
Elf Lil Creamno, he sells shirts and works the register
Elf Lil Creamhe rent out surfboards there to tourists
Elf MaxPretty neat
Elf Crash MurphySanta surfs, you know.
Elf Lil Creamrlly?
Elf MaxSHUT THE FRONT DOOR, CRASH!
Elf Crash MurphyNo, I’m serious. Every Christmas Eve, in fact.
Elf MaxNo way
Elf Crash MurphyYes, way.
Elf Crash MurphyDown in Australia
Elf Crash MurphyThe only way he can reach those dudes is by surfing
Elf Crash MurphyHe also parachutes
Elf MaxGet out of town
Elf Sugar CookieWow, that’s incredible!
Elf Crash MurphyIt’s the truth
Elf Crash MurphyHe goes into outer space too.
Elf MaxWell, I heard that news report
Elf Lil Creamcool!!
Elf Crash MurphyInternational Space Station
Elf Lil Creamhe delievers there?
Elf MaxYeah…why do they call it that? If it’s not in this world, it can’t be International
Elf Crash MurphyYes, he delivers there
Elf Crash MurphyMany believers on the International Space Station
Elf Lil Creamhow does he get in?
Elf Sugar CookieWow, does he have his own space suit?
Elf Coffee Beanoh wow Santa really goes EVERYWHERE
Elf Crash MurphyAnd Max, you dumb bunny, It’s named for those who put it together. Not where it is
Elf Crash MurphySanta has a jetpack for those deliveries
Elf Crash MurphyBecause, as you know, it’s impossible to get a helmet on a reindeer
Elf Lil Creamjetpack?
Elf Sugar CookieThat’s awesome!
Elf Crash MurphyYeah…the reindeer get the sleigh to the edge of space…then Santa launches right from the seat of his sleigh in a jetpack
Elf Lil Creamthat is pretty cool!
Elf Coffee BeanI still can’t believe Santa just surfs on Christmas Eve
Elf Crash MurphyI’ve seen it every year
Elf Lil Creamdo u surf crash?
Elf Crash MurphyHe surfs on Christmas Eve cause he has to. But he might surf for recreational purposes at other times of the year
Elf Crash MurphyNo, I do not surf.
Elf Crash MurphyI’m not a fan of water
Elf MaxReally?
Elf Crash MurphyNope.
Elf Crash MurphyPersonal reasons.
Elf MaxOkay, okay
Elf Sugar CookieFair enough. Is Santa able to carry his bag while surfing?
Elf Sandy ClausWe were talking about elf jobs?
Elf Coffee BeanHave you ever accidentally landed in the water ?
Elf Crash MurphyHe uses a waterproof backpack for surfing
Elf Coffee Beanoh yeah- sorry elf Sandy
Elf Sugar CookieWow!
Elf Crash MurphyNo, I’ve never landed on water. Thank goodness
Elf MaxHaha – sorry Sandy
Elf Sandy ClausIt’s okay. I just want to make sure we answer any remaining questions about jobs. Then we can talk about parachutes and surf boards all ya want.
Elf Coffee BeanI had said that that’s good that Ivy is going to be posting a post about it because it scared me I wasn’t gonna be up to the job
Elf MaxAny other questions on elf jobs?
Elf Sandy ClausI have confidence in you, Coffee Bean. You can do it!
Elf Sugar CookieAny advice for elves who would want to be city captains but are a bit shy?
Elf Sandy ClausGOOD question, Sugar Cookie.
Elf Sugar CookieThank you!
Elf Sandy ClausMy advice is to apply. I’m guessing Sugar Cookie isn’t the name that your Mama gave you, right?
Elf Crash MurphySugar Cookie, I know how ya feel!
Elf Crash MurphyCan I give you some advice that Santa gave me a long, long time ago?
Elf Sugar CookieThat is correct 🙂 I’ll definitely apply when I have at least a year of elf service under my belt. Thank you!
Elf Coffee BeanOnce the badges show up again and be fixed it’ll show up as a state rep right ?
Elf Sandy ClausOk, that’s a good plan!
Elf Sugar CookiePlease, Elf Crash!
Elf MaxYes, Sugar Cookie. We’re working on it.
Elf Crash MurphyWhen I was nervous about going on the radio Santa said:
Elf Crash Murphy“Crash, they don’t know that you don’t know what you’re doing”
Elf Crash MurphyAnd that helped me a ton!
Elf Sandy ClausHey, that is good advice!
Elf MaxI like that too
Elf Sugar CookieVery good advice! Thank you!
Elf Crash MurphySanta told me fear is normal but that we need to tell it to get lost.
Elf Cookie DoughI can’t apply for anything till next year
Elf Coffee BeanI think you were talking to me so yes okay !
Elf MaxThat’s right
Elf Sandy ClausWhy not Cookie Dough?
Elf Sugar Cookie@Elf Crash Murphy: Great advice! I need to tell fear to get lost more often
Elf Sandy ClausYou can tell me privately if ya want, Cookie Dough
Elf MaxOk, guys. Let’s take a five minute break then we’ll start up again. Thanks, Sandy!
Elf Sandy ClausThank you!
Elf Sugar CookieThank you!
Elf Cookie DoughI haven’t been a tracker elf for a year yet I just started as an elf and I only have 2 stars not 3
Elf Lil Creamty!
Elf MaxCookie Dough – talk to Elf Sandy about any job you want. I hear she is waiving a lot of those kinds of requirements.
Elf Sandy ClausYes, message me. If there’s something you want to do we want to help make it happen
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